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- Chapter 414: [Distribute leaflets]
This voice is so familiar that people here know whose voice it is without having to guess too much.
Lao Li!
Lao Li is actually here!
The eldest sister just saw Li Chengqian coming to hug Si'er in the female guest area, so she ran over. Su Mi saw her eldest sister running over and slowly followed behind.
Su Mi came over, and so did Cheng Wenxiao.
The other women saw it, and then noticed that Li Chengqian was full of people, and slowly followed him around.
When Si'er read out the poem "Ode to the Goose", these women almost couldn't help but scream. Women all like cute things. A child prodigy like Si'er who is so cute, so cute, and can also compose poems makes them like her to death.
At this time, Lao Li came over. Li Chengqian hadn¡¯t seen Lao Li yet, but they seemed to have. So when Li Chengqian and others turned around to look at Lao Li, a large number of people were already saluting Lao Li!
"Your Majesty, come to the Queen!" A large group of colorful people suddenly dwarfed, and the Wanfu ceremony was very spectacular.
Li Chengqian turned around at this time and saw Lao Li walking towards him. The queen followed Lao Li and looked at Si'er with a loving smile. The red hearts in her eyes made her want to pounce on Si'er right away. It's on my son.
It was such a surprise to her that her three-year-old daughter could recite such a poem in front of so many people!
"I have met my father and my mother!" Li Chengqian saluted with his wife, the fat man, Li You, the handsome man, and his eldest sister.
"Your Majesty, the Queen!" Fang Xiang, Kong Yingda and other officials also hurriedly saluted.
As soon as the head of state appeared. There were many salutes, and Lao Li waved his hands several times before replying to all the salutes.
At this time, the queen had already walked to Li Chengqian's side, then took the Si'er from Li Chengqian's hand with a smile, and kissed her hard twice before venting her feelings.
Lao Li walked up to the queen and praised Si'er without hesitation. The prime minister came over and flattered Si'er, which made Lao Li and the queen listen. I can't help but feel happy, and my vanity is greatly satisfied!
Kong Yingda stood nearby and looked at Si'er with a smile. Although he didn't come over to praise her like Fang Xiang, his eyes told everyone that he was very satisfied with Si'er.
But the queen would not let Kong Yingda go, and asked him with a smile: "Master, I wonder if my daughter is good at poetry. Do you pass or fail?"
Kong Yingda knew that the queen asked him to add a little more gold to Si'er. He was not stingy and smiled slightly. I made some comments on this poem. Although the poem is simple, it is a very remarkable thing coming from the mouth of a three-year-old child.
The queen was very satisfied with Kong Yingda's evaluation and couldn't help but kiss Si'er again.
Si'er stretched out her hand and covered the queen's mouth, and then Si'er said: "The eldest brother just said that as long as I compose a poem, the fifth brother will ride on my horse. He will also take me around the yard!"
The queen was stunned and saw that when Si'er said this, her eyes were always looking in one direction. At this time, she was moving slowly, as if she was following something. She followed Si'er's gaze and saw Li Youzheng was lying on his back. Walk slowly outside.
"Fifth brother can't leave, do you dare to talk without keeping your word?" Si'er shouted.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? off???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????: How can your words not count, your words still count. And Yi'er directly used the word "dare", don't you dare not count? This threatening tone made Li Chengqian ashamed. At such a young age, he has the attributes of a queen!
Li You, who was hunched over, was stunned, not daring to leave or turn around.
The queen glanced at Li You, and then said to Si'er with a smile: "Sister, be good, how can fifth brother let you ride? Today we are here to eat ice cream, not to ride horses. Let's go eat ice cream, okay?"
" If Si'er bets with Li Chengqian, or Li Tai, or Zhengtai, then if she loses, let her ride. Although in front of so many people, this is just a brother and his sister messing around. But the queen could not agree to let Si'er ride Li You.
Because Li You was not born to the Queen, but to Concubine Yin, the Queen had to give in to him on these little things.
"No, no, I want to ride a horse. If you don't let me ride a horse, why did you ask me to write poems so actively just now? Isn't it hard for Si'er to write poems? Come here and ride for me, ride for me!" Si'er was in the queen's arms. Li twisted around.
