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    Text 1 Teasing Miss Diaoman Category: Urban Romance Author: Fish in the Water Book Title: Miracle Sex Doctor "Actually, it's very simple. I bought a seat with money and that's why I came in so quickly! I didn't break any rules, right?" The woman was quite  Wei looked at Jiang Fan proudly.  Jiang Fan helplessly shook his head and said, "Oh, this is not illegal! I didn't expect you to be quite smart! You actually came up with the idea of ??using money to buy a seat!" The woman walked up to Jiang Fan and sat down, "Haha, those people outside the door are all rubes.  , I am the daughter of the lord of Tazhou City, how can I be compared to ordinary people!" The woman looked at Jiang Fan and said with a smile.  Jiang Fan smiled and nodded: "Yes, they are all country bumpkins. You are different, so the disease you suffer from is different from them. I can see it from your face!" The woman's eyes widened and she said with displeasure:  "Jiang Fan, you dare to laugh at me!" "Haha, I didn't laugh at you. The pimples on your face are called pimples. They are caused by too much oil on your face! And the body odor under your armpits is because you often love it.  You got angry and unruly! The white spots on your waist are because you are proud. You are the daughter of the city lord, so you are arrogant, and everyone else is a bumpkin, so you have white spots on your waist." Jiang Fan laughed.  Hehe said.  The woman's face darkened, "Jiang Fan, I, Yu Sumei, came to you for treatment, not to listen to your lectures! Can you cure my disease? If not, then I will leave immediately!" The woman  He stood up with a displeased look on his face.  "Damn it, if you want to leave, I have to tease you!" Jiang Fan sneered secretly.  "Oh, Miss Yu Sumei, of course I can treat your disease, otherwise how could I, Jiang Fan, be worthy of being praised as a miracle doctor!" Jiang Fan looked at Yu Sumei and said with a smile.  "Okay, since you can cure my three diseases, please give me a price!" Yu Sumei said coldly.  Jiang Fan stretched out a finger, "Since you are the daughter of the city lord, I will give you a discount. You can take this number!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Ten thousand taels of silver talisman?" Yu Sumei guessed.  Jiang Fan's face darkened, "Miss Yu Sumei, are you worth so much money?" Jiang Fan shook his head.  "Do you want one hundred thousand taels of silver talismans?" Yu Sumei exclaimed. In Tazhou City, even if the palace doctor sees a doctor, the maximum limit is 1,000 taels of silver talismans. On weekdays, it is only one hundred taels of silver talismans.  Jiang Fan shook his head deliberately and said: "Hey, it seems that the lord of Tazhou City is not a rich man! A dignified young lady is only worth so much money!" Yu Sumei gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, I'll give you one million.  Two silver talismans! If you can't cure my three diseases, I will make you look good!" Yu Sumei sneered.  Jiang Fan stood up, "Okay, Miss Yu Sumei is really happy. You go and pay first, and then I will treat you right away!" Jiang Fan said with a smile on his face, he was very happy in his heart, "Holy shit, the daughter of the city lord is a rich person.  Ah, it seems that this city lord is not a good bird!" Jiang Fan cursed secretly.  "Okay, I'm just going to pay the money! Just wait!" Yu Sumei immediately went out to pay the money.  After a while, Yu Sumei returned to the consulting room and left a payment receipt on the table. "Doctor Jiang, the one million taels of silver have been paid. Can you treat the disease now?" Yu Sumei looked at Jiang Fan coldly.  road.  Jiang Fan nodded, "Well, I'll treat you right away! First of all, I'll treat those acne on your face!" Jiang Fan smiled and waved to Najia Earth Corpse, who immediately arrived at Jiang Fan  In front of him, Jiang Fan whispered something into Najia Tusi's ear, and Najia Tusi kept nodding.  "What are you doing?" Yu Sumei looked at Jiang Fan in surprise.  "Oh, I asked the servant to prepare the potion!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Potion? They say you don't need medicine to treat your illness? Why do you still use potion?" Yu Sumei looked at Jiang Fan in surprise.  "Haha, my potion is not water made from medicinal materials as you call it, but a magical talisman water! As long as you wash your face with this talisman water, the acne on your face will soon disappear!  "Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Oh, is your talisman water so magical?" Yu Sumei looked at Jiang Fan in surprise.  "Haha, you will know if it works well or not!" Jiang Fan said with a mysterious smile.  After a while, Najiatuzhi brought a wooden basin with yellow water in it.  Yu Sumei smelled a nasty smell. She covered her nose and said, "Uh, what kind of talisman water is this? Why does it smell like something?" She was too embarrassed to say that there was a nasty smell.  Jiang Fan looked at the water in the wooden basin and said to himself: "Damn, you idiot, there is so much water!" "Haha, of course the talisman water has a smell. This is the smell of medicine. You only need to use this talisman water to wash your face.  