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    "UghGrandma, it hurts me to death!" As soon as Yu Xiaodong opened his eyes, all he saw was pitch black, and he couldn't see anything at all.  I lay there and struggled with my thoughts for a while, then I remembered the cause and effect.  Just as he was about to get up, Yu Xiaodong realized that his whole body felt like there were countless needles pricking him, and there was no muscle in his body that was not painful.  "Boss, as long as I get the energy bodies above your head and let me upgrade successfully, with the second-level nectar, the boss's pain can be eliminated immediately." Yu Xiaodong did not die, the black jade bottle was still bound to Yu Xiaodong  On Xiaodong.  But listening to Xiaobao¡¯s voice, he also sounded very weak. It seemed that this guy had also been tortured by the two worlds of ice and fire.  "Grandma! The problem is, even if I want to move now, I can't move!" Yu Xiaodong glanced at the data on the ink jade bottle. It seemed that after he withstood this baptism of ice and fire, his body data  It suddenly looked much better, and it seemed like it was a blessing in disguise this time.  But now, apart from feeling that my thoughts and my growling belly are still functioning normally, I can't seem to move anything. My throat is itchy, and my throat muscles are blocked even if I want to swallow.  "Boss, you have to grit your teeth no matter what. At least you have to get an energy body and upgrade the treasure bottle to a level so that you can have nectar and heal the boss." Xiaobao's voice seemed to be getting weaker and weaker.  explain.  "Give me a healing technique first!" Yu Xiaodong suddenly had an idea. This method is good.  "Boss, the healing technique is ineffective on me!" Xiaobao gave Yu Xiaodong a heavy hammer.  "Then I'll practice my mental strength for a while and recover my physical strength first." Yu Xiaodong suddenly had an idea flash in his mind and closed his eyes to meditate.  "Xiaobao, what's going on? Why can't I practice spiritual power spells?" After a few seconds, Yu Xiaodong opened his eyes. Even in the dark space of the cave, he could  From his words, I felt that his eyes must be filled with fear now.  "Please, the practice of mental power strengthening technique is only effective in the correct posture of cross-legged meditation. If the boss wants to practice the mental power strengthening technique, he has to cross his knees. With this trouble, he has already obtained the divorce certificate.  There is a particle of energy half a foot away in his left hand." Xiaobao's words hit Xiaodong's heart like a heavy hammer.  "These are all cheating skills!" Yu Xiaodong lamented that they couldn't change his state of being unable to move. If he wanted to change his state of standing upright and waiting for the dead in this cave, he had to find a way to save himself, and now  It seems that the only way is to make yourself move, pick up one of those energy bodies and play with it.  However, how easy is it for Yu Xiaodong to make this move, which is usually just a gesture?  Yu Xiaodong didn't want to starve to death here, so he had to move. The result of forcing his body to mobilize his strength was that large black beads of sweat came out from his face, hands, and short body.  Of course, Yu Xiaodong could only feel the sweat, unless it was in his eyes, he couldn't see the rest.  Sweating like rain and in agony, this is Yu Xiaodong's current situation. After fighting for his life for a long time, Yu Xiaodong finally gathered up a little bit of strength. Under the fluorescent light of the white jade lotus seed, one finger of his left hand  , jumped slightly.  "Peat! It hurts the labor force to death!" Yu Xiaodong finally couldn't hold on anymore, breathed a sigh of relief, and collapsed on the ground, gasping for air.  Yu Xiaodong starved to death in this kind of battle with billions of sore cells all over his body, and he didn¡¯t want to have to do it again.  "Boss, your efforts this time are all in vain. Look, you can breathe normally now." "You don't have back pain when you stand and talk." Yu Xiaodong wanted to faint, but Xiaobao couldn't.  Still reminding myself to continue.  "I don't have a waist, so I don't know what causes low back pain. I only know that in order to help the boss, Princess Baoer woke up from her deep sleep just now and spent a lot of energy to help the boss get through the difficulties. After falling asleep this time, I'm afraid the boss will  Unless the so-called fairy-level energy body is found, Princess Bao'er cannot wake up. And the worst result is that if you die, boss, Princess Bao'er and my little intelligent program will also dissipate.  Remember, boss, you are not living for yourself, you are still working hard for me and Princess Bao'er. If you give up like this, you are committing murder!" Xiaobao hasn't finished speaking yet.  The last two sentences are just unnecessary.  Yu Xiaodong heard Xiaobao say that Princess Baoer once woke up and saved his life, and finally?I understand that my soul is always in the state of ice and fire, and there is a soft membrane wrapping my soul, which prevents my soul from being shattered under the violent impact of ice and fire.  This is not because his soul is strong enough to be invincible, but because Baoer helped him survive this disaster.  Yu Xiaodong always thought that Bao'er and Xiaobao were just smart programs or something like that. Suddenly, the images of Xiaobao and Bao'er became fuller in his mind. The image of two flesh-and-blood, cute and charming girls made Yu Xiaodong  Yu Xiaodong automatically figured it out.  "You're so stupid. Princess Bao'er and I are not so ugly! If you don't want to murder Princess Bao'er and me, boss, please hurry up. You can do it. The boss will definitely not let us down." Yu Xiaodong was almost killed by Bao'er.  The child's spirit of self-sacrifice as a savior was deeply moved, but Xiaobao's words of encouragement made him want to do nothing.  