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    ( ) "Come on, this news is eye-catching, but who dares to publish this news? You don't want to die!" "You are talking nonsense. You are slandering me. I will sue you for slandering me!" Sheng Lingyun shouted angrily.  "Haha, I didn't slander you. In front of so many people, do you dare to open the bag and let everyone see it?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  At this time, Jiang Fan slowly approached Sheng Lingyun, and Sheng Lingyun kept retreating. Lai Qing looked at Sheng Lingyun in confusion. In broad daylight, he was still afraid that Jiang Fan would use force. When Jiang Fan passed by Lai Qing, Lai Qing felt a chill in his abdomen.  The wind blows.  Lai Qing immediately felt that the urine in his bladder was out of control, and all the urine came out with a splash, and his pants were all wet!  "Oh, Master Lai, it seems that you are getting old, why are you incontinent?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Lai Qing suddenly blushed and said in embarrassment, "Uh, I, I" unable to speak anymore.  "How about it, Miss Shanda, don't you dare open the bag!" Jiang Fan looked at Sheng Lingyun with a smile.  Sheng Lingyun hesitated. She was worried that Jiang Fan had done something. If a massage stick was taken out of the bag, it would be a real loss of face and become a joke among everyone.  "Oh, it seems that Miss Shanda brought a vibrator in her bag. I didn't slander her! Otherwise she wouldn't dare to open her bag in public!" Jiang Fan took the opportunity to run against Sheng Lingyun.  "Okay, I will open the bag. If there is no massage stick in the bag, Jiang Fan, I want you to compensate me for the loss of my reputation!" Sheng Lingyun gritted his teeth.  "Okay, everyone, watch out. If there is no massage stick in Sheng Lingyun's bag, I, Jiang Fan, will compensate Miss Sheng for the loss of reputation! If there is a massage stick in the bag, it means that Miss Shanda has lost her temper, haha!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  The reporters and people at the venue covered their mouths and laughed secretly. Sheng Lingyun was so angry that she wanted to rush up and stab Jiang Fan several times. Every time she saw Jiang Fan, she always suffered a loss!  He seemed to be his own nemesis.  "Okay, let me open the bag and let you see it!" Sheng Lingyun opened the bag, and the first thing that appeared in front of everyone was a stack of condoms.  "Haha, you need a condom to use a vibrator! Are you afraid of contracting AIDS? It seems that your vibrator is imported!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Sheng Lingyun didn¡¯t expect there was a stack of condoms in her bag, and her face immediately started to heat up. Where did these condoms come from?  Strange!  Sheng Lingyun immediately threw the condom out.  "Look, where is the massage stick! Where is it!" Sheng Lingyun flipped through the bag angrily, and suddenly a thick and long massage stick appeared in the bag.  "Oh, everyone, look at it! The massage stick! It seems to be imported from the West! It's thick and long! It also has a vibration function! Sheng Lingyun, you are so sexy!" Jiang Fan laughed.  Everyone looked at the massage stick in Sheng Lingyun's bag, and some people immediately started talking, "Wow, there really is a massage stick! It looks like it's imported. Only Westerners are so thick and long!" "Oh my god.  , It¡¯s so thick, it can fit in, if I have to burst it!¡± A woman immediately exclaimed.  "Maybe it's so thick and comfortable. Otherwise, you can take it with you and play with it. Maybe you can play with it in the bathroom. It's so sexy!" "I really can't tell. Rich women are so sexy! Look at the way she wears it.  , all are black, this is the expression of coquettishness!" Sheng Lingyun was stunned, blushing like a persimmon, and stammered: "This, this, why is there a vibrator in this bag? It must be you who framed me?  Yes!" She grabbed the vibrator and threw it at Jiang Fan.  Jiang Fan stretched out his hand to catch the massage stick, "Wow, there are still particles on it! This thing is good, Sheng Lingyun, what's the use of me as a grown man holding this thing? You'd better keep it by yourself and use it slowly. You can  You can enjoy it when you go to the toilet, in the park, in the car, or in the shower. I¡¯ll give it back to you!¡± Jiang Fan threw the massage stick out, whoosh!  The massage stick made a strange arc and was inserted directly into the ravine of Sheng Lingyun's chest. The scene was like ham sandwiched between bread.  "Haha, ham sandwiched between bread!" Jiang Fan said with a smile. He just used a hidden weapon technique and threw the vibrator directly into Sheng Lingyun's ravine to humiliate her.  Sheng Lingyun was really angry and said, "Jiang Fan, I can't spare you! Just wait and see!" Sheng Lingyun reached for the massage stick on her chest. A strange thing happened. The massage stick suddenly penetrated inside and slid into her crotch.  went.  Sheng Lingyun suddenly exclaimed. Her hand stopped in front of her crotch. She couldn't reach into her crotch and take out a vibrator in front of so many people!  Her hand stopped just in front of her belly.  "Haha, the massage stick fell into my crotch. Western products are high-end and can automatically find their way. That's great!" Jiang Fan hahaha?Smile.  Sheng Lingyun was so embarrassed that she couldn't stay any longer. She hurriedly turned around and walked away. After taking just one step, the massage stick on her crotch suddenly moved. She felt a chill in her abdomen, her bladder suddenly relaxed, and she couldn't stop urinating.  It flowed out, wow!  The ground seemed to be sprinkled with water.  "Oh, Miss Sheng's water is flowing! This massage stick is so powerful! It's only been a few minutes!" Jiang Fan laughed.  Everyone immediately burst into laughter. Seeing Sheng Lingyun running away in panic, Lai Qing on the side hurriedly followed suit. After taking a few steps, he suddenly felt his stomach growling, poof!  The stool flowed out uncontrollably, and unfortunately, my pants also fell down.  "Oh, Master Lai is incontinent and his pants have fallen down. Come and see!" Jiang Fan shouted.  The reporters immediately started taking pictures, and the flash flashed. Lai Qing hurriedly covered his face with his hands, and ran away with his pants in his other hand.  *** was really unlucky. He stepped on a piece of banana peel and fell down after running a few steps. His face hit the ground and two of his front teeth fell out.  "Haha, Master Lai, what's wrong with you? Why did you fall! Who is this so wicked? He ate banana peels and threw them around, causing Master Lai's teeth to fall out. You want to make Master Lai toothless?  Yeah!" Jiang Fan hurried over, grabbed Lai Qing's neck and lifted him up.  "Oh, Master Lai, are you okay?" Jiang Fan asked, pretending to be very concerned.  "Uh, your foot stepped on my foot!" Lai Qing grinned, and Jiang Fan's foot stepped on his instep, causing him to sweat all over in pain.  "What, you didn't hurt from the fall, oh, it's good that it didn't hurt!" Jiang Fan said with a smile, and the force of his foot became stronger.  "Ah! You stepped on my foot!" Lai Qing cried. He was in terrible pain and his bones were about to be crushed.  "Oh, it seems that Master Lai was injured. Do you want me to help you treat it?" Jiang Fan pretended to be concerned, and the pain on his feet gradually increased.  Message to readers: The second update is here!  Congratulations to Baby Shrimp Ball for becoming a gentleman!  Gentleman baby!  hehe!
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