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Text 573 Cut off the third leg

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    squeak!  Hu Luanlai's good leg was sawed off. "Take Director Hu's leg and clean it!" Jiang Fan ordered.  The doctor was immediately surprised and said: "Director Jiang, where can I clean Director Hu's legs?" There is no such place for cleaning in the hospital?  Because no one has ever done that.  Jiang Fan pointed to the tap and said, "Just take it there and rinse it!" The doctor suddenly broke into a sweat and said, "Director Jiang, I'm afraid this won't work. This doesn't meet the requirements for disinfection. This is raw water and can cause infection!  "This is cleaning thighs. I thought it was washing radish and cabbage!"  Strict disinfection measures are required.  Jiang Fan said disapprovingly: "It doesn't matter, it won't be infected. Just follow my instructions and I will be responsible for all the responsibilities!" After hearing what Jiang Fan said, the doctor immediately took Hu Luanlai's thigh to the sink to wash it.  Jiang Fan said to the two nurses next to him: "Bring a pair of scissors!" The nurse immediately took a pair of scissors and handed it to Jiang Fan. Jiang Fan took the scissors and said, "Hey, Director Hu, I didn't expect that your bird was also infected. For  The only way to save your life is to cut it off for you!" Jiang Fan said with a smirk.  Jiang Fan picked up the scissors and cut Hu Luanlai's bird, click!  Hu Luanlai's bird was cut off!  "Damn, it's a disaster for a quack like you to bleed this thing!" Jiang Fan casually threw the bird into the trash can, and the two nurses beside him suddenly turned red with embarrassment.  Hu Luanlai woke up at this time. The anesthesia had taken effect and he felt no pain. When he saw the doctor holding two thighs and washing them again, he was shocked and said: "Whose thighs are you washing? They can be washed like this!"  " He suddenly found that the thighs looked familiar and hurriedly reached out to touch his thighs. "Ah! My thighs! Who cut off my thighs!" Hu Luanlai exclaimed, his heart dropped.  When he entered the ice cave, one of his good legs was sawed off.  "Oh, I saw it off." Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "What, why did you saw off one of my good legs?" Hu Luanlai said angrily.  "There is no way, your leg is also infected. If you don't cut it off, clean it and disinfect it, it will be fatal. For your safety, I have no choice but to cut it off and disinfect it!" Jiang Fan said with a helpless look.  Hu Luanlai shouted angrily: "Are you cleaning and disinfecting? How can you use tap water? The more disinfection, the more poisonous it becomes!" This is like washing pig's feet!  Jiang Fan smiled and said: "This is my secret disinfection method. It will be fine. I promise to give you a pair of good legs!" Hu Luanlai asked doubtfully: "Really?" He couldn't believe it, but Jiang Fan  He knows the miraculous medical skills.  "Of course it's true. Could I still lie to you?" Jiang Fan stared, but laughed secretly in his heart: "I just lied to you! I wash your legs like pig legs!" Hu Luanlai suddenly felt  There was a little pain in the crotch area, so he hurriedly reached out and touched it, "Ah! Where is my bird! Who cut off my bird!" Hu Luanlai exclaimed. When he woke up, the bird flew away. This was so shocking!  "I cut it off!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "You, why did you cut off my bird?" Hu Luanlai shouted angrily. He was completely angry. This Jiang Fan not only sawed off his legs, but also cut off his bird, making himself an adult.  A useless person.  "Hey, Director Hu, I'm here to save your life!" Jiang Fan said helplessly.  "To save my life?" Hu Luanlai asked doubtfully.  "Yes, because your bird is infected and will die if you don't cut it off, so in order to save your life, I have to cut off your bird!" Jiang Fan nodded.  "You, you are talking nonsense. Even if the foot is infected, how could it infect the bird?" Hu Luanlai said angrily. As the director of orthopedics, of course he knew that this kind of infection was impossible.  Jiang Fan said seriously: "Everything is possible! Don't forget, this is your third leg. If those two legs are infected, of course this third leg will also be infected!" Hu Luan  He was speechless. He didn't know how to answer. He was stunned and his heart sank to the bottom. This time it was over, it was over!  At this time, the doctor said to Jiang Fan: "Director Jiang, Director Hu's feet have been washed! What do you think we should do?" The doctor held Hu Luanlai's feet and looked at Jiang Fan.  Jiang Fan waved and said: "Oh, just bring it over after washing!" The doctor brought Hu Luanlai's legs over. Jiang Fan took the two legs and said to Hu Luanlai: "Hold your legs!" Jiang Fan  Put two on Hu Luanlai.  Hu Luanlai hurriedly hugged his leg, feeling strange in his heart, "Dean Jiang, please reattach my leg quickly. If time goes by, the leg will become necrotic and we will be in trouble!" Hu Luanlai said in panic, and the birds flew away.  ,?How could it not have feet?  "Don't worry, I'll reattach your leg right away. Hold it tightly so it doesn't fall to the ground!" Jiang Fan said impatiently.  Jiang Fan looked at Hu Luanlai's legs, nodded and said: "Bring the legs!" Jiang Fan stretched out his hand towards Hu Luanlai.  Hu Luanlai immediately handed a leg to Jiang Fan. Jiang Fan took one look at the leg and immediately pointed at the place where Hu Luanlai cut it off, silently reciting a spell, and a ray of white light flew into Hu Luanlai's leg, and the leg was immediately connected.  After Jiang Fan connected one leg, he immediately connected the other leg. Jiang Fan clapped his hands and said: "Director Hu, the legs are all connected. My mission is completed!" Hu Luanlai said anxiously: "Director Jiang  "My legs won't be as long as Director Dai's and one will be short, right?" He is most afraid of that situation. What should he do if one is long and the other is short?  Jiang Fan smiled and said, "Director Dai's situation will definitely not happen this time. Don't worry, I have something to go before!" Jiang Fan immediately left the operating room.  "Hey, Dean Jiang, you can leave later!" Hu Luanlai shouted hurriedly, but Jiang Fan ignored him and walked out of the operating room.  Hu Luanlai immediately got off the operating table and stood on the ground. His legs were neither too long nor too short, just right. He immediately said excitedly: "Oh, just right, haha!" Hu Luanlai immediately started walking excitedly and walked for a few seconds.  He felt something was wrong with his steps. Why didn't his feet follow his footsteps?  He lowered his head and looked, "Ah! The feet are connected backwards!" It turned out that Hu Luanlai's left foot was connected to his right foot, and his right foot was connected to his left foot. No wonder he felt very awkward when walking. Hu Luanlai rushed out of the operation immediately.  "Director Jiang, my foot is connected backwards!" Looking outside the operating room, Jiang Fan was no longer around.  Jiang Fan returned to the difficult and complicated diseases department, feeling very happy that he finally dealt with the two bad guys, Director Dai and Hu Luanlai.  Jiang Fan hummed a tune, picked up the newspaper and was about to read it, when suddenly there was a knock on the door. ? ? ? ?<hr />
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