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Volume 1 Countryside 138 Telling Jokes

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    "The next time I see Secretary Cheng, please ask Brother Zhang to greet him for me and tell him that I will definitely visit him someday." Wang Baoyu said. He also planned this. No matter what, he has everything he has today. Secretary Cheng  played a decisive role.

    "Brother Baoyu, are you going back now? Let's go after lunch!" Lao Zhang said politely, secretly looking at Feng Chunling from time to time. Wang Baoyu noticed Lao Zhang's expression and said with a smile: "No, this is not the time to prepare.  Ms. Feng, the secretary of the president-elect of Hengtong Company, has been following us for several days in the cultivation of black fungus.¡±

    "Ms. Feng, this is Brother Zhang from the town seed station." Wang Baoyu introduced.

    "Hello, Brother Zhang!" Feng Chunling said obediently.

    "Ms. Feng is worthy of being the secretary of the boss of a big company. She is beautiful." Lao Zhang seemed to have relieved his doubts and complimented with a smile.

    Feng Chunling just smiled politely and did not answer any questions. Lao Zhang said again: "Hengtong Company does big business, Baoyu, you can cooperate with big companies, but you must grasp it well!"

    "I understand this. Hengtong Company is always my good friend, so there will be no mistakes." Wang Baoyu said.

    Lao Zhang¡¯s eyes lit up and he looked very surprised.  He pulled Wang Baoyu aside and whispered sincerely: "Brother Baoyu, I have always wanted to set up an agricultural and sideline products purchasing station, but I am struggling with the sales of the products. Can you talk to Mr. Hou and take part from him then?"

    "This shouldn't be a big problem!" Wang Baoyu said casually. After saying that, he regretted a little. He didn't know what Hou Si would think after agreeing like this.

    "That's great. I'll make plans when I get back. As soon as next spring, I will set up an agricultural and sideline products purchasing station. By then, I will make half the money for my brothers and my family." Lao Zhang said happily.

    Wang Baoyu said "yes" and agreed. He still didn't want to let go of such a profitable thing. He would go to Qingyuan Town another day to talk to Hou Si about this matter and try his best to make it happen.

    After bidding farewell to Lao Zhang, Wang Baoyu followed Han Tao's arrangement and went to the town supply and marketing cooperative to purchase a large number of materials needed to cultivate bacterial strains. There were quite a lot of things. A lot of them were placed in front of the supply and marketing cooperative, and the two of them stood there.  Waiting by the street to see if there is a car heading to Dongfeng Village.

    "You are so bad! How many other people have fallen into your trap?" Feng Chunling said with her mouth curled.

    "What are you thinking about? Secretary Cheng's daughter and I are classmates. On this matter, you women are all petty!" Wang Baoyu hid it. He thought Feng Chunling was talking about this. After all, he had just realized that he had some  Gaffe.

    Feng Chunling said with a smile: "I didn't mention your female classmate, why are you so guilty? Is there really something wrong?"

    Seeing the way Feng Chunling looked at him, Wang Baoyu suddenly realized. He smiled evilly and leaned forward and said, "Okay, you dare to deceive me! See how I deal with you!" Wang Baoyu said and stretched out his fingers to scratch Feng Chunling's waist.  , Feng Chunling quickly escaped with a smile, begging for mercy, and said: "Stop making trouble, people are watching. I didn't lie to you, what I meant was that you had an argument with the security guard just now and said that your last name was backwards.  Write, isn¡¯t it the same thing as a king? I don¡¯t know, it sounds very domineering!¡±

    Wang Baoyu chuckled and said, "This is called momentum. You can't really swear. What if you really agree?" The two of them chatted and waited for a long time before they saw a large carriage from Dongfeng Village, accompanied by Da.  The clatter of horses' hooves came rushing towards them.

    Wang Baoyu, the boss of the driver, knew Cui Dashan who came to town last time to pull seeds. Wang Baoyu still remembers the dirty joke he told about a fool eating apricots to this day.

    "Captain Wang, no, Director Wang, are you coming to town to buy something?" Cui Dashan, who was tall and strong, stopped the carriage, jumped out and asked cheerfully.

    "Isn't our village going to plant black fungus? I'm here to purchase some fungus-making materials, just in time, help me bring them back." Wang Baoyu said unceremoniously.

    "No problem." Cui Dashan agreed readily. He was also from the fifth production team. Wang Baoyu burned wasteland and opened up mountains and invented the machete. He also made a lot of money this year, so naturally he did not hesitate to Wang Baoyu's arrangement.

    A whole large carriage was loaded. Wang Baoyu and Feng Chunling sat on the high bulge of materials. Cui Dashan waved his whip and the carriage quickly walked towards Dongfeng Village.

    Feng Chunling on the roof of the car was unprepared and leaned back suddenly. Wang Baoyu held her waist.  Cui Dashan also pretended not to see it. It was no longer news that Wang Baoyu went to the village to bring beautiful girls all day long.  It's just that each of these girls is more handsome than the last, which makes people have to admire Wang Baoyu for his ability.

    "Da Shan, you said last time that you were the best at telling jokes. Come on, tell me another joke." Wang Baoyu was bored and wanted Cui Dashan to tell a joke to relieve his boredom.Cui Dashan looked back at Feng Chunling, and said with some embarrassment: "Director Wang, I don't know how to tell such a serious joke. This mouth is just fucking meaty, and there is a girl!"

    Wang Baoyu glanced at Feng Chunling with a smirk, and saw Feng Chunling lowering her head and saying nothing. She thought to herself that in Feng Chunling's eyes, she was not a serious person, so she said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, Miss Feng doesn't care.  , tell me something to relieve your boredom.¡±

    Cui Dashan laughed and started to tell: "I do have a joke. I have been counting on this joke to make me laugh in the past two years!"

    Wang Baoyu and Feng Chunling were delighted when they heard this, and they were both waiting to hear what he had to say next.  I just heard Cui Dashan continue to talk in a lively manner: "Speaking of which, a son-in-law went to his mother-in-law's house for dinner, and his sister-in-law happened to be there with her three-year-old son. The son-in-law said casually, let's have chicken stewed with mushrooms! My mother-in-law was happy  Hehehe agreed. Unexpectedly, my sister-in-law's son burst into tears. My son-in-law was confused and asked, "Xiao Ming, why are you crying?" Xiao Ming said, "Uncle, please don't eat my penis?"

    Wang Baoyu laughed, and Feng Chunling also suppressed a burst of laughter, with a trace of blush on her face.  Wang Baoyu clapped his hands and said, "Da Shan, what you said is good, here's another one."

    Cui Dashan said: "Director Wang, I can't make this fool of myself alone. You are also good at telling jokes. Can you make one too?"

    Wang Baoyu thought for a while and said: "Then let me tell you something. Once upon a time, there was a monk who was idle and bored. He wrote a couplet on the outer wall of the temple, which read, 'There is no football during the day.  The ball is fine at night.' It happened to be seen by a nun opposite. This nun was also bored all day long, so on a whim, he added the second couplet, which read: 'It's empty during the day, it's empty at night'. Such a couplet is natural.  It attracted everyone's attention. The old nun saw this couplet, thought about it for a long time, and wrote Hengpi. What do you think he wrote? "
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