The eldest sister was afraid that she would fall, so she quickly went over to help the queen hold her up.
The queen's face was stern, and she looked at Si'er. Si'er took the matter for granted. She was not afraid of the queen this time and continued to make noises.
"Hehe,"Noisy! "Lao Li came over and said to Si'er with a smile: "Since we have made a bet, let's make the bet. Where is Li You! "
Si'er was overjoyed and shouted to Li You who didn't dare to turn around: "Come on, come on, Dama!"
Li You turned around with an ugly expression. He didn't dare not turn around. Old Li had already spoken.
He walked up to Si'er, who slipped from the queen's arms, and then said to Li You: "Da Ma, get down, get down!"
After Li You lay down, the height made it impossible for Si'er to climb up. She shouted: "It's too high, it's too high, lower it!"
"Can't you just let someone pick you up?" Li You turned his head and shouted.
Si'er said: "I am a princess, and I have to be held by someone when I ride a horse. Is that still a princess? Really, hurry up!"
Li You had no choice but to lower his body.
After Si'er got on the horse, Li You was about to leave when Si'er called out: "Where's my ice cream?"
How can you eat ice cream while riding a horse?
The elder sister smiled and said, "Si'er, can you eat after riding?"
Si'er didn't listen to others at all today. She was very stubborn and insisted on shaking her head and said: "I want it, I want it!"
I had no choice but to give her the ice cream.
She took a bite and shouted: "Drive!"
Li You slowly walked forward, and the people around him made way for him.
"Li Tai, go over and help Si'er not to fall." Li Chengqian said to the fat man.
Firstly, it¡¯s for Si¡¯er¡¯s sake, and secondly, this damn fat guy had a share just now. How could we let him go!
The fat man wanted to refuse, but when the queen looked at her, he shut up and walked up to help Si'er.
It is very easy for people to get sore when walking on all fours.
Ordinary people are like this, not to mention Li You's decadent body. Halfway through, he shouted that he couldn't walk anymore.
Si'er didn't want to, but if he didn't leave, there was nothing he could do.
She looked at the fat man with her eyes. Said: "Fourth Brother, come here, I want to ride a big horse, I want to ride a big horse!"
The fat man felt guilty and had no choice but to agree to her.
He got down and replaced Li You.
Li You stood up and wiped the ice cream water dripping from his hair, feeling extremely depressed.
"But Lao Li and the Queen were watching from behind, and he didn't dare to make any move. He continued to support Si'er and let the fat man walk faster.
Li Chengqian felt secretly happy. Let¡¯s see if you two dare to mess with me again!
Si'er came back from riding a big horse, and she jumped down happily. Then he had to be hugged by Li Chengqian.
Li Chengqian picked her up, and she winked at Li Chengqian quietly. Li Chengqian was stunned, what does this mean?
He thought for a moment and then remembered that Si'er was unwilling to do anything just now. He seemed to have heard that Li Chengqian made a bet with Li You, and whoever loses promised the other party something. Li Chengqian wanted Li You to be ridden on a horse by Si'er. Then she was thinking that if Li Chengqian lost, he would have to agree to a more difficult task for Li You, so she agreed to write poems. After composing the poem, the queen didn't let her mess around. She was usually very afraid of the queen, but this time she was so insistent, wasn't she just venting her anger on Li Chengqian. Then halfway, Li You couldn't climb any more, so she called Fatty Fatty, probably because she had been thinking about Fatty Fatty for a long time, even if Fatty Fatty didn't get rid of him halfway. He won't be able to escape bad luck when he comes back!
After figuring this out, Li Chengqian smiled understandingly at Si'er!
After Si'er finished delivering the message, she jumped down and ran into the queen's arms.
¡°I didn¡¯t listen to the Queen just now, now I have to please the Queen properly to avoid the Queen settling the scores in the future.
Li You and Fatty Fatty lost the battle, and after losing their lives, they had no shame to stay here any longer and slipped away quietly.
"Madam, your fragrance smells so good!" Yuchi Baoqing said to a young woman with a smile.
