Add Bookmark | Recommend this book | Back to the book page | My bookshelf | Mobile Reading

Free Web Novel,Novel online - All in oicq.net -> ->

Volume 1: Spring in the Garden Chapter 457: Others pretend to be gold, but you pretend to be fine.  .

Previous page        Return to Catalog        Next page

    When Tong Tong and Chen Shuyuan started the 'Invincible Shopping' mode, Xiao Daguan was upgraded from a 'follower' to a coolie. Whenever Tong Tong saw Xiao Sheng's depressed 'dead face', she felt strongly  The desire for shopping was deeply aroused, and Chen Shuyuan supported Tong Tong unconditionally. The two of them sang and harmonized, causing Xiao Sheng to have a handbag hanging around his neck.  ¡¾.Com text¡¿

    "Hey yo yo" walked into the main commercial street. The brand stores lining both sides of the street have also become the main targets of the two women. At this time, Xiao Sheng greeted Chen Shuyuan with a wink. It's okay to have one, but this girl  "Beautiful smile" acted as if he hadn't seen it, and continued to follow Tong Tong crazy. God, before it was time to "plow the fields", he was already ready to tire out this "old cow".

    The sky gradually dimmed, neon advertising lights lit up one after another, and the TV billboards at the four-way intersection played several advertisements in turn. Tong Tong, who has a special liking for 'Dr. Jay', always saw '  During the advertisement of Youlemei's milk tea, I would always stand and take a look, and then compare Xiao Sheng's donkey face with Jay Chou's, and I came to the conclusion that the narrow-eyed Jay Chou is more attractive.

    We had a lot to eat at noon, but it was still half of the shopping street in Huai City. It would be a lie to say that I was not tired. Many of the stalls in front of the store were already in place. Chen Shuyuan, who was so compassionate, finally couldn't bear it.  After resisting the temptation of "stinky tofu", they were allowed to sit down together with Xiao Daguan. The big and small bags were still on the seats in front of the booth. Xiao Sheng, who took a deep breath, frowned and scratched himself.  On top of her head, sweat continued to flow down her temples. Chen Shuyuan, who was well aware of Xiao Sheng's misfortune, ordered a glass of soda water for him and drank it all in one gulp. At this time, there was another advertisement on the TV billboard not far away.  Once, an advertisement for Jay Chou's "Youlemei" milk tea was played. Tong Tong, who was next to Xiao Sheng, teased Xiao Sheng while her cousin was ordering stinky tofu, and imitated the female pig in the advertisement.  The voice twisted its body and said softly:

    "I am your Youlemei!!" Xiao Sheng, who had been feeling aggrieved all afternoon, had always restrained himself from going berserk because of Chen Shuyuan's presence. When he saw the little girl deliberately coming forward to find trouble, his eyes lit up.  Evil replied:

    "Ah, great, come on, let me put this five centimeter diameter 'straw' into your 'fuck', the one on top or the one on the bottom!!" Xiao Sheng, who was touching his chin, said this.  After saying this, he laughed twice, and immediately realized what Xiao Sheng meant by Tong Tong, and glared at the other person, this guy is a hooligan.

    Xiao Sheng, who finally regained the game, suddenly felt relaxed. He hummed the famous Jiangnan ditty "Eighteen Touches" and glanced at Tong Tong next to him with evil eyes. He was alone with Xiao Sheng, and he felt really happy in his heart.  The desperate Tong Tong moved her tight buttocks. Just as she was about to ask for emergency help from her cousin, she heard Chen Shuyuan's crisp voice.

    "Tong Tong, do you have ten yuan in change? The boss can't find it." After hearing this, Tong Tong straightened her right leg and groped for something in her tight trouser pocket with her right hand. Suddenly, the girl felt a  A big furry hand was invading his thigh. After taking a closer look, Xiao Sheng turned on the 'shameless' mode. This was intentional, teasing him.

    "Sister, I don't have this either. Big guy, it's time for you to show off. After shopping around all afternoon, you've got nothing. Are you still a man?"

