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Volume 1 Spring Garden Chapter 1131 Otherwise, they will kill you

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    In our teenage years, we are the fearless Sun Wukong; in our twenties, when we are in love, we are Zhu Bajie who dares to love and hate; in our thirties, trapped in the workplace, we are the down-to-earth and decisive Monk Sha; in our forties, we are the down-to-earth and decisive Monk Sha.  Years pass by, and we are Tang Sanzang who is empty of all four elements.  .

    It turns out that life is like Journey to the West. After you get through the difficulties of 1998-11, you suddenly find that in the end, it is just a waste of your body, your efforts, and your capital.  With eyes full of tears, he looked at the unreachable big girl dangling in front of him. The mind that had never grown old formed a sharp contrast with the body that was not strong enough to lift.

    So, don¡¯t suppress your rebelliousness in your teens, don¡¯t control your uninhibitedness in your twenties, and don¡¯t forget your responsibilities in your thirties and tell yourself that you will be cool in just a few years.  When he was in his forties, he saw all the dust in the world and appeared in front of Loli in the image of an uncle. He was so hot in his peripheral vision that he finally went crazy.  .

    Youth is capital, and living is the greatest happiness. While you are young, while you are alive, do some weird things. When you are old, you will not even have a thought of reminiscing. That is really "the four elements are empty", including the space for thoughts and lust.  They've all been wiped out.

    Looking at Dai Muyang who walked out of the bank door in high spirits, he swept away the gloom just now. The arrogant look on his face really resonated with Xiao Sheng.  .  Well, does this Langyang have the qualities of a man?

    "Brother-in-law, I finally understand why I have been single for so many years. What I lack is this kind of courage. I am too simple. Do you know? If I want, can all the girls in the world take out the palm of my hand?  "Dai Muyang, who had extremely high self-confidence, stood there pinching his waist with a slutty look on his face. Xiao Sheng, who stood next to him and held his nose, replied abruptly:

    "Idiots all say they are cute, and regular people say they are foodies, flat-chested, and short-skinned because they are 'forest style'. Those with low IQs will always embellish their achievements and cover up their mouths with second-rate goods.  The mean ones say they are sharp, the scolds say they are just complaining, the older and unmarried people dare to call themselves royal sisters, and the fat men dare to call themselves uncles. " At this point, Xiao Sheng stroked Dai Muyang's freshly shaved short hair and continued to attack.  road:

    "Having a haircut through labor reshaping means that you are a man? A lack of brains means that you are naive? There is no reason to be single, just because you are ugly You think about it for yourself, think about what I said, how many of you have taken advantage of me, and if people don't reject you, it is because they pity you.  , I didn¡¯t reject you outright, just to save face for herself. Damn, it¡¯s embarrassing for such an ugly man to come after me.¡± After saying this in surprise, Xiao Sheng smiled brightly,  It was in sharp contrast to Dai Muyang's unnatural and depressed look.  Looking helplessly at his brother-in-law who had beaten him to pieces, the man replied weakly:

    "Then people say that I look exactly like my sister, pretty much the same." In the eyes of others, Dai Muxue is a great beauty. How can she be said to be no less inferior to her as a younger brother?

    "I can only say that your sister is self-aware. She knew that she was not good-looking, so she found a man who was even less good-looking. But you are different from her. You are obviously a bitch, so you insist on interfering with her.  On the head, the hair is curled like instant noodles, wouldn¡¯t it be obvious at a glance?¡± Dai Muyang stood there for a long time and suddenly replied:

    "Brother-in-law, are you implying that I am Diaosi?" Upon hearing this, Xiao Sheng patted Dai Muyang's shoulder heavily and said with a smile:

    "Enlightenment, self-confidence is a good thing, but don't be too inflated. You should put yourself in the position of hanging silk. While counterattacking the tall, handsome and rich, don't forget your own conditions. Let's go, it's almost noon.  Invite me to have a meal."

    "What? Aren't you supposed to invite my brother-in-law to dinner?"

    "It's costless to chase girls? Don't you want to learn from experience?" One sentence completely killed all Dai Muyang's thoughts in an instant. With a few months' salary, this meal is probably enough.  .

    Fortunately, Xiao Daguan was kind and righteous, so he only found a fast food restaurant and made do with it. Only then did a smile appear on Dai Muyang's face again. This guy wanted to learn experience but didn't want to pay for tuition. This was like reading pirated novels.  What is the difference between hanging wire?  Hateful, extremely hateful.  .

    He used his sharp tongue to fool Dai Muyang, who was opposite him, into a daze!  He even forgot to eat the rice in front of him. After his enlightenment, when he wanted to eat vegetables again, he found that there was not even any gutter oil left on the plate.

    "I'm full, are you full? I'll take you back to school." At this moment, Dai Muyang felt like he was insane.

    Dai Muyang kept his brother-in-law's earnest teachings in mind, but when he got off the bus, the man showed a rather resentful look, which made Xiao Sheng's skin crawl.  .

    "Brother-in-law, don't look at it. You have no hope. In your next life, you will be reincarnated as a woman and find a man like me. Well this is the only way." Xiao Sheng's words instantly made Dai Mu? He laughed stupidly a few times, and then said another sentence after being depressed for a long time:

    "Brother-in-law, I still have some small questions. Please tell me about that"

    "What is that? The one above the male and female sex?" Hearing this, Dai Muyang's eyes lit up and he dared to ask:

    "Yes, yes, my roommates brag all day long. They do it for hours at a time, and there is one who is even more fierce, two and a half. I have done it several times, but how can it only be a few minutes?" After hearing this,  Xiao Sheng laughed wildly, and then replied:

    "The one-hour one is a jackass, and the two-hour one, are you sure he's not talking about an electric stick? Or a dead thing like a cucumber? As for a few minutes, that's a normal person. Of course, normal men are very  It may be difficult to satisfy the needs of a fierce girl. Basically, the girls who come out to hook up are relatively strong in this aspect. Call me brother-in-law and eat your 80 yuan fast food. I won¡¯t let you shout in vain, and I won¡¯t eat in vain.  Teach you a few methods, learn and use them.¡±

    "sure."

    "When you go out to have sex, most girls will ask you to wear a condom. If you are not up to it, you can use external force. Wear one first, put a layer of toilet paper on top, and then another one to effectively prevent premature ejaculation. What's even better is this  , wear the sleeve to the end and cut off the front.¡±

    "Cut it off? Cut it together?"

    "You are the most idiotic person, so I said it was a condom and then I added some lubricant"

    "There is really no such thing" Looking at Dai Muyang's serious expression, Xiao Sheng had the urge to slap him:

    "You have the nerve to buy sesame oil in the supermarket, right? One bottle is enough for you to use for a year. Where did I say it? Oh, yes, apply the oil and put on another one. It will give you a double-layered feeling It will effectively prolong the use for at least five minutes."

    "Really? Have you tried it?" After hearing Dai Muyang's question, Xiao Sheng straightened his waist decisively and said evilly:

    "Do I need it? Remember, don't apply Fengyoujing, safflower oil or the like, otherwise, they will kill you."

    (Nonsense, purely for entertainment.)
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