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Text 0095 My charm is still there

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    Mi Jiu suddenly thought of a strange question. She asked Han Tiantian, "Do you think men can use this thing?" Han Tiantian smiled and said, "Are you stupid? Of course it can be used. Anyone can use it."  , why are you asking this?" Mi Jiu said happily: "Then I will let Diao Xiaosi try it tomorrow" (Emma is so stupid that she won't try even if she kills me. Diao Xiaosi sat back and fell on the  On the ground, he rolled and crawled back to his room, closing the door tightly) Han Tiantian made a alert "shhh" and listened: "What sound do you hear at the door? It seems like there is someone there.  "Mi Jiu smiled disapprovingly: "Maybe it's a servant" Han Tiantian breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest and said, "I was scared to death. I thought it was a mouse. I'm most afraid of mice. Just wipe it.  Are you done? It¡¯s time to wipe it off for me¡± ¡­Half an hour later, the two girls washed off the mask and talked privately for a while before going to bed.  But Diao Xiaosi struggled all night and couldn't sleep at all. He woke up many times in his dream and was in all kinds of panic Early the next morning, Diao Xiaosi was woken up and took Mi Shixiong's car to go to the college together.  When he got in the car, Mi Shixiong noticed that Diao Xiaosi's eyes were red and listless, and he asked with concern: "What's the matter? Didn't you sleep well last night?" Diao Xiaosi hesitated: "Uh, I'm a little tired.  Picking a bed" "How is the investigation going?" Mi Shixiong closed the car door and asked impatiently.  Diao Xiaosi hesitated for a moment and told everything he heard last night. Mi Shixiong was silent for a while, as if he had suddenly grown older.  He said: "Diao Xiaosi, you did a good job, thank you. I know what to do, let's drive"  Since he didn't sleep well last night, Diao Xiaosi felt groggy and had no energy in class.  , kept dozing off.  This class is college Chinese, and Professor Luo is a stern old man.  Seeing Diao Xiaosi's unwillingness to stop, he frowned.  "Classmate Diao Xiaosi, please answer this question" Diao Xiaosi did not respond. Ai Moxue pushed him, "Diao Xiaosi, Diao Xiaosi" Diao Xiaosi raised his head and said with an empty voice  Looking at her: "What's wrong?" Ai Moxue pointed to the podium: "The teacher is asking you to answer a question." Diao Xiaosi stood up in fright: "I didn't sleep, so I took a nap  " The classmates burst into laughter, isn't it true that there are no three hundred taels of silver here.  Professor Luo shook his head helplessly, pointed his pointer at the three fill-in-the-blanks on the blackboard and asked: "Okay, I have just explained these questions again. I believe you listened carefully, so now please answer these questions."  Question, the first question, what is the second half of the sentence "If you are poor, you will live alone"? Diao Xiaosi thought for a while and answered: "If you are rich, you will have wives and concubines" The classroom burst into laughter.  The correct answer should be "Advocate and benefit the world", which comes from Mencius's "Exerting the Heart". This Diao Xiaosi is really good at making mistakes, and only the weird ones can come up with such a neat second half of the sentence.  Professor Luo took a deep breath, tried his best to suppress the growing anger, and said patiently: "You are really talented. Mencius is even more capable than you. Okay, then you can tell me about the next question." Diao Xiaosi looked at it.  He went to the blackboard and wrote, __________, which made people haggard because of Yixiao. It was obvious that he had to fill in the first half of the sentence. This is simple. He had learned it in junior high school. Ya clapped her hands and smiled and said: "I can do this, I can do this"  "Okay, you said" Professor Luo felt a little relieved.  "The first part of the sentence is, you will never regret taking off your clothes" The classroom was filled with laughter. Even Ai Moxue was lying on the desk laughing so hard that she couldn't stand up. Professor Luo suddenly broke into sweat. Could it be that this kid  Was the previous Chinese knowledge taught by the physical education teacher?  Diao Xiaosi looked around innocently with a puzzled expression: "Hey, what are you laughing at? Did I answer the wrong question?" Ai Moxue waved her hand while holding back a smile: "That's right haha no  Wrong" "That's right. Why are you laughing so happily? It's really strange." Diao Xiaosi smiled and touched his head.  Professor Luo didn¡¯t know whether to laugh or cry, and most of his anger was gone. What else can you do when you meet such an excellent student?  He pointed to the last question on the blackboard. This was an improvisational question and there was no completely standard answer. It was to answer the second half of the sentence "The hero's sword is not old" in the form of a couplet.  OK.  Diao Xiaosi was very happy when he saw this question. This question was his mother's mantra. Si Minhui often said it. This question was too simple.  "Listen up, hero treasure"??I am not old yet, cough cough, my charm is still there, I have done my best, and I will definitely emerge from the ages, okay?  Where is the applause?  Where are the screams?  "Diao Xiaosi's two arms slowly rose up, like a star at a concert waiting for the shouts and cheers of fans Professor Luo smashed the blackboard with a sassafras, hitting Diao Xiaosi right in the chest. Diao Xiaosi hadn't yet  Before he had time to react, he saw the overwhelming number of chalk heads coming towards him like a hidden weapon with the sound of breaking through the air. Professor Luo roared: "I told you that your charm is still there, and I will show you what the sword is not old"  Back at noon.  When they arrived at Xiyuan Villa, Diao Xiaosi lay down on the bed and fell asleep without even eating lunch. He was so sleepy that Professor Heixinluo actually punished him by copying the three questions.  The correct answer is 100 times. Alas, I don¡¯t care about that much anymore. Let¡¯s get some sleep first. Diao Xiaosi had a very scary dream. In the dream, he was chased by Mi Jiu and Han Tiantian. He had no way out.  When we reached a cliff, Mi Jiu held a vibrator in his hand and came closer with a sinister smile. "Try it. It's very comfortable and doesn't hurt at all" "Don't force me, don't.  Force me" Diao Xiaosi stood beside the abyss, trembling with fear. Han Tiantian also smiled ferociously: "It will get wet, it will get wet, come on, insert more" "Help  Ah, help, don't come over here, or I will jump down from here" Diao Xiaosi backed away in fear. Mi Jiu and Han Tiantian looked at each other and smiled, then pounced over. Diao Xiaosi jumped down.  There was a whistling wind in his ears He screamed and woke up, feeling cold sweat all over his body, and his heart was pounding violently. Fortunately, it was just a dream. But when he turned around,  He was so frightened that he couldn't even speak. Mi Jiu suddenly sat next to his bed and looked at him eagerly. "Why are you here?"  No, I don¡¯t want" Diao Xiaosi grabbed the quilt and covered it to his chest, huddled in the corner of the bed, like an innocent girl about to be raped. Mi Jiu said aggressively: "What are you afraid of?  Did you do something wrong and feel guilty?  Let me ask you, what did you tell my dad today?  It was only 10 o'clock in the morning, and he came home angrily and kicked Han Tiantian out. Did you accuse him" "Huh?  "Diao Xiaosi opened his mouth wide.
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