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Volume 5: Fierce Murderous Intent Chapter 268: Ling Banxian (Part 2)

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    If such a huge secret was revealed in public, Mao Dan would definitely go crazy and fight Ling Fan desperately.  However, at this moment, he felt like he was grasping at a life-saving straw, and he wished he could kneel down and bow down to welcome Ling Fan into his home to cure his unbearable illness.

    His wife is pitiful?  No, what is really pitiful is him. He did not lift for a whole summer. For a man, is there anything more pitiful than this?  .

    "Old TaoistHalf, half-immortal, do you have a solution?" Mao Dan got excited and directly called Ling Fan half-immortal. This change made the other four people except Sixth Brother look at each other. They really  I don¡¯t believe it anymore, this obvious charlatan is so powerful, what kind of semi-immortal is he?

    "Let me ask you, do you think what you are suffering from is a disease?" Ling Fan stroked his beard thoughtfully and spoke out mysterious words. Well, at least in the ears of Mao Dan and Sixth Brother, it was mysterious!

    "Of course it's a disease." Mao Dan blurted out, and after thinking for a while, something was wrong. If it was a disease, why couldn't I cure it after seeing so many alchemists?  This is not a disease, definitely not a disease. He quickly changed his mind: "No, it's not a disease, it's"

    Speaking of this, Mao Dan was speechless. What could it be if it wasn¡¯t an illness?  Is it because I am so handsome that God is jealous of me and has given me such a disability?

    "It's evil energy. The evil energy of the fire ghost enters the body. If it is not driven out, after three years, there will be no sexual intercourse. After five years, no matter spring, summer, autumn or winter, the whole body will be like a fire, and it will be painful to live."

    Ling Fan took over the topic at the right time and deceived him hard.  Even he himself thought the words were nonsense, but he heard them in Mao Dan's ears.  That is the truth. He has already believed these alarmist words. Could it be that three years later he will

    Thinking of this, Mao Dan broke into a cold sweat.  He almost knelt down in front of the half-immortal master in order to seek relief.

    "Hmph! Do you think you are a charlatan and you think you can deceive people if you have some gossip? Brother Six, don't be fooled. This person just used some means to investigate you."

    A hairy-faced guard behind him took a step forward and pointed at Ling Fan plausibly.  But Brother Six and Mao Dan were almost strangling this man to death.  Dear Wang Xiaoer, I finally met a half-immortal, and my problems will hopefully be solved. If you take the half-immortal energy away.  See if I don¡¯t skin you!

    "You said that Pindao is a charlatan?" Ling Fan was not angry. He held his beard and smiled with dignity, as if an immortal was educating mortals: "There are things that even you brothers who live and die together don't know.  How can a poor Taoist be so virtuous as to be able to explore the truth? You really think highly of a poor Taoist."

    "You" Wang Xiaoer was furious for a while.  But this is a fact. These brothers don't know so many secrets. How come others know it? This is not ordinary.

    But Wang Xiaoer is still dissatisfied.  He raised his head and shouted loudly: "Old liar. Please tell me if there is anything wrong with me. If you can tell, I will believe you."

    Hearing this, the companions couldn't help but hide their faces. This Wang Xiaoer is too shameless. You are the strongest among the six, and you have never been sick since you were a child. If you have a problem, it's the pair.  Big stinky feet that are washed no more than ten times a year are simply a killer.

    "Haha." Ling Fan laughed mysteriously: "Do you think you are in good health and impeccable, and use this as a bargaining chip? Don't you just want to prove that what I say is false? Well, since you don't believe it,  I will just say a few more words, and then leave you to fend for yourself. I have no intention of intervening in the bloody disaster."

    Hearing this, Mao Dan and Liu Li almost killed Wang Xiao on the spot. Damn you, if the half-immortal really leaves, we brothers won¡¯t be able to do it!

    "Don't talk nonsense. If you have the ability, come and tell me. What's wrong with me?" Behind the seemingly confident words, Wang Xiaoer was actually sweating.

    He could already feel the terrifying eyes of his companions, and was also startled by the half-immortal master. He could actually see that I was healthy. This is a fucking skill!

    ??????????????????????????????????? Wang Xiaoer has already come forward, and he must not retreat, so he shamelessly lets Ling Fan find trouble. As long as Ling Fan can't tell him, he can drive him away openly and solve everything.

    "If he said it, wouldn't it slap his own mouth? I am in good health, which is recognized by the City Lord's Mansion!

    The half-immortal didn't take it seriously, and instead walked towards the outside world, as if he was about to leave.  Wang Xiaoer was about to make a mockery when the half-immortal's voice came faintly: "You will know what's wrong with you if you squeeze your left abdomen and left chest at the same time."

    After saying that, he left without looking back.

    "Half Immortal" Mao Dan and Sixth Brother were startled and wanted to step forward to intercept, but Wang Xiaoer stopped him very domineeringly: "I'll squeeze in at the same time"?The left side of the abdomen and the left chest, let you clearly see the true face of this charlatan.  You two, you really can deceive you with any tricks. This time, let me, Wang Xiaoer, show off my power.  "

    As soon as the sound fell, Wang Xiaoer pressed his left abdomen and chest at the same time, and then squeezed them at the same time.

