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Chapter 38: Uncle, you have to be responsible

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    Zhang Xiaoqiang fell into a drowsy sleep, and suddenly felt something tickling his nose.  He wanted to sneeze but couldn't, so when he opened his eyes, he saw a pair of big crescent moon eyes.  The big eyes are flickering, and a healthy and fresh breath is exhaled from the mouth of the owner of the big eyes to the cheeks, bringing a little warmth in this early spring season.

    "Uncle, you are so interesting! You have a bed but don't sleep on the floor?" Yang Ke'er said with a smile on Zhang Xiaoqiang who was sitting on the floor and still confused about the situation.

    "You, you, when did you wake up?" Zhang Xiaoqiang stuttered and asked Yang Ke'er when he woke up.

    "Just woke up! I slept so comfortably yesterday! By the way, uncle, why are you sitting on the floor to sleep? It's very cold on the floor!" Yang Ke'er persisted in asking.

    "Oh, this, that, cough cough! This is what happened. Yesterday I was sleeping on the bed, and I rolled on the floor halfway through sleeping, um! That's how it is!" Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to tell Yang Ke'er that she almost changed yesterday.  Zombies, just play sloppy.

    Yang Ke'er looked at the neatly folded quilts five meters away from Zhang Xiaoqiang, and then looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang who was still sitting on the ground, very confused!

    "Cut! Uncle, do you think I am Xiaobai? Do you think I will believe that you have been rolling from so far away, and then sit up and sleep after rolling here?" Yang Ke'er said to Zhang Xiaoqiang disdainfully, with a look on her face.  Looks like I'm smart.

    "Forget it! Don't talk about these useless things, tell me if you feel any difference from usual?" Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at Yang Ke'er's small face and said nervously!

    "Different?" Yang Ke'er scratched her head, tilting her head in thought.  Zhang Xiaoqiang watched her carefully, paying attention to every detail.

    "Do you feel very hungry, so hungry that you can eat a cow?" Zhang Xiaoqiang reminded on the side!

    "No way!" Yang Ke'er looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang and said woodenly.

    "Then do you feel pain all over your body? And it hurts to the bone?" Zhang Xiaoqiang still didn't give up.

    "It's still nothing!" Yang Ke'er didn't know what kind of nerves Zhang Xiaoqiang was having, and just cooperated subconsciously.

    "Then do you feel that there is a force that keeps walking around you, and you can release small fireballs, ice arrows and so on when you raise your hand?" Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that he was half cold, and the whole night of worry was in vain?

    "Uncle, did you sleep and dream that you traveled through time last night? Do you want me to use a super forbidden spell to wipe out all the monsters in the world at once?" Yang Ke'er felt that Zhang Xiaoqiang hadn't woken up yet.

    "Kao, is there anything wrong with you? If not, find out yourself!"

    Zhang Xiaoqiang was very angry, but he didn't know whether he was angry with Yang Ke'er or himself. He had to catch the rainwater for nothing, and he tortured himself to death after catching the rainwater.

    "If you don't have it, you don't have it! You are so angry, um, um, um, now I think it counts as pooping?" Yang Ke'er said weakly.

    Zhang Xiaoqiang was completely depressed.

    ? Yang Keer was solving personal problems at the bottom of the cave. Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the straight cup in his hand. The quilt was filled with half a cup of clear and transparent rainwater. The rainwater was very clean and contained no suspended matter. It looked no different from a cup of pure water.

    "Is it only hypnotic?" Zhang Xiaoqiang poured the rainwater from the straight cup into his mouth a little unbelievingly.

    "It's a bit bland, um! It's a bit astringent." Zhang Xiaoqiang smacked his lips to comment on its taste.

    "Why can't I fall asleep?" Zhang Xiaoqiang lay on the bed and looked at the top of the cave. The little girl wanted to sleep after drinking it, and Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't fall asleep after drinking it.

    "Oh! It's so painful! Uncle, what laxative did you take yesterday?" Yang Ke'er came out rubbing her stomach with a bitter expression on her face.  At this moment, the little Kung Fu girl went to the bottom of the cave three times.

    "Gulu Gulu" There was another sound in Yang Ke'er's stomach.