The acne will disappear soon," Jiang Fan said with a smile.  Yu Sumei staredLooking at Jiang Fan, Yu Sumei looked at Jiang Fan in disbelief.  Jiang Fan nodded and said: "It's okay. If you don't believe me, you can try it on the spot. Just wash your face with talisman water and the acne on your face will disappear immediately!" "Oh, let me give it a try!" Yu Sumei took out a handkerchief from her arms.  , put the handkerchief into the wooden basin, then wring it out and wipe the face.  "Miss Yu Sumei, don't wring the handkerchief dry, let your face fully absorb the talisman water, so that the effect will be best!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Oh, that's it!" Yu Sumei put the handkerchief into the wooden basin. She lowered her head and smelled a very unpleasant smell, which was almost pungent.  "Uh, this smell is a bit like that!" Yu Sumei frowned.  "Well, the smell of this talisman water is a bit off, but the effect is very good. You just need to resist the smell and wash your face a few times and you will get used to it." Jiang Fan suppressed a smile.  "Okay!" Yu Sumei resisted the pungent smell and washed her face with a handkerchief.  Standing behind Yu Sumei, Najia Tuzhi covered her mouth and snickered, laughing to herself: "Damn it, this woman washed her face with my urine. Hehe, this woman was played to death by her master!" Yu Sumei washed her face several times.  After that, she immediately took out the mirror and looked at her face, "Oh, why haven't the acne on her face disappeared?" Yu Sumei said in surprise.  "Miss Yu Sumei, you haven't washed your face often enough, you have to wash it nine times!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Okay, I'll just wash it nine times!" Yu Sumei continued to wash her face.  Jiang Fan stood opposite Yu Sumei. He quietly stretched out his sword finger and tapped the wooden basin, and a blue light flew into the wooden basin.  Yu Sumei was washing her face and didn't see the blue light at all. She endured the pungent smell. After washing her face nine times, she almost vomited.  After washing her face, she hurriedly took out the mirror and looked at her face. "Oh, the acne on my face is really gone!" Yu Sumei said happily.  "How about it, my talisman water will work!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Well, Jiang Fan, your talisman water is so effective!" Yu Sumei touched her face happily. Her face was really smooth, but there was still that pungent odor on her face, but the acne on her face  Disappeared, she was in such a good mood that it was ignored.  Jiang Fan nodded, "Well, the acne on your face is gone. Next, we will treat the body odor in your armpits. This is a bit troublesome!" Jiang Fan frowned deliberately.  "It's actually very simple. I bought a seat with money and that's why I came in so quickly! I didn't break any rules, right?" The woman looked at Jiang Fan with pride.  Jiang Fan helplessly shook his head and said, "Oh, this is not illegal! I didn't expect you to be quite smart! You actually came up with the idea of ??using money to buy a seat!" The woman walked up to Jiang Fan and sat down, "Haha, those people outside the door are all rubes.  , I am the daughter of the lord of Tazhou City, how can I be compared to ordinary people!" The woman looked at Jiang Fan and said with a smile.  Jiang Fan smiled and nodded: "Yes, they are all country bumpkins. You are different, so the disease you suffer from is different from them. I can see it from your face!" The woman's eyes widened and she said with displeasure:  "Jiang Fan, you dare to laugh at me!" "Haha, I didn't laugh at you. The pimples on your face are called pimples. They are caused by too much oil on your face! And the body odor under your armpits is because you often love it.  You got angry and unruly! The white spots on your waist are because you are proud. You are the daughter of the city lord, so you are arrogant, and everyone else is a bumpkin, so you have white spots on your waist." Jiang Fan laughed.  Hehe said.  The woman's face darkened, "Jiang Fan, I, Yu Sumei, came to you for treatment, not to listen to your lectures! Can you cure my disease? If not, then I will leave immediately!" The woman  He stood up with a displeased look on his face.  "Damn it, if you want to leave, I have to tease you!" Jiang Fan sneered secretly.  "Oh, Miss Yu Sumei, of course I can treat your disease, otherwise how could I, Jiang Fan, be worthy of being praised as a miracle doctor!" Jiang Fan looked at Yu Sumei and said with a smile.  "Okay, since you can cure my three diseases, please give me a price!" Yu Sumei said coldly.  Jiang Fan stretched out a finger, "Since you are the daughter of the city lord, I will give you a discount. You can take this number!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.  "Ten thousand taels of silver talisman?" Yu Sumei guessed.  Jiang Fan's face darkened, "Miss Yu Sumei, are you worth so much money?" Jiang Fan shook his head.  "Do you want one hundred thousand taels of silver talismans?" Yu Sumei exclaimed. In Tazhou City, even if the palace doctor sees a doctor, the maximum limit is 1,000 taels of silver talismans. On weekdays, it is only one hundred taels of silver talismans.  