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Volume 1, Immortal Ascension Conference, Chapter 4: Leave the most beautiful woman to sleep and masturbate by yourself...

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    The landlady is a trustworthy person, which Wang Lu realized two years ago. Two years later, the landlady is still the same landlady, and she always follows her words.

    The two of them had lunch under the tree. The landlady put away the dishes and picked up the food box: "Okay, let's start?"

    "What to start with?"

    "Of course it's time to practice martial arts! It's time to do it sooner rather than later, so let's take advantage of the moment to eat. Come with me."

    The landlady said, turned around and walked up a rugged road, not knowing where she was going.  Wang Lu didn't ask any more questions and followed closely behind.

    The two of them walked in tandem on the mountain road of Piaomiao Peak, traveling very fast. Although the proprietress was carrying a heavy food box with fragile tableware in her hand, she walked as if they were walking on flat ground, and the food box did not shake even once.  Even the clatter of bowls and chopsticks did not stir up the slightest noise, showing a very high level of lightness.

    As for Wang Lu, he is far from it. Although he has superhuman endurance after running long distances and climbing mountains for two years, he is not a martial artist after all. His climbing movements are very unrestrained. He has to use both hands and feet to barely keep up.  Boss lady speed.

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Until the jagged rocks beside her turned into a peach blossom forest, and the surrounding area was deserted, the landlady stopped.

    ¡°Not bad, I can really keep up, and I¡¯m not out of breath! No monkey can climb as well as you!¡±

    Wang Lu patted the mud on his hands and said, "Hey, you're a mountain person. Killing monkeys is your job."

    "Your housekeeping skills are too bad, aren't you!? But this also proves that you have not wasted the two years, and you have laid a solid foundation. In this case, the next thing will be a little simpler. I will directly pass it on to you.  It¡¯s a peerless magical skill, so just practice it with peace of mind. The only problem is that it may be a bit hard.¡±

    Wang Lu smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if it's hard work, just serve the people. But I'm already this old, isn't it a little late to start learning martial arts?"

    As a result, the landlady patted her chest confidently: "You are comparing me to ordinary mediocre teachers. Not to mention you are only fourteen years old, even if you are forty, it is not too late to start learning from me!"

    "Why do your words sound familiar to me?"

    ¡ª¡ª

    Wang Lu and the landlady were chatting and laughing happily, and the foreplay was very enjoyable. However, when the landlady actually practiced the "Dragon Subduing Magic", which she called the best in the outer sect, Wang Lu immediately fell to his knees.

    "The Divine Dragon Subduing Technique is not complicated. There are only sixteen movements in the whole set, and it can only be broken down into more than thirty movements. However the movements are so difficult that it is outrageous."  The person who created this Kung Fu must have a great hatred for human beings, and designed every move to go against the common sense of the human body. Either the joints are turned outwards, or the limbs are stretched by tearing the ligaments. Wang Lu saw half of it,  I feel like the word "subduing dragon" in this Kung Fu probably means that even if a dragon is allowed to practice this Kung Fu, it will subdue halfway through the practice.

    Of course, although the Kung Fu is anti-human, there are many masters in the world who can practice anti-human Kung Fu. The boss lady finished it in one go, her face was red and her heart was not beating, which made Wang Lu highly doubt whether this energetic girl was  I ate some strange fruit when I was a child. From then on, my limbs can be assembled and combined at will, and can be stretched and stretched.

    "Okay, the above is a breakdown of all the sixteen movements of Yi Jin Gong. How do you feel?"

    After finishing this set of non-human fists, the lady boss smiled and asked: "How many can you remember?"

    "I have already forgotten half of my report to Master. Can I leave now if I have forgotten all of it? Please give me two more minutes"

    "Damn! You're kidding me!"

    ¡°Because I really don¡¯t want to add such cruel and inhumane memories to myself. Master, is there any more reliable kung fu?¡±

    The landlady immediately became angry, like a great artist whose artistic achievements were completely denied by others: "You little brat, you know nothing! Do you know how many people in the world dream of learning this dragon subduing magic skill in one and a half moves?"  No? Just practice for me! If you don¡¯t practice well, you won¡¯t be allowed to eat!¡±

    Damn it, threaten with food!  What a shame!

    Wang Lu began to practice honestly with great integrity and integrity.

    Although there were thousands of feelings of disgust in his heart, when Wang Lu actually started practicing, his progress was unexpectedly fast.

    The boss lady obviously only demonstrated it once, but every action was deeply imprinted in her mind Of course, this can also be explained by the impact of those anti-human actions.

    And when Wang Lu easily completed the three movements of the first move without much hindrance, even the proprietress couldn't help but be surprised: "Okay, you are so flexible."

