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Text 689Don¡¯t be too honest

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    ( ) Jiang Fan complained secretly in his heart, but showed a very aggrieved look on his face, "How could I forget such a beautiful and lovely girlfriend like you? I miss you almost every night, and my longing for you makes me want to flood the river.  Absolutely, how many times have I dreamed of you, holding hands with you and walking on the beach! But as soon as I came back, I immediately went on a mission and had no time to look for you. It¡¯s not that I didn¡¯t call you.  I'm afraid that you are worried about my safety, after all, it is very dangerous to perform the mission!" Jiang Fan kept talking, looking completely more wronged than Dou E.  Huang Fu on the side gave a thumbs up secretly, "Oh! Brother Fan's mouth is so powerful, he can talk to the dead!" "You, you are talking nonsense, have you really dreamed of me, do you really miss me that much?  !" Gu Yuqing said dubiously.  "Oh, Yuqing, everything I said is true! It's truer than pearls! I can swear to God! If you don't believe me, just touch my heart and it will beat for you!" Jiang Fan looked serious.  .  Phew, Gu Yuqing was happy, and said coquettishly: "What nonsense are you talking about! Who asked you to swear, how could your heart beat for me! It was already beating!" Seeing that Gu Yuqing was happy, Jiang Fan secretly thought to himself  Wipe away the sweat, women still like to hear nice words, even if they are false. Men¡¯s oaths are often the most lethal!  Hu Li on the side said to Huang Fu: "Jiang Fan has already explained it, how do you explain it?" Hu Li's face was full of displeasure, and her mouth was raised high.  Huang Fu grabbed his scalp with his hands and said: "Lily, Brother Fan has finished everything I want to say. You didn't notice that I'm darker and thinner now. It's all because of you!" Hu Li couldn't help but laugh, "  What are you talking about? You obviously got the tan yourself. I have never heard of anyone being able to be dark and thin! You are so glib!" Hu Li glared at Huang Fu.  Huang Fu didn't know what to say. Jiang Fan hurriedly said: "Teacher Hu Li, you have wronged Xiao Fu. He really misses you. I heard him calling your name in my dream! He misses you so much."  I have changed my pants several times!¡± Hu Li immediately understood the meaning behind Jiang Fan¡¯s words and said coyly: ¡°What nonsense are you talking about!¡± ¡°Yes, I often hear Xiao Fu Meng.  Li said: "Lily, I miss you so much! Lily, I love you!" Oh, my skin is all covered with goosebumps!" Jiang Fan imitated Huang Fu's voice perfectly.  Hu Li and Gu Yuqing on the side covered their mouths and laughed, "Jiang Fan, what did you say in your dream?" Gu Yuqing said coquettishly.  "I said in my dream: 'Yu Qing, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!'" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "What are you talking about? You are a mouse and I am rice. What kind of metaphor is this?" Gu Yuqing glared at Jiang Fan.  "Haha, I am a mouse, you are rice, mice eat rice, I will eat you one bite at a time!" Jiang Fan glanced at Gu Yuqing.  Gu Yuqing immediately covered her mouth and laughed, "You want to die, and you want to eat me!" Gu Yuqing raised her pink fist and lightly hit Jiang Fan on the shoulder. Jiang Fan immediately pretended to be hit hard and took the opportunity to attack Gu Yuqing.  Qing fell into Qing's arms, "Oh, I was knocked unconscious by you!" Gu Yuqing hurriedly got out of the way and said shyly: "What are you doing? You have to pay attention to your image!" "By the way, are you okay in school?"  Jiang Fan asked.  "Jiang Fan, you have to watch Yuqing closely. Now the boys in school who are pursuing her are all lined up on the street, and people send him flowers every day!" Hu Li said with a smile.  "Teacher Hu Li, there are many men pursuing you. Not only teachers from the school, but also teachers from other schools are here. The office is filled with flowers, and you can open a shop! Xiaofu, you want to  Keep an eye on her!" Gu Yuqing said with a smile.  "Wow, I didn't expect there to be so many perverts in the world, Xiao Fu, we have to protect them and not let them be harassed! So I decided that we would go to the medical school to pick them up after class and let those perverts know that the two of them are already famous.  The flower is owned!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Yes, I agree with Brother Fan, let's go to medical school now!" Huang Fu nodded.  "Giggles, if you want to pick us up from get out of class, you have to wait until tomorrow. Today is the weekend and the school is on holiday!" Gu Yuqing said with a smile.  "Okay, Xiaofu and I will pick you up tomorrow, and we will attack those suitors and show them that there are two handsome guys here, and they are our wives!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Fuck you, when did I become your wife? That's nonsense!" Gu Yuqing said coquettishly.  Jiang Fan hugged Gu Yuqing's waist and said with a smile: "Yuqing, you will be mine sooner or later!" Looking down, he found that Gu Yuqing's two steamed buns had completed their development and were now towering into the sky!  ? ???Fan whispered: "Oh, Yuqing, the airport has turned into a mountain. I am so great!" Gu Yuqing said shyly: "Fuck you, you are talking nonsense, let's see if I don't strangle you to death!" He stretched out his hand and said fiercely:  As if he pinched Jiang Fan's arm, Jiang Fan immediately grinned and screamed: "Oh, you murdered your husband!" Hu Li on the side immediately giggled, Gu Yuqing stamped her feet and said: "You are talking nonsense, I put plaster on it  Your mouth!" He put his hands on his hips and looked very cruel.  Jiang Fan immediately raised his hands in surrender and said: "Oh, my dear wife, I surrender!" Everyone burst into laughter immediately, Gu Yuqing immediately pinched Jiang Fan's arm hard, and Jiang Fan took the opportunity to touch Gu Yuqing's steamed buns.  One handful, holy shit!  So flexible!  Jiang Fan did this little move behind Hu Li and Huang Fu's back, so they didn't see it.  Gu Yuqing's face suddenly turned red and she said shyly: "You bad guy, you are so bad!" Pink fists from both hands hit Jiang Fan's shoulders like raindrops.  Jiang Fan immediately stretched out his index finger and tapped Gu Yuqing's ribs. Gu Yuqing felt numb and immediately fell into Jiang Fan's arms, "Oh, Yuqing, don't be like this. Hu Li and Huang Fu are still around, I will be shy."  "!" Jiang Fan shouted pretending to be embarrassed, and at the same time gave Huang Fu a look, telling him to take Hu Li out.  Huang Fu immediately understood what Jiang Fan meant, and pulled Hu Li out of the office: "Let's go for a walk, don't hinder others' intimacy!"  When Huang Fu left the office, he made a gesture to Jiang Fan, which meant act quickly!  Good luck!  Jiang Fan blinked at Huang Fu, and Jiang Fan's voice appeared in Huang Fu's mind: "Xiao Fu, go out to find a remote place and have a good intimacy with Hu Li. Relationships are born from intimacy! Be bolder, be braver.  Be thicker, be diligent with your hands and feet, and don¡¯t be too honest, girls don¡¯t like honest people!¡±
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