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    3648 was tricked. A knot formed between Jiang Fan's brows. He subconsciously retracted his head, resisting the strong smell of body odor, and almost ran away. However, considering that the beauty was pregnant, he couldn't move, and he was extremely confused. What was going on? Just now  It smells pretty good, why does it smell so bad all of a sudden?  Hey, why does your smooth face become bumpy and rough when you touch it?  Jiang Fan was very confused when he looked at the beautiful woman in his arms. He was so frightened that he screamed, "Ghost!" The figure retreated like a spring and shot out.  With a bang, Jiang Fan's butt hit a table. The table overturned and he almost fell to the ground. He looked at the mysterious woman again with a look of fear, but was shocked again. Hey, it's still that beautiful woman.  Am I dazzled?  It was impossible to be dazzled, Jiang Fan stared at the beauty's face with wide eyes, and hurriedly sniffed, uh, the body odor has not dissipated, but the familiar fragrance from before has appeared again, what's going on?  As I started thinking about it, I felt it was too weird.  "What are you doing? What the hell, you're having a convulsion!" the mysterious beauty scolded in displeasure, swaying step by step, twisting and twisting as she approached, opened her arms, and hugged Jiang Fan, saying with a smile: "Why don't you hug or kiss me?  "Excuse me, let me do it!" "Don't come here!" Jiang Fan hurriedly backed away with lingering fear, while teleporting: "Double-headed, this mysterious beauty seems to be weird, have you noticed anything?"  Uh, Master, it's weird, this woman has two different auras in her body, one is unfamiliar, and the other is the aura of a saint!" The two-headed split beast at Jiang Fan's waist responded.  Two different breaths, the breath of the saint!  Jiang Fan was stunned, and while retreating, he stared at the mysterious beauty and shouted: "Who are you? Are you a saint or who are you?" "I am me, come on, I can't wait!" The mysterious beauty blinked and rushed towards her.  Jiang Fan, at the same time, a faint light flashed across the beauty's face. Looking at it again, Jiang Fan finally understood, "Damn, it's really a scam. She's disguised. What a brilliant disguise!"  I saw that the mysterious beauty's stunning upright oval face suddenly turned into a horizontal oval, with a face full of bumps and bumps, a flat nose with turned-up nostrils, a big mouth with black teeth, small triangular mung bean eyes, and a lifelike look.  Just a toad!  What made Jiang Fan even more nauseated and made him faint was the thick yellow mucus flowing from his flat nose. The extremely ugly toad head stretched out its thick toad mouth and made a kissing motion. At the same time, there was an unpleasant and strong body odor.  The smell suddenly came back again.  I can¡¯t stand it!  As Jiang Fan backed away, his stomach churned and he finally vomited loudly. Goosebumps appeared all over his body and he was shivering. A thought came to his mind, she is a saint. No wonder she has to cover her face. She looks too scary.  !  As soon as Jiang Fan vomited, the toad couldn't pounce anymore, so he had to stop and said with suspicion and dissatisfaction: "I am a big beauty, the beauty of Geba Town, are you so exaggerated? There is something wrong with you!" Jiang Fan was spitting out  , was stunned when he heard this, the beauty of Geba Town!  He gasped for breath and asked, "Aren't you a saint?" The toad was stunned and confused, hahaha!  Suddenly, a hearty laughter like silver bells appeared in the corner of the room. Jiang Fan was startled and hurriedly looked at the veiled saint. He was startled, and then looked at the toad in front of him and immediately understood what was going on.  Damn it, I was fooled, I was fooled!  Jiang Fan was extremely depressed. It turned out that the saint had prepared such a revenge method just now.  "Saint!" The toad immediately saluted respectfully and called out.  The saint seemed to realize that she had lost her temper. She hurriedly stopped laughing and put on a serious face. She took out her talisman bag and took out a sacred talisman and threw it to the toad.  "You did a good job, but it's a pity that you didn't get to see the Mongolian envoy in person, so the reward will be discounted. You can take the talisman, but the hundred thousand jade flowers and stones will be gone!" The saint looked at the embarrassed Jiang Fan and praised the toad.  