    Wang Lu said feebly: "You are the flesh-man type!"

    "Oh, since you can easily complete the previous movements, let's?Speed ??up the speed, and next, try to add the requirement of breathing. Come on, listen to my slogan and breathe"

    This time the difficulty has increased a lot.  Although it was not difficult for Wang Lu's physical condition to perform the shameful moves of the Dragon Subduing Magic, when the boss's wife guided her breathing with a special rhythm, Wang Lu suddenly felt a lot of pressure. The boss's rhythm was irregular.  Sometimes it's fast, sometimes it's slow, sometimes it's like rain and hail, and it's overwhelming.  Sometimes it is slow but detailed and long, almost suffocating.  It's more like a trick game than breathing exercises.

    However, it didn¡¯t take long for Wang Lu to feel that there seemed to be a special flow of air in his body. Under the guidance of the boss lady¡¯s slogan, it flowed through the body in an orderly manner.

    And as the breath traveled, the muscles all over his body began to tremble slightly and began to stretch and contract.  Although the amplitude was not large, the muscles in his whole body moved together, and the physical exertion was extremely intense. Wang Lu only persisted for a moment before he was sweating profusely and his heart was beating wildly.

    Seeing him sweating profusely, the landlady was amazed: "Oh? You reacted so quickly? Your sense of energy is really sharp. If you were in the mortal world, you would be considered a rare martial arts genius in a century."

    Wang Lu endured the discomfort of breathing: "Damn it, we are ethereal roots, a rare genius in the world of immortality for thousands of years!"

    "Tch, it's a rare specimen material that can only be seen in ten thousand years" The proprietress curled her lips, "Okay, that's it for today. It will make you, a mountain man who can't run to the death of a monkey, as tired as a dead dog. The effect of exercise is  That's quite enough. Go back and have a good rest. Once you've recovered, take the time to practice. After you finish practicing this set of Dragon Subduing Magic Skills, I'll teach you a few more sets. With your qualifications and my skill, you'll be able to do it in at least a month.  Those horse boys who can defeat Zhu Qin in a duel."

    Damn it!  After a month of hard training, you can only defeat one minion on the other side?  How much have I been left behind in the past two years?  My beloved mentor, should you consider compensating me for the loss of my youth?  ?

    ¡ª¡ª

    That night, dragging his tired body, Wang Lu returned to Phaseless Peak and fell asleep.  Early the next morning, my whole body ached and I felt like dying.

    But when he remembered that he hadn¡¯t eaten breakfast yet, Wang Lu struggled to get up, walked to the living room with unsteady steps, and unswervingly swept away the steamed buns, pickles, porridge and sliced ??ham on the table.

    After eating and washing the dishes, Wang Lu pushed open the door of his master's room. Sure enough, he was smelling of alcohol again. The master slept like a dead dog as usual. His white clothes were spotless, but under the sleeping posture with his arms stretched out,  It also revealed a lot of spring sunshine.  Speaking of which, if we evaluate this fifth elder objectively, she can be regarded as a rare beauty - of course, if her temperament and other factors are taken into consideration, she will suddenly become a hideous-looking monster.

    The master is a beautiful woman. This is the long-cherished wish of many young monks in the world of immortality. Unfortunately, two years later, Wang Lu was tired of seeing this so-called spring scene. He glanced at her and saw that she was still alive, and no longer bothered to pay attention to this top master. It happened to be today  Teng Yuntang has no course schedule, so just practice at Wuxiang Peak with peace of mind. According to the boss's wife, the more tired you are, the more you have to persevere in this Dragon Subduing Magic Technique, and the effect can be doubled.

    As for the training ground, there¡¯s no need to be too strict, it¡¯s just an open space outside the house.  I hope that dead dog in the house, like other peak masters, will equip the true disciples with a professional training ground, and even a paradise in the cave Then hehe.

    ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Out of the house, he stretched out his muscles a little and endured the pain that his limbs seemed to be falling apart.  Although there is no way to match the rhythm of breathing without the boss lady's chant, this set of movements itself is already an excellent way to strengthen the body.

    After doing it once, Wang Lu only felt that the pain all over his body had eased a little. He couldn't help but admire that this set of mortal martial arts was really miraculous. The boss lady was a worthy master, especially compared to the one in the house, it was simply touching.  What a spicy teacher!

    While thinking about it, Wang Lu started practicing the Dragon Subduing Magic Technique from the beginning again - it was idle time anyway.

