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Chapter 0141 Crossing the River with a Reed

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    Update time: 2012-12-03 Zhang Dong declined everyone¡¯s drive and took two taxis back to Miao¡¯s house. When he got out of the car, he said to Miao¡¯s mother, who was still a little dizzy and suspected that she was dreaming:  "Auntie, I'm hungry again. I just like to eat the food you cook. It's better than the chef in the hotel." He was not just a compliment. The food cooked by Miao's mother was indeed delicious, no less than that of Stefanie Zheng who was born in this world.  The chef has been busy all morning, and it is already past 12 noon. Not only Zhang Dong, but everyone is hungry.  Miao's mother was immediately drunk by Zhang Dong's sweet words, and she said happily, "I'll go cook right away." She glanced at Miao's father and cursed: "You almost died old gambler, why don't you go quickly?  Come back and buy two big carp. I will make the best braised carp later!" Miao's father looked ashamed and said, "I will never gamble again. I will never gamble again. Wife, give me money so that I can buy it!  "Fish." "You damn old gambler, you just stole the last five thousand yuan from your family a few days ago, why is it gone?" Miao Mu was furious.  "I lost everything a long time ago, and then lost a million." Miao Ruhu said at the side, "Mom, as long as dad doesn't gamble anymore, are you still worried about running out of money?" Miao's mother looked at Miao, who had changed a lot now.  Like a tiger, the anger on his face was immediately replaced by joy, and the unhappiness in his heart disappeared. He reached into his pocket to take out money.  Zhang Dong stopped him and said, "Auntie, don't buy any more fish. I'm a master at catching fish. I'm going to catch some big carps in the Taohua River."  If it is polluted, there will naturally be fish, and they will flow just tens of meters behind the Miao family's house.  However, isn¡¯t it a joke to go fishing in the river on such a cold day?  Everyone looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, with doubts on their faces.  Zhang Dong explained: "I hit it with stones!" Everyone suddenly realized that it turned out that they were hit with stones, not caught in the river with bare hands. But could the fish be a fool and come up to you to hit it?  But thinking of Zhang Dong's many miracles, there was no refutation. Miao's mother even said expectantly: "Then Auntie is waiting for you to catch the big carp and put it in the pot. The wild big carp in the Taohua River is the best ingredient.  I will definitely make you swallow your tongue later." Zhang Dong nodded and walked quickly towards the Taohua River behind the house. Liu Kuimiao was as curious as a tiger and Tian Miao Yanyu followed him. Miao's father was also very curious.  , hesitated for a moment, and then chased after him, wanting to see how Zhang Dong hit the fish with stones.  Facing the front is a pier for washing clothes, which is paved with smooth stone slabs. There is a girl of eighteen or nineteen years old, both in appearance and figure, who is washing clothes.  She wore a white sweater, a black miniskirt, and a pair of flesh-colored thick socks on her slender legs. She squatted gracefully on the pier to wash clothes. Her breasts were too plump, causing the sweater to stand high, from her pink neck.  At the collar, you can see an attractive hint of white snow.  Zhang Dong, Liu Kui and Zhongtian's eyes were suddenly attracted to him like iron filings by a magnet, and they couldn't move away.  Hearing the footsteps, the girl raised her head. When she saw so many burning eyes, two red clouds flew out of her pretty face, and she almost ran away. Fortunately, she saw Miao's father, Miao Ruhu, and Miao Yanyu.  The three acquaintances slowly calmed down. They greeted each other with voices like orioles, then lowered their heads and continued to wash the clothes shyly, but they were obviously a little uneasy.  Miao Yanyu glared angrily at a few perverts who were reluctant to look away, and whispered: "She is my cousin, her name is Miao Qingning. Please be more serious." "It turns out she is your cousin.  , no wonder it¡¯s so beautiful!¡± Zhang Dong praised, although he lowered his voice, Miao Qingning still heard it, she was so embarrassed and happy, she couldn¡¯t help but glance at Zhang Dong secretly, and met Zhang Dong¡¯s fiery gaze.  When they touched each other, they quickly retreated.  This shy and charming look is really touching.  Miao Yanyu seemed to see something bad, so she pulled Zhang Dong aside and warned: "Pervert, you'd better put away your dirty thoughts, otherwise, hum~" Zhang Dong said solemnly: "Teacher, I'm just  Appreciate it, only someone like me who is good at discovering beauty can write unparalleled words and draw unparalleled paintings." Miao Yanyu blushed and thought to herself, what's going on? Is it possible that I'm jealous?  Have you considered yourself his girlfriend?  Zhang Dong secretly chuckled twice, looked at the Taohua River with burning eyes, and said in his heart: "Monitor, check the big carp in the river in front of you." In less than a second, five big carp over one meter long were found  It was displayed on the virtual screen in Zhang Dong's mind, and naturally the environment around the carp was also displayed.  Maybe it¡¯s because of the cold weather, fiveAll the carp were hiding motionless at the bottom of the water, as if they were sleeping.  "There are really big carps in the river, and I'm really lucky now." Zhang Dong smiled brightly, picked up a stone, and used his internal strength to break the stone into six small round stones, ready to throw it out.  