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Volume 1 Chapter 19: Stop the Red Boy

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    Early the next morning, the alarm clock woke up my numb body, while the voices of Red Boy and Sadako woke up my decayed soul.  I was shocked and suddenly woke up. I looked at the two people sitting next to my bed playing on the computer and said, "Why are you in my room?" There is a saying, "The first person I think of in the morning is the last person I think of at night."  A person is either the person who makes you happy or the person who makes you miserable."  These two non-human beings, one big and one small, really make me feel that pain and happiness are twin brothers - they should be brother and sister, because only in this way can they sometimes hook up and sometimes rape each other, torturing me day and night, I  Like a diaper, I only wipe others' butts (mainly that bastard Liu Laoqi), and also show others how soft and comfortable I am.  Honghai'er said: "I don't have to sleep. Your TV goes off after midnight (11pm to 1am), so I have to come to your room to play. Your computer is too slow!" As we all know  , I am an online writer (by the way, does anyone remember this?), so it is not surprising that I have a computer.  My computer runs very slowly because there are too many Japanese intangible cultural heritage items stored in the hidden folder on the E drive.  When people watch football games, they stay up late at night to watch the live broadcast, but I turned on the computer early in the morning. I woke up feeling refreshed in the morning. The webpage had just been loaded, and I was just in time to watch the live broadcast Honghai'er looked at me and said: "Xiaoqiang, let's go  Let¡¯s eat ostrich today.¡± ¡°Ostrich?¡± I shuddered and said, ¡°Why do you want to eat ostrich as soon as it comes?¡± This kid wants to eat everything.  I haven't thought about eating ostriches yet. He specializes in picking up big ones to eat.  ¡°I watched a video, and I felt that the ostrich was quite big, and it must be delicious to eat. I want to eat it.¡± Red Boy looked at me pitifully with tears in his eyes.  "Um" I rolled my eyes, "Actually, ostrich is the foreign name. We in China call that animal quail." Hong Boy was immediately disappointed: "You guys are doing business here.  Why do you always make small things look big?" Sadako glanced at me and said nothing, she is such a good girl.  "This is our tradition here. Who will buy it?" Red Boy sighed: "No wonder you turned on your computer, and all the ads that popped up were about 'increasing the size and thickening'. It turns out it is a tradition." I  Sweating like diapers: "Where did you watch this? You are not allowed to watch these things in the future. They are not suitable for children, do you know?" Honghaier asked me innocently: "What is not suitable for children?" I thought about it and said  : "It's you kids who have to give some opportunities to make mistakes to adults, do you hear me?" Red Boy curled his lips and said, "I'm too lazy to care about you. Do you have to click your thumb again today?" I was dejected.  Authentic: "Can you change the word to something better? Work, I mean work." "Is there a difference? The little demon we used to just answer the question, then start eating delicious food, and go to bed after eating.  Start playing when you wake up, or go out to grab things, hunt, pick wild fruits and make wine What do you do at work?" Honghaier asked me.  I wiped my tears and said, "Can I follow you in the future?" After breakfast, I told Sadako to watch the red boy and not go out during the day.  My expression was very ferocious, like a cat in danger, hunched over and hairy as I confessed to these two fierce-looking men.  I remember once seeing an advertisement for a sanitary napkin. The slogan was "It's so comfortable that you don't feel its existence." Sometimes I felt like a sanitary napkin. The reason why I got so bloody was because  I made them so comfortable that they didn't feel my presence at all.  So I have to give these two a little color to let them know who is the master here.  "Listen to me, you two. You are not allowed to go out during the day. When I come back at night, I will bring you delicious food." At the end of my sentence, my voice gradually became lower, and I still felt like I was begging for mercy.  .  The position of a man's buttocks determines what he says, and the hardness of a man's fist determines the tone of his voice.  I had the misfortune of being the weakling in front of a woman and a child, so even pointing my finger in their noses and yelling sounded like pleading.  It's like the difference between a lion and a dog. People pee to assert their territory. I fucking pee just to find a way out.  Honghaier glanced at me disdainfully: "Are you going to take us to eat something to save money again? You're really stingy. If I'm hungry, I'll go out to find something to eat by myself." After saying that, he looked at Sadako and said, "Sister, here we are.  Just tell me what you want to eat when the time comes, and I'll get it for you. You see, I promise I won't be as stingy as Xiaoqiang - you might as well just marry me and just follow Xiaoqiang.Even a ghost can become hungry.  " Me: "" Eat my food, drink my food, live in my house, and still have sex with my girls? How sad! I sighed, life is like this, I am as gentle and considerate to them as long johns, and they are as gentle and considerate to them as my underwear.  I was ravaged like a girl¡¯s underwear. I had to do whatever it took and was always scolded for pretending to be cool. They insisted that tearing me off and tearing me apart was the most tempting thing I slammed the table: ¡°You  dare!  "Pants that don't want to be worn outside are not good underwear. I have to stand up again. I glare at the red boy: "You must listen to Sadako, otherwise I will call your parents and ask them to pick you up.  , let you and the two of them search for cracks in time and space.  "I have long seen this child's weakness, which is that he is a little afraid of Princess Iron Fan. He is not afraid of the Bull Demon King with his playful smile. He is in the rebellious stage now, and he always says the opposite of what others say.  . Just like our human adolescence, we don¡¯t understand each other and insist that we are right. According to my observation, Honghaier is at that stage now. On the surface, he calls mom and dad very sweetly.  But I didn¡¯t want to stay with them at all, especially Princess Iron Fan. After hearing my words, Hong Haier immediately became honest and looked at me with aggrieved face: ¡°I haven¡¯t done anything yet.  " "That's not okay. You have to listen to me here. If you dare to make mistakes, I have many ways to punish you. You haven't gone to school yet, right?  When school starts in the future, I will send you to school and ask you to memorize the text every day. If you can't memorize it well, you will be asked to clean the toilet.  " Red Boy looked at me with tears in his eyes, and suddenly cried "Wow" and threw himself into Sadako's arms: "I don't want to go to school, memorize texts, or clean the toilet.  " Sadako looked at me a little surprised, and patted Honghaier's head with her hand: "It's okay, it's okay, he was just joking" I was also a little embarrassed. Even though Honghaier has great magical powers, he is still a child after all.  Mentality, he was scared to tears by my fierce look. This was really beyond my expectation, but it¡¯s okay. I finally managed him. It seems that men must be hard. This is a bump.  The unbreakable truth. Sadako comforted Hong Hai'er softly: "It's okay, don't cry anymore, it's okay, your brothers and sisters love you.  " Honghai'er should be coaxed. I said calmly: "If you are obedient, I will ask the teacher to arrange for you to clean the women's toilet.  ¡± Red Boy stopped crying immediately!!! I finally got this naughty little guy under control. When I was leaving, Sadako asked me for some money, saying she was buying groceries at noon, and asked me to come back for lunch.  I used to not come back at noon when I was at work and just go out to buy food. Seeing me hesitate, Sadako asked, "Do you want me to deliver it to you?"  "No need, I'll come back by myself."  "Well, from now on I will also be a man with a family. Being able to eat the food cooked by my wife when I get home and hearing my children call me daddy is also a sign of a successful man. In this way, I have already succeeded half of the way. And Sadako  Well - many women don't know that stepping on the red carpet also leads to the kitchen, so they can't stand the blandness of the last firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea, but Sadako has obviously had this awareness for a long time, and has not stepped on it yet.  As soon as she stepped onto the red carpet, she was already busy in the kitchen. This is also a sign that a successful woman has accepted her fate
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