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    "Asshole, how come people are eaten by monsters? How do you look at people? Didn't you send experts to watch them? People can be taken out when there is a flood. How did you do it? You should be beaten!" Wu Shen  The emperor suddenly raised his hand and slapped Lu Beibi hard several times and cursed.  144£­Academy£­¡·

    "Yes, yes, I am negligent, I am capable, but I am not doing things well!" Lu Beibi was slapped and blood flowed from the corner of his mouth, and his cheeks suddenly swelled up. However, he did not dare to moan or shout at all, so he could only endure the pain and apologize.  It is normal for the God-Emperor to be beaten when he is angry.

    "Damn it, you haven't gotten the weapon refining manual for all these years, and now you've even lost all of them. How can I explain this to Lord Sikong Fu?" God Emperor Wu was so angry that he raised his hand to pick up Lu Beibi and beat him hard.  He fell to the ground, stepped forward and stomped on his face.

    "My subordinates sent an early-stage Talisman God and two masters of the late-stage Talisman God to watch, but the flood was too fierce. It was early in the morning, and dozens of ferocious Talisman God crocodiles broke in. They were caught off guard and couldn't resist it!"  When he had a chance to speak, Lu Beibi quickly defended himself.

    "The location under the dungeon is small and it's in the water. So many ferocious beasts have invaded. Even a few more masters can't do anything. Those three masters and You Shan were all bitten to death by the talisman crocodile beast!" Then Lu Beibi said again  emphasized.

    This excuse was very good, and Wu Shendi took it for granted, but he was still furious. He raised his foot and kicked Lu Beibi hard in the face and cursed: "Damn it, damn the flood, damn the talisman crocodile beast,  Bastard, bastard!"

    Lu Beibi complained incessantly, and the blood in his body surged. He vomited blood within a few moments, and lost a few teeth, but he did not even dare to hum. He hoped that Wu Shendi could stop as soon as possible, otherwise he felt that his life would be in danger if he continued like this.  Kicked to death.

    "Then what did Wu Meili do?" After Wu Shendi stepped on it dozens of times and Lu Beibi vomited out a few mouthfuls of blood, Wu Shendi seemed a little tired and lost some energy before giving up. He looked at the ground and the corners of his mouth were still miserable.  Lu Beibi, who was bleeding gurglingly, suddenly asked.

    Emperor Wu wanted to kill Lu Beibi to vent his anger, but he still restrained his thoughts of murder. After all, he was the husband of his distant cousin Wu Meili, so it was not easy to kill him. Moreover, it was indeed an accident.

    "God, Lord God Emperor, my subordinates said before that she went to provide disaster relief. That was a lie. It's hard to tell in front of Emperor Li and the border city lord, but in fact she took people to the prison!" Lu Beibi gasped and said tremblingly while holding back the pain.

    ¡°Why are you going to the prison?¡± Emperor Wu frowned and asked in confusion.

    "She, she hopes to find the remaining body parts of Youshan's body from the water under the dungeon. She also wants to hunt down those monsters, and then break away to look for the body alone. She wants to see the body even if she wants to die!" Lu Beibi hurriedly explained.

    "Damn it, what the hell are you looking for? Is there any point in looking for body parts after you're already dead? What nonsense!" God Emperor Wu scolded in a very eloquent tone.

    "Humph, you can do it for yourself!" Emperor Wu walked around the hall a few times with his hands behind his back, looked at Lu Beibi and said coldly, then turned around and left.

    "Lord God Emperor, where are you going? My subordinates will accompany you!" Lu Beibi hurriedly struggled to get up.

    "Go away, I'm going back to Ziyu Palace. The ghost wants you to accompany me!" Emperor Wu scolded angrily. He raised his leg and kicked the door open and walked into the courtyard. He used the flying charm to jump into the air and disappeared. His anger was gone. For a moment,  He didn't even want to see his cousin anymore, which really disappointed him.

    "Huh, I finally got through it, ohit hurts me so much!" Lu Beibi suddenly felt relieved and sat down on the ground to take a deep breath. Then he coughed out a mouthful of blood and wailed in pain. He took out the healing pill plug with trembling hands.  In the entrance.

