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Volume 1 Chapter 33 Because of Love

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    Was it the parrot that ran out just now?  I vaguely felt that the person running out was obviously a furry person. Has the parrot become so big?  I can understand being infected and mutated by monster energy, but you can't expand so fast. At this rate, in a few days you can be a little monster and fight Ultraman.  Ordinarily, the most dangerous person now is the parrot. Her situation is different from that of Zhu Fan and Tan Ling. Zhu Fan absorbed the evil energy purified from my gourd, while Tan Ling just wore a meteorite pendant. According to the cultivation routine,  Among the two of them, Zhu Yifan was at the stage of refining his Qi, while Tan Ling had not yet entered the world of cultivation; while the parrot had directly swallowed the meteorite, which was equivalent to forming an elixir in his body.  A group of gangsters over there were stunned: "What is that thing?" "I didn't see it clearly, but I can tell it's a rough-faced thing with a loud mouth." One gangster said very excitedly.  Several gangsters looked at each other in confusion: "Great Sage?" Sadako, Zhu Fan and I hurriedly chased out. The gangsters came up to stop us: "What the hell, you want to leave after beating someone?"  It¡¯s really a high jump in the toilet, it¡¯s too much (shit), and it¡¯s the kind of thing where you can¡¯t jump over it, you¡¯re looking for death (shit)!  I looked grim and waved my hand: "Come on!" Sadako and Zhu looked at me and then at each other after eating: "Who are you talking about?" I looked back at the two of them: "Which one of you dares to come on?  "The two of them shook their heads together. I smiled faintly and patted my chest mysteriously: "You don't dare to go up, and I - even less dare to go up. Let's retreat!" We found a direction together.  Using Zhu Fan as a shield, they rushed outside together.  Zhu's body alone was enough to block Sadako and I. Due to the infection of the evil spirit, he was very strong. When he ran for his life, he rushed out as hard as he could. It was really a person standing in the way of killing someone, and a Buddha standing in the way of killing someone (Buddha's favorite thing to do)  Just let people die).  We rushed to the door as smoothly as if we had diarrhea. When we got here, there was a small pause. It was not because the people blocking the door were more powerful, but because Zhu¡¯s meal was stuck in the door frame Finally, at Zhu  Under the strain of eating, we escaped with a door frame from the bar.  The door frame was worn around Zhu Fan's waist, just like the belt worn by ancient officials when they went to court.  Zhu¡¯s little cat and tiger kept running wildly behind us, running for three streets before throwing away the people behind us.  I was panting while running, cursing damn Tan Ling in my heart for cheating me like this. What I wrote to you back then was a fucking love letter, but you wanted me to write a suicide note as soon as you saw me.  Although as the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and it is indeed a bit wrong for me to write you a love letter, but I am a pervert, and there is no need for me to constrain myself by the standards of herbivores.  It really kills me. I don¡¯t plan to turn into butterflies with Sadako. The two of us crawl out of your TV together and let you experience a combination of Chinese and foreign versions of black and white impermanence.  The rest of us finally managed to catch our breath, and I looked at the tiger: "Can you still find the parrot?" The tiger nodded, and I waved my hand: "Lead the way." At the same time, I was thinking about how to tie Tan Ling's neck.  When she got the pendant, she didn't know if she really only had one pendant in her hand. It would be troublesome if there were others.  This vicious woman is so dangerous as a human being. When she becomes a monster, her level of harm is definitely comparable to that of calling a monster in the Zhuan family.  ¡°Oh, what should I do?  I originally thought I had gotten the little gourd and I would counterattack from then on, but why am I still being chased by a group of gangsters?  The ideal is plump Dongpo pork, but the reality is always braised pork ribs.  Now I am determined to instill some demonic energy into myself, but unfortunately all the meteorites have been picked up.  At present, the combat effectiveness of our side is seriously insufficient. Zhu is less reliable than a dog eating shit; and Sadako¡¯s magic power depends almost entirely on my love. I have always felt that I am a very carefree person, and I always love everyone I see.  , but why is my love like sheep shit, piecemeal? Have I degraded to the point where I no longer have the ability to like someone?  It turns out that in addition to sexual impotence, there is also love impotence in the world.  It seems that what people lack is not true love, but people who take true love seriously. Unfortunately, I am among them.  Sadako seemed to know what I was thinking, and gave me a complicated look: "Am I that bad? You don't like me at all?" Love is not Cao Cao, how can you just say it?  I could only shrug helplessly, unable to say anything.  Women will become casual after being hurt; men will become picky after being hurt.  Our generation lives in a snail's nest, lives in a useless way, lives in anger, and loves in a heart-warming way. We have been scarred along the way. I can be considered an injured man. In addition to not affecting the erectile function, this injury has already  Deprived me of all ability to love.  Ever wanted to loveEverything about a person, including her underwear; only in the end did she realize that love can¡¯t be everything about a person, it can only be a pair of girls¡¯ underwear, and she has to do everything and still be called a show-off.  The so-called love makes us live a miserable life and live a stupid life. We think we are awesome, but in fact, it is just pretending. Only after we become a four-faced young man do we finally realize that this bullshit love is just derived from sex life.  defective products.  Thinking of this, I suddenly became enlightened and refreshed, as if I bought a pack of isatis root when it was popular and drank it all in one gulp.  I said to Sadako calmly: "Then do you love me?" Sadako looked at me blankly, and then smiled awkwardly for a long time: "I love you, but you don't have any magic power." "But.  I feel that if a woman can really love me, I am confident that I can defeat the whole world.¡± Sadako: ¡°¡­¡± A thought and discussion about love ended in Sadako¡¯s silence, and both of us benefited greatly.  I understand deeply that whoever is tempted first in love will be the evil one.  So the two people, neither of whom were really attracted to each other, got together happily.  If only one person has to work hard to mix the relationship between two people, then in the end, the other bee will turn into a fly Fortunately, none of us are tempted, we are all flies, love is a piece of shit, you  Come on fucking quick, I'm going to stand in the cesspool and yell, "Transform!" It's time to maintain world peace.  We followed the tiger through several streets, and saw more and more scratches on the surrounding wall coverings.  The tiger was too scared to move forward, so I held it in one hand.  We didn't go far when we saw something hanging on the telephone pole in front of us. It was a parrot that had become like a gorilla.  One of its paws was hanging on the telephone pole, and its body was swaying slightly in the moonlight, not knowing what it was doing.  Is it because the battery is out of charge?  I thought to myself.  "You, call it down, this is the one you raised." I said to Zhu Xian.  Zhu said tremblingly after eating: "I wasn't this big when I raised him." "Yes, he only became so big after stealing other people's things. See how much trouble your cat has caused to the country, hurry up."  , find a way to get him down." Zhu had no choice but to move forward two steps and shouted in a trembling voice: "Parrot, come back to the earth." Me, Sadako: "" You're a fool.  Stupidity is always so creative.
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