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Text 1601 There are apricots and brussels

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    "You can write the second line now! I'm warning you, if the second line is obscene, I won't be polite!" A stern look flashed in Fairy Peach Blossom's eyes.  && "Haha, I'm a serious immortal, how could I come up with such obscene couplets! It's definitely worth it if you kiss me!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Stop talking nonsense and write the second line quickly!" Peach Blossom Fairy said displeased.  "Then listen carefully, my second line is: ups and downs, year after year, morning and evening, what do you think?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  The Peach Blossom Fairy was immediately stunned. The person in front of her was so good. Isn¡¯t it just the love between men and women every year?  The people in the audience immediately applauded, "Okay! That's so right! Fairy Peach Blossom, you must keep your promise!" someone immediately shouted.  The Peach Blossom Fairy was suddenly at a loss. She said, "This, this doesn't count. I will make another couplet. If you are right, I will kiss you twice!" "Oh, kiss you twice, that's great.  , you go out!" Jiang Fan said cheerfully.  The Peach Blossom Fairy thought for a moment and opened her mouth: "Listen carefully, my couplet is: Lotus stems, lotus root and lotus platform, please correct the second couplet!" Jiang Fan thought for a moment, smiled and said: "My second couplet is: Hibiscus and peony pistils are fragrant!" Peach Blossom Fairy  I was a little panicked. I didn't expect Jiang Fan's second couplet to be so neat. The audience immediately remembered the applause again, "Peach Blossom Fairy, how about you, can you give me another kiss?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "This is what you said, then I will give you another kiss. If you are right, I will kiss you three times!" Peach Blossom Fairy took the opportunity to say.  "Okay, please come out!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Listen, my couplet is: Lotus root comes from lotus? Please correct the second couplet!" Peach Blossom Fairy looked at Jiang Fan with a smile. This couplet was not written by her, but was given to her by someone else. She has always been sorry for it.  So today she was thrown to Jiang Fan as a trump card.  At this time, everyone in the audience was lost in thought, because this couplet is a homophonic couplet. Another meaning of "getting lotus root because of the lotus" is "why you get the even".  The eldest lady in the audience also fell into deep thought, "Oh, this couplet is too difficult! This Peach Blossom Fairy deliberately made things difficult for Jiang Fan!" The third lady shook her head.  But Cuiping wished that Jiang Fan couldn't fight. She didn't want the Peach Blossom Fairy to kiss Jiang Fan. She secretly said in her heart: "Jiang Fan, you must not be wrong!" Jiang Fan on the stage thought for a moment, recalling what he had seen in his mind.  Poems and couplets, I quickly found the answer. I smiled at the Peach Blossom Fairy and said, "Peach Blossom Fairy, listen carefully. My second couplet is: There are apricots and brussels plums! What do you think?" "Oh, great!  How wonderful!" the audience immediately shouted.  The Peach Blossom Fairy had to admire Jiang Fan. This second couplet was really wonderful. "You have apricots but no plum blossoms" is also a homophonic pronunciation, which means "Fortunately, you don't need a matchmaker."  The Peach Blossom Fairy felt both happy and worried at the same time. What she was happy about was that the fairy in front of her actually answered the second line that she had been unable to answer. This person was very talented and learned!  The sad thing is that I have to kiss him in front of so many people, how embarrassing it is!  Jiang Fan could see Peach Blossom Fairy's thoughts at a glance, "Peach Blossom Fairy, is your admission still valid?" Jiang Fan looked into her eyes with a smile.  "Uh, this, this" Peach Blossom Fairy hesitated, not knowing what to say.  "Oh, since you are embarrassed, forget it! These three kisses will be recorded temporarily, and you can pay me back later!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "No, I don't like to owe anyone anything, and kisses are no exception! I'll kiss you three times!" Peach Blossom Fairy said with a blushing face.  "Are you going to kiss here? Or go to a deserted place?" Jiang Fan said deliberately.  The Peach Blossom Fairy hurriedly said: "Of course we kiss here!" If we kiss in a deserted place, we don't know what this person will do!  "Oh, then kiss me here!" Jiang Fan raised his face and pointed at his cheek.  The immortals in the audience immediately started cheering, "Oh, this boy is so lucky to get three kisses from the Peach Blossom Fairy!" "Yes, if he kissed me three times, it would be worth it for me to be demoted to the mortal world!"  "Hey, three kisses! I never dreamed of it! How could I not have such a good thing!" The audience was so lively, and the Peach Blossom Fairy was really embarrassed. She walked to Jiang Fan and pursed her lips.  Kiss Jiang Fan on the cheek.  Like a dragonfly touching the water, he quickly kissed Jiang Fan on the cheek.  "One! Two more!" Jiang Fan shouted loudly. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Peach Blossom Fairy¡¯s face turned red with embarrassment, made her ears and face feel hot, she smoothed the hair on her forehead with her hands, and kissed Jiang Fan¡¯s bearded face with her pink mouth.  "Two times, it smells really good!  "Jiang Fan said with satisfaction. The Peach Blossom Fairy took a deep breath and one last breath. She mustered up the courage and kissed Jiang Fan quickly on the cheek. Just when her lips were about to fall on Jiang Fan's face, Jiang Fan  Suddenly she turned her neck, and her little mouth just happened to land on Jiang Fan's mouth. This was Jiang Fan's intention. He had deceived many girls with this move. Jiang Fan and Peach Blossom Fairy were mouth to mouth, and Peach Blossom Fairy was like an electric shock.  A strange feeling passed through her body, which was a relief she had never felt before. The Peach Blossom Fairy's little mouth only stayed on Jiang Fan's lips for three seconds. She hurriedly pushed Jiang Fan away and made a sound, her face turned red with shame, and she hurriedly covered it.  He ran off the stage with a face on his face. ¡°Haha, it was a technical error just now!  "Jiang Fan licked the jade fragrance on his lips with his tongue, and he smelled the fragrance of peach blossoms. The immortals in the audience immediately said jealously: "Oh, this kid is so cheap!  " "This boy is so lucky, he actually had a mouth-to-mouth with the Peach Blossom Fairy!  I'm so jealous!  " Jiang Fan happily returned to the three ladies. The eldest lady was unhappy, and Cuiping was also unhappy. Only the third lady asked curiously: "Jiang Fan, what does it feel like to be kissed?  " Looking at the innocence on the third lady's face, "Haha, that feeling is wonderful, it can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words!  "Jiang Fan said with a smile. "Jiang Fan, stop talking nonsense and don't teach the little girl bad things!  "The eldest lady said displeased. Cuiping quietly reached out and pinched Jiang Fan's waist, "Jiang Fan, you are really romantic!  He even teased the Peach Blossom Fairy!  Be careful of his father, Gongsun Zhiye, causing trouble for you!  "Cuiping sneered. "Yes, I heard that Peach Blossom Fairy's father is very difficult to talk to. He values ??his daughter very seriously. Whoever dares to bully his daughter will end up in a miserable place!  "The second lady nodded. "Well, I'm just a little fairy slave in the Emperor's Mansion. The Peach Blossom Fairy won't look at me!  Don't worry about that!  "Jiang Fan said nonchalantly. "Since you don't like others, why do you let others kiss you on the face?  You are obviously romantic!  "The eldest lady said displeased. A message to readers: The second update is here! Enlightenment
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