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Text 1730 The Taoist Master

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    He was a pig raised by farmers in the countryside. It didn't take long for him to become fat and strong. Then during the Chinese New Year, Sheng Zongsheng was slaughtered to celebrate the New Year.  txt e-book download** Then he became a beggar for the second time, begging on the streets all day long, suffering from hunger and cold, and finally died of illness on a cold winter night.  "Damn it, Sheng Zongqiang is so pitiful! It seems that Feng Shui has been spoofed, and he is really unlucky!" Huang Fu exclaimed.  "Yes, look what he turned into the third time!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  The third time, Sheng Zongqiang was finally a little stronger than the last time. He became a woman, a very coquettish woman who hooked up with men all day long. In the end, she was killed by the man because of jealousy.  The fourth time was even worse. It turned into a rooster, also a rooster living in the countryside.  The fate of a rooster in the countryside is very miserable. It can't lay eggs and is basically useless to farmers. When Sheng Zongqiang just started crowing, he was killed in front of a child to make up for the male protagonist.  body.  In the subsequent reincarnations, Sheng Zongqiang was very miserable. He was either an animal or a poor woman. The most pitiful one was the newborn baby girl who was abandoned by her mother in the wilderness and snow in the winter and froze to death.  ??The nine reincarnations in a row were all miserable. It can be said that Sheng Zongqiang was a poor man in the ninth life. Only in his tenth life did he become a rich man, which is now Sheng Guanxi.  "Oh, I understand, the Feng Shui of the Sheng family was destroyed by us. Sheng Zong took away the bad luck of the ninth life. Now the bad luck is over, so he became a rich man in the tenth reincarnation." Jiang Fan nodded.  "Brother Fan, why did Sheng Zongqiang only suffer bad luck nine times?" Huang Fu asked puzzledly.  "Haha, after the feng shui was destroyed, the ninth time was the best, and Sheng Zong's bad luck ended, so he got good luck on the tenth time." Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Damn it, God is so unfair. When Sheng Zong was so lucky, why did Meidai Naizhao and Wei Xinjing become his daughters, while Liang Ru became his servant?" Huang Fu  Surprised.  "Hey, this is the so-called God's will! Let Liang Ru fall into their hands and suffer their abuse!" Jiang Fan sighed.  "Fan, hurry up and rescue Liang Ru from the sea of ??misery. I'm afraid that Liang Ru will be tortured to death by them this afternoon!" Liang Y¨¤n said nervously.  "Y¨¤ny¨¤n, don't worry, I won't let anything happen to Liang Ru! Let me think about how we can save Liang Ru." Jiang Fan frowned.  "Brother Fan, just rush in and kill Sheng Zongqiang, and then destroy Meidai Naizhao and Wei Xinjing! This is serious!" Huang Fu said fiercely.  "Haha, Xiaofu, that would be too boring. We are going to play tricks on Sheng Zongqiang and his two daughters! I will make him bankrupt and make them beggars. This will be more interesting!" Jiang Fan said with a bad smile.  15 ¡°Uh, Brother Fan, I thought my move was cruel enough, but I didn¡¯t expect you to be more cruel than me!¡± Huang Fu said sweating.  "Haha, of course we can't be merciful when dealing with people from the Sheng family!" Jiang Fan laughed.  "Fan, how can we make them bankrupt?" Liang Y¨¤n wondered.  "Haha, we are immortals now. It is not easy to deal with a mortal! You guys come here!" Jiang Fan said with a bad smile.  Liang Y¨¤n and Huang Fu approached Jiang Fan. Jiang Fan whispered something into their ears. Huang Fu extended his thumb and praised: "Brother Fan, your move is really great! I admire you so much!" "Fan, let's say this.  Is it too dark?" Liang Y¨¤n hesitated.  "Hehe, if we don't do anything wrong, it will be Liang Ru who suffers in the end! Do you want Liang Ru to suffer, or do you want them to suffer?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Liang Y¨¤n shook his head helplessly and said: "Okay, let's do it!" Jiang Fan immediately blew at Huang Fu and Liang Y¨¤n. Huang Fu turned into a Taoist priest in his twenties, and Liang Y¨¤n turned into a three-year-old Taoist priest.  Jiang Fan, a Taoist priest in his teens, transformed into a Taoist priest in his fifties.  He held a fly whisk in his hand, wore a Taoist temple on his head, had a handlebar mustache and a goatee, and looked exactly like a Taoist priest. "Here comes the immeasurable Buddha, the poor Taoist emptiness son!" Jiang Fan said in a deliberately high-pitched voice.  ¡°Brother Fan, you look so funny!¡± Huang Fu said with a smile.  "Be serious, from now on, you are my disciples and I am your master!" Jiang Fan said seriously.  Liang y¨¤n couldn't help covering her forehead and laughing: "Fan, your outfit is so funny!" "Uh, y¨¤ny¨¤n, why don't you knock on the door! It's just that the Taoist master Xu Wuzi is here to visit!" Jiang Fan looked serious.  road.  "Yes, master, I will knock on the door right away!" Liang Yan nodded. She quickly walked to Sheng Guanxi's villa and knocked on the door.  After a while, the door opened, and a security guard poked his head out. He saw a female Taoist nun knocking on the door.He was surprised and said: "Well, what are you doing? We don't beg for alms here!" "Little brother, we are not begging for alms. Go and tell your master Sheng Guanxi that he will be unlucky today!" Liang Y¨¤n said with a smile.  The security guard looked at Liang y¨¤n in surprise, "Oh, what nonsense are you talking about? Our President Sheng is doing very well now, how could he be so unlucky! I think you are looking for trouble!" the security guard said angrily.  