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Text 498 Abnormal gold grain meal

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    ( ) "Oh, if you don't want to eat it, then I can eat it myself!" Emperor Pang Guangjie's attendant took the sea cucumber and put it into his mouth, enjoying the taste.  Damn it!  After all, they are Asians and they eat for free. Jiang Fan's chopsticks were stuck everywhere, causing the woman to make noises from time to time. The emperor immediately laughed, "Jiang Fan is still young and accepts new things quickly! Eat boldly!"  "The most uncomfortable thing was Sun Haijian, whether eating or not eating. As soon as his chopsticks touched a woman's body, he immediately retracted his chopsticks nervously. The Emperor's Minister Pang Guangjie immediately laughed out loud when he saw Sun Haijian's embarrassment.  The queen on the side did not move her chopsticks. She kept helping the emperor pick up the food. She could not eat on such occasions. This was the rule in the palace.  After Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian ate for about half an hour, Emperor Pang Guangjie's attendant clapped his hands and said with a mysterious smile: "There is another mysterious dish. This is a very precious dish. Don't miss it!" Born a moment later  The dining cart was pushed in. When Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian saw the food in the dining cart, they were stunned. "What, what is this?" Sun Haijian did not say it. He was embarrassed to say it before he was sure.  Jiang Fan also saw the food in the dining car, holy shit!  Where is the food here? Isn¡¯t this shit?  The pile of golden things on the plate is like poop!  What does this guy mean? He entertains guests with poop. This is so outrageous!  The Emperor's Attendant Pang Guangjie saw the changes in the expressions of Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian and said with a smile: "Oh, don't get me wrong, this is not the poop in your daily life, this is a specially prepared gold grain meal!" Jiang Fan said in surprise: "  What kind of gold-grain meal? "***'s poop is said to be a gold-grain meal. The emperor still wants to play tricks on us!"  Emperor Pang Guangjie's Attendant explained: "The Golden Grain Meal is to select virgins aged fifteen years old from among many beautiful girls. They must not visit their aunts within fifteen days, and then feed them precious medicinal materials and food."  . Take their fresh stool every day, marinate it with various seasonings, fry it and dip it in special gold powder. This kind of gold grain meal is not only a great supplement, but eating it regularly not only prolongs life, but also keeps you young!  After saying that, he immediately picked up a piece of his stool and ate it, nodding his head and saying: "Well, it tastes good, you guys eat it! It's so precious!" Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian almost vomited, holy shit!  There is something wrong with this emperor. He even eats feces. This guy is perverted!  The poop is also fried in oil and seasoned, holy shit!  Only the emperor of Dongwu Kingdom can eat this.  Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian immediately lost their appetite. Not only did they lose their appetite, they almost vomited when they saw the emperor eating stool.  After the emperor ate a large plate of gold grain meal, he wiped his mouth with a napkin and said with a smile: "Why don't you eat it? This gold grain meal is very expensive, costing more than 100,000 yuan per plate!" Jiang Fan hurriedly shook his head and said:  "Oh, this is shit, I can't eat it!" Damn it, no wonder I call you a ***, dogs can't change eating shit, that's right!  The Emperor's Minister Pang Guangjie looked at Sun Haijian and said: "Haijian Lord, would you like some?" Sun Haijian suddenly sweated and said: "Oh, you should keep it for yourself. We Chinese people don't eat feces, and only you Asians can do this.  Eat!" Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro shook his head and said with a smile: "Oh, you really don't know how to eat good things. This is made of many precious medicinal materials. If you don't eat it, I will eat it!"  After saying that, the emperor picked up his chopsticks and started eating.  The emperor¡¯s minister, Pang Guangjie, seemed to particularly like to eat gold grain meals. He ate all the poop on the plate in the blink of an eye. He also licked the plate clean with his tongue, so that nothing was wasted.  After eating so much fried shit, the emperor burped and said, "Oh, I'm thirsty. Let's make a cup of tea!" The emperor's minister Pang Guangjie picked up an empty cup and went into the bathroom. Jiang Fan was very surprised.  Is the Emperor so stupid as to eat shit? Why did he go into the bathroom with a cup when he wanted to drink water?  I immediately opened the Tianyan point and saw that the Emperor entered the bathroom with a cup and peed in the cup.  Jiang Fan was shocked by what happened next. The emperor drank the urine in the cup!  Holy shit!  Why did this guy drink his own urine?  This is too perverted!  The Emperor's Minister Pang Guangjie left the bathroom after drinking the urine and returned to the dining table. "Oh, it really quenches my thirst!" Jiang Fan smiled and said: "Oh, Mr. Pang Guangjie, what were you doing in the bathroom with a cup?" Knowing that he  He drank urine, but he had to pretend not to know, otherwise others wouldn't admit it.  To Jiang Fan's surprise, the emperor smiled and said: "I took the cup to the bathroom to make tea!" Jiang Fan almost laughed, "Pang Guangjie, Mr. Prince, I didn't expect that you Japanese people are used to going to the bathroom to make tea.  ?¡± Emperor Pang Guangjie¡¯s Minister Tailang laughed and said: ¡°II just held back my urine. What I mean by making tea is drinking this urine!  "This guy didn't hold back at all and said it directly. Sun Haijian almost spit out his rice and said in shock: "You, you drink urine!  ?  Are you kidding me?  " Emperor Pang Guangjie's Attendant said seriously: "I'm not joking. I was thirsty just now and drank my own urine. What's wrong?  " "Urine is excrement, why did you drink it?  " Sun Haijian wondered whether the emperor was crazy or stupid! Seeing the surprised expressions of Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian, Emperor Pang Guangjie's Minister Taro couldn't help laughing and said: "Urine is a good thing, especially for ourselves  The urine needs a lot of nourishment!  Especially the first pee in the morning is a great supplement!  Urine contains our kidney qi. If our kidney water is insufficient, it will be excreted, so we must recycle the kidney qi!  Otherwise, the kidney energy will be wasted in vain!  " Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian almost fainted. What is the truth? Drinking urine is to recycle kidney energy, and eating stool is tonic. Is this emperor stupid? He is still too evil! Jiang Fan rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Oh  , Lord Pang Guangjie, I¡¯m going to make tea too. Would you like to make a cup for you?  " Emperor Pang Guangjie's Attendant Taro immediately nodded and said: "Okay, can you give me a drink?  " Jiang Fan took the cup from the Emperor's Attendant Pang Guangjie and entered the bathroom. He really had a splash of urine. He quickly peed a cup and said with a wicked smile: "Emperor, just eat my urine!  I think you can replenish kidney qi, haha, but you can also replenish sultry qi!  Jiang Fan came out of the bathroom, held the cup and said with a smile: "Oh, Mr. Pang Guangjie, the tea is here!"  " Emperor Pang Guangjie's Attendant looked at the light yellow liquid in the cup in Jiang Fan's hand and said with a smile: "Oh, this cup of tea is very clear, the kidney energy is sufficient!  Great supplement!  "He hurriedly took the cup from Jiang Fan's hand and drank it all in one gulp. He drank a large cup of urine without a drop left. A message to readers: The third update is here!
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