The young woman was exquisite. When Li Chengqian turned around to look, he couldn't help but shake his head. There was a flower stuck on the cow dung!
The poem-fighting bet was over. Under the temptation of cow dung, the men with wives all praised their wives. The men without wives gathered around the girls they liked and sniffed them, and then praised them again. The voluptuous and coquettish old man Naturally, Li would not miss saying a few words of praise to the queen.
This is the real fragrance tasting party!
Li Chengqian turned around with a smile and smelled the toilet water on several women. Although the toilet water had the same smell, it emanated differently from each one.
Last time I said that when a woman chooses a man, she can first smell his body smell, and if she likes his body odor, she will naturally fall in love with him. This is genetic animality. The same goes for men choosing women. And nowWhen women spray toilet water, they will smell fragrant no matter how they smell.
So after hearing this, Li Chengqian came to the conclusion that these three women are all very suitable for him, and there is no problem in marrying them!
There was a poet over there who was already showing off his wetness in front of many scented women. Li Chengqian gave a disdainful cut, and then asked a few women to block him. He danced a jazz dance in front of them, letting a few The women's eyes widened.
What is coquettish? This is coquettish. Lao Li, who is not from the Tang Dynasty, and other wet people can understand!
Women rely on fragrance to attract men. Of course, this man shows off his strong physique to attract women. Dancing is the best way to show off your strong physique and elegance!
Anyway, Li Chengqian danced halfway through the dance, and the three women¡¯s eyes were filled with stars!
When Li Chengqian was feeling proud, when the jazz dance was about to end, he saw from the corner of his eye a corner where his eldest sister and Qin Huaidao were standing together. Qin Huaidao rarely smiled, but now he had a somewhat exaggerated smile in front of his eldest sister. The eldest sister lowered her head slightly, but did not dare to lower it too low, as if she was afraid that the other party would think that she was turning a blind eye to him.
The expressions of the two people were at two extremes, but Li Chengqian suddenly felt that they were somewhat harmonious, and there was no sense of disharmony at all.
Li Chengqian stopped, and Su Mi and others looked at his eldest sister along with him. When they saw the two of them, Su Mi smiled.
"Okay, stop looking, be careful if they find out, it would be embarrassing!" Li Chengqian shouted.
Su Mi and Xiao Chen laughed and said nothing.
Cheng Wenxiao said with a half smile: "She is beautiful"
Li Chengqian said: "As long as you know it, don't tell it. Be careful not to alert the enemy."
"Hehehe" Cheng Wenxiao smiled, it was a pity that he missed an opportunity to amuse his best friend.
While they were talking in this small circle, there was a noise from the crowd over there.
"Oh~~" A woman's high-pitched voice rang out.
Those who don¡¯t know may think it¡¯s because they did something shameful in broad daylight to the point of ecstasy!
Li Chengqian and others turned around and saw a row of people who looked like store waiters walking over with plates. Every time they passed by, they would give out a card, and the women who saw the content on the card would scream. .
Seeing this scene, Li Chengqian smiled proudly.
Xiao Chen looked at Li Chengqian with a smile. The eyes are full of admiration!
This is Chen Qiuming¡¯s store waiters who are here to distribute leaflets. Now that Chen Qiuming is not here, he should have gone to preside over the opening of the toilet water store.
Half of the leaflets have been distributed, and some people are already talking about going to the toilet water store to buy toilet water as soon as the fragrance tasting here is over.
After the toilet water leaflets were handed out, another row of palace maids came in and started handing out another leaflet.
That¡¯s right, I used to be a waiter in a store, and those were professional store waiters recruited from the private sector. It has nothing to do with the palace, and the maids at the Incense Tasting Club are not palace maids either. Some were servants of the Cheng family, and some were borrowed by Cheng's mother from other families.
And these people who hand out leaflets are real palace maids. They wear formal palace clothes and hand out leaflets to everyone.
Unlike toilet water, which is only given to women, these leaflets are for both men and women. Even the old Empress Li received one.
??Everyone was surprised to see that it turned out to be Wenlian Ice Cream Shop.