Jiang Fan shook his head deliberately and said: "Hey, it seems that the city lord of Tazhou City doesn't care either.He is a rich man!  A dignified young lady is only worth so much money!  " Yu Sumei gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, I'll pay you one million taels of silver!"  If you can't cure my three diseases, I will make you look good!  "Yu Sumei sneered. Jiang Fan stood up, "Okay, Miss Yu Sumei is really happy. You go and pay the money first, and then I will treat you right away!  Jiang Fan said with a smile on his face, he was very happy in his heart, "Damn, the city lord's daughter is a rich person. It seems that the city lord is not a good bird!"  "Jiang Fan cursed secretly. "Okay, I'll just pay the money!  You wait!  "Yu Sumei immediately went out to pay the money. After a while, Yu Sumei returned to the consulting room and left a payment receipt on the table, "Doctor Jiang, the one million taels of silver have been paid, and you can now be treated.  Bar?  "Yu Sumei looked at Jiang Fan and said coldly. Jiang Fan nodded, "Well, I will treat you right away!  First, let me treat those pimples on your face!  "Jiang Fan said with a smile. He waved to Najia Tusi. Najia Tusi immediately came to Jiang Fan. Jiang Fan whispered a few words into Najia Tusi's ear, and Najia Tusi kept nodding. "You  What to do?  "Yu Sumei looked at Jiang Fan in surprise. "Oh, I asked the servant to prepare the potion!  "Jiang Fan smiled. "Potion?  Did they say you don¡¯t need medicine to treat your illness?  Why are you still using potions?  "Yu Sumei looked at Jiang Fan in surprise. "Haha, my potion is not water made from medicinal materials as you call it, but a magical talisman water!  As long as you wash your face with this talisman water, the acne on your face will disappear soon!  "Jiang Fan smiled. "Oh, is your talisman water so magical?  "Yu Sumei looked at Jiang Fan in surprise. "Haha, you'll know if it works well if you try it!  "Jiang Fan smiled mysteriously. A moment later, Najia Tuzhi brought a wooden basin with yellow water in it. Yu Sumei smelled a nasty smell, she covered her nose and said, "Uh, what kind of talisman water is this?  Is there a smell?  "She was embarrassed to say that it smelled bad. Jiang Fan looked at the water in the tub and said to himself: "Damn, there's so much water, idiot!  " "Haha, of course the talisman water has a smell. This is the smell of medicine. As long as you wash your face with this talisman water, the acne on your face will disappear quickly.  "Jiang Fan said with a smile. Yu Sumei looked at Jiang Fan with wide eyes, "Jiang Fan, you said that if I wash my face with this talisman water, the acne on my face will disappear?  "Yu Sumei looked at Jiang Fan in disbelief. "Jiang Fan nodded and said, "It's okay. If you don't believe me, you can try it on the spot. Just wash your face with Talisman Water, and the acne on your face will disappear immediately!"  " "Oh, let me give it a try!  "Yu Sumei took out a handkerchief from her arms, put the handkerchief into the wooden basin, then wrung it out and wiped her face. "Miss Yu Sumei, don't wring out the handkerchief, let your face fully absorb the talisman water, so that the effect will be good.  good!  "Jiang Fan smiled. "Oh, that's it!  "Yu Sumei put the handkerchief into the wooden basin. She lowered her head and smelled a very unpleasant smell, which was almost pungent. "Uh, this smell is a bit like that!  "Yu Sumei frowned. "Well, the smell of this talisman water is a bit off, but the effect is very good. You just need to resist the smell and wash your face a few times and you will get used to it.  "Jiang Fan suppressed his laughter. "Okay!  "Yu Sumei held back the pungent smell and washed her face with a handkerchief. Najia Tuzi, who was standing behind Yu Sumei, covered her mouth and snickered. She secretly laughed and said: "Damn, this woman washed her face with my urine, hehe.  , this woman was played to death by her master!  " After Yu Sumei washed her face several times, she immediately took out the mirror and looked at her face, "Oh, why haven't the acne on my face disappeared?  "Yu Sumei said in surprise. "Miss Yu Sumei, you don't wash your face often enough, you have to wash it nine times!  "Jiang Fan smiled. "Okay, I'll wash it nine times!  "Yu Sumei continued to wash her face. Jiang Fan stood opposite Yu Sumei. He quietly stretched out his sword finger and tapped the wooden basin, and a blue light flew into the wooden basin. Yu Sumei was washing her face and did not see the blue light at all. She endured it  The pungent smell made her almost vomit after washing her face nine times. After washing her face, she hurriedly took out the mirror and looked at her face, "Oh, the acne on my face is really gone!"  "Yu Sumei said happily. "How about it, let my talisman water work!  "Jiang Fan smiled. "Well, Jiang Fan, your talisman water is so effective!  "Yu Sumei touched her face happily. Her face was really smooth, but the pungent smell was still there, but the acne on her face disappeared. She was in a good mood, so this was ignored.  Never mind. Jiang Fan nodded, "Well, the acne on your face is gone. Next, we will treat the body odor in your armpits. <hr /> (w/w\wc/o/m)
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