Liang y¨¤n sneered: "Little brother, I see you are in a dark mood. You must have lost more than a thousand yuan playing cards yesterday!" The security guard was surprised. He did lose a thousand yuan when he was defeated last night. "You, what are you doing?  Know?" the security guard said in surprise.  "Humph, I also know that when you were on the street with your girlfriend's friend the day before yesterday, your girlfriend's wallet was stolen!" Liang Y¨¤n said disdainfully.  This time the security guard didn¡¯t dare to look down on Liang Y¨¤n. The day before yesterday, he went out with his girlfriend¡¯s friend on the street and actually lost his wallet. His girlfriend¡¯s friend scolded him all night.  The security guard looked at Liang y¨¤n, then at Jiang Fan and Huang Fu behind her, "Are you two together?" the security guard asked.  "Yes, the older one is my master, and the younger one is my junior brother. It was my master who asked me to tell Sheng Guanxi! To tell you the truth, if you Sheng Guanxi is unlucky, not only will you be unemployed, but you will also have to pay a lot of money.  There's a lawsuit!" Liang Y¨¤n threatened.  The security guard's expression changed immediately, "Sister, please wait a moment, I'm going to inform President Sheng." The security guard immediately closed the door and ran to inform Sheng Guanxi.  Jiang Fan in the distance gave Liang y¨¤n a thumbs up, and Liang y¨¤n smiled. She just said she was improvising on the spot, so Jiang Fan gave a thumbs up.  A moment later, the door opened, and Sheng Guanxi appeared in front of the door. He gave him a wide-eyed glance, "Did you say that I was going to be unlucky?" Sheng Guanxi said coldly.  This Sheng Guanxi is the reincarnation of Sheng Zongqiang, and looks very much like Sheng Zongqiang. Liang Y¨¤n smiled and nodded: "Yes, it was my master who said you are going to be in bad luck!" Sheng Zongqiang looked unhappy, "Huh, that's nonsense, I've been  I'm so lucky, the stocks I hold have doubled in the past few days!" Sheng Zongqiang snorted.  "Haha, Sheng Guanxi, you will be unlucky from today on! Believe it or not! If you want to turn bad luck into good luck, then pay me to help you resolve your bad luck!" Jiang Fan walked over with a smile.  "Who are you? You want to defraud me of my money!" Sheng Guanxi sneered.  "Haha, I am an enlightened person, and money is something external to me! I saw that you and I were destined in the previous life, so I came here to enlighten you. But when you met a noble person, you actually said that I wanted to defraud you of your money! But!  Sigh!" Jiang Fan pretended to be incomprehensible.  "Tsk, what kind of wise man is he? He's just a liar who is only interested in profit!" Sheng Guanxi said disdainfully.  "Haha, you are an expert or a liar, you will know after you try it! Did you accidentally break the cup when you were brushing your teeth yesterday morning? This is a bad sign!" Jiang Fan said, stroking his goatee.  Sheng Guanxi was surprised. He broke the cup in the morning, but few people knew about it. How did this veteran know?  He looked at Jiang Fan suspiciously.  "Haha, you dreamed the day before yesterday that you were entangled by a big snake, right? That's a sign of danger! Believe it or not, I see your hall is black and your skin will be broken and bleeding within five minutes!  "Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Sheng Guanxi started to break out in a cold sweat. No one other than himself knew about his dream at night. It seemed like this veteran had some skills!  But Sheng Guanxi was dubious, "Okay, if you said my skin would break and bleed within five minutes, then I want to see how I break and bleed!" Sheng Guanxi sneered.  "Haha, it seems you still don't believe my prediction! Then wait until the skin breaks and bleeds!" Jiang Fan shook his head and smiled.  "Master, let's go. We are too lazy to care about him and let him suffer misfortune!" Huang Fu said, holding Jiang Fan's arm.  "Uh, no, hundreds of years ago, this benefactor was kind to me, of course I have to repay him!" Jiang Fan shook his head.  There was a stalemate at the scene. Sheng Guanxi stood in front of the door with his hands on his hips. He was dubious about Jiang Fan's words. He wanted to see how his skin was broken and bleeding.  Suddenly there was the sound of footsteps, and two women in gorgeous clothes walked to the door, "Father, what's going on?" one of the women said.  "Miss, second miss!" the security guard nodded and bowed.  "Oh, Wanqing, Wanhong, you guys just want to witness it and see how my skin breaks and bleeds!" Sheng Guanxi said with a smile.  "Father, what's the matter with the broken skin and bleeding?" Sheng Wanqing asked in surprise.  The security guard on the side immediately told what happened. Sheng Wanqing looked at Jiang Fan and sneered: "That's nonsense. I think you are a liar who wants to defraud money. Get out of here!" "Haha, the girl is very angry. Recently, I think you are a liar.The back pain seems to be getting worse!  "Jiang Fan said with a smile. Sheng Wanqing was taken aback. She looked at Jiang Fan in surprise, "You, how did you know that my waist hurts?  "Sheng Wanqing said in surprise. "Haha, I not only know that you have a backache, but I also know that you broke the mirror when you took a shower last night!  "Jiang Fan laughed. Sheng Wanqing immediately exclaimed: "You, did you peek at me taking a shower!  " "Well, I don't have that kind of hobby!  Besides, your figure isn¡¯t that great either, so I still have to peek!  "Jiang Fan shook his head and said. "Sister, I don't think this old man is a good guy. Don't believe him. He must have bribed our employer to find out about you breaking the mirror!  "Sheng Wanhong said. "Message to readers: "The second update is 3,000 words. Because the mobile base in the book needs to be revised in the past few days, there are usually two updates. When the revisions are almost complete, there will be three updates. Enlightenment
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