    "Ah! It's coming again! WooIf you go on like this, your intestines will be pulled out, woo" Yang Ke'er ran to the bottom of the cave with a crying sound!

    Zhang Xiaoqiang was lying on the bed looking puzzled, and there was a belly groan.  "I also won the bid?" Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped out of bed and had no time to pick up a roll of toilet paper and ran after Yang Ke'er.

    "Ah! How could you behave like this! Didn't you see me here?" Yang Ke'er squatted in the corner with her back to the stone wall facing the entrance of the cave and screamed loudly.

    "Jianghu emergency, I also have diarrhea, just let it go!" Zhang Xiaoqiang loosened his belt with no shame, and squatted face to face with Yang Ke'er.

    "Ke Ke Ke, but I'm a girl, so you can't solve it outside?" Yang Ke'er blushed and stammered.

    &nbsp"Do you want me to pull on your bed or want me to pull on the rice?" Zhang Xiaoqiang said forcefully, and then muffled his strength.  A strong stench filled the small space.

    Relaxed?  Are you comfortable?  Zhang Xiaoqiang seemed to be relieved of a heavy burden, and he felt uncomfortable all over his body, and he didn't smell the stench around him.

    "Hmph!" Yang Ke'er ran out with her pants up.

    Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care about Yang Ke'er's cold snort, just thinking: "She didn't seem to wipe her ass when she went out?"

    Three to five minutes later, Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to get up when he saw Yang Keer rushing back again.  Run to him and squat down.

    "Don't you know there are men here?" Zhang Xiaoqiang shouted to Yang Ke'er, completely forgetting his shamelessness just now.

    "Do you want me to pull on your bed or want me to pull on the rice?" Yang Ke'er learned quickly.

    Zhang Xiaoqiang ran towards the platform with his pants in his hands, "Uncle, you forgot to wipe your ass!" Yang Ke'er shouted from behind.

    Zhang Xiaoqiang heard Yang Keer's shout and fell to the ground with his pants up.

    Just like this, after you sing, I will appear on the stage. The two of them are in London at the bottom of the cave, until there is no more to pull, no more to vent, and the chrysanthemum is tingling and numb.

    The two sat on their respective beds exhausted, Yang Ke'er hesitated as if he wanted to say something, Zhang Xiaoqiang endured the burning sensation from the chrysanthemum from time to time, the thinker: "Is there croton in the rain?"

    Yang Ke'er's voice suddenly interrupted Zhang Xiaoqiang's thoughts.

    "Uncle! That, um, you saw that one, so you have to be responsible!" Yang Ke'er sat on the small bed and said to Zhang Xiaoqiang with a mournful face.

    "Didn't you see that I was busy at that time, who has time to watch you." Zhang Xiaoqiang dismissed it, thinking: "Hmph, let me be responsible for you? Who is responsible for me!"

    "No, no! I didn't even let my husband see!" Yang Ke'er clarified to Zhang Xiaoqiang.

    "Haven't watched it yet? Have done everything and haven't watched it yet?" Zhang Xiaoqiang obviously didn't believe it.

    "Really, really, my ex-husband and I got him out of the car with my hands. They said it hurts when a woman is touched!" Yang Ke'er squatted on the ground and drew circles.  Son.

    "They? Who are they?" Zhang Xiaoqiang questioned Yang Ke'er with great interest.

    "They are my sisters who live with me, they live upstairs!"

    "Didn't you say you were pregnant?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked a little strangely.

    "Well, they say that women will get pregnant if they let men shoot "that thing" on them, and they say that if they don't want to get pregnant, they have to put it in a condom. I got "that thing" on my hand, and I will definitely be pregnant!" Yang  Ke'er seemed to be a little restless thinking of something.

    "Little sister? Have you never read the physical hygiene in your biology textbook?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked Yang Ke'er seriously.

    "Her sisters didn't make it clear. I thought pregnancy and the little girl's "that's coming" had no direct impact!" Zhang Xiaoqiang thought depressingly.

    "Others say that if you don't score in biology in the senior high school entrance examination, you can ignore it if it's not the key point!" Yang Ke'er still doesn't understand the relationship between pregnancy and biology class.

    "" Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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