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Volume 5: Fierce Murderous Intent Chapter 267: Ling Banxian (Part 1)

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    "Uh, this makes some sense." Mu Ling was dumbfounded by what she said. The more she thought about it, the more it made sense. The original look of surprise was replaced by a look of admiration. At the same time, she also wondered why Ling Fan would understand.  of these?

    But forget it, in her heart, whatever brother Ling Fan does is right, he is omnipotent, there is no shame in losing to him!  Mu Ling comforted herself in this way.  .

    Soon, Ling Fan's cheeks were covered with medicinal mud. The medicinal mud was very strange. It looked sticky. When applied on your face, it dried quickly and then seemed to blend into Ling Fan's skin.  , completely integrated with the face.

    Ling Fan laughed, stretched out his hands and rubbed his face, but nothing came off, as if this dark and ugly face was originally his own.

    "Brother Ling Fan, is this really not harmful to you?" Mu Ling was still a little worried. She already knew that Ling Fan was disguising himself, but this method of disguising himself was too weird.

    "Hurt?" Ling Fan rolled his eyes at Mu Ling: "This is a good facial mask. Just put it on for a day and it will reduce wrinkles and make your dark skin white immediately. It's amazing. I'm going to get some for my mother when I get back.  , how about it? Do you want it too?"

    "Ah, no." Mu Ling quickly covered her little face. She didn't believe Ling Fan's lies. Just this black and ugly mud could have such a miraculous beauty effect?

    You are not beautiful to begin with, so don¡¯t torment yourself, okay?

    Seeing Mu Ling's frightened look, Ling Fan smacked his lips. He was not lying.  This secret recipe was researched by Teacher Madu himself.  And tested it myself.  Look at Teacher Madu¡¯s thin skin and tender meat, this thing is definitely effective.

    Let Teacher Madu know that her secret recipe was used by Ling Fan to disguise herself. I wonder if she will refine a few super volcanic pills so that this disciple who dares to insult her masterpiece can "enjoy" it!

    Another pile of black mud was smeared on his chin, but before the mud was completely dry, Ling Fan got a black beard from somewhere and stuck it directly on his chin.

    When the black mud merged, the beard was firmly fixed on Ling Fan's face. When he pulled it out hard, it made two "pop" sounds, but it did not fall off1,.  Its solidity is unmatched.

    After gluing the beard, Ling Fan used black mud to smear some parts of his face, and after a while.  The originally smooth little face was suddenly covered with wrinkles like chrysanthemums, and a smile appeared, that is, the chrysanthemums were in full bloom, and spring was over.

    "Brother Ling Fan, you look like a little old man, hehehe." Looking at Lingfan's dark appearance, Mu Ling couldn't help but giggle. However, she was quite reserved and only laughed for a short while.  I held back.  Finally, Ling Fan was not allowed to go berserk.

    What am I doing this for?  Not for Feng'anfang City, do you think I am willing to turn into this?  Although I'm not handsome, I'm not lovable. Now that I'm like this, if anyone sees me, I'll have to pat my butt and hide away!

    With a sudden change, Ling Fan had already put on a green Taoist robe, holding a plaque as tall as himself in his hand, with seven characters written on it, "Not an immortal, but a half-immortal", which means please don't call me an immortal, I'm only a half-immortal.

    Such a stinky banner.  Coupled with the appearance of a little old man and the slightly shabby blue Taoist robe, Ling Fan only had to gently stroke his beard to look like a complete charlatan.

    It¡¯s just that his eyes are quite deep and noble. How can the sly eyes of those charlatans be compared to his.

    Mu Ling stared at Ling Fan's outfit curiously.  If she didn't know that the person in front of her was her brother Ling Fan, she might not be able to recognize him.  Isn¡¯t the effect of this disguise too exciting?

    What surprised Mu Ling even more was that Ling Fan was able to completely hide his own aura and went to investigate. In front of him was an ordinary old fortune teller, oh sorry, he was a half-immortal.

    "Ahem." Ling Fan cleared his throat, straightened his waist, and tried his best to make his voice appear ethereal and full of mystery: "Girl, is this Pindao's outfit still worthy of the eyes of the law?"

    Pfft!

    Mu Ling finally couldn't help it and laughed again, but at this time Ling Fan was completely absorbed in the drama. He originally wanted to use Mu Ling as a test to let himself get used to it, so as not to reveal his flaws later1,.  *

    So he added: "There is something very strange about a girl's smile."

    "Oh? Please give me some advice from the half-immortal." Mu Ling, who was originally extremely shy and not good at joking, seemed to be influenced by Ling Fan, but he followed Ling Fan's lead and asked a question in return.

    "This smile comes from the heart, but there is some kind of happiness or even joy in the laughter. According to Pindao, the girl must be in love with you." Ling Fan said seriously, and for some reason, he suddenly said these words  He was a little surprised by what he said.

     As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I wanted to slap myself in the face. What's going on?  When did you become so shameless?  He actually flirted with a beautiful woman at this time?  I vaguely remember that I didn¡¯t seem to have a good impression of women!