    "Puff!" Two loud noises suddenly erupted from Wang Xiaoer's back door. The sound was earth-shattering, like rolling thunder, which made everyone around him stop and look at Wang Xiaoer blankly. Even Wang Xiaoer himself was dumbfounded.  .

    Soon, waves of stench filled the air from Wang Xiaoer's body. The stench was so earth-shattering that the people closest to him almost fainted from the stench.

    "This, this, what the hell is going on? Am I really sick? Half-immortal, half-immortal, save me" He looked up in shock, only to see Mao Dan and Sixth Brother had already chased him out frantically, and the legend  The half-immortal master has disappeared.

    "Help me" Wang Xiaoer roared, and rushed into the crowd crazily as if there was an evil ghost chasing him behind him.

    In the same place, only three guards were left covering their mouths and noses, their faces red and their ears red, but they had already greeted all the women in Wang Xiaoer's family in their hearts. This fart is so damn smelly. You haven't farted in ten years, have you?

    Mao Dan, Sixth Brother, and Wang Xiaoer left their posts without authorization. How could the other three of them dare to leave?  Not leaving but having to smell this earth-shattering stinky fart is such a fucking mess.

    What made them even more unbearable was that the people around them who had already dispersed were staring at them curiously from a distance, as if wondering how these three freaks could endure such stinky farts and remain as motionless as door gods.  Perseverance is truly admirable!

    "Could this be the bloody disaster that the half-immortal said? Oh my god, Lord Half-immortal, please save us" The three of them thought at the same time involuntarily.

    At this moment, the half-immortal was walking slowly and anxiously among the crowd. The three crying guards behind him finally caught up with him. These three unlucky guys were so anxious that they shed tears, as if they could not find the half-immortal.  Sir, this life is going to be completely ruined.

    "Master Half-Immortal, Master Half-Immortal, please save us, we don't want to die yet." No longer caring about face, the three big men knelt down in front of Ling Fan, like the most devout believers, and bowed down.

    Ling Fan smacked his lips and thought that the job of this charlatan was really good. As long as someone fell for it, it would be possible to trick his wife away. Looking at the appearance of these three people, he just wanted to enshrine him as his own father.  .

    The great half-immortal shook his head: "It's useless, it's useless. So what if I save you? The place where you work is about to face a bloody disaster, and you will definitely die in that disaster. In this case, the evil energy in your body will  It's better to keep it well, maybe in the underworld, the evil energy can help you resist evil spirits, so that your soul will not be swallowed up and you will be unable to be reincarnated."

    Mao Dan, Liu Ge and Wang Xiaoer were already sweating profusely and trembling all over, and they did not dare to have any doubts about what the half-immortal said.  The office is about to face a bloody disaster, so aren't they going to die?

    No!  Don¡¯t die. To hell with all reincarnations. I haven¡¯t lived enough in this life. I don¡¯t want to enter the next life so soon. Besides, who knows whether I will be reincarnated as a pig or a dog in the next life and become a dinner table for others.  food?

    "Please half-immortals show great mercy, save all living beings, drive away evil spirits for us, and eliminate the bloody disaster."

    "Please ask the semi-immortal to save all sentient beings!"

    The three of them completely mistook Ling Fan for a half-immortal. No, he should be a Daluo Jinxian!

    "It is the Lord Buddha's job to save all sentient beings. A poor Taoist, a half-immortal, is not even a true immortal. How can he say that he can save all sentient beings?" The great half-immortal was coughing wildly in his heart, but on his face he looked calm and unshakable.  expression.

    "We don't know who the Buddha is. We only know that only the half-immortal has pity on us and is willing to save us. Sir Half-immortal, it was all my Wang Xiaoer's fault before. I deserve to die. Please forgive me and you must save us."

    Wang Xiaoer probably had his domineering side leaked out just now, and it had completely leaked out. Now let alone his domineering attitude, he even lost his temper. He was like a poor worm, begging for Ling Fan's protection.

    When Mao Dan and Liu Ge saw this, they despised this guy fiercely in their hearts. However, this matter was a matter of life and death, so it was not a child's play. They coughed their heads loudly and bruises appeared on their foreheads.

    "Hey! That's all, I still can't change my soft-hearted problem. However, that office is nothing to talk about. If the person in charge doesn't listen to the advice, everything will be unsolvable."

    Lord Banxian finally agreed, but the last words made the three of them look at each other. Yes, the boss of the office is General Yuan, a stubborn guy who has iron-blooded methods and thinks that there is nothing he can't do.

    This guy canDo you listen to what the half-immortal said?  Will it happen?  The answer is no. This guy is just a stinking stone and has no clue. But does this mean that all the brothers will be killed?

    "Please come with me, the half-immortal. We will do our best to convince General Yuan and make him listen to the words of the half-immortal." The three of them said vowedly, but they were not sure at all. They could almost see it.  General Yuan was furious when he heard about this, but for the sake of his own life, he didn't care about anything!

    "Hey, I finally took the bait." The great half-immortal calmly stroked his beard, but he was laughing in his heart. Unexpectedly, it is quite interesting to pretend to be a ghost sometimes, and the effect is very good!

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