However, for Bao'er, as long as he doesn't die from pain, as long as he still has breath, no matter what, he has to get an energy body that is so close yet so far away.  It is easy and simple to think of it, but if you really want to take action, Yu Xiaodong feels that this is not just a test of your willpower, but walking on the road of self-abuse. In order to turn sideways and change positions, Yu Xiaodong feels that he  After going through this process countless times, he finally turned sideways and saw a dozen white jade-like energy bodies emitting fluorescence in a stone pool the size of a footplate. If Baoer felt this process, would it be possible?  Just like before, I was inexplicably moved and felt like crying?  "Although Princess Bao'er has fallen into a deep sleep, she can still feel the boss's violent mood swings. Otherwise, when the boss's life is threatened, she can wake up in time to save the boss's life." "I'll go.  , then if I make a circle, wouldn¡¯t you guys be watching? Could this cause a psychological disorder for us? " "What can make the boss do a cross?  Are you emotionally unstable? Boss, don't worry, the information you don't want Princess Bao'er and I to know will automatically enter a mysterious area. We won't be able to receive this kind of encrypted information at all. " "It's not bad, otherwise.  It will feel weird." Yu Xiaodong bit his tongue, and his collapsed body was awakened one by one. The black sweat was pouring out, and he was as fat as blowing up a balloon.  After several rounds of sweating, Yu Xiaodong tried hard to control his body. After sweating, a big fat man became thinner than a normal person.  "Heaven, earth! Lend me a little more strength. I promise that I will never thank the thief God or his eight generations of ancestors again." Yu Xiaodong went through hardships and endured hardships and committed suicide again and again.  After working hard, there was only a tiny distance between the finger and the nearest bead.  This is the true portrayal of the legendary thing that is within reach, but yet out of reach.  Just when Xiaodong had confirmed that he no longer had any strength to go through the cycle of life and death, he pointed a finger forward and let out a sigh of relief. A series of loud banging farts spurted out from the anus.  "I forget I'm hungry even if I don't have gas. It might take eighteen years before I can have a full meal again." Yu Xiaodong's musings are just nonsense anyway.  A series of farts carried away a gust of breeze. After that, the breeze was like an introduction. As the breeze drifted, it gradually became stronger. Finally, for some reason, it turned into a gust of wind.  The strange wind whining in the cave.  "This is it!" Yu Xiaodong suddenly felt ice on his fingers. When he opened his closed eyes, he couldn't help but feel wild with joy. He blurted out a sincere thank you to God for his eighteen generations of ancestors.  ¡°Well, the difference between the eighth generation of ancestors and the eighteenth generation of ancestors is quite huge, right?  Seeing that the white bead that was blown into the left hand by a strange wind, which was so cold that the heart was bone-chilling, was nibbled in by the ink jade bottle, Yu Xiaodong could finally faint with happiness and peace of mind.  "Boss, wake up, wake up! Don't pretend to be dead, get up quickly and pick up all those energy bodies, hurry up!" Xiaobao's anxious voice, obviously cheerful, sounded to Yu Xiaodong, but Yu Xiaodong was a little bit  I don¡¯t even want to open my eyes and wake up.  "I'm so hungry that I can't even open my eyes. Xiaobao, please let me sleep a little longer!" "Nonsense, look at the boss's current physical attributes. He's as strong as a bull in heat. How can he even open his eyes?  "You don't have the strength?" "A bull in heat? Xiaobao, are you sure you don't know what the circle and cross mean?" The structure of Yu Xiaodong's brain is very special.  "Of course I don't know! You can't lie to your boss"With a little more energy, the boss should take a look at his physical attributes and hurry up. By the way, the boss has been in this cave for hundreds of hours.  "    "What?  Hundreds of hours?  I've been in a coma for several days?  " "Well, at least five days have passed.  " "What a god!  This time I'm dead!  "Yu Xiaodong's eyes were suddenly filled with confusion. He quickly got up and took out his mobile phone. He saw that it had automatically turned off. When he turned it on, there was power, but there was no signal in this place! "Boss, boss, don't worry.  Don't worry, it's not too late to pick up those precious beads you mentioned and leave.  !  "When Xiaobao saw Yu Xiaobao using his cell phone, he wanted to run outside, so he quickly reminded this guy that the baby hadn't been picked up yet. "Xiaobao didn't remind him, he really had to run one more time.  "Yu Xiaodong looked for the fluorescence and picked up all the white beads and put them into his pocket. These beads seemed to be colder than ice cubes. These precious ice jade-like beads entered Yu Xiaodong's pocket. Yu Xiaodong was about to jump out of the stone pool.  When he was walking, he felt a wave of heat coming from the middle of the stone pool. Yu Xiaodong picked up a hot dark red bead in the middle of the pool, and suddenly his right eye seemed to jump wildly at this moment. "Go, it's so hot!"  " Yu Xiaodong finally understood what was going on with the sudden and extremely dangerous feeling. Geothermal fountains suddenly spurted out from where the dark red beads had been. Some of the spring water splashed onto Yu Xiaodong's hands. It seemed to be warmer than the initial temperature.  He was still high. Yu Shuidong felt a rumbling sound under his feet and felt that something was wrong. He looked for the light at the entrance of the cave and ran away. He saw Yu Xiaodong just crawling to the bottom of the newly dug well.  There was a loud bang.
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