After saying this, my heart was filled with joy, and I finally let go of the bad breath.  "Yes, my subordinates are not doing things well. Thank you Saintess for the reward!" Toad happily took the talisman and said a little embarrassedly, money still doesn't matter, the talisman is the most important thing.  The saint waved her hand, and the toad resigned and left. As soon as the door closed, the saint immediately laughed again and leaned forward and backward, her fat body trembling. The joy in her heart made Jiang Fan almost vomit, but when he saw the fat body, he felt nauseated and vomited.  stand up.  Jiang Fan stopped after a while, glanced at and saw a towel hanging on the side. He picked it up and looked at it. It was clean and smelled good. He wiped his mouth without caring. After wiping, he threw it on the ground and grabbed the towel next to it.  teapot to gargle.  Jiang Fan looked at the proud saint on the side, and then at the large puddle of filthy vomit on the ground. Suddenly his eyes turned and he had an idea. He took a large mouthful of saliva and spat in the direction of the saint, and spit out the filthy stuff on the ground.  With a pop, a large amount of water fell on the filth, and the filth immediately splashed to the ground with the water.There was a lot of dirt on the girl, and the saint couldn't laugh immediately. She looked at the filth on her body and screamed in disgust: "What are you doing? You are seeking death!" "Saint girl, do you know, before?  I saw that toad vomited, but I just vomited again when I saw you!" Jiang Fan smiled proudly and immediately retorted sarcastically.  The saint was stunned for a moment and didn't understand. Jiang Fan was a little depressed when he saw her blank look, so he simply said more bluntly: "You look so ugly when you smile, and your body is shaking all over. It made me vomit. Your fat body is so ugly."  Humans are disgusting, even sows are not as good as you, no, you are not as good as sows!" "You bastard, you!" The saint was furious.  Jiang Fan quickly took another mouthful of water and squirted it out. The dirt on the ground splashed up again, scaring the saint and hurriedly running away. Jiang Fan watched and laughed proudly.  "Holy girl, you haven't had your dinner yet. It happened to be the food I vomited out on the ground. It has been tortured for your digestion. Don't waste it. Eat it all. Anyway, you are not as good as a sow. Sows eat like this!"  "Then Jiang Fan pointed at the dirt on the ground and said with a wicked smile.  "I, I'm going to kill you!" the saint yelled angrily.  "What are you going to do? Pay attention to your identity. There are servants and guards outside. Don't do anything that damages the image of the saint!" Jiang Fan was startled and hurried towards the door to escape, warning at the same time.  He reminded that he was really afraid that the saint would use the protective electric shield to attack him.  "If you have the guts, don't run away!" The saint was so angry that she actually prepared to use the protective electric shield. When she heard the reminder, she suddenly sobered up and hurriedly gave up the idea, but she couldn't be more angry and strode towards Jiang Fan.  The saint was so angry that she forgot about the large stalls of filth underground. She happened to step onto the filth, and Jiang Fan spat out the filth. Her feet slipped and she fell onto the filth.  Jiang Fan had already arrived at the door. When he heard the sound, he turned around and saw the saint falling down. He laughed happily: "Wow, saint, you don't have to be so impatient if you are hungry. It's too shameful to lie on the ground and eat like this."  "Eat cleanly. It's better to clean the floor without leaving any traces, so you don't have to wash it. Let's go, bye!" Then Jiang Fan said sarcastically and went out, closing the door with a bang.  Jiang Fan hummed a tune and said proudly, "Humph, you're a little saint, and you're still fighting with me!"  I thought about it and ran to the restaurant. I had to eat more. I was so disgusted that I vomited after half-full, but now I am not angry. In terms of the outcome, it is at least a tie. To be precise, it should be better!     Wow!  The filth on the ground had an unpleasant smell. The saint fell down on the filth again and looked at it at close range. She suddenly felt nauseated and vomited, but she was still hungry and didn't vomit anything. She only vomited a few mouthfuls of sour water.  Message to readers: First update
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