Everyone was overjoyed and stared with wide eyes.  Even Miao Qingning, who was doing the laundry, raised his head curiously and looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, secretly thinking that he was just another fool talking nonsense.  Zhang Dong shook his hand and shot out a stone, which hit the water like lightning. The target was naturally one of the carps, but of course he missed it. It was nearly half a foot away from the carp. Because water has refraction, the refraction angle is not considered.  If it's good, it won't hit at all, and this pebble is used to estimate the refraction angle.  Several carps were frightened and fled in all directions.  "Swish, swish, swish, swish~" With five soft sounds at the same time, Zhang Dong shook his hand and shot out five stones, which instantly shot into the water, piercing the heads of five big carp. The five carp suddenly turned over, belly up, floating leisurely.  When they came out of the water, they were all big carps more than one meter long, so it was really spectacular floating on the water.  ¡°Everyone was so surprised that they couldn¡¯t figure out how Zhang Dong knew there was a carp in the water, and how he could just kill the carp with a stone. This was so wonderful and unbelievable.  Especially Miao Qingning, who knew nothing about Zhang Dong, her little cherry mouth opened into a cute O shape, the clothes in her hands fell on the river, her eyes were fixed on the five big carp floating on the water, and she couldn't move away no matter what.  "The clothes fell off and are about to float away." Zhang Dong reminded this unusually pure and lovely girl.  Miao Qingning woke up with a start, grabbed the clothes that were about to float away, and looked at Zhang Dong gratefully.  "Master, you have killed the carp now, but it is floating in the middle of the river and there is no boat. How can we get it?" Zhong Tian was shocked and asked the difficult question at present.  "It can be done by asking Heiyu and Huahua to come over and help. However, there is no need to trouble them. I can do it myself." Zhang Dong took a dry reed about one meter long from the reeds by the river and picked it off.  Dead Leaf said confidently, "In the past, Bodhidharma crossed the river with a reed, which was a powerful light skill. Today, let this light skill reappear to open your eyes." Although he did not transplant Bodhidharma's monitoring  Video, but Bodhidharma, as the third-ranked super master on the strong list, naturally attracted Zhang Dong's attention. He spent time studying Bodhidharma carefully and learned many of the techniques created by Bodhidharma, especially this most practical one.  He has already mastered the light skill of crossing the river with a reed.  Everyone was stunned and looked at Zhang Dong like a monster. Isn¡¯t it a legend that Bodhidharma crossed the river with a reed?  Is it still true?  Can Zhang Dong do it too?  Miao Qingning, who heard clearly, almost dropped the clothes in his hands into the river again. He looked at Zhang Dong with strange eyes and secretly thought that this handsome young man had just killed five carp with stones, which showed that he was practicing internal martial arts.  A strange man, but he was so stupid that he thought he could cross the river with a reed. Could it be that he had never studied physics?  He weighs 80 kilograms at worst. How can a reed carry it?  Miao Qingning is 20 years old. After graduating from technical secondary school, she worked as a physics teacher at Taojiang Middle School. Therefore, she used physical principles to infer that Zhang Dong must sink into the water.  Miao Yanyu was also a top student, so she naturally understood this principle. She was a little panicked, fearing that Zhang Dong would fall into the water and drown, so she took a detour and asked: "Classmate Zhang Dong, can you swim?" Zhang Dong read that the two beauties are now  The emotional portrayal of Miao Yanyu really made her laugh and cry. She joked: "Besides giving birth, is there anything that Brother Dong doesn't know?"  I'm a good person. If I take a cold bath in the river in the winter, I won't get sick.  "Look carefully, the principles of physics may not be correct." Zhang Dong looked narrowly at Miao Qingning, who slowly shook his head with a look of dismay. It wasn't until Miao Qingning was so shy that he didn't know what to do, that he bent down and shook his hands.  Shoot out the reed in your hand.  "Whoosh~" The reed fell diagonally on the water, and shot toward the center of the river like a sharp arrow. Almost at the same time, Zhang Dong flew up lightly, stepping on the reed with both feet at the same time. The reed only sank half an inch slightly, carrying Zhang Dong.  Dong quickly slid towards the place where the five big carps were floating, while Zhang Dong showed no signs of instability or silence. He even put his hands behind his back in a cool manner, really floating like an immortal.  In just a blink of an eye, Yiwei arrived at the center of the river. Zhang Dong reached forward with his hands, and five big carps flew up at the same time, like moths to a flame, and fell into his big hands. Then he tilted his feet slightly.  , the reed miraculously turned around and returned to the shore like a sharp arrow. Then his body shook, and a roc spread its wings and flew lightly.Like a fallen leaf, it landed calmly on the dock where Miao Qingning was washing clothes.  The whole process takes no more than ten seconds.  "It's so awesome, so handsome." Everyone was shocked to the extreme. They will never forget such a scene in their lives, and this light skill of crossing the river with a reed is simply equivalent to the magic of immortality.
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