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- "Hey, crazy girl, please slow down and pay attention to your image, okay, lady, be lady, understand. What's more, you are still the princess of the Tang Dynasty. With your appearance, you can scare a group of people. And , Eat less, you have to leave two for your fourth aunt and Xiaohu. If you eat too much, be careful that your stomach will feel uncomfortable at night. "
When Gao Yang ate it, it was like a storm, and Li Feng couldn't stand it anymore.
"It's delicious, Fourth Uncle, it's really delicious, Yaya, hurry up, hurry up, give me some water Hey, it's so comfortable. It's so fragrant. My belly is bloated today, and I admit it. The worst thing is, I won¡¯t eat dinner. Well, I¡¯ll take a look, Fourth Aunt, leave the two big ones, and leave the small one for him, and I¡¯ll take care of the rest.¡±
Gao Yang simply ignored Li Feng's so-called image. This is Jianghu Village, not the Tang Palace, so she won't care so much. Anyway, do whatever makes you feel comfortable.
"Okay, it's up to you, but besides these, if you eat too much sweet potatoes, there will be sequelae."
Li Feng has nothing to do with this girl Gao Yang. Indeed, it is completely useless to talk to her about being a lady or about her image. These days, when harvesting wheat, I always end up looking like a clay figure.
"Sequelae, what kind of sequelae? I won't be fooled"
Gao Yang originally said it well, but suddenly, his face turned red. Li Feng, Yaya, and Si Zi all stopped moving and stared at Gao Yang.
"Haha I told you that if you eat too much, there will be side effects. Take a look, come on."
Immediately, Li Feng laughed. Then, he left his position very quickly and retreated far away.
"Ah, sister Yan, you fart"
"Sister Seventeen, your fart smells so bad"
"However, it is obvious that Yaya and Sizi. He is not as knowledgeable and responsive as Li Feng. In addition, the two of them, right next to Gao Yang, heard a sound. Then I felt a stench coming to my nostrils. Then, the two little guys hurriedly talked, covered their noses, and left.
"Humph, isn't it just a fart? Who doesn't fart? What's the fuss? But this fart really stinks, ah Here it comes again. Here it comes again, my God."
After hearing what Yaya and Sizi said, Gao Yang blushed so much that he almost turned into a monkey¡¯s ass. However, the farts were all gone. It can't be taken back, so. I can only hold on to it. However, even she had to admit that the fart just now was so smelly that even she couldn't stand it.
????????????????????????? And then, it¡¯s like firing off a series of cannons, I can¡¯t help it, they come one after another.
Sweet potatoes, onions, and beans are the three super magic weapons for making stinky farts. Moreover, serial farts are prone to occur. When he was a child, Li Feng heard that there was an outstanding man in the village. After eating too many sweet potatoes, when going into the mountains to cut firewood, I would start farting from the bottom of the mountain, and then, one after another, all the way to the top of the mountain. The companion behind him couldn't bear the smoke anymore, so he turned around and walked back, calling it a day.
Facts have proved that it is absolutely true that eating sweet potatoes will make you fart more easily, and it will still smell like farts. Moreover, this thing is effective for everyone regardless of gender. After Gao Yang first showed signs of sequelae, everyone began to show signs of reaction, more or less. Just after Xiao Sizi told Li Feng with an embarrassed look on her face, she also farted. Li Feng finally made a major decision.
"Come on, let's all stand in a row. Let's face the wind and eat sweet potatoes. If the stinky fart comes, the strong wind will blow it away, so we won't be afraid anymore."
You can¡¯t stop eating sweet potatoes just because they make you fart. So, the four people, big and small, began to sit in a row, facing the mountain breeze, and continued to enjoy the sweet potatoes. It felt so good.
"It's rare that I'm so happy today. Let's sing a song, okay?"
Maybe it was Gao Yang, who felt so good after eating and was in a good mood that he suddenly had a whim and suggested that everyone sing. This proposal was immediately unanimously approved by Yaya and Sizi. As for Li Feng, he doesn't care. However, in this place, it is quite refreshing to roar.
"Well, okay, let's sing White Fox, how about that?"
Seeing that his wise and powerful proposal was unanimously approved, Gao Yang was very beautiful. Think about it, it must be a great feeling to play the song "White Fox" in this beautiful wilderness.
"No, instead of singing the white fox, sing the song of the pig, or it would be better to sing the song of the two tigers"
"It's a pity that Gao Yang's proposal was approved by everyone, but then there were differences on what song to sing. Of course Gao Yang wanted to sing her favorite white fox, but Yaya?Sing her favorite Pig Song or Two Tigers. Although Xiao Sizi didn't say anything, there was no doubt that she supported Yaya.
