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Volume 1, Immortal Ascension Conference, Chapter 5: My Master is a Meat Toilet

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    "Anyway, the above is the reason for what happened."

    At Rujia Inn, Wang Lu was slurping down the hot braised noodles while giving a serious explanation to the landlady.

    The landlady looked at Wang Lu sideways while chewing garlic cloves: "Then what? You agreed?"

    Wang Lu nodded: "That's what we're talking about. Of course I have to agree. Everyone has agreed to be my human toilet. Don't take advantage of me, you bastard."

    The landlady slapped the table angrily, causing the soup to splash everywhere: "Where did you get the bargain? You really took her for a fool! No matter how unreliable that guy is, he is still a Golden Elixir monk, and a peak Golden Elixir monk.  ! How dare you, a mortal who hasn¡¯t even completed the training period, to think that a Jindan monk will be used as a toilet for you? You should just fuck it yourself!¡±

    Wang Lu picked up the noodle bowl early, dodged the landlady¡¯s thunderous slap, and said, ¡°I¡¯m not the one going into battle anyway, I¡¯m just scared.¡±

    "Nonsense, you bet with her that I will be the one to fight! I am just an innkeeper's wife, not the head of the Spirit Sword Sect! You want me to compete with the Golden Core cultivator? How have I failed you in the past two years!"

    Wang Lu was not in a hurry: "That's right, my master said that he will suppress his power to the level of a mortal."

    The landlady waved her hand: "She's just showing off! Even if the Jindan cultivator doesn't use the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and his own magic power, the Jade Mansion Immortal Heart alone is enough to overwhelm any mortal warrior! You idiot, you haven't gotten along with her for two years.  Do you know her? When will she place a bet that is not guaranteed to win?"

    "If she is really such a gambler, would she still deduct the disciple's subsidy? I often hear her crying in her sleep about my money, why she didn't take advantage of itand so on." Wang Lu was very unfavorable.  He shook his head and said, "What's more, boss lady, you are not an ordinary mortal warrior. The heroic appearance of you shouting and beating all the way to remove the magic weapon with your bare hands is still fresh in my memory."

    ¡°¡­¡± When the topic came up, the landlady became silent, obviously not very happy.

    Wang Lu also understood in his heart that although the boss lady was quite heroic and heroic, she was still a woman, and she was still a good-looking woman (provided she tidied herself up a little neatly). She transformed into a mysterious black shadow and screamed.  Random shouting obviously belongs to black history.

    But at the critical juncture, it doesn¡¯t matter whether you have black or white history, it will be revealed accurately!  However, seeing that the landlady's resistance is serious, let's do some psychological work to comfort her, understand her rationally, and move her emotionally.

    "That's it. I didn't want to get too stalemate with my master at first, but she said it, mortal martial arts are just bullshit in front of the immortal way! It doesn't matter whether you are an innate martial artist or a martial saint and a martial emperor, it doesn't matter.  A monk in the Qi training period can be tortured into a humanoid shape! He also said that the person who taught me kung fu must have maggots in his head, otherwise he would be cheating on the world and squandering his natural resources. Moreover, he was probably flat-chested, rude, uneducated, unqualified, and incompetent.  The tutored barbarian woman will not only find no husband, but also no girlfriends. The only friends in this life are her fingers and cucumbers. After the age of thirty, she will probably raise a few large dogs to improve her life, oh ha.  hehe¡­¡­"

    "shut up!"

    The landlady glared angrily and smashed the dining table to pieces with a slap!  That's right, it was smashed rather than torn apart. She took a picture of a thick mahogany dining table and turned it into sawdust all over the floor, with no bones left!

    "How dare that bastard, how dare you say that to me!?"

    Wow!  The landlady was so angry that, with her top-notch martial arts skills, she couldn't control the strength in her hands and crushed the noodle bowl she was holding into pieces!

    "Wang Lu, take me up the mountain right now. If you don't beat the shit out of her, my inn will be closed today! I will become a monk tomorrow!"