"Wen Lian" is a word. It makes people feel refreshed just by looking at it.
In this fragrance tasting party, in addition to toilet water that is most loved by women, there are also various highlights, those rich delicacies, those wines that make men happy, and in this summer, ice cream has become the favorite of everyone present. People like it!
This incense tasting party. If you really want to count, the toilet water that is used the least is because it is a limited-edition half-bottle, and only one bottle is given to each person. Although the food is good, few people gorge themselves on it, and the wine is drunk by the men here. And there are not many people getting drunk yet, I'm afraid they don't drink much. As for this ice cream, I am afraid that everyone who comes here has at least one cup and has eaten it, and more commonly, I am afraid that everyone has eaten more than two cups.
Who doesn¡¯t love ice cream in summer, so regardless of men or women, when they heard that there was a place to buy the mysterious ice cream at the fragrance tasting party, they couldn¡¯t help but be pleasantly surprised. They decided to check it out when they went out, and buy it when they wanted to eat it in the future. .
Si'er's business was afraid that the business would be bad by then, so she shouted: "Everyone must come to this ice cream shop to eat. I'm so smart, so I'm smart when I eat ice cream!"
"Hahaha" Li Chengqian laughed.
The other adults also laughed.
Of course, ??Many people believed what Si'er said and decided to eat more ice cream after returning home.
But some people have heard that this ice cream shop is probably related to the little princess. No matter what, this ice cream shop usually has to be cheered up. If you don't look at the store, you will see the princess side. If you don't look at the princess side, you will look at the emperor side. If you don't look at the emperor side, it's okay. Want to see the queen!
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After the two flyers were handed out, everyone's minds became active, and the atmosphere of the fragrance tasting party became weird. It didn't take long for someone to leave first.
And as more and more people left, the incense tasting party could no longer be held. After Lao Li and the Queen left, more people left. Mother Cheng smiled and announced that the incense tasting party was over.
The people got separated, and Li Chengqian and several other leaders got together and summarized the success of the incense tasting party.
Su Mi was especially excited. This was the first time she organized such an event, and the number of people who came was probably no less than 600. Su Mi had put in a lot of effort to make this incense tasting event go smoothly!
When Li Chengqian wins now, he will not be stingy in praising her. Of course, his future mother-in-law will not hesitate to give her a few compliments.
In the end, everyone left happily, and the finishing work here was left to Lao Zeng, another eunuch in the palace, and the housekeeper of the Cheng family.
On the way, Su Mi was still immersed in joy. She leaned on Li Chengqian's shoulder and said, "It would be great if my mother were here today!"
Li Chengqian comforted him in a deep voice: "I'm here."
"Pfft" Su Mi smiled and corrected: "My mother followed my father to Taizhou and came back when her term was over."
Oh, I remembered. Li Chengqian's father-in-law is the mayor of Taizhou, and his mother-in-law is the mayor's wife. She didn't go to see God. It's a sin, it's a bad mouth.
Su Mi said: "My mother didn't let me do anything at home before. Although she didn't say anything, it seemed like I didn't know anything. I really want my mother to see here that I have done such a big thing. thing."
She said something childish. Li Chengqian smiled and allowed his wife to be childish.
She muttered for a while and said, "I heard that my father will be coming back before September. I don't know if I can get to Chang'an before the Mid-Autumn Festival!"
Li Chengqian said: "Well, when the mother-in-law comes, I will definitely tell her such a big thing you have done, so that she knows that her precious daughter is not incapable of doing anything!"
Su Mi laughed after hearing this.
She glanced at Xiao Chen who was snickering next to her, gave her a dirty look, and then said to Li Chengqian: "Your Highness, should we go to a toilet shop?"
"Don't go, there are so many people there now." Li Chengqian refused.
Su Mi shook his hand and said, "Go ahead. No matter how many people there are, can it be more than the number of people at the banquet just now?"
Li Chengqian naturally knew about Su Mi's little tricks of taking care of Xiao Chen, so he had to agree to her: "Okay, let's go and have a look, but wait and see the situation. If you can, go in. If you can't, don't go in. Then we'll go to the ice cream shop to have a look."
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