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Text 735 Two snakes fighting

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    "Well, it's almost noon, let's take a rest here for a while!" Jiang Fan nodded.  Everyone sat down on the rocks. Najia Tushi took out roasted snake meat and distributed it to everyone. Zhao Bingqian still didn't want the snake meat and still ate compressed biscuits.  "Bingqian, you need to eat some snake meat to nourish your body!" Jiang Fan said with concern, Zhao Bingqian's aunt is here, the amount is so big, she lost too much blood, eating snake meat can replenish blood.  Zhao Bingqian understood what Jiang Fan meant, her face immediately turned red, she shook her head and said, "I really don't want to eat snake meat, it makes me sick just looking at it!" She was originally afraid of snakes, so how could she dare to eat snake meat.  "Uh, are snakes so disgusting? In fact, you will know they are delicious once you taste them. Although many women are afraid of snakes, they all like to eat them!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Zhao Bingqian¡¯s face turned even redder and she spat: ¡°You¡¯re boring, I¡¯ll ignore you!¡± She immediately turned around and turned her back to Jiang Fan.  Jiang Fan wondered: "Hey, I didn't say anything, why am I bored? Why don't I just say that women like to eat snakes? This sentence is boring!" Huang Fu secretly laughed at the side, and he blinked at Jiang Fan.  , pointed at Jiang Fan¡¯s crotch, Jiang Fan understood immediately, holy shit!  This Zhao Bingqian's thinking is too crooked, how could she think of a snake like that!  Jiang Fan thought about it carefully, but that¡¯s right, isn¡¯t that man¡¯s thing just a snake?  Snakes like to drill holes. Doesn¡¯t that thing also like to drill holes?  Jiang Fan couldn't help but laugh thinking about it.  Zhao Bingqian turned her head and glared at Jiang Fan, "You are full of dirty thoughts, so you must be smiling maliciously again!" Zhao Bingqian said disdainfully.  Jiang Fan shook his head helplessly, picked up the snake meat and ate it, "Well, the snake head is delicious and the taste is delicious!" Jiang Fan deliberately praised loudly.  Zhao Bingqian knew that Jiang Fan had told her on purpose, so she immediately snorted, "Be careful, I'll poison you!" The voice was so low that only Jiang Fan could hear it.  Jiang Fan ignored it and quickly finished the roasted snake meat in his hand. He wiped his mouth and said, "Shall I write a riddle and guess it for everyone?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Okay, Brother Fan, let's hear it and let's all guess!" Huang Fuying said.  ¡°A small hole, go in and out every day, spit out white slurry, do it morning and night, it¡¯s something we have to do every day in our lives.¡± Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Zhao Bingqian suddenly blushed and spat: "Boring, obscene, you can even tell such obscene riddles!" Jiang Fan said with a smile: "You don't have a correct mind, why are you thinking wrongly? This is what we do every day  You have to do it every morning and night, why is it such a dirty thing!" Huang Fu immediately laughed, "Yes, this is what we do every day, I know what it is, haha!"  Looking at Guo Huaicai, "Mr. Guo, do you know it's Ganshe?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Old Guo Huaicai blushed and said, "Well, I can't do this. I'm getting older and my body is not as good as before! Do it twice a day. Even a year ago, I couldn't do it!" "Haha, Mr. Guo,  I didn¡¯t expect you to think wrong, this is something you do every day, it¡¯s not what you thought!¡± Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Huang Fu also burst out laughing, "Mr. Guo, I didn't expect you to think wrong! This is a serious matter, definitely not obscene, even upper-class people like to do it!" Guo Huaicai was told by two young men, Jiang Fan and Huang Fu.  Blushing and thick-necked, "Well, it's a small hole that goes in and out every day and spits out white slurry. It's done morning and night. Is this a serious thing? No matter how you think about it, it's not a serious thing!" Guo Huaicai muttered.  Zhao Bingqian¡¯s face turned red, ¡°You guys are so boring, you can even think of such obscene riddles!¡± The more she thought about it, the hotter her face became. Small holes were coming in and out, and white fluid was oozing out. Isn¡¯t that what she was doing?  Although I have never done it, I still want to do it. It is really obscene!  Jiang Fan immediately laughed and said: "Bingqian, you are still thinking crookedly. Don't think crookedly. Think about serious things. Think about the things we have to do every morning and night, the things that everyone, men, women, old and young, likes to do!"  "Uh, I can't think of it. Brother Li, can you think of it?" Guo Huaicai said.  Dad Li also shook his head and said: "I can't think of it either. I haven't done this kind of thing for many years!" "Haha, Dad Li, you are also thinking wrong, you have been doing it all the time!" Huang Fuxiao  road.  Father Li's face turned red, "I do it every day. I go in and out of the small hole and spit out white fluid. Is this what I do?" The more Father Li thought about it, the more it sounded like that.  Jiang Fan said with a smile: "You are all thinking wrongly. Since you can't figure it out, let me tell you the answer. This thing is brushing your teeth! Think about it, brushing your teeth is not done every morning and evening."?Once?  Isn¡¯t the mouth just a small hole?  Doesn¡¯t the toothbrush go in and out?  Isn't toothpaste a white slurry?  " After Jiang Fan finished speaking, Guo Huaicai suddenly realized: "Yes, haha, I really thought wrong!  " Zhao Bingqian immediately lowered her head, not daring to look at Jiang Fan, "Bingqian, what's up, are you thinking wrong or am I thinking dirty?  "Jiang Fan patted Zhao Bingqian's shoulder. Zhao Bingqian immediately stood up with a blushing face, "Oh, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!  "He ran away in a hurry. "Uh, don't run away!  "Jiang Fan said with a smile. Everyone laughed immediately. Jiang Fan looked at his watch and said, "Well, it's getting late, we should set off!  "Jiang Fan said. "Oh, snake!  "Zhao Bingqian screamed over there, and she hurried back, "What's going on?  Where is the snake?  "Jiang Fan said in surprise. Zhao Bingqian was still in shock. She pointed not far away and said: "There are two snakes there!  Jiang Fan and Huang Fu immediately ran over. Sure enough, there were two snakes, but Jiang Fan saw that the two snakes were intertwined with each other, and the snake tails were tightly attached to each other. He immediately understood. Huang Fu also understood.  ¡°Damn, these two snakes are so outrageous, how could they do this in the wild!  " Father Li and Guo Huaicai also came. When they saw it, they immediately fell silent. Zhao Bingqian was surprised and said: "Why don't you kill these two snakes?  " Jiang Fan said with a bad smile: "Well, the couple is engaged in production activities, and it's not in your way. Why do you want to beat them to death?  "Najia Tushi had never seen anything like this before and said in surprise: "Master, what are these two snakes doing?  Is it a fight?  " "Uh, yes, they are a couple fighting!  "Of course Jiang Fan shouldn't speak bluntly, only speak euphemistically. Najia Tuzi nodded and said: "Oh, it turns out it was a husband and wife fighting. The two of them were so entangled that their tails were entangled and couldn't be separated!  " Zhao Bingqian saw Jiang Fan's evil smile, Huang Fu's ambiguous smile, and the blushes on the faces of Li Lao and Guo Huaicai, and immediately understood what was going on with these two snakes. " Started by
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