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    ( ) Zhuge Yun smiled and nodded: "Brother Jiang's understanding is really amazing. It is true. Look at all the rich and powerful people in the world, which one is not a romantic person!" Jiang Fan said seductively: "Then what does a woman's nose correspond to?  "A woman's nose corresponds to the bottom. The bigger the nose, the more elegant the mouth is. The smaller the mouth, the smaller the hole. This is why men like cherry mouths!" Zhuge Yun said.  Jiang Fan suddenly realized and said: "Oh, no wonder the emperors of all dynasties like those with small cherry mouths, they are compact!" He thought of the women around him, basically all of them had small cherry mouths, hehe!  It turns out that I am enjoying the treatment of an emperor!  Xue Kui'an on the side couldn't hold it anymore and asked hurriedly: "Can you tell us the secret of judging women by their appearance?" He is also a romantic man and wants to learn this advanced art of physiognomy.  Woolen cloth.  Jiang Fan picked up the wine bottle, filled Zhuge Yun's cup with wine, and said with a smile: "Master Zhuge, you must have been a master of picking up girls when you were young!" A person who is so good at picking up girls is sure to pick up girls.  Get twice the result with half the effort!  If you think about what type of woman you are, you can tell it at a glance. If you take the right medicine, how can a woman escape from your grasp?  Zhuge Yun blushed and said with a sneer: "Don't mention what happened when I was young. It's really ridiculous now that I think about it!" He recalled that when he was young, he charmed many young ladies with his physiognomy, and he didn't know how many ladies he made.  How many young women stayed up all night.  Jiang Fan is the best at observing words and expressions, so he knows that Zhuge Yun is also a romantic person, but he is old and frail, and time has changed, and he can no longer be romantic.  "Master Zhuge, stop being conservative and let's talk about women's appearance!" Jiang Fan urged.  Zhuge Yun picked up the wine glass, took a sip of wine, and said with a smile: "To look at a woman, you must first look at her eyes. There are five types of women's eyes: red phoenix eyes, apricot kernel eyes, peach blossom eyes, fish bubble eyes, and mouse eyes. Almond kernel eyes and red phoenix eyes  The best, followed by peach blossom eyes, fish bubble eyes, and mouse eyes." Xue Kui'an asked eagerly: "Master Zhuge, can you explain the characteristics of these eyes?" He wanted to know the specific characteristics of these eyes.  Zhuge Yun said with a smile: "Don't worry, just listen to me. There is not much difference between the so-called red phoenix eye and apricot eye. Almond eye means that the eyeball is shaped like an apricot kernel, and the eyeball should be larger. Danfeng eye only has a single layer of eyelids.  The same as almond eyes. As for peach blossom eyes, not only are the eyes big, but also the eyes are like peach blossoms. Fish bubble eyes are bulging like fish bubbles. Not to mention rat eyes, you all know that the eyes are small, commonly known as slit eyes. " Zhuge Yun finished.  After taking another sip of wine, he saw the puzzled faces of Jiang Fan and Xue Kui'an, and smiled: "You must be thinking that besides the relationship between the eyes and a woman's beauty, there should be no other relationship! That's wrong! The eyeballs correspond to the woman's eyes.  Breasts and eyeballs are bigger, and vice versa. Big eyes are not only good-looking, but also have big breasts, which are what men like. " Jiang Fan thought of the women around him, especially Liang Yan and Li Hanyan.  Both of them have big eyes, and they are both women with big breasts. When I think of those women at the airport, they really have small eyes. I see!  Xue Kui'an was surprised and asked: "Why are women with peach blossom eyes the second best?" As for mouse eyes and fish eyes, needless to say, they are too ugly, even if they have big breasts, they are meaningless.  Zhuge Yun nodded and said: "Although women with peach blossom eyes have big breasts, peach blossoms are a symbol of romance. This kind of woman must be romantic, flirtatious, and flirtatious. I wonder if this kind of woman is at a lower level?" "Well, it turns out that  Peach blossom eyes are for cuckolding men! This kind of woman can only be a lover!" Xue Kui'an said.  "Yes, a woman with peach blossom eyes can only be a lover, not a wife. If you want to choose a wife, the first choice is a woman with almond eyes or red phoenix eyes!" Zhuge Yun said with a smile.  "Haha, it's so interesting, please continue talking, master!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Zhuge Yun took another sip of wine and continued: "The second thing to look at when looking at a woman is her eyebrows. Women's eyebrows can be divided into thick eyebrows and light eyebrows. They are also divided into willow eyebrows, crescent moon eyebrows, character eyebrows, unibrows, and raised eyebrows.  Among the five types, Liuye eyebrow is the most expensive. The farther the distance between the two eyebrows, the better. As I said at the beginning, the eyebrows correspond to the hair below. The thicker the eyebrows, the more hair there is, the more kidney water is needed. This is what a woman needs.  The older she is, the more ordinary men cannot satisfy her, so this kind of woman is prone to cheating on her! " "If this woman has almond-shaped eyes but very thick eyebrows, will she be cheating on her?" Xue  Kuian said.  Zhuge Yun smiled and said: "Everything is relative. A woman with almond-shaped eyes has very thick eyebrows and must have very strong kidney water. It is unbearable for ordinary men. There is no guarantee that Hongxing will not cheat!" Jiang Fan nodded and said  : "Master Zhuge, please continue talking about the third point!" The next day about eyebrows, it started.?After talking about it, Jiang Fan already understood.  Zhuge Yun continued: "The third way to look at a woman's appearance is to look at her mouth. The smaller the mouth, the better, and the thicker the lips, the better. As I said just now, the corresponding part of the mouth is the lower mouth. If the mouth is small, the hole will be  If the mouth is small, the hole will be bigger. If the lips are thicker, the flesh will be thinner, and if the lips are thinner, the skin will be thinner. You all know this without me telling you!" Zhuge Yun smiled.  Jiang Fan certainly understands that a woman with a small mouth is compact and comfortable. If she encounters a woman with a big mouth and thin lips, it will be like using chopsticks to pick up a bucket. Do you think it tastes good?  Zhuge Yun continued: "Don't underestimate a woman's mouth. Women can be divided into six categories based on their mouth shape and complexion: lady, stone girl, white tiger, clam girl, prodigal girl, and frog girl. Everyone knows ladies.  Yes, I won¡¯t go into details. You must know about Shi Nu, that is the woman with the blocked hole. You also know about Bai Hu, the woman with no hair down there. " Jiang Fan nodded and said: "Master Zhuge, just give it.  Let¡¯s talk about what a clam girl, a prodigal girl, and a frog girl are!¡± ¡°Well, the frog girl¡¯s mouth is dense and seamless, she smiles without showing her teeth, her lips are thick, and the lower part is like a clam shell, which can be automatically massaged and the ileum is bent.  , The aftertaste is endless, she is a beautiful woman, this woman is rare to find in a million," Zhuge Yun said.  "Wow, it's really the best!" Jiang Fan said with gleaming eyes. You can rub it by yourself, just like your little hands. The taste is so wonderful!  Zhuge Yun continued: "A prodigal woman has thick, cylindrical lips, and the bottom is like a sea wave, which can roll automatically and have endless fun. She is also a top-notch beauty. She is rare to find one in millions!" "Oh my god! This is great!  "It's like rolling waves, like getting a massage in the water, so comfortable!" Jiang Fan's eyes almost fell out.  Message to readers: The first update is here!  I recommend the popular book "The God of Creation", it's very exciting!
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