    Wang Lu nodded slowly: "That's good."

    Then I suddenly realized that there was something wrong with my way of soothing?  Alas, no matter how much he does, the result will be the same!  The proprietress, a righteous warrior who understands justice, angrily fucks the fifth elder of the Spirit Sword. This script is so awesome that it can¡¯t be justified without rewarding the leader!

    The landlady was a decisive person, and she had already made up her mind. She immediately went up the mountain with a boiling murderous intention and Wang Lu who was watching the fun.

    The disciples on duty who were guarding both sides of the mountain gate would usually smile and say hello to the proprietress, but now they saw the girl with red eyes like blood, who looked like a demon from the underworld. The two blue and white men were stared at by that gaze, and they suddenly fell silent.  , pretending that you didn¡¯t see anything.

    Not long after, the proprietress and Wang Lu had arrived at Wuxiang Peak. The proprietress showed her pride and shouted: "Wang Wu, get out of here!"

    Then I heard a roar that sounded like an echo: "Whose wild dog is that? It screams in the middle of the afternoon and disturbs people's sleep. If you don't practice meritorious deeds, you may be struck by thunder from heaven!"

      Wang Lu was simply astonished by this: "What the hell is this stupid and capable! How dare you accuse her of a calamity just because of her character? And she has been sleeping until this afternoon, she is going to hibernate!"

    The landlady gritted her teeth: "I will let her sleep forever today!"

    Then with murderous intent, he kicked open the door. Wang Lu followed closely and saw his mentor who was halfway dressed inside.

    My mentor was also shocked: "Holy crap! Are you acting like a hooligan!? It's just a kick-off, and you don't even give me a few minutes to get dressed!?"

    The landlady was silent, stopped at the door for a moment, and silently closed the door.

    Wang Lu had nothing to say and whistled consciously outside the house without saying a word.

    After a while, the mentor put on his clothes and finally opened the door and came out, but his face was full of surprise: "Who are you, little Ling'er? I thought I was dazzled just now."

    "Little Ling'er crossed her arms and raised her head: "You have done good things yourself, do you need others to remind you?"

    In the end, my mentor slapped his head and said, "I bet you don't do this. I'm most afraid that people will ask me this question, which will make people confused and don't know where to start."

    ??????????????????? Master, how many good things have you done!  ?

    But after a while, the master woke up and pointed at Wang Lu, quite unbelievable: "Little Ling'er, could it be that you are the master who taught this idiot kung fu!?"

    Little Ling'er sneered: "That's right, that barbarian woman with a flat chest, rudeness, no culture, no quality, and no tutor. Not only will she not be able to find a husband in the future, she won't even have a girlfriend. The only friend in this life is  Fingers and cucumbers, the master who will probably raise a few large dogs to improve his life after he is thirty years old!"

    Master Master was immediately startled and almost broke out in a cold sweat: "Little Ling'er, are you making a fool of yourself!? Could it be that the pain during your menstrual period has damaged your brain? You"

    Little Ling'er didn't say much: "Don't you have a bet with Wang Lu? I'm here to help him fulfill the bet. Stop talking nonsense and let's fight."

    "Zhan, Zhan Mao, Zhan! We sisters have a deep love for each other. Let's talk about any problems. Why do we have to fight each other?"

    Speaking of the deep love between sisters, the proprietress seemed to hesitate for a moment and remained silent.

    Wang Lu then immediately struck while the iron was hot: "Master, you are quite smart. You know clearly that there is no chance of winning, so you use the deep love between sisters as a shield. It is indeed the shame of Spirit Sword."

    The master suddenly became anxious: "There is no chance of winning! It will only take a minute for me to win!"

    So the landlady said without hesitation: "Okay, then I'll give you a minute to defeat me."

    ¡°Damn it, my dear sister, don¡¯t push me around like that!¡±

    "It doesn't matter, you can finish me off in one minute anyway."

    So the elder in white was simply in a state of panic, but it only lasted for a moment. The fifth elder was worthy of being the fifth elder. He was also a decisive person who killed without regard for the consequences.