This dispute started endlessly, and the two people refused to give in to each other.
"Okay, don't argue anymore. I think this is good. Let's just sing a song alone. We can sing whatever we like. How about that. After singing, we go home."
The two girls are used to being noisy and quarrelsome, and one is more stubborn than the other. There was no other way, so Li Feng had no choice but to take action and set rules, one person per song, no one forcing anyone.
"Okay, I sing White Fox"
"I sing two tigers"
"I sing piggy songs"
Everyone immediately agreed with Li Feng¡¯s approach. Then, they all expressed what songs they wanted to sing. Especially Xiao Sizi, who chose her favorite Piggy song and smiled so beautifully. However, I really don¡¯t understand why she always likes to refer to pig songs as pig songs.
As for the issue of order, there is no longer any controversy. According to the current seating order, the first one is Gao Yang, the second is Yaya, the third is Xiao Sizi, and finally, it is Li Feng's turn.
¡°Ahem¡well¡everyone, get ready, I¡¯m about to start.¡±
Soon, Gao Yang took possession of her. Then, he first took a sip of water to moisten his throat. Then, this crazy girl actually started to pretend and moan for a long time.
"Sister Yan, please hurry up. If you don't sing, it will get dark soon."
Gao Yang was not in a hurry, but Yaya couldn't wait any longer and started urging Gao Yang to hurry up. The little girl is still waiting to show off.
"Don't be anxious, you have to be well prepared anyway. Okay, just start, just start, that's it. There's no applause, how can we sing."
Gao Yang¡¯s temperament was originally carefree, but after coming to Jianghu Village, under the influence of Li Feng, he gained a lot of modern flavor. Even singing a song took a long time, but seeing Yaya urging her so hard, she immediately said that she wanted to start.
As the burst of applause ended, this crazy girl finally started. Unfortunately, as soon as she opened her mouth, the whole room burst into laughter again.
"II said girl, haha, you are out of tune, haha"
Even Li Feng laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and then he said something. It turned out that Gao Yang had just spoken the word "I", and the side effects of eating sweet potatoes came immediately.
However, although Gao Yang's current face is not as good as Li Feng's, it is not something that ordinary people can compare to. After cursing the damn sweet potato side effects, he started singing as vividly as ever.
"Don't tell me, this girl, when she sings this song, she really gets more and more interesting the more she sings it. Well, but it's still incomparable with that piano fairy."
After listening to Gao Yang¡¯s performance, Li Feng had to admit that he was definitely better than his master. Immediately, he remembered the piano fairy he had heard performing this song in Baihua Tower. I sighed secretly, that is the real swan song, it cannot be surpassed.
After Gao Yang finished his performance, he immediately arrived at Yaya. This girl has no stage fright now. After all, I face twenty or thirty students every day, so my courage has long been developed. And the song "Two Tigers" is even more vivid with facial expressions and movements.
As for Xiao Sizi, her favorite song is the "Pig Song" she often sings. This little guy is not only cute in appearance, but also has an adorable voice. When a pig song comes down, it is even more amazing. Although Li Feng has heard this little guy sing this song countless times, he never gets tired of listening to it.
"Hehe, Si Zi sings the song of the pig, it is indeed the most beautiful."
"Sizi, you are so cute when you sing this pig song. Well, I have decided that at this year's annual meeting, we two sisters will perform these two songs for everyone."
Actually, it¡¯s not just Li Feng who feels this way. Even little Yaya was on the sidelines, applauding constantly, and then praised her with a smile. Gao Yang was on the side, thinking about her beautiful things while talking, the smile on his face was weird.
"A good song, it is indeed a good song. Mr. Li is indeed a great talent. The little girl Yang Jie has learned a lesson."
Li Feng was about to praise Xiao Sizi, but suddenly a familiar voice came from behind, making Li Feng turn around involuntarily.
"why you¡¡"
"ah¡¡¡¡"
Soon, two surprised voices sounded at the same time.
Li Feng was surprised because he never expected that the other party would appear.??Here. Still wearing a snow-white skirt, still wearing a white silk scarf, and still had that somewhat familiar voice. Not in that Baihua Building last time
Who else have I seen as the Qin Fairy?
"You really can't talk about people during the day, and you can't talk about ghosts at night. Just now I was thinking that the white fox she sang was unparalleled, but I didn't expect that I actually saw the real person. But how could she appear in Takuto Village and come to this place? Here, um, what did she just say, Mr. Li"
Slowly, Li Feng came to understand that her arrival was most likely because of the trouble Gao Yang caused that night and because of the song "White Fox".
¡®AhSister Fairy, is it really you? "
After a long time, Gao Yang came back to his senses and spoke to Fairy Qin in surprise.
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