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    The crowd burst into laughter. Jiang Chunlin was not one to be easily submissive in a crowded place. He couldn't help stamping his feet on the ground and said fiercely: As long as my third leg is not broken, there are ladies who can use it.

    Twenty minutes later, Jiang Chunlin could finally walk on his own, and Wang Baoyu's heart finally fell to the ground.  No matter what happens, in this car accident, except for Ma Xiaoli who was slightly injured, no one had any major accidents. This is the blessing of gods and Buddhas, and it is a blessing in misfortune.

    Several men carefully tied ropes to the jeep, and the three horses worked hard together to finally pull the jeep nestled in the hazel bushes. With the sound of uniform shouting, about twenty minutes later, the jeep was finally pulled onto the flat mountain road.

    At this time, Jiang Chunlin, although he peed his pants, had regained his energy after drinking some wine and eating some cooked food.  After driving a car for so many years, he knew a little bit about car repairs. He opened the front cover of the Jeep and tinkered with it, and then asked several people to use crowbars to carefully restore the seat. After getting in the car, he started the Jeep.  It miraculously started.

    Damn it, it¡¯s finally possible.  Jiang Chunlin felt relieved, sat on his seat, and called Wang Baoyu to come up.  Wang Baoyu got into the car, but for safety reasons, he asked Jiang Chunlin to drive slowly, with several large carriages following behind to prevent the car from stalling again.

    When they arrived at Lijiatun, it was already dark. Jiang Chunlin drove the car to the door of Er Gouzi's house, and together with Wang Baoyu, followed Er Gouzi into the house.  Sure enough, it was the same as Er Gouzi's ooqp. The helping men went back to their respective homes, and no one was willing to come to Er Gouzi's house for dinner. Wang Baoyu thought that this might be a local custom. It seemed that Er Gouzi was not less helpful.  other people.

    The lights were on in the room, and the fat wife was busy cooking in the kitchen. As soon as she entered the east room, Wang Baoyu saw that Ma Xiaoli had regained her energy on the kang. She seemed to have washed her face and combed her hair carefully.

    ¡°Sister, your eldest brother almost lost sight of you.  Jiang Chunlin said with a cry in his voice, and deliberately moved closer to Ma Xiaoli.

    Ma Xiaoli moved inside and joked: \u201wIt looks like nothing happened to you. Did you encounter something good while you were alone there?

    What a good thing, there is not even a female black blind man!  Not to mention that ooqp is a woman.  Jiang Chunlin said with regret.

    Ma Xiaoli heard that Jiang Chunlin was getting further and further away, so she changed the subject and said: Director Jiang, you are not physically injured, are you?  You seem to be in good spirits.  Hey, where's the smell?  Ma Xiaoli suddenly smelled a pungent stench and couldn't help sniffing and asked.

    Hey, sister, your nose is really good.  Something happened to my brother. Look, Jiang Chunlin pointed at his wet pants, and then said: It's so embarrassing, it's back to forty years ago, and he started to wet his pants.

    Ma Xiaoli understood somewhat, covered her nose with her hand, and then asked: "It smells very bad, Director Jiang, did you pull your pants down?"

    Jiang Chunlin quickly explained: \u201wI guarantee it is absolutely not the case. That old jeep is a few years old. If it doesn¡¯t wet its pants, it will have some smell.  It really didn¡¯t work.  \u201After that, he still raised his hands to show his innocence.

    Wang Baoyu chuckled and said ooqp: Brother Jiang, don¡¯t you pull it down into your crotch and freeze it into ice outside, then just shake it out of your trouser leg?  It's unethical to hide this from your brothers!

    Jiang Chunlin complained: \u201Brother, why don¡¯t you feel sorry for your elder brother at all?  Hey, but yes, I have always been a bit constipated. During this period, I drank spicy wine every day and felt oily every day. I really haven¡¯t pooped in several days.  Even if it freezes into a lump of ice, that¡¯s fine!  \u201Finished, regretfully shook his head.

    Ma Xiaoli was amused by Jiang Chunlin and giggled, and said to Jiang Chunlin: \u201Old Jiang, if I had known this, I might as well have worn crotchless pants earlier.

    Jiang Chunlin pursed her lips and said: ¡°Maybe the big girl is smart and really wants to wear crotchless pants, but she¡¯s afraid that people will see her, and she¡¯ll be fooling around.¡±  Ha ha!

    Wang Baoyu just smiled when he heard it. After all, it was difficult to make such a direct joke while guarding Ma Xiaoli.  Ma Xiaoli only felt that there was something in Jiang Chunlin's words. After thinking for a long time, she understood the meaning of his words, so she said angrily: "Then you can't hold it in for a while?"  You are such an adult and you still peed your pants.

    Jiang Chunlin smiled shamelessly and said: Big girl, a normal person has to poop and pee.  You only care about jokes, but you are still wondering, it has been more than a day and you have not used the toilet once on the road?

    Jiang Chunlin's words reminded Ma Xiaoli of her affair with Wang Baoyu in the urinal along the way. She couldn't help but feel her cheeks getting hot. She glanced at Wang Baoyu with a hint of guilt and lied to Jiang Chunlin: No, always going to the toilet is also a disease.

    Wang Baoyu took the conversation and said with a smile: Brother Jiang, you need to have a good physical check-up after you go back. Frequent urination, urgency, painful urination, thin urinary lines, and dribbling urine are all symptoms of prostate disease, which will affect the quality of life of couples.

    Jiang Chunlin shook his head and said: You two, keep your mouth shut.?It¡¯s just a disease. I feel that I am in good health and I don¡¯t have prostate or prostatitis at all.

    At this time, the old man walked in and accidentally heard the words "prostate disease". He couldn't help but laugh and said: "Prostate disease is also easy to cure. There is a plaster passed down from family. Just apply it and it will be cured."

    Jiang Chunlin hurriedly defended: The old man is not sick and is in good health. It is because of their two curses. How could he have such a disease?

    The old man looked at Jiang Chunlin¡¯s wet pants and said with a puzzled expression: Your pants are all wet, are you really not sick?

    "I'm not sick, I'm really not sick. I'm stuck in the jeep and can't move. I have no choice but to pee in my pants."  Jiang Chunlin's voice became louder, with some grievance in his words.

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Director Jiang peed in his pants out of the spirit of a living person not to be choked to death by urinating. He himself is in pretty good health.  When Wang Baoyu saw this situation, he quickly helped Jiang Chunlin to excuse himself.

    The old man nodded and shouted to Ergouzi outside the door: Ergouzi, take Director Jiang to the west room quickly and find some dry pants to change into.

    Jiang Chunlin followed Ergouzi to the West Room, and came out after a while. Wang Baoyu and Ma Xiaoli couldn't help but be happy when they saw Jiang Chunlin dressed up. Jiang Chunlin was nearly 1.9 meters tall, and Ergouzi's cotton pants were obviously a bit too short when he put them on.  , and then put on big cotton shoes, it looks like you are escaping from famine.

    What are you laughing at!  After being frozen for a long time, I have really seen through it. As long as I can have enough food and clothing, nothing else matters.  Jiang Chunlin said with emotion.

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