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Volume 1 Countryside Chapter 303 Farting brings out shit

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    Not long after Wang Baoyu returned to the office, Ye Lianxiang came to Wang Baoyu's office with nothing to do. It could be seen from her rosy face that she had drank too much this time, and she smelled of alcohol.

    "Baoyu, you are really rich at this time! Let me introduce you to my sister someday." Ye Lianxiang came over with a playful smile, and touched Wang Baoyu's face with her hands, and burped loudly after speaking.

    Wang Baoyu was so smoked that he quickly covered his nose and tilted his head to avoid it. He chuckled and said sarcastically: "Sister, you have to know yourself, so stop dreaming."

    "What's wrong, what's wrong with your sister? Look at our breasts and our balls, haha!" Ye Lianxiang smiled and posed, looking like she was the most humble and invincible.

    "That's wrong, it's because your place is too big that Mr. Hou won't like it." Wang Baoyu smiled slyly, with a disdainful expression on his face, and lit a cigarette at the same time.

    "Oh, Mr. Hou likes to be thin! The thing that I hate the most is losing weight. Forget it, I won't worry about Mr. Hou anymore. At noon, I informed people that my legs are about to be broken. What do you think I should do?" Ye Lianxiang  With a smirk on his face, he stretched out a hand and came closer.

    "Go aside!" Wang Baoyu said, blowing a puff of smoke into Ye Lianxiang's face.

    Ye Lianxiang jumped away, coughing and complaining: "You stingy man, you just call people in vain, if you do this again, who will sacrifice their life for you! Really!"

    Of course Wang Baoyu knew what Ye Lianxiang wanted to do. Recently, when she was at Wang Baoyu's place, she took advantage of the advantages of small visits. It was a bit addictive. Wang Baoyu couldn't help but said with a stern face: "Sister Ye, you can't do things like this, you have to do everything."  The wages don¡¯t seem very genuine!¡±

    "You know, sister, I can't afford to go early if I don't have any profit. Forget it, come over and rub my legs for me, even if you pay me for it." Ye Lianxiang said while sitting on the sofa, with one leg raised and dangling, with a look on her face.  He looked at Wang Baoyu with a charming smile.

    Wang Baoyu was already immune to Ye Lianxiang's tricks and said with a wicked smile: "Sister Ye, this action of yours reminds me of an animal."

    Ye Lianxiang asked proudly: "Mermaid?"

    "Wrong! It's brother's responsibility to make Sister Ye misunderstand like this! Excuse me, what animal crosses one leg when peeing?" Wang Baoyu asked pretending to be serious.

    Ye Lianxiang put her legs down and said angrily: "Baoyu, you actually called my sister a dog. I must double your wages."

    "What else do you have in mind besides money?" Wang Baoyu snorted and said disdainfully.

    "Why don't you come over and give me a full-body massage? It's said to help me lose weight. When the time comes, I will take action to deal with Hou Si completely, and I won't pester you for money anymore. Haha." Ye Lianxiang chuckled and turned over reluctantly.  Lying down on the sofa.

    "Look at you, what do you look like with your butt stuck out? If you want to lose weight easily, drink croton and have loose stools for a week, and you can lose weight." Wang Baoyu couldn't help but stood up and slapped Ye Lianxiang's butt hard.  Ye Lianxiang sat up with a "ouch".

    I saw Ye Lianxiang's whole body trembling, farting a little, her face also changed a little, and even her body tensed up.  Wang Baoyu asked in confusion: "What's wrong? When did you become so squeamish?"

    "Baoyu, my stomach hurts. It's broken and I made you punch the shit out." Ye Lianxiang sat there and said, holding her stomach.

    "Okay, stop pretending, I haven't heard that spanking can make shit come out." Wang Baoyu said disdainfully.

    "Baoyu, I really have a stomachache. I won't tell you anymore. I have to go to the toilet." Ye Lianxiang said, standing up with a painful look on her face, and ran out quickly.

    Wang Baoyu was so happy that he scratched his head and cursed in confusion: "Damn it, what's going on? Did you really fart and break your pants? It's just a coincidence."

    As soon as Ye Lianxiang left, Ma Xiaoli came in and asked with a puzzled face: "Baoyu, what's wrong with Deputy Director Ye? Did you bully her again?"

    "I don't care about bullying her! Do you know the four unlucky things in life?" Wang Baoyu said disdainfully, sat back on the armchair and crossed his legs.

    Ma Xiaoli smiled and said, "Come and listen."

    Wang Baoyu shook his head and said: "These four things are: farting brings out feces, wiping the feces and breaking the paper, drinking soup and peeing, and peeing on the shoes. As for Ye Lianxiang, the first unlucky thing happened to her, farting.  Bring out the shit! So I¡¯m just pretending to have a stomachache, so I¡¯m sorry.¡±

    Ma Xiaoli giggled when she heard this. After thinking about it carefully, she shook her head and said, "I don't think it's just pretending. Maybe I really have a stomachache!" She suddenly said with worry, "By the way, Zhao Lei seems to be.  We are still investigating Li Chuanzong¡¯s beating, so please pay attention.¡±

    "He has a lot of free time on a dog's day"Check, I didn¡¯t do that anyway!  Wang Baoyu said nonchalantly.

    "I saw him lingering in front of Mr. Hou's car for a long time, as if he was collecting evidence." Ma Xiaoli said again.

    "What evidence are you getting? The group of people who beat Li Chuanzong were not driving in sedan chairs." Wang Baoyu still looked calm.

    Ma Xiaoli immediately frowned and said, "Look at you! You are still so quick to talk. You have to think twice before doing anything. You are not present, so how do you know it is not a sedan chair? This is another way for others to hear this.  "

    Wang Baoyu chuckled and said, "Sister Xiaoli is too arrogant. The whole compound knew that it was a minivan that day. If you have to think about every word for a while before saying it, you will be exhausted!"

    Ma Xiaoli turned away and said, "Okay, I don't care about you! Anyway, you are so capable, you don't need others to worry about you!"

    Wang Baoyu quickly brought a glass of water to Ma Xiaoli and said with a smile: "Don't be angry! People say that anger will make you ugly. I won't marry you if you are ugly!"

    Ma Xiaoli burst into laughter, took the water glass, and told Zhao Lei's background: "It is said that this Zhao Lei turned out to be a gangster in the town. For some reason, Li Chuanzong made him the director of the police station, so he treated Li Chuanzong  , absolutely loyal.¡±

    Ma Xiaoli didn¡¯t say anything, but Wang Baoyu could also guess this relationship. Zhao Lei must be Li Chuanzong¡¯s loyal lackey. Otherwise, someone like Hou Si, who is afraid of both black and white, would have been able to hide long ago without being able to hide in time!

    While the two were chatting, Ye Lianxiang ran in with a pale face and unsteady steps. She said in a weak voice: "Baoyu, Xiaoli, I really can't survive. Send me to the hospital quickly!"

    Wang Baoyu was just about to scold Ye Lianxiang to stop pretending, but when he looked carefully, he saw that Ye Lianxiang couldn't even stand up straight, and there were beads of sweat all over his face. Knowing that something was wrong, he quickly got up and picked up Ye Lianxiang with Ma Xiaoli, and headed towards the town central hospital.  ~
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