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Volume 1 Rural Storm 096 Toilet

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    After hearing this, Wang Baoyu just smiled slightly and looked at the stone lion without saying anything.

    Hou Si noticed some clues and asked: "Brother, is there something in this? My two lions are both carved from the same mold, how neat they are!"

    "Hey, fourth brother, there is no big problem with the lion. You are blessed with great luck, so don't worry too much about these things." Wang Baoyu said with a smile.

    ¡°If you have anything to say, just tell me, don¡¯t hide it,¡± Hou Si said cheerfully.

    "Fourth brother, let me tell you the truth. This stone lion is good, but the fault is that it should not be exactly the same." Wang Baoyu analyzed.

    Hou Si was a bit confused by Monk Zhang Er, "What should we do? Can we have one big and one small, one male and one female?"

    Wang Baoyu clapped his hands and said, "That's quite right. Fourth brother, what are the characteristics of these two lions? They both have their mouths wide open. They eat here and vomit there, and they can't keep wealth."

    "Well, well, it's interesting. Brother, what kind of display should be better? I listen to you!" Hou Si listened carefully.

    "Then fourth brother really needs to act like a mother again." Wang Baoyu said mysteriously.

    "Female? Can there be a male and a female here?" Hou Si did not expect that the bigger the stone lion at the door, the better. Instead, there were so many details inside.

    "Of course, it's not just for females. It's best to keep your mouth closed and your eyebrows lowered. Opening and closing your mouth means eating without vomiting and making money. To put it bluntly, males and females pay attention to one position, that is, priority. Everything  Without a backbone, if two male lions are here to fight each other when they have nothing to do, can they still live in peace?" Wang Baoyu said slowly.

    Hou Si nodded repeatedly when he heard this, "Brother is so right, some things are evil, you have to believe it. Fourth brother listened to you and found someone to replace him immediately!" The businessman was looking for auspiciousness and celebration.

    The two of them walked into the hotel as they talked, and then a gentle warm wind blew over them.  Wang Baoyu looked around. The hotel was brightly lit, the fragrance was surging, and the white marble floor was as bright as walking on ice. "Fourth brother, this hotel is really cool!" Wang Baoyu complimented casually, Hou Si hehe.  He smiled and said, "Brother, this is our own business. You can come at any time and you don't have to spend money on food or accommodation."

    Wang Baoyu couldn't help but admire Hou Si in his heart. He was sitting in a car, driving a hotel, playing with wood, playing with girls, and eating game. This was life. It was not like him, sitting on the earthen bed in a small earthen house in a small mountain village.  Go up, read the yellow paper book in the dim light, and it seems that you enjoy eating a meal of meat.

    Entering the hotel, it was very warm inside. A young and beautiful waitress immediately came to greet her. She bowed first and then said with a pretty smile: "The Fourth Master is here. What orders do you have?"

    Hou Si said with a serious face: "Chunling, this is my brother, please take him to the best room to have a rest." Then he turned to Wang Baoyu and said: "Brother, you go and have a good rest first to drink up."  , I still have something to do, I¡¯ll treat you here tonight.¡±

    Wang Baoyu nodded in agreement and followed the waitress upstairs. Wang Baoyu squinted a few times and saw that he looked really good. His skin was white and rosy, more attractive than a peach.  A smile with two dimples will make you drunk if you don't have enough concentration to look at it twice.  Seeing her neat white skirt wrapped around her curvy figure, and her pointed leather shoes clicking, Wang Baoyu couldn't help but sigh, the waiters here are really damn good.

    At the door of a room on the third floor, the waitress stopped, took out the key with her slender fingers and opened the door. She politely said with a smile: "Please rest first. If you need anything, just ask me. My name is Feng Chunling."  "

    "My name is Wang Baoyu. Let's have a pot of tea first!" Wang Baoyu ordered without being polite, imitating Hou Si's example.  But it worked, and the waitress immediately left with a smile.

    Wang Baoyu strode into the room. The room was large and tidy, spotless everywhere, and all the daily necessities were available.  There is a large bed in the middle, covered with white sheets, and there is a small door next to it. When opened, it turns out to be a toilet. This is what city people call a toilet.

    Wang Baoyu happened to be a little suffocated, so he took off his pants and sat on the toilet.  I sighed in my heart: "When I get rich, I will have one at home, so I won't have to run out after having diarrhea in the middle of the night. City people know how to enjoy it."

    Although he thought so in his heart, Wang Baoyu was a little unaccustomed to this thing. After working hard for a long time, he only squeezed out two farts.  At this time, there was a gentle knock on the door. Wang Baoyu knew that it was Feng Chunling who had come to deliver tea, and shouted: "Come in later!" The knock on the door stopped as expected.

    Wang Baoyu screamed and tried hard for a long time, but still couldn't feel it. His stomach hurt so much that he couldn't poop out.  Damn, you can't choke yourself to death with shit.  He cursed and stood up to take a look. Suddenly he had an idea and raised his leg.He stood on the edge of the toilet, then squatted down in the air.

    Sure enough, everything went smoothly, Wang Baoyu eliminated toxins and felt relaxed.  He washed his face carefully again in the mirror, straightened his middle-parted hair, and looked at it curiously.

    The shower head on the wall still aroused Wang Baoyu's interest. He thought that I would take a good bath and relax later. He fiddled with the shower head and immediately sprayed out a stream of water, leaving a pool of water stains on the ground.  But the water flow is too small, so it can't be a pleasant wash.

    After playing around for a long time, he still couldn't get more water. Wang Baoyu was too lazy to do his own research, so he walked out of the bathroom, opened the door and wanted to ask the waiter for help.

    Wang Baoyu was startled when he opened the door. Standing upright outside the door was the waiter Feng Chunling, with an eternal smile on her face, as if the photo was fixed in it.  I saw a pot of steaming tea on the tray in her hand. Seeing Wang Baoyu come out, she quickly asked: "Sir, can I help you?"

    "Were you standing here just now?" Wang Baoyu asked in surprise. He was really on call. Before liberation, I am afraid that even the landlords and wealthy people would not be able to enjoy this kind of treatment.

    Wang Baoyu took the tray and said: "I've been standing there for a long time. Come in and have a rest. I'll just help me take a look at the bathing thing. It's really difficult to use. I haven't studied it clearly."

    Feng Chunling was flattered that a distinguished guest placed the tray on the coffee table for her. She thanked her profusely, quickly placed the tea cups, said "Sir, please use it slowly" and went to the bathroom to adjust the shower nozzle.

    Wang Baoyu suddenly thought that he had just pooped, and the bathroom was so smelly that it would be too embarrassing for such a beautiful girl to go in.

    Wang Baoyu wanted to stop her, but Feng Chunling had already opened the bathroom door and walked in, so Wang Baoyu had to follow her.
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