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Text 219 When in the country, do as the Romans do

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    well!  What kind of thing is this? You can still be so confident about marrying someone else¡¯s wife!  Lapi's face beamed with joy and he said happily: "Thank you! Thank you so much! I will guard the door for you tonight!" After hearing this, Jiang Fan's jaw almost dropped, "Well, there is no need to guard the door!" "Dear Sa  Manshen, let Lapi guard the door, this is his glory!" Chief Laxi said.  Damn it!  What is this? It is an honor for a wife to sleep with someone else and stay outside the door. This Himba custom is so incredible!  Jiang Fan had to nod in agreement, otherwise he would look down on others again, alas!  This is so awkward!  "Everyone, come and take our distinguished guests home, and be sure to entertain them well!" Chief Laxi announced.  Immediately, several beautiful Himba women rushed up to grab Huang Fu, "Come to my house and live there!" Huang Fu was immediately elated, and he suddenly became a hot commodity. He was dazzled and didn't know which house to go to.  "Chief Laxi, just spare us old men!" Sun Haijian said sweating.  "Oh, just sleep at my house and let my wife sleep with you!" Chief Laxi said.  Sun Haijian almost sat on the ground, "Uh, this, let's skip this!" "How can that be done? You are all the most distinguished guests of the Simba tribe, and we will entertain you with the most noble etiquette." Chief Laxi said.  "What should we do about this?" Sun Haijian looked helplessly at Zhang Zhongjie, Professor Zhang Wen and others.  "Let's just follow the local customs, otherwise it will be an insult to them!" Professor Zhang Wen said helplessly.  Jiang Fan immediately laughed and said: "Old man Sun, I didn't expect you to have a romantic relationship, but don't worry, I won't tell Meng Lan's ***!" Sun Haijian wiped the sweat from his forehead and said awkwardly: "You kid, I  Are you that kind of person? I just sleep and don¡¯t know how to do anything. " "Haha, stop pretending to be serious. I heard from Meng Lan that you were more romantic than me when you were young. You should cherish the beautiful scenery!  Well, a moment is worth a thousand dollars! You see, the patriarch¡¯s wife is already eyeing you! It seems that she is determined to eat this old cock!¡± Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Sun Haijian's face immediately turned red, "You kid, you're adding insult to injury!" "Brother Haijian, what do you think we should do?" Zhang Zhongjie, Li Shiben, and Bian Zhenyu grimaced.  "What else can we do? Just follow the local customs!" Sun Haijian said helplessly.  "You're right, you guys are so lucky! Cherish tonight, it will definitely be an unforgettable night for you all!" Jiang Fan immediately laughed.  "You kid, let's see if we go back and report you!" Zhang Zhongjie said harshly.  "Haha, you still dare to snitch on me. You should beg me not to tell your jealous wife what happened tonight. Otherwise, she will go to your college and you will be famous in history!" Jiang Fan laughed and said,  He knew that Zhang Zhongjie¡¯s wife was a jealous person.  Zhang Zhongjie's expression suddenly changed, "Oh, you must not talk nonsense, it will kill people! We all pretended not to know what happened today, and no one knows what happened!" "Yes, we just pretended it was a dream.  Right!" Li Shiben said sadly, his wife is also a jealous person, no less jealous than Zhang Zhongjie's wife.  After a while, Jiang Fan and Sana were the only two people left in the room. Sana shyly said: "Let's go into the house and sleep. Please let me take good care of you!" Jiang Fan and Sana entered the house, and Lapi waited for them to enter the house.  After that, he immediately waited outside the door, took a stool and sat at the gate.  After a while, Sana's gasping sound was heard in the room, and then she screamed loudly, and the scream became louder and louder.  Lapi, who was sitting at the door, immediately laughed when he heard it. "He is truly a shaman god! He actually made the wolf-like Sana scream. It's so awesome!" Sana's screams continued for more than two hours.  It was just over, so Lapi couldn't sleep all night. He was completely inferior to himself. Others lasted two hours, while he only lasted a few minutes. There was no comparison!  The next morning, Sana walked out with a happy face, and Lapi was surprised: "Sana, how come you have become younger and more beautiful!" But no, Sana's face became smoother and the color was better, obviously  He is four or five years younger. These are the effects of Jiang Fan's secret technique of dragon and tiger.  "I've become younger? No way!" Sana immediately ran to the mirror. When she saw her young self in the mirror, she couldn't help but exclaimed: "Ah, is this me? How can I become so young?"  "At this time, Jiang Fan came out and saw Sana looking in the mirror. Lapi quickly came over, took Jiang Fan's arm and said, "Shaman God, you are so awesome, you can teach me in more than two hours!  "How old are you?"time?  Jiang Fan asked. "Less than five minutes!"  Lapi said in shame. "Well, we don't have enough time, so I'll teach you the secret technique of dragon and tiger. Come here with your ears!"  "Jiang Fan told Lapi the secret cultivation method of dragon and tiger. "Ah!  It¡¯s incredible!  That thing can hold eight bricks!  "Lappi looked in disbelief. "As long as you practice according to the method I told you, you can do it too!  "Jiang Fan said with a smile. "Okay, I will practice hard, and I will hang eight bricks for two hours like you!  Lapi said firmly. Not to mention, this Lapi was really determined. From then on, he practiced the secret skills of dragon and tiger hard, and later became the most popular man in the Himba tribe! When the sun came up, Huang Fu,  Sun Haijian, Li Shiben, Professor Zhang Wen and others all came back. Huang Fu said with a wicked smile, "Brother Fan, last night was so damn funny!  "    "what happened?  "Jiang Fan said. "Last night, my wife named Tesi slept with me, but she kept barking. She screamed so loudly that she screamed all kinds of boring things!  "Huang Fu said with a smile. Jiang Fan saw Sun Haijian's grimace and said jokingly: "Brother Sun, did you show off your talents last night?  " "You kid stole the show. Sana's screams kept me awake all night!  "Sun Haijian said displeased. "How could that be?  "Jiang Fan said in surprise. "You don't know, when Sana screamed, the patriarch's wife seemed to have eaten **, and she pestered me all night long!  "Sun Haijian smiled bitterly. "Haha, Brother Sun, have you been sucked dry?  "Jiang Fan and Huang Fu burst into laughter immediately. After breakfast, everyone was about to leave. Patriarch Laxi repeatedly tried to persuade them to stay. Sun Haijian, Zhang Zhongjie and others shook their heads like rattles. If they stayed any longer, they would be killed by the patriarch's evil wolf at night.  My wife was tortured to death! Chief Laxi gave us a lot of roast mutton and goat milk, enough for everyone to eat for several days. The Himba people were so enthusiastic and sent them several miles away. In the end, Sana even ran to Jiangfan.  He blushed and said: "Shaman God, you are welcome to come again, I will sleep with you!"  ¡± Damn it! I¡¯m addicted to sleeping! Nonsense, the more you sleep, the younger you will be, the more you sleep, the younger you will be! Who doesn¡¯t want to! Message to readers: Support!
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