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    "Wait!" someone suddenly shouted.  Jiang Fan turned around and saw a man who looked like an army officer. "What's wrong?" Jiang Fan asked in surprise.  The officer looked at Jiang Fan and the Queen Mother Xinyue, "What is your relationship?" the officer asked.  Jiang Fan took the hand of Queen Mother Xinyue and said, "She is my wife! What's wrong?" The officer looked at Queen Mother Xinyue's face in surprise, "She is your wife? This is too ugly!" The officer said in surprise  .  Because the officer saw that Queen Mother Xinyue had dark skin and a few pockmarks on her face. She was simply an ugly woman.  Jiang Fan deliberately shook his head helplessly and said: "Hey, brother, there is no way! It's all the parents who make the decision! My wife is a little ugly, but she is still the same after blowing out the lamp!" "Brother, I really admire you! Such an ugly wife  You can face it! If it were me, I would have been starved to death!" The officer shook his head.  "Hey, I can't help it. I won't look at her while eating! I only feel safe when the lights are turned off at night!" Jiang Fan sighed deliberately.  The Queen Mother of Xinyue on the side suddenly became so angry that she pinched Jiang Fan's fingers and said in her heart: "It's not you who turned me into such an ugly person! Being laughed at by others! I am the most beautiful woman in Luo'an City! The old emperor drooled when he saw me.  It's leaking out! I'm so angry!" "Brother, I can understand! I wouldn't be able to light a lamp at night!" The officer patted Jiang Fan on the shoulder.  "Brother, can we enter the city?" Jiang Fan said.  The officer waved and said: "You go in!" Jiang Fan and others entered Luo'an City, "Wenjuan, you are more familiar with Luo'an City than us. Which inn do you think is more convenient for us to stay in?" Jiang Fan said.  "The palace is on Anding Street. We will find an inn to stay near Anding Street so that it is convenient to enter the palace." Queen Mother Xinyue said.  "Wenjuan, are you sure that Prince Rong lives in the palace?" Jiang Fan said.  Queen Mother Xinyue nodded and said: "Yes, since he is trying to rebel, he must have lived in the palace. If you want to kill him, you must enter the palace to find him." "Well, then you have to draw us a map of the palace so that we can find him.  Prince Rong!" Huang Fu said.  "Yes, you want to draw a map of the queen." Jiang Fan said.  "That's no problem. After we check into the inn, I will draw a map of the palace and explain the map to you." Queen Mother Xinyue said.  The carriage arrived at Anding Street, which was very prosperous and worthy of being near the palace.  Jiang Fan and others found a relatively remote inn to stay. Jiang Fan immediately bought paper and pen and ink and asked Queen Mother Xinyue to draw the Queen's topographic map.  More than an hour later, Queen Mother Xinyue immediately drew a topographic map of the palace. "Okay, the topographic map of the palace is ready!" said Queen Mother Xinyue.  "Oh, let's take a look." Jiang Fan said.  Queen Mother Xinyue handed the drawn topographic map to Jiang Fan. Huang Fu and Weng Xiaowei immediately came up to look at the map. "Wow, the palace is so big!" Huang Fu said in surprise.  "Yes, it took ten years to build the palace. Our palace in Shangchen Kingdom is considered a relatively large palace." Queen Mother Xinyue said.  "Where does Prince Rong live?" Jiang Fan said.  Queen Mother Xinyue pointed to a place and said, "This is the emperor's palace. Prince Rong must live here." "Where will those cultivators live?" Jiang Fan said.  Empress Dowager Xinyue pointed to a place and said: "This is the side hall, where the palace guards live. Those cultivators will definitely live here." Jiang Fan took a pen and made a mark, "Well, that's good. Follow the path.  "Let's go to the side hall first and kill the immortal cultivators from the Wenxu Sect, and then go to the emperor's palace to kill Prince Rong!" Jiang Fandao said.  "Brother Fan, although we have killed Prince Rong, he still has some direct troops, how should we deal with them?" Huang Fudao.  Jiang Fan looked at the Queen Mother Xinyue, "Wenjuan, what do you think we should do?" Jiang Fan said.  "You don't have to worry about this, as long as Prince Rong dies, I will take care of the rest!" Queen Mother Xinyue said with a smile.  "Oh, what are you going to do?" Jiang Fan said in surprise.  "If you kill Prince Rong tonight, then I will take the little emperor to the court tomorrow morning and disclose Prince Rong's crimes to the ministers. Those ministers will definitely come to my side!" Queen Mother Xinyue said.  "Okay, since you are so sure, let's start taking action tonight! It's still some time before dark, so you can go back to your room and rest!" Jiang Fan winked at Huang Fu, Weng Xiaowei, and Najia Tushi.  Huang Fu, Weng Xiaowei, and Najia Tushi immediately understood what Jiang Fan meant and immediately went back to their rooms. Only Jiang Fan, the Queen Mother Xinyue, and the little emperor were left in the room.    Jiang Fan took the little emperor's hand and said, "Kid, is it time for you to go to bed?" "It's not dark yet, I won't sleep." The little emperor shook his head and said.  "Well, it's too much trouble for you not to sleep! I think you'd better sleep!" Jiang Fan reached out and tapped the little emperor's temple, and the little emperor immediately fell asleep.  "You, what did you do to the emperor?" Queen Mother Xinyue asked in surprise.  "Haha, it's nothing, I just let him fall asleep! So that he won't get in the way!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Queen Mother Xinyue looked at Jiang Fan in panic, "You, what do you want to do?" "Haha, a man and a woman are alone in a room, what will you do?" Jiang Fan said with a bad smile.  "It's daytime, don't act nonsense! If anyone finds out, you'll be so embarrassed!" said the Queen Mother Xinyue.  "Haha, I just like to do random things in broad daylight!" Jiang Fan hugged the Queen Mother Xinyue's waist, and his hands and feet immediately became dishonest.  "Jiang Fan, don't be like this, you haven't completed your mission yet!" Queen Mother Xinyue struggled.  Looking at the pockmarked face of Queen Mother Xinyue, Jiang Fan suddenly lost his appetite, "Haha, you look so good, I don't have to have an appetite. I'm joking with you! Wait until I help you regain your power, and you can serve me again!" Jiang Fan  He smiled and let go of his hand.  Queen Mother Xinyue hurriedly stepped aside, "It's still early now. You'd better go to the spot near the palace. It's easier to move at night." Queen Mother Xinyue said.  "Oh, don't worry about this, I've arranged for Fool to check out the location. Let's just talk about life, just talk about what happened to you in the palace!" Jiang Fan said.  Jiang Fan sat down with Queen Mother Xinyue, and the two started chatting. Through Queen Mother Xinyue¡¯s narration, Jiang Fan found out that Queen Mother Xinyue was selected to be a show girl in the palace at the age of fifteen.  After two years of living as a maid in the palace, she was promoted to a concubine by chance, but she never received the emperor's favor.  It's not that she doesn't want to be favored by the emperor, but that she has no chance to see the emperor at all.  When the Queen Mother Xinyue was eighteen years old, she once again met the emperor by chance and was attracted by the emperor. She then slept with the emperor and was favored by the emperor.  With her own wisdom, she defeated all the women in the harem and became the queen.  After two years as queen, the emperor died of illness and she became the empress dowager.  Jiang Fan looked at Queen Mother Xinyue in surprise, "You have been with the emperor for several years, why didn't you give him a child?" Jiang Fan said.  "I don't know why, but I haven't been able to conceive a child." Queen Mother Xinyue said.  "Let me check your pulse to see what's the reason?" Jiang Fan said.  "Can you take the pulse?" Queen Mother Xinyue asked puzzledly.  "Haha, I'm a miracle doctor!" Jiang Fan laughed.  It turns out that Jiang Fan doesn¡¯t know how to take pulses, but after experiencing so many things, he has already mastered the technology of taking pulses.  Stretching out two fingers and placing them on Queen Mother Xinyue's pulse gate, Jiang Fan listened carefully to Queen Mother Xinyue's pulse.  "Hey, your pulse is very strange. What kind of pulse is this?" Jiang Fan said in surprise.  Jiang Fan frowned, "Wenjuan, does your great-aunt come on time every month?" Jiang Fan asked.  "Aunt? My aunt is dead!" Queen Mother Xinyue said.  Jiang Fan smiled, "Haha, I'm not asking about your relative's aunt, but you're asking about the place where you are famous!" Jiang Fan pointed with his finger.  Queen Mother Xinyue¡¯s face immediately turned red with shame and she lowered her head, ¡°I only come here once every three months.¡± Queen Mother Xinyue said.  "We only come here once in three months!" Jiang Fan said in surprise.  "What's wrong? Is it abnormal?" Queen Mother Xinyue asked.  "Well, it's indeed abnormal. Normally, the human body comes once a month, but you come once every three months. Of course it's not normal! But it's also normal!" Jiang Fan said.  "I don't understand you. What is normal and abnormal?" Queen Mother Xinyue asked in confusion.  "The period that comes once every three months is called the Quarterly Period, which is considered normal! But the period that occurs once a month is abnormal!" Jiang Fan explained.  "Is this something strange about your body?" Queen Mother Xinyue asked.  "Well, stick out your tongue and let me see it!" Jiang Fan said.  The Queen Mother Xinyue stuck out her tongue. Jiang Fan took a look at it. Instead of looking at the tongue, he opened his eyes to see through Queen Mother Xinyue's whole body.  Suddenly Jiang Fan exclaimed: "Holy crap, you are a clam girl! But there is a difference with the clam girl. Could it be the legendary flower clam?" Jiang Fan once heard Zhuge Yun say that clam girls also have different types, and there is one type of clam girl.  The best one is the clam.  The so-called flower clam is a very peculiar kind of woman. As long as a man bangs her, she will leak. There is no way to go crazy with her.  "This kind of toad woman is the nemesis of men. Think about it, as long as you want to go crazy with her, as soon as you meet her, you will fall apart."??, don¡¯t you think it¡¯s scary?  Jiang Fan suddenly became excited, holy shit!  That emperor must have not destroyed the Queen Mother of the New Moon. The flower toad girl is not something that ordinary people can handle, and only those who practice the secret technique of dragon and tiger can control her!  Queen Mother Xinyue didn't know these things and asked in surprise: "What kind of clam?" Jiang Fan immediately whispered a few words in Queen Mother Xinyue's ear. Queen Mother Xinyue suddenly turned red and spat: "What nonsense are you talking about!"  She was shocked, because Jiang Fan was indeed right. Every time she went to bed, the emperor had not finished yet.  The emperor did not dare to say anything because of the man's face. At the same time, he was very unconvinced and determined to conquer this toad woman, so he often asked her to sleep with him. He wanted to conquer this toad woman.  But he failed for several years in a row, and even when he died, he failed to conquer this clam. In the end, he died of exhaustion.  Of course, the Queen Mother of Xinyue did not dare to tell the outside world that the emperor died of exhaustion. She could only say that he died of illness!  Otherwise, the world would say that the emperor was killed by her!  This is why Jiang Fan said that the Queen Mother Xinyue defeated men.  Message to readers: The second update is here!  I was delayed again today, so I can only do two updates of 5,000 words, sorry!
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