    On the edge of the Hong River, Jiang Fan was sitting under a big tree with Li Yingjiao in his arms, groping with his hands for wiping the oil. Li Yingjiao half-pushed her face, her face flushed, and said absentmindedly: "Oh, stop making trouble, I'm annoying!"

    "Why are you annoyed? Isn't it good now? Look how happy we are here? Have you ever been so happy before?" Jiang Fan rubbed the steamed buns with his hands and said with a smirk.

    "That's not what they are saying. I am worried. You used the God King Youshan who has been missing for many years to deceive my father. You are very good at pulling gangs. How will you explain it then?" Li Yingjiao rolled her eyes at Jiang Fan and asked worriedly.

    ¡°It¡¯s okay, your father will find clues, it¡¯s not a lie!¡± Jiang Fan said disapprovingly.

    "What, are what you taught me true? Do you really know the whereabouts of God King Youshan?" Li Yingjiao said in surprise, she thought Jiang Fan made it up.

    "How should I put it? It can't be considered true or false. Anyway, you don't have to worry!" Jiang Fan replied vaguely with a smile.

    "Tell me what's going on. By the way, you haven't answered yet whether you really know the whereabouts of God King Youshan!" Li Yingjiao asked with great interest.

    "Well, you really want to know. This involves a top secret. Once it is leaked, it will cause a bloody storm in the Fu Shen Realm."??!  "Jiang Fan exaggeratedly rolled his eyes.

    "Why, you can't trust me, I'm already your girlfriend!" Li Yingjiao suddenly said displeased.

    "Really? It seems that you are not qualified to be my girlfriend!" Jiang Fan said meaningfully.

    "Unqualified, why not qualified? What do you mean?" Li Yingjiao asked confused.

    Jiang Fan smiled and whispered in Li Yingjiao's ear. Li Yingjiao suddenly blushed, hesitated and said, "Don't lie to me. Is it really like that?"

    "It's true. It's true. If you don't believe it, you can just ask the couple!" Jiang Fan said slyly.

    "That's right, that's wrong. How can I ask this question?" Li Yingjiao agreed at first, but then she reacted and said tangled.

    "Yingjiao, actually that is a good thing. If you do it, it will greatly enhance our relationship, and it will also be greatly beneficial to your physical and mental health. It can especially promote your growth!" Jiang Fan urged.

    "You're talking nonsense, you just want to take advantage of me!" Li Yingjiao was stunned for a moment, then thought about it and suddenly said with some clarity.

    "Wow, Yingjiao, you are so smart. You can see this too. Oh, what a failure. Then I just want to take advantage of you. Can you let me take advantage of you?" Jiang Fan was a little depressed, but he was seen through, so he simply  Too lazy to cover up Lai Dao.

    Li Yingjiao's face was bright red and she remained silent. Jiang Fan said happily: "Haha, if you don't speak, you are acquiescing!" No matter what, he immediately pressed Li Yingjiao down, and within seconds, Li Yingjiao's moans could be heard.  .

    Damn it, this steamed bun is so delicious to eat, a hundred times sweeter than jelly, wow, this strawberry is really good, just like gummy candy!  Jiang Fan grabbed a big, white steamed bun and tasted it.

    Jiang Fan concentrated on eating and felt so good. Li Yingjiao closed her eyes and enjoyed being eaten so good that she couldn't favor one over the other. Jiang Fan ate one steamed bun until it was full. The boss was about to serve another steamed bun when he suddenly felt something was wrong and turned around to stare.  I was very depressed.

    Damn it, God, you are kidding me and you haven¡¯t eaten even one steamed bun. This is not conducive to balanced development. Don¡¯t make two steamed buns one big and one small!

    A few meters away, Wu Xiaoya was standing there with eyes blazing. Jiang Fan was an expert in flowers after all. He paused for a moment and then calmly turned away from Li Yingjiao and was about to say something. At this time, Li Yingjiao immediately shouted in displeasure.  Said: "Brother Fan, don't stop, keep going!"

    "Shame, shameless!" This sentence was like adding fuel to the fire. Wu Xiaoya, who was about to go berserk, suddenly exploded when stimulated and screamed.

    ah!  Wu Xiaoya's voice almost frightened the unsuspecting Li Yingjiao out of her wits. She exclaimed and subconsciously turned sideways to avoid being seen with the exposed buns. She wished she could get into the cracks in the ground and be discovered. This  It's a shame.

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