    However, this time I was only halfway through training when I heard a woman¡¯s lazily moaning from inside the room: ¡°Ah¡­ my head hurts so much¡­¡±

    Haha, are you hungover?  You big fool!  You are so poor that you even embezzled the sect subsidies from your disciples, and you still go out to buy hundreds of spiritual stones and a bottle of Immortal Qiong Jade Brew every day. You deserve to have a headache that will make you die!  It's best to be drunk like a fool and be turned into a flesh man by a black-skinned Kunlun slave to relieve your anger!

    "However, the fifth elder is still the fifth elder. As soon as the immortal family's mind changes, the drunkenness disappears and the glory shines.

    ¡°Well, I felt so good when I slept and got so drunk! Haha! Let¡¯s drink again in two days!¡±

    As she spoke, the woman strode out of the door and was stunned when she saw Wang Lu who was practicing the Dragon Subduing Kung Fu.

    "Hey, Xiao Wang Lu, what are you doing?"

    Wang Lu replied angrily.Voice: "Damn, I can't see you, just practice!"

    "Practice?" The fifth elder was immediately confused, "What kind of kung fu do you practice? Have I taught you kung fu?"

    Damn it, you bitch, you still have the nerve to say that!  You haven¡¯t taught me Kung Fu for two years!  You either run long distances or take baths every day. Are you recruiting disciples or raising pigs?  ?

    The fifth elder walked around Wang Lu with great interest and carefully observed his posture. He couldn't help but become more confused: "Why do I feel like you are practicing mortal martial arts?"

    Wang Lu simply stopped practicing, stood up and said, "It's just mortal martial arts. I met an expert at the foot of the mountain. He saw that I had been practicing in the Spirit Sword Sect for two years, but I could only kill monkeys.  Yu Qianqian taught me a unique magic skill."

    After the fifth elder was stunned for a long time, he stamped his feet angrily: "What a bullshit expert! Teaching a true disciple of a cultivating sect mortal martial arts? What kind of stupid thinking does this have to do? You are the same, Xiao Wang Lu  Idiot, why don¡¯t you ask a famous teacher like me to ask for advice on martial arts from a charlatan? You, you have really eaten too much and your brain is wet!¡±

    Wang Lu was also anxious: "You damn well know what the canteen at Piaomiao Peak is like!? Then why don't you get me a long-term valid meal ticket! And no matter how charlatan he is, he taught us this  Kung Fu is real! I¡¯d rather waste two years here than practice martial arts with an expert. How dare you say that?¡±

    The fifth elder was simply astonished: "You traitor, you actually compared me with a charlatan?!"

    "Are you worthy of being compared with others!?"

    As a result, Wang Lu¡¯s taunting was interrupted by his mentor who was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

    "You idiot, you are so blind! Do you really think that I, the master, have been lazy in the past two years and don't care about your affairs?"

    Wang Lu sneered: "Then please make a big oath, master. I have tried my best to train my apprentice in the past two years. If it is not true, I will give up drinking and sex from now on, and my living habits will be the same as those of the elder in charge of punishment."  Look at the crane!"

    The fifth elder's beauty turned pale: "Quit drinking and sex!? Who taught you such a vicious vow!?"

    "Hey, master, is he feeling guilty?"

    "Damn, you have a weak kidney and a weak heart! Icough, I just accidentally forgot how to swear the inner demon's oath."

    "Oh, you can figure out the reason! Please give me some face!"

    The fifth elder was cornered by his beloved disciple, and his face turned red with anger: "You! You talk so much, aren't you just dissatisfied with my level? That's easy, just find your pheasant master and compare it with me.  !¡±

    Wang Lu was shocked: "Master, your lower limit has reached a new low! Are you, a dignified golden elixir cultivator, competing with a mortal martial artist?"

    The fifth elder said angrily: "Of course I want to suppress my cultivation to the level of a mortal! In a fair competition, the winner is king!"

    "Haha, it's a good idea. When the time comes, you will deliberately lose the competition, and then take the opportunity to kick me, the disciple of the ethereal root, away. From now on, you will be free and happy"

    Before she could finish her words, she was interrupted by the Fifth Elder. In her anger, she dared to place any big bet: "If I lose, I'll let you do whatever you want! I'll treat you like a human toilet without any complaints!"

    "make a deal!"

    Being struck by Wang Lu while the iron was hot, the Fifth Elder calmed down a bit and reflected on it. It seemed that he had been tricked by his beloved disciple.

    However, after all, he is a little kid who has never seen much of the world. How can such a little trick be put on the stage?  Hey, you are actually practicing some mortal martial arts, but you don¡¯t know that you are receiving the greatest education in Lingjian Mountain!

    This is like, there is a stunning beauty for you to sleep with, but you masturbate and bleed by yourself!  This idiot apprentice must be carefully trained after this incident!
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