    "Okay, let's fight! As the saying goes, a fight means kissing and scolding means love. Our favorability with Xiaoling'er has also been at a bottleneck for a long time. After this fight, we can probably get married!"

    Damn it, God has turned around, Master!  I never thought you were this kind of person!  ?  I completely underestimated your lower limit!

    As for the landlady herself, she turned a deaf ear to the elder¡¯s mutterings, silently rolled up her sleeves, and then put on a posture.

    Seeing that this battle was inevitable, Wang Lu considered his merits to be complete. He praised himself in his heart that you are so handsome, and then quietly found a safe corner to sit down and watch the show.

    The master accepted his fate obediently, raised the green bamboo sword, pointed it at his opponent from a distance, and prepared to fight.  At this time, her spiritual energy was completely restrained and her magic power was sealed off. She was indeed only a human being. However, with just a simple starting move, Wang Lu, who was watching from a distance, was rushed towards him with an intimidating aura.

    Although he was sitting cross-legged at this time, Wang Lu felt that all the muscles in his body were numb and inoperable Is this the domineering power of the Golden Core cultivator?  You're so awesome. Wang Lu still practiced the Dragon Subduing Magic Kung Fu for two days. With his rare martial arts genius, he can be considered a second-rate master in the world, right?  As a result, the aftermath of Master Master's hand gesture made me unable to stand up!

    No wonder the landlady said that Golden elixir monks can kill all mortal beings in seconds just by relying on the Immortal Heart of Yufu. The gap is really huge!  As soon as the overlord's anger trembles, the mortal natives can only bow their heads and worship!

    But this doesn¡¯t matter at all, because the one who is against the master is also the proprietress of Rujia Inn who can kill all mortal beings instantly!  Wang Lu doesn't quite understand how high the proprietress's martial arts cultivation is. In short, it must be 10,000 times higher than the realm of an innate martial artist. Even if the legendary Martial Saint and Martial Emperor come, he probably won't be able to withstand it.Her fists that can break magic weapons!  Facing the emerald green bamboo sword of the Golden elixir monk, the landlady was not moved at all.

    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? but my master¡¯s strategy for transforming the meat toilet all depends on you!

    The two women who were deeply in love with each other faced each other. I don¡¯t know how long it took. Finally, not long after they woke up, Master, who had not had time to have lunch, couldn¡¯t calm down. The bamboo sword shook, and thousands of sword lights were like rain.  The fog makes it difficult to see clearly, but it also hides murderous intent.

    Wang Lu¡¯s eyes lit up, what a brilliant swordsmanship!  Although his cultivation has not improved much in the past two years, his eyesight has been honed by the performances of the talented disciples in the sect.  The Spirit Sword Sect takes its name from the sword, and swordsmanship is the foundation of the sect, and no one is good at it.  However, it is rare among the Spirit Sword Sect to be able to deploy this kind of sword power with hidden needles and murderous intent based only on human cultivation.

    ??????????????????????? It seems that although she is stupid and incompetent, she still has some real abilities as a fifth elder

    Faced with the preemptive attack by the Golden elixir monk, the landlady¡¯s reaction was simple and direct, even rude.

    Straight punch, hit in person, there is no fancy or even skills, the only feature is fast!  allow!  ruthless!

    Then, it¡¯s time to witness the miracle.

    ¡°On one side was the world¡¯s top swordsmanship paired with an emerald-green bamboo sword that was clearly at the level of a magic weapon. On the other side was the delicate and white fist of the landlady. Wang Lu¡¯s eyes widened and he devoted all his concentration to trying to see every detail

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? The results have already come out.  The emerald green sword light shattered into stars and disappeared in a flash.  But a certain elder in white was more confident, flying out like a meteor, crashing into the rocks with a loud bang, making no sound!

    The landlady, on the other hand, snorted coldly, shook her wrist, and glanced at the jagged gravel with her peripheral vision, almost dismissing it.