    "Uh" Mu Ling's laughter stopped in astonishment. A blush appeared on her cheeks, and her heartbeat was pounding. It was precisely because she was struck by something in her heart.

    The room was completely silent. Ling Fan stared blankly at Mu Ling, who buried his head in his chest. He was a little crazy for a moment.

    Snapped!

    There was a crisp sound, but it was Ling Fan who slapped himself hard, then smiled twice at the overwhelmed Mu Ling, pushed the door open and stepped out, only to hear an instruction from a distance: "Wait here.  Me, I¡¯ll come as soon as I go, don¡¯t run around.¡±

    The words were full of concern, which made Mu Ling feel warm in her heart. She stood there blankly and giggled. She was also crazy

    When Ling Fan came to the street again, he found that many people were looking at him with interest, which made him sigh.  With his character, he should fight with others openly, but unfortunately the situation forced him to resort to some damaging moves.

    Looking at the six capable guards outside the office, Ling Fan knew that this matter might not be simple. Even the guards were all dazzled, which showed what an extraordinary person General Yuan was.

    "Stop." With a sharp shout, our half-immortal was stopped by the guard: "This is an important military location. No one can get close to it, so leave quickly."

    "The strategic location of the military aircraft?" Ling Fan was amused in his heart. The military aircraft matter is supposed to be handled by the royal family. When will it be the turn of you little soldiers?

    "I have traveled here from afar and found that the yin energy here is very deep, and I am afraid that there will be a disaster of blood and light. The so-called not to stop you when you see it is a taboo in my immortal family, so I am here to help you eliminate the disaster."

    Ling Fan spoke plausibly, looked like a righteous and detached immortal, and the half-immortal sign was dangling in front of the guard, which was quite conspicuous.

    "Hey, you are a charlatan. You dare to say that there is a bloody disaster in the city lord's office. With your words, you can be arrested and locked up for a few months. Do you believe it?"

    "What nonsense are you talking to him about? Go back and forth from where you are, and don't hang around in front of the uncle."

    These soldiers were able to keep their composure. Faced with Ling Fan, a super liar, they only scolded him twice without even moving a step. They obviously didn't care about Ling Fan, and their words were just to ward off flies.

    "Hey." Ling Fan lamented, but did not leave. His eyes fell on the guard first on the left front: "The eyes seem to be full of energy, but in fact, the energy and blood are attacking the heart. Do you often feel pain in your lower abdomen? Whenever it rains at night  , it seems that the intestines are entangled in the lower abdomen, and it is indescribable discomfort. You seek medical advice, and the doctor tells you that you are afraid of colds and prescribes some herbs. However, you have been taking them for several years, but there is no improvement. Occasionally,  I also found one or two pills, but they only solved the temporary pain. You must be wondering why there is no cure for this disease, right?"

    After a long discussion, several guards almost made a direct attack on Ling Fan, but the guard who was named became more and more angry, and finally his body began to tremble.

    He stopped the other guards because every word of the half-immortal in front of him hit his weak point.

    I have distended pain in my lower abdomen, and the pain is excruciating on rainy nights. It feels like my intestines are entangled together, and I can¡¯t explain the pain. 1.  It was a serious illness that had been with this person for three years. He visited famous doctors, and they all said it was due to colds and colds. They prescribed similar medicines, but none of them were really effective.

    He did try to take some pills, which were effective at first, but then they stopped working.  That disease was the source of pain in this person's life. Unexpectedly, the half-immortal could expose it all just by looking at it. And from what he said, he seemed to know the real cause of his disease. So could he treat it?

    If it wasn¡¯t in full public view, he would have even knelt down and asked Ling Fan for advice.  Oh my god, it was so hard to meet a real half-immortal, how could I drive him away so easily?

    "Brother Six, what's wrong with you?" Seeing this man's excited look, the other five people looked at each other in confusion, and another guard beside him asked.

    Before the so-called Sixth Brother could answer, Ling Fan ducked in front of the guard who asked the question: "The waist is not straight and looks twisted. It's pitiful. It's a pity."

    Hearing this, the man's heart moved, but he shouted loudly: "Charlatan, what do you mean by pity? What pity? If you don't explain clearly, I will destroy you today!"

    This scene made the other five people stunned for a while. This kid¡¯s name is Mao Dan. He is usually quite gentle and has a very peaceful mentality. Why can this half-immortal make him so excited with just one sentence? There must be something wrong with it.

    "Every summer,?If the temperature exceeds 25, you will definitely feel a dull pain in your waist, like being burned by a fire, and have to use ice cubes to cool down. Isn't it pitiful that you have no ability, but you have to rest in the summer?  "

    Ling Fan seemed to have completely entered the role, and continued to blurt out in a deep and ethereal voice: "What a pity it is not you, but your lovely wife. Isn't it a pity that you have to spend the summer alone every year?"

    As soon as these words came out, the whole place was in an uproar. No wonder, no wonder, it turns out that this boy has such a strange disease. No wonder, every summer, this boy's wife is always listless and grouchy everywhere. That's it, that's it!

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