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    "Giggle, who made you stupid!" Sui Tali showed a victorious smile. The smile was so bright that even Huang Fu was fascinated.  "Xiao Fu, your saliva is drooling. You have no future!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Huang Fu blushed, "Hey, I'm hungry, let's have some midnight snack." Huang Fu turned on the light, and the car immediately became brighter.  "Bring me a pack, I'm hungry too!" Jiang Fan said.  "I have your favorite food here, take it out and eat it!" Huang Fu took out a bag and threw it over, and Jiang Fan reached out to catch it.  "What's delicious? Let me see!" Jiang Fan opened the paper bag and was stunned. Inside was a pair of bras and a pair of women's panties!  "What is this?" Jiang Fan asked in surprise.  Sui Limo saw the bra and trousers in Jiang Fan's hand and couldn't help but cursed: "Pervert, it turns out you like to eat this!" When she finished speaking, she immediately found that the bra and trousers looked very familiar and checked her body, "Ah! I  Why did the things get into your hands?" Sui Limo rushed over and tried to snatch the bra and pants from Jiang Fan's hand. Jiang Fan stepped away and held out his hand to stop Sui Limo, "What are you doing?  Where's yours? How could the things you were wearing end up in here? "I, you, I have a Western text embroidered on it, look at it!" Sui Limo!  said eagerly.  "Let me take a look!" Jiang Fan opened the bra, and sure enough, there was a tadpole-like text embroidered on the edge of the semicircle.  "Then how do you prove that these underwear are yours!" Jiang Fan lifted up the underwear and sniffed it, "Hey, it smells like a fox, maybe it belongs to that vixen!" A sinister smile appeared on his face.  Sui Limo¡¯s face immediately turned red with anger, and she rushed forward to grab her underwear. ¡°Those are my sister¡¯s underwear, return them to her quickly!¡± Sui Tali shouted.  "Xiao Fu, you gave these things to me, I'd better return them to you!" Then he threw them away, and all the bras and panties fell on Huang Fu's shop.  Huang Fu suddenly panicked and hesitated: "What's going on? What was originally a roast chicken turned into underwear. I fainted!" "You must have stolen my sister's, you pervert!" Sui  Tali cursed.  "Hey, think about it carefully, who has the ability to steal your clothes without anyone noticing!" Huang Fu yelled.  Sui Tali looked at Jiang Fan, and then at Huang Fu, "You two are not that good. Only great shamans can do this, how could you!" Sui Limo picked up the bra on the bed.  and underwear, and glanced at Jiang Fan doubtfully, "It must be him, he doesn't look like a good person!" "I'm wronged, I'm a serious person! Is the package mine? Why do you doubt me?" Jiang Fan  Pretending to be aggrieved.  Sui Limo looked at Huang Fu, "It's even more impossible for me. How can I have such magical abilities? Maybe it was arranged by your gods!" Huang Fu explained hurriedly, and he secretly complained in his heart.  Sui Limo didn¡¯t say anything. It seemed that she believed Huang Fu¡¯s words. Only gods can do it, definitely not them.  The sky gradually grew brighter, and the rain outside stopped. Suddenly, a broadcast sounded in the carriage: "Attention, passengers, a child aged two or two in carriage six accidentally swallowed a razor blade. The situation is very dangerous. All doctors are requested to rush to carriage six."  "Xiao Fu, something happened to a child in the car. Let's go and take a look!" Jiang Fan immediately stood up, pushed the door open and rushed out, Huang Fu followed closely behind him.  Arriving at the infirmary of Car No. 6, a young mother was holding a little boy. The little boy was crying loudly. Several doctors were questioning the child's condition.  "What happened? What did the child swallow?" a doctor asked.  ¡°He swallowed my shaving blade,¡± the child¡¯s father said.  "What? How old is it after swallowing a blade?" the doctor continued to ask.  "It's about the size of a piece of candy, and the thin double-edged blade is very sharp!" the child's father worried.  At this time, the child's mouth was full of blood, he kept crying, blood flowed on his bib, his voice was hoarse, and he kept waving his hands and feet.  "The situation is very critical. We have to operate immediately to remove the blade, otherwise it will cause massive bleeding, so let's play!" the doctor said anxiously.  "This is on the train. How to perform the operation? How far is it from the nearest city?" the doctor asked.  "It's very far. It will probably take at least eight hours to get to the station," the conductor said.  "What, it takes eight hours, it's too late! What should we do?" the doctor asked anxiously.  "Yes, the blade cannot be removed without surgery, and we don't know where the blade is stuck. It is extremely dangerous for the child to drag it on like this!" said another doctor.    ¡°Please save our child!¡± the child¡¯s mother cried.  "It's all my fault. When I was shaving, I took off the blade and put it on the table. I didn't expect the child to swallow it. I deserve to die!" The child's father slapped his mouth fiercely.  "Please give way, let me take a look!" Jiang Fan pushed aside the crowd of onlookers with his hands to enter the infirmary.  "Please don't come in!" A doctor stopped Jiang Fan.  "I'm a doctor!" Jiang Fan said.  "There are already several doctors inside. The child needs an operation, and you can't even go there!" the doctor said.  "How do you know I can't operate?" Jiang Fan said.  The doctor glanced at Jiang Fan and sneered: "There is neither an operating room nor a scalpel in the car. How do you perform an operation? You think you are killing a chicken!" "Haha, I don't need these things for an operation." Jiang Fan  smiled.  "Which hospital do you belong to? You are young and cowardly. Can you perform surgery under such conditions and environment?" An old doctor sneered.  "Is it necessary to use a knife for surgery?" Jiang Fan looked at the old doctor.  "I have been practicing medicine for more than 40 years, and I am much older than you! I have never heard that you can remove the blade swallowed by a child during surgery without a knife!" said the old doctor.  "Haha, this is why you are still a quack after 40 years of medical practice. Today I will show you that you can do surgery without a knife!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  The old doctor's face suddenly changed, "Okay, I would like to see how to perform surgery without a knife, and see how you remove the swallowed blade from a child!" Jiang Fan entered the infirmary, opened the celestial eye point, and saw that the blade was in the child's throat  The blade was lodged in the throat.  "The blade is stuck in the child's throat. The blade must be taken out immediately!" Jiang Fan said.  "Please save my child!" the child's mother said.  "Don't worry, the child will be fine." Jiang Fan looked around and his eyes fell on the duck on the ground.  "Whose duck is this?" Jiang Fan asked.  "It's ours. It was given to the child's grandmother's house." The child's mother said.  He walked over, grabbed the duck, and laid it on the table. The duck immediately started quacking.  "Please cut off the child's head and give it to me!" Jiang Fan said.  "What do you want the child's head for?" the child's father asked doubtfully.  "If you want to save the child, just do as I say, otherwise forget it!" Jiang Fan said coldly.
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