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    The Great Master of Picking Up Girls Chapter 0434 Shame on Zhou Yu Bathed in the expectant eyes of everyone, Zhang Dongyin said: "The snow is falling for six days and nine days, just like a beautiful girl descending to Qiong Yao. w w . . c o m©¦'s'One day the sky will be clear, so that the broomstick will  Use the broom, use the spade. " "Pfft" Everyone including the two maids burst into laughter. This is simply a limerick among limericks. It is just to make people laugh, right? Zhang Dong kept looking at the little boy intently.  Qiao and Xiaolan laughed wildly, really intoxicated. When everyone's laughter stopped, he said seriously again: "This poem was written by an expert named Zhang Duyou in my dream. I admire it the most."  , what do you think?¡± Zhou Yu suppressed laughter, raised his hands and said, ¡°Good poem, did the master named Li Bai in your dream recite any other poems?¡±  Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, he pointed out that he wanted a poem of the same level as Jiang Jinjiu.  The rest of the people also looked at Zhang Dong, looking forward to it again.  "Although I dreamed about the poet Li Bai many times and heard him recite many poems in my dreams, unfortunately I didn't remember it when I woke up." Zhang Dong drank a glass of wine, put down the glass and said, "Next time if I dream again  , I must write it down with pen and paper. "Although he didn't know whether what Zhang Dong said was true or false, Zhou Yu was alerted by Zhang Dong's words, jumped up suddenly, ran to the table, and wrote the "Jinjinjiu" just now with a pen.  "Written it down, dried the ink, brought it to Zhang Dong, and said respectfully: "Please take a look, are there any mistakes in writing?" Xiao Qiao Xiaolan and Zhang Dong cast their gaze over at the same time.  Zhou Yu is indeed a great talent. The words he wrote are colorful and beautiful, and there is no mistake in the whole poem. It shows how amazing his memory and understanding are, and he really never forgets what he has heard.  "Peerless poems, peerless words." Xiao Qiao couldn't help but recited it silently again, saying in admiration.  "Great poetry, unparalleled words. I think even Cai Zhonglang's method cannot compare with Master Zhou." Xiaolan looked at Zhou Yu and said with admiration.  A bright smile appeared on Zhou Yu's face. The compliments from the two beauties really helped him. Just when he was about to say a few words of modesty, Zhang Dong couldn't help but bend over and burst into laughter. He really didn't mean it. Although Zhou Yu's method  It's pretty good, but naturally it's far behind Cai Yong's Fei Bai Ti Technique. Compared with Zhang Dong's Ti Technique, it's even worse.  Everyone stared at Zhang Dong angrily, not knowing why he was laughing.  "You're laughing me to death, you're laughing me to death." Zhang Dong finally stopped laughing, tore off the piece of paper, crumpled it into a ball, threw it to the ground, stepped on it a few times, and said, "Mr. Zhou, in my dream  , a Legalist wrote this poem. The characters are really flying and gorgeous, complementing this heroic poem. But your characters are too handsome, too weak, too childish, and they really blaspheme this poem.  Poetry." "Three words in a row, Zhou Yu was so angry that he breathed quickly, his face turned red, his teeth clenched, and he was about to vomit blood and die.  Zhang Dong was shocked. Historically, although Zhou Yu died of illness, he was angry with Zhuge Liang many times. This was also one of the reasons. It can be seen that his health was not very good and his energy was a bit narrow. You must not stimulate him too much.  After a while, he reached out and patted Zhou Yu on the shoulder and said, "Gong Jin, don't be too arrogant, be open-minded" Xiao Qiao and Xiao Lan were dumbfounded, and the two maids were also dumbfounded.  With an angry look on his face, Zhou Yu grabbed Zhang Dong's arm and said, "Master Zhang, stop being secretive. Come here, show your hand, write a few words, and let me worship you." Zhang Dong shook his head repeatedly and said:  "Master Zhou, aren't you scorning me? How dare I show my embarrassment in front of you?" Zhou Yu was furious and secretly thought, "You dare to humiliate me like this, how can you not dare to show your embarrassment? How could you be so willing to do so?" He raised his voice and said, "I know you are the real one.  He is a strange person, but he is also a master of law, so he gave me some advice and asked me to learn and realize my shortcomings. " "I am a horseman, and my handwriting is very sloppy. I really don't dare to show my shame." Zhang Dong declined again.  Xiao Qiao was also angry at Zhang Dong's comment on Zhou Yu's method just now, and interjected: "Zhang Dong, no matter how sloppy your handwriting is, just write a few words and let me wait and see." "Write quickly,  I'm waiting to pay my respects." Zhou Yu pulled Zhang Dong's sleeves and pulled him to the table, insisting that he write a few words. If the suffocation in his heart didn't come out, it would really cause internal injuries.  Zhang Dong glanced at Zhou Yu with pity, then moved his eyes to Xiao Qiao's face, sighed and said: "Second Miss, I have no problem writing it, but I'm worried that Mr. Zhou will vomit blood after writing it. I really don't want to see it.  "This happened." Xiao Qiao and Xiaolan were stunned. Zhou Yu and the two maids were also stunned. They couldn't understand what Zhang Dong was saying.  "What do you mean?" Xiao Qiao couldn't help but ask.  "Although my handwriting is average, it is still much better than Mr. Zhou's. But Mr. Zhou has a small mind and a weak body. When he sees that my handwriting is better than his, he may be so ashamed that he vomits blood."Zhang Dong said seriously, "So, I suggest you not write it anymore. You should wait until you get home and I will write it for you." Zhou Yu was so angry that his face was livid, his chest was heaving, and his eyes were almost on fire. Now he  He felt like he was vomiting blood, and even he felt incredible. How could he be so out of character today? Is this groom really his nemesis? "Nonsense." Xiao Qiao glanced at Zhou Yu worriedly and scolded.  "It doesn't matter. If he can write a Dharma that is unparalleled in ancient and modern times, I will only be happy. There is no problem in worshiping him as a teacher. How could he vomit blood out of shame." Zhou Yu is indeed a wise man and quickly recovered.  He calmed down, looked at Xiao Qiao, and said comfortingly.  "Master Zhou, you are right to think so. It has been said since ancient times that every mountain is higher than the other, and there are capable people behind the capable people. Although I am just a horseman, I like to dream. I dream of many outstanding people, and there are many in my family. I imitate  The words written with their handwriting are naturally better than yours. Of course, I don¡¯t dare to be Mr. Zhou¡¯s teacher, and I don¡¯t have the ability.¡± ¡°A mountain is higher than a mountain. There are talented people behind the talented people?¡±  Qiao and Xiaolan felt that these two sentences were really wonderful. They seemed to contain the truth of heaven and earth, and seemed to contain infinite wisdom.  Zhou Yu was filled with anger. He did not arrogantly think that he was an unparalleled figure, but he would not belittle himself to the extent that he could not even compare with a groom. He said coldly: "Zhang Gaoren, don't preach, facts are better than  "Eloquent." "Okay, just write, just write, don't rush me." After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he took out a wine gourd from his arms and drank a few sips of the wine brought from modern times.  The aroma of the wine is exuding, which is really refreshing.  ¡ª¡ª ck89 ¡ª¡ª>
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