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Text 753 Identifying the male and female of a bird

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    753 Identifying the Male and Female Birds The red bird in Jiang Fan's arms stretched out his head and glanced at Jiang Fan, "Oh, Huo Yun, you don't understand this. When you have a partner in the future, you will know what is romantic and obscene.  It¡¯s done!¡± Jiang Fan laughed.  The red bird chirped twice and pecked Jiang Fan's hand. Jiang Fan felt a stinging pain, "Oh, why are you pecking me? Are you a male bird or a female bird?" Jiang Fan grabbed  He picked up the red bird, spread its legs, and looked between the legs.  "I can't see anything under the rumbling hair. "Well, I can't see anything. Is this a male bird or a female bird?" Jiang Fan plucked it a few times with his fingers.  The red bird turned over and pecked Jiang Fan's hand a few times. A few streams of heat entered Jiang Fan's palm, like a soldering iron. Jiang Fan jumped up in pain, "Oh, why are you pecking me so hard! I just  See if you are a male or a female!" Jiang Fan exclaimed, shaking his hands.  The red bird flew up and pecked Jiang Fan on the head with an angry expression. Jiang Fan was so frightened that he hurried away, "Well, I only glanced between your thighs a few times. There's no need to be so angry!" Jiang Fan was helpless.  He shook his head.  The red bird chirped several times at Jiang Fan. Jiang Fan opened his eyes wide and said, "What! You said this was sexual harassment! Damn it! This is called gender identification!" Huang Fu on the side immediately burst out laughing.  , "Brother Fan, how can you open someone's thigh to identify them? If they are a female bird, wouldn't they be very shy!" "Damn it! How can a little bird know how to be shy! Identify the gender of a bird  If you don't spread your legs and look at it, how can you tell whether it's male or female by looking at its beard and Adam's apple?" Jiang Fan shook his head.  "Dr. Jiang, this is how you identify the male and female birds. Grab the bird's feet and lift it up, and look at the bird's head. The one with the head raised is the male bird. The one with the head lowered is the female bird! It's that simple!  "Daddy Li said with a smile.  "Well, the one with the head raised is the male bird, and the one with the head lowered is the female bird! No way, this is how to identify the male and female birds?" Jiang Fan said in disbelief.  "Yes, this is how we identify roosters and hens in our village! This is how I select chickens every time I buy chickens to raise. Basically, I am always on target!" Mr. Li nodded.  "Oh, it's such a simple way to identify roosters and hens! I'm afraid this is not practical for birds, right?" Jiang Fan said in surprise.  "Haha, the ancestors of chickens are birds. This method is applicable to all birds! It works every time!" Dad Li said with a smile.  Huang Fu chuckled and said: "Brother Fan, this method of identifying birds is also suitable for humans. By extension, to identify men and women, hold the man and woman by their feet and lift them upside down. The one with the head raised is the man.  The one with the head lowered is the woman! " Everyone burst into laughter. The red bird chirped at Jiang Fan. Jiang Fan said with a smile: "Well, Huo Yun, since you are following me, of course I want to know.  Are you a male or a female? When I get back to Donghai City after this, I will find a bird to have sex with you! If you are a female bird, I will find a female bird to have sex with you. That is not nonsense.  "I have to know whether you are a male or a female!" Jiang Fan used the clone escape technique, and a figure flashed, Jiang Fan grabbed the red bird's legs, "I'll try to identify the male and female birds, Mr. Li."  The method is ineffective!" Jiang Fan grabbed the red bird's feet and lifted it up. The red bird lowered its head, "Oh, this is a female bird! No wonder it's shy!" Jiang Fan suddenly realized.  The red bird was held up by Jiang Fan's feet. It wanted to peck Jiang Fan's hand, but couldn't peck it, and immediately started chirping. Jiang Fan said with a smile: "Well, Huo Yun, don't worry, I'll return to Donghai City after we finish."  I¡¯ll help you find a tall and powerful male bird to be your husband, and then you¡¯ll make a lot of little fire clouds!¡± The red bird looked very shy after hearing Jiang Fan¡¯s words, struggling with its head and chirping at Jiang Fan!  Chirping, Jiang Fan heard Huo Yun roaring angrily: "Asshole, let me go, you bad guy!" The red bird struggled hard, and Jiang Fan suddenly discovered that there were two pink little ones on the red bird's chest.  Click, holy shit!  What's this?  Jiang Fan stretched out his fingers and touched two small pink dots. The dots actually stood up. Jiang Fan immediately laughed and said: "Damn! There are two small breasts on Huo Yun's chest! It's really a female bird.  !¡± The red bird immediately chirped, spitting out thin red threads from its mouth, and shot directly at Jiang Fan¡¯s hand. Jiang Fan felt pain like a needle, and instinctively let go of his hand, and the red bird broke free and flew out.  "Haha, Huo Yun is so shy!" Jiang Fan didn't care. It's not a big deal to touch a few birds.  At this time, Zhao Bingqian came out of the woods, and the red bird immediately landed on Zhao Bingqian's shoulder. Zhao Bingqian knew what had just happened, "Jiang Fan, you are so boring! Even a little bird?Bullying!  You are an indecent bird!  "Zhao Bingqian said angrily. Standing on Zhao Bingqian's shoulder, the red bird chirped at Jiang Fan: "Yes, you are indecent to me!  Teasing me and plotting against me!  "Of course this was said in bird language, and only Jiang Fan present could understand it. "Uh, I am identifying the male and female!  Besides, how could I molest a little bird?  It's not as big as me, so I can figure it out!  "Jiang Fan said sweating. Zhao Bingqian blushed and said: "Boring, dirty, Huo Yun, ignore him!  It's better to sleep with me at night, otherwise you will be in danger!  " The red bird looked at Zhao Bingqian and then at Jiang Fan. Suddenly there was a rumble of thunder in the sky. The red bird immediately flew up and quickly got into Jiang Fan's arms. Jiang Fan said with a proud smile: "Haha, Zhao Bingqian, it's better.  I feel safe here!  A man's harbor is always more reliable than a woman's breasts!  " Zhao Bingqian blushed and spat at Jiang Fan: "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!  I really don¡¯t know what kind of temptation Huo Yun has been subjected to by you!  "She didn't understand why Huo Yun flew back to Jiang Fan's arms. "Haha, if a dog can spit out ivory from its mouth, I would just go back and raise a dog. Within a year, I would become the world's largest supplier of ivory.  Discussed!  "Jiang Fan said with a smile. "Glib tongue!  Too lazy to care about you!  "Zhao Bingqian turned her head, with her back to Jiang Fan and her hands on her hips. Huang Fu immediately winked at Jiang Fan, which meant Brother Fan pushed Zhao Bingqian down harder! Jiang Fan shook his head helplessly, which meant there was nothing he could do now.  ! At this time, the river leeches on Father Li's body had been driven away. He smiled and said: "We have crossed the Yamas River, and not far ahead is Mount Horadi. We have to rush before dark.  When we arrived at the foot of Mount Hladi, we rested in the woods at the foot of Mount Hladi and spent the night studying how to climb Mount Hladi during the day tomorrow.  " Message to readers: The third update is here! I am on a business trip recently, so I try my best to update as early as possible! Usually one update in the morning and two consecutive updates in the afternoon! First published
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