    "I want to trick you, but my wife is very strict at home. If I miss a cent, I have to ask where I am going. Isn't it inappropriate to be a member of the family, right, Shuyuan." After hearing this, Chen Shuyuan glanced at Xiao Sheng with a blushing face.  With a glance, Xiao Sheng, who had already stood up at this time, took out the card holder specially used to store cards from his pocket. Don't look at this inconspicuous small bag. Zhang Yi also spent a lot of money to buy it for him. It is waterproof and anti-magnetic.  I was afraid that when this guy was performing his mission, the card in his pocket would become demagnetized.

    Unfolding the card holder, this was the first time Tong Tong saw Xiao Shengna wearing this kind of decoration. Although he didn't know how much this leather bag was worth, from his exquisite workmanship, it was not difficult to find that this card holder was by no means ordinary.

    "Hey, what is this?" Tong Tong leaned forward and wanted to grab Xiao Sheng's card bag. Xiao Sheng, who had quick eyes and quick hands, lined up a little behind, but the exposed decorative bag still made him see more  Guang Tong Tong immediately understood something.

    Chen Shuyuan walked to the stall. Before she could sit down, she saw Tong Tong getting up. She pouted and muttered to Chen Shuyuan:

    "Cousin, let's not be with this beast anymore. He doesn't mean well. Look what's in his card holder!"

    "Yeah." After hearing this, Chen Shuyuan subconsciously looked at the card package in Xiao Sheng's hand, questioning Xiao Sheng with puzzled eyes.

    "What are you pretending to be? Why don't you just pretend to be a 'real man'? What's wrong? I am a big man who brings his own condoms, contributes to family planning, eliminates the possibility of diseases, and supports domestic production. I think I am great.  "Zheng Zheng stood up solemnly, and Xiao Sheng said these words in a neither humble nor arrogant manner, without any hint of intimidation.The embarrassment of being raped in bed. Before Tong Tong could refute, Xiao Sheng continued:

    "Besides, I pretend to be this thing, it also has a meaning, hey!! It's terrible to be uneducated, do you understand!"

    "Oh, you are so perverted that you wear a condom all the time. Big guy, I think you want women. You are going crazy." As long as her cousin is around, Tong Tong, a girl like you, is not afraid of anything.  , What a great trick, do you dare? Seeing the two of them like fighting cocks, each with their necks raised and quarreling, Chen Shuyuan, who felt embarrassed for them both, looked around at everyone's eyes, and quickly signaled to the two of them.  We sat down to talk about anything, but Xiao Daguan, on the other hand, looked like he was bare-chested and fighting hand-to-hand.

    "Brother, let me ask you, what are condoms for?"

    "You!! You!! Cousin, he is teasing me!"

    "Don't act like an innocent little lolita. The brand 'Real Man' is not very famous in China. Since you can tell what it is just by looking at the package, you can be considered a 'battle-experienced' old man."  , let me ask you, what is this used for? I¡¯ll tell you, it¡¯s used for ¡°jin¡±! Gold! Do you understand? It means that I want to make more money, but I don¡¯t think so.  It¡¯s so dirty, and it¡¯s been chattering all day long.¡± Xiao Sheng¡¯s explanation really made Tong Tong stunned. It seemed that he had read this report from above, and many young people who had just started their own business liked to carry one in their wallets.  This thing is for good luck. Of course, at the critical moment, there is no need to run to the supermarket or 'daily necessities'.

    ¡°Come on, if you pretend to be ¡®gold¡¯ while others are ¡®golden¡¯, you are an out-and-out gangster!¡±

    "Thank you!! I'll show you the gangster tonight!"

    (When you go out, keep the entire TT in your wallet. Regardless of whether it is true or false, it has this meaning. At critical moments, you can also directly tuck your bag or bird. You don¡¯t have to run to the store anymore, and you don¡¯t have to hold it in when you are out in the field.  In vitro solution, so troublesome,)

    Read ads-free, full-text, error-free novels, .Com text, your best choice!
Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report