    Your mother is so domineering and arrogant!  Wang Lu was simply dumbfounded!  The dignified golden elixir monk, the mentor who showed some real talent and knowledge, was actually punched into a shooting star by this boss lady like a sandbag!  Boss lady, I really misjudged you. I always thought you were a hidden character in Lingxi Town, but the hidden character is simply an insult to you. You are the fucking GM and the God of Creation, my dear!

    After a long time, my beloved Master climbed up from the rocks. He was not as embarrassed as expected. Although there was inevitably some dust on his body, his face was not red or out of breath, nor did he appear to be seriously injured.  , just put his hands on his hips and sighed helplessly.

    "Damn it, I can't withstand your normal attacks without the magic power of immortality. Little Ling'er, you are indeed a defiant person."

    The landlady still had a straight face and said nothing.

    Master's eyes wandered around, and he happened to see the green bamboo sword broken into pieces on the ground. He shook his head sadly: "It's a pity that I have a sword" Then he casually broke off a green bamboo sword from the bamboo forest next to the rubble.  , held it and flicked it, a burst of green light lit up, and a moment later, an identical emerald green bamboo sword took shape.

    Wang Lu thought to himself, he thought that the green bamboo sword she never left her hand on weekdays should be at least a magic weapon, but it turned out that she really overestimated this poor guy!  The Cuizhu Sword is just a casual toy!  It's right to think about it. With this poor person's virtue, she would have sold the magic weapon in exchange for wine!

    "But no matter what, I lost this time, little Ling'er, sister, I will let you handle it!"

    With that said, the fifth elder put on a generous and righteous attitude, as hypocritical as he wanted.

    The landlady couldn¡¯t hold her expression any longer and sighed: ¡°You are really people don¡¯t know what to say. Why bother doing this?¡±

    When the fifth elder was asked by her, he was a little puzzled: "Yeah, why am I bothering? I know I can't beat you but I still have to beat you Oh, by the way, it's for favorability? Little Ling'er, you feel like falling in love with me now?  Yet?"

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out out out out of my mind, "I feel like the punch just now was too light. In addition, according to the bet, the person who can deal with you at will is not me, but your precious apprentice."

    Speaking of his apprentice, the Fifth Elder finally came to his senses. It was obvious that he was the one causing trouble from the beginning to the end!  Really, you are truly worthy of being your disciple. No wonder the old bastard in charge said that you two do have a master-disciple relationship. Such evil disciples really deserve retribution!

    I just regret that I drank too much a few days ago and my brain was dizzy for a long time, so I fell into that kid's trick!  Otherwise, it would be impossible to win his provocation using aunt¡¯s thinking!  ?  What to do now, really use him as a human toilet?  I'll stop it, don't do it!  ?  He is only fourteen years old, and his growth and development are not yet complete. He must have no capital, no skills, no skills. He is not happy or satisfied at all Well, although I have never done it with anyone, my imagination is enough to predict the future.  That¡¯s it!

    "Master, actually you don't have to be afraid."?I have no interest in you.  "

    Wang Lu spoke, and the master immediately felt reassured: "That's good, that's good, you don't have to be anxious about this kind of thing, just take your time."

    "Well, I also feel that there is no need to worry about some things, but there are some things that cannot be rushed. Master, I won't mention any other requests. There is only one request. Please be more serious and teach me some real skills."

    Speaking of this, Master couldn't help but respond seriously: "You really don't understand my painstaking efforts. Do you really think that I recruit a disciple just to keep him as a pet? If nothing else, the leader  You idiot, you can make a promise with me. As long as I can teach you to become a talent, there will be lots of money and beautiful women"

    Before he finished speaking, the landlady interrupted coldly: "Where did that old bachelor get this beauty?"

    So the master immediately fell into deep thinking.

    Wang Lu had no choice but to change the subject: "Continuing with the original topic of education, Master, please tell me carefully how you have taken such pains for me."

    The master raised his head and said, "First, help me think about where that old fool got this beauty from?"

    ¡°¡­I think it¡¯s better to let you be a human toilet.¡±
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