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Volume 8 Golden Lotus and Phoenix Head Chapter 1984 Looks humorous, but that¡¯s not really humorous!

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    Which pot is not opened and lifted?

    Scout is a notoriously bad guy among several people. He will always say something at very inopportune times that will make you laugh or cry and cannot be answered. When the words cannot express the true thoughts in the heart, everyone  The 'indignation' towards his words could only be expressed through body language.

    Sometimes Xiao Sheng also wonders if people who are into high-tech can't keep up with the rhythm of other people's words in their brain thinking. They are talking about the future life. He took a long time to complete a love action movie. Xiao Sheng admitted  Life and masturbation are inextricably linked, but what he focused on was inner resonance. Although what he said was an objectively correct fact, after he messed with it, he immediately lost the original meaning.  'holy'.

    To put it in layman's terms: The level immediately dropped. No wonder Dujuan thinks he has no connotation. A man who only thinks about 'all-pervasive' and is full of obscene thoughts all day long. The words that come out of his mouth, no matter how elegant, are  They all have a fishy smell, and you can smell them even when you turn a corner.

    With his hands on his head and his hands on his knees, Xiao Sheng and Wan Tou slapped each other rhythmically. The man, who was in pain, finally felt repentant and shouted, "I won't do this next time."

    Without the intervention of the scouts, the discussion between Xiao Sheng and Dandan seemed more serious, and the topics were raised from performance art to body art. Although they were all unpleasant topics, they  After the two of them packaged it like this, XXOO became "watching the sunrise with you,"

    Suddenly, the high-end, grandeur, and high-end styles of the two people have risen by several levels. Only the scout caught in the middle muttered silently in his heart:

    "I talked a lot, but the focus is still on the wedding night. I made it look so serious. When I was such a good young talent, who would take me to the nurse company to peek at others." Of course, these words are also important.  I can only say it in my heart, in order to prevent this guy from talking too much, even the "fire sticks" for eating have been placed on the carriage. If this sap goes down, let alone going to Africa to find cuckoos, when I wake up,  They are all pervasive.

    "By the way, when I was shopping with them yesterday, well, I didn't mean to mention Sister-in-law Liu, I just mentioned it in passing." The scout who finally seized the opportunity jumped up like a stubborn donkey,  It was like borrowing a topic, but the carriage was too narrow, and the only sound that could be heard was the sound of the car hitting the roof, which was unusually heavy.

    "Scout, let's take it easy. I know you've been practicing Iron Head Kung Fu recently, but if you play like this, it's easy to get into trouble." Haosheng comforted the aggressive scout, raised his head to look at Xiao Sheng, who was looking at the warhead, and replied with confidence on his face.  :

    "Why can't you mention her? Do you think she's going solo?"

    "Absolutely not, let alone impossible." The sonorous and powerful reply was really harsh. Before the other party could continue to flatter him, Xiao Sheng rubbed the steel head for the scout and waved his hand for him to continue talking.

    "It's nothing. In fact, I don't believe this either, but it seems to be the same thing. The three of them went to the temple to ask for a signature for our mission. However, after they came out of the temple, the three of them, mother and daughter,  We went back to the hotel directly, not even going to Xidan as promised.

    Didn¡¯t I go to Ai Hua to express my feelings to her at night, so I took this opportunity to inquire about it, and she said that what she was asking for was a ¡®big evil¡¯.  "

    "Big breasts, head, this is unscientific." Xiao Sheng, who knew that the guy in front of him was being 'acting cute', had no choice but to talk to him. However, Xiao Sheng appreciated the logic of his behavior and laughed it off.  It's what they need most.

    "Stupid, you won't tell her that you asked for 'bad luck', so I'll just ask for good luck."

    "Big dick, head, ours are not small."

    "I don't want to hit you, Peat. Why are you still so mean?" After the scout stirred things up, Warnhead, who was honestly frightened by this incident, felt relieved.

    "But let's talk, let's talk. At that time, you should have followed what the scout said and answered, she asked for big breasts, and you asked for a big cock. It's a perfect match.

    ¡°I tell you, when you are with girls, don¡¯t be rigid, but don¡¯t be too slick, too literary, and don¡¯t be too carefree.

    "Sharing both refined and popular styles, this word seems very pertinent. It not only makes her feel that you are not simple, but also tells her indirectly that because of you, I am not simple."

    Humor is indispensable. At the critical moment, come up with some dirty jokes to test her true psychological thoughts. If she smiles coquettishly, it means that she has similar thoughts. If she smiles charmingly, it means that she is interested in you.  Don't refuse, but if your expression changes suddenly and makes you look impatient, change the subject quickly and don't deepen the impression of pregnancy in her mind.  "Just when Xiao Sheng was saying this, Warnhead answered abruptly:

    ¡°Head, ??Normally very humorous, but  "The scout who was listening to his squad leader's earnest instructions turned his head disdainfully after hearing Warhead's words, and while stroking his own steel head, he replied contemptuously:

    "You look humorous, but that's not really humorous." In an instant, after hearing the scout's words, Warhead was so angry that he really showed signs of going berserk. Fortunately, the guy didn't continue this topic.

    "When facing their own goddess, everyone will stutter, tremble in their hearts, and cannot perform at their normal level. It is reasonable. When you get familiar with it, your humorous nature will be reflected, no matter in appearance.  Yes, it¡¯s connotative.¡±

    "Haha, Dandan, do you know what it means for gentlemen to think alike? This means understanding from heart to heart. Your humor is always reflected on your face, making anyone who takes a look at it unable to help but laugh.  "

    There is a kind of bad friend. Whenever he opens his mouth, you have the urge to beat him. Obviously, the scout belongs to this kind. When the warhead holds the fire stick tightly and is eager to try, he feels the evil spirit coming towards him.  , the scout quickly stopped his laughter and turned his head to flatter Xiao Sheng beside him.

    "Tou, you are the one we are familiar with now, the high-end, powerful, and connotative Tou. That is a domineering anal fistula."

    "I thought you were going to say that the foreskin is too long." After hearing Xiao Sheng's words, the scout grinned and laughed again, turned around, and was about to pull the warhead and laugh together, but found that this guy  I was depressed there again.

    "No, Dandan, I found that your ability to withstand shocks has become lower and lower since you found a partner. I'm here to make a joke for you, brother, to lighten the awkward atmosphere between us. Why are you just like Shuang beating an eggplant?"  People tend to become stronger the more they fall in love, but it's better for you, the more you fall in love, the more stubborn you become.

    ¡°If we hadn¡¯t personally pulled the strings for you, we would have thought you were a spare tire.  "

    "Boss, let's discuss something. You have a meeting on this car. Give me some time. I promise not to kill him."
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