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Volume 1 Chapter 3 Pets Can Talk

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    I rushed out of the room quickly, went downstairs, got on my bicycle, which rang everywhere except the bell, and ran all the way.  This car is an antique, it was a dowry when my mother married my father.  As a product of the times, it has witnessed the love between my father and my mother. Now that it is old, I dare not wash it. If it were not for the mud, it would have fallen apart long ago.  Due to the heavy rain last night, the air was particularly fresh this morning. I rode my bicycle on the road and felt that my lung capacity had increased a lot.  When passing by the square where I met Liu Laoqi yesterday, I stopped and took a few glances, but couldn't find him, which made a brick I picked up casually on the roadside useless.  But it doesn't matter, this cheating old guy just sold me a pirated disk that can make Sadako crawl out, and that's not the end of the matter.  My brother Xiaoqiang used to fight in groups, and he was the one who held a brick and took pictures from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road without blinking an eye. How dare you trick me?  Let me tell you, this is not a trivial matter of two dollars and fifty cents. It hurts the self-esteem of a twenty-three-year-old virgin. It challenges my world view as an atheist. I have already decided that once I meet Liu Laoqi,  My tactic is to catch him by surprise and attack his lower body.  With the mentality of "If I don't avenge this revenge, I will still be alive", I rushed to the door of the pet store in a hurry.  Our pet shop has a total of three floors. The first floor is for some ordinary pets, such as cats and dogs, hamsters, guinea pigs, etc. They are all common breeds. The best breeds have a special place to keep them.  , If we don¡¯t bring them to the store, we are afraid of catching some infectious disease from each other.  Puppies and kittens are prone to illness if not taken care of well.  Chen Ruolan was already standing at the door of the pet shop. Her slim figure was like a beacon, extremely conspicuous.  Seeing me coming out of breath, she frowned slightly and said to me: "Open the store door quickly and calculate yesterday's accounts. At ten o'clock, come with me to Huaqing Pool." "Oh."  I agreed casually and was secretly surprised, Huaqing Pool?  Huaqing Pool is a bathhouse here. Chen Ruolan wants to take me to the bathhouse?  I blushed at the time. Isn't this ladytoo bullying?  Am I a casual guy?  At this moment, I seemed to see Chen Ruolan and I playing in the Huaqing Pool. A row of naked men swam by, sometimes forming the character "Tai", and sometimes forming the character "ľ" Chen Ruolan saw the look on my face.  Something was wrong, and I stopped suddenly: "What are you thinking about? Our goods have been detained." I shook my head quickly to prove that I didn't think about anything.  The boss of Huaqing Pool is also the director of our Wildlife Management Bureau.  Our pet store not only sells kittens and puppies, but also sells some non-mainstream pets on the second floor, such as spiders, poisonous snakes, cockroaches, etc. Although I am disgusted by these things, I can't stand the young people nowadays.  These items sell quickly.  Our boss only buys goods that are allowed to be sold in those countries, so there has never been any deductions in the goods before. But this time the boss said he wanted to go to Huaqing Pool, so he probably was detained.  I turned on the computer and logged into QQ as a habit. Chen Ruolan immediately darkened her face. I quickly pulled up yesterday's accounts.  In fact, I have calculated the accounts in the store clearly every night, but the next morning, Chen Ruolan still has to check it with the computer. She would rather believe in the computer than in my calculations.  In her eyes, computers are artificial intelligence and I am naturally stupid.  "It doesn't matter if you don't want to believe my calculations. I am just a poor working man anyway. There is no need to be like a lottery ticket buyer with two dollars in my pocket and five million in my heart."  With nothing to do, I simply turned around and admired Chen Ruolan.  At this time, I was sitting next to the computer, and Chen Ruolan was lying next to me, bent over and staring at the computer screen. I couldn't help but glance at her a few more times.  But the sad thing is that in such a summer, she still wants to wrap herself up tightly like a warrior in armor. To this kind of woman who is good at protecting herself, I just want to say one thing: She deserves it if she can't get married!  In my opinion, a man¡¯s upper body is his cultivation and his lower body is his essence; while a woman¡¯s upper body is a temptation and her lower body is a trap.  You are not willing to throw out the bait at all, how can you make a man be captured willingly?  As the saying goes, if you are reluctant to give up your children, you will not be able to trap a wolf; if you are reluctant to give up money, you will not be able to marry a bride; if you are reluctant to give up updates, you will not be able to collect them (please collect them here) This kind of woman will never understand that girls buy lots and lots of beautiful clothes to attract boys.  eyes, but what the boy wants to see is the girl without clothes.  But Chen Ruolan obviously doesn't think so. She always protects herself like an unearthed cultural relic. Not only does she seal it off layer by layer, but she immediately repairs it if there is a slight collision. In the end, she finds that she can only display it behind the cold anti-theft glass, and she insists on displaying it.  I think this is a reflection of my own life value.  At this time, she checked the accounts with a cold expression and nodded: "That's right., prepare yourself, feed all the pets in the store, and go to Huaqing Pool with me later.  "I agreed casually and started feeding the pets in the store. Chen Ruolan answered the phone and turned around and went out. I grabbed a bag of dog food and started putting it into the dog bowls in several cages.  Like a swarm of bees, the puppies crowded towards the cage. Just when I was about to feed them, a thin voice suddenly sounded in my ears: "Xiaoqiang, can't you change our dog food to better ones?"  " I shivered immediately and almost fell into the dog cage: "Who who is talking?  " "We, we are talking We want to eat that bag of twenty yuan a pound" A large group of voices immediately rang in my ears, countless cute puppies, sticking out their pink tongues  , their big black eyes looked at me. My hands trembled for a long time, and I finally calmed down the fear in my heart after eating three handfuls of dog food. I spread my hands towards the puppies: "  The ones that cost 20 yuan a bag also have this in them.  " "Profiteer!  " "Deceive consumers!  " "Deceive our feelings!  " The childish voices of these puppies were denouncing me, and I was almost scared to death by them. It was really evil. I looked around with a little panic, and felt that my life was really about to change. Last night, my  Sadako crawled out of the TV. Here today, I heard the puppy talking in the pet shop. It seems that after yesterday's incident, I really have some kind of problem, either with my ears or with my brain.  I filled each dog bowl with dog food with trembling hands, and then headed towards the second floor. The second floor is full of imported wild animals. The most expensive one is a golden python, which is an albino variant of the Burmese python. It is very precious.  , because someone has already bought it and will come to pick it up in the next two days, so I put it in the store. This python is more than three meters long, with white scales and golden patterns because we did not raise it very well.  , it can only maintain its figure by overeating. When I walked up to the second floor, the golden python, which had been lying lazily, suddenly stood up and stared at me with a pair of round mung bean eyes.  My nerves have been tempered like cowhide soaked in lard, and they are extremely tough. Looking at the golden python I saw through the glass, I asked with trembling teeth: "You just say anything."  " "Hello, m please search Piaotian Literature, the novels are better and updated faster! iang" "Can you speak Chinese?  "What I hate the most in my life is people talking to me and showing off their English. "Hello!  "I heard a very stiff voice, "Mr. Qiang, your face today is not as beautiful as the weather outside.  "    "thanks for your reminder.  "I have to force myself to be more polite than an animal. I think I am too capable now. I have a Sadako at home, and I can discuss dog food with puppies in the pet store, and talk about the weather with the golden python. If I can do it again  Just slap a brick on the back of Liu Laoqi's head and life will be perfect.
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