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Volume 1: Become Famous Chapter 2: I am Dick

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    Update time: 2013-03-01

    If you want to deceive others, of course you have to work hard.

    It took a full five days for Dick to stay at home. When he was hungry, he went to the fast food restaurant next to the hotel and ordered a Spanish unique paella to fill his stomach. Then he continued to work on his homework. Finally, his hard work paid off.  , looking at the thick stack of information typed out by the typewriter he bought cheaply, Dick let out a sigh of relief.

    Thanks to the English learning in his previous life, Dick still speaks fluent English. Moreover, he has also worked in a foreign company and communicated with those foreigners in real life.  There is no problem with conversation, and there is no problem with writing. Although he is in Spain now, countries in Europe basically take one or two foreign languages ??in addition to their own language when they are young, and English is a compulsory course.  One, so Dick felt no pressure to chat with other people in English.

    Now this information is also typed in English. He is not worried that Cruyff cannot understand it. You must know that the description of Cruyff in FM is proficient in Dutch, Spanish and English, and Dutch and English belong to the same language.  Language family, three languages ??are popular in the Netherlands at the same time, namely Dutch, English and German. As a Dutchman, Cruyff cannot not understand English.

    This thick stack of information took Dick a lot of effort. He summarized the known tactics of Barcelona's future generations and La Masia's training methods and wrote them all down, including suggestions.  How La Masia Football School should train new players in a targeted way, how to use and train Xavi, what tactics the Barcelona first team should useit's all written down, and after reading the entire information, it's a whole article  Good paper on Barcelona's development over the next ten years!

    After finishing writing, Dick read it again from the beginning and praised it again and again: "I am such a fucking genius! If Cruyff is not moved after seeing this, it must be that he is blind!"

    Dick began to imagine that after arriving at the place, I would shake up my body, Cruyff would bow down, the wheels of history would turn, and Barcelona would enter the second dream era ahead of schedule and dominate the world

    Although Dick doesn't like Barcelona very much, it seems that only Barcelona is the best choice now - Real Madrid can't be fooled by him. This century-old club is notoriously harsh, and Dick has not placed any other clubs in Spain.  In the eyes - in front of the top two of the Western Premier League, all other clubs are scum

    As for going to clubs in other countries I am timid and have never been abroad, so I don¡¯t dare to go!

    humming a song, Dick accidentally looked in the mirror, and then he was shocked - who is this guy with a messy beard and gray hair?  It¡¯s so ugly!

    Then he immediately realized that it was him - he had been working day and night for the past five days. When he was tired, he would take a nap, and when he was hungry, he would call the small restaurant to order take-out paella. Fortunately,  The seafood rice still tastes very good, otherwise Dick would have vomited after eating it!

    After thinking about this, Dick quickly took off his clothes, ran to the bathroom and took a quick shower under the simple nozzle. His hair was not too long, so he just combed it and got used to it.  Points - Damn, what a handsome guy!

    Dick has always been very confident about his appearance. He is 1.81 meters tall and has broad shoulders. He looks good in whatever clothes he wears. His face is not handsome, but he can still be considered handsome. He is not vulgar at all.

    Then he shaved his beard cleanly with the razor provided by the hotel. After shaving, Dick touched his slightly blue chin, feeling the pleasure of fresh beard stubble piercing his palm, and then  He chuckled.

    ¡°Well, although I don¡¯t have many good clothes, I can still meet people.¡±

    In his previous life, he also worked in several foreign companies. Later, he was just too lazy to live a life of intrigues in big companies, so he took the exam as a civil servant in his hometown. With a bowl of comfortable food to eat, Dick naturally knew that during the interview,  You don¡¯t have to be well-dressed, but you must be neat and pay attention to details¡ªforeigners all do this.  After tidying himself up with just those few simple clothes, Dick walked out of the room with his simple luggage - I will never stay in such a small hotel again until I become a member of the Barcelona youth team  As the head coach, I live in the dormitory of La Masia Football School. When I become the head coach of Barcelona¡¯s first team, I will live in a mansion!

    With such ambition, Dick walked out of the corridor. A few minutes later, he screamed near the cashier: "What? I've only been here for five days, and they want to charge me fifty thousand pesetas! This  But it¡¯s more than three hundred dollars! How much does it cost for such a shabby hotel? Damn, the shower is free. I only took one shower in the past five days.??Can I reduce the rent a little?  "

    When the two burly men stood up in sight, Dick paid the room price in embarrassment and escaped from the hotel.

    "Bah!" Dick turned around and spat: "Damn it, when I get rich, I will buy this hotel and let Chinese tourists stay for free!"

    After making a fuss, Dick straightened his clothes, then turned around to go to FC Barcelona - he stopped as soon as he took a step and let out a sigh: "Damn it, how do I get to La Masia Football School?  You don¡¯t know the damn way!¡±

    Turning around and taking a look inside the somewhat dark hotel, Dick gave up the idea of ??going in and asking for directions. Originally, the best way was to take a taxi and just tell him the location. However, he only had half of his property left in his pocket.  Dick had to feel that he should use it sparingly

    "If I had known this hotel was so dark, I would have found a cheaper place to stay. I just immersed myself in work. There were no air conditioners or TVs. It was such a waste!"

    It took a long time, and finally he asked for directions to La Masia Football School on the street. Then Dick boarded the tram and staggered all the way to La Masia Football School.

    But Dick's luck has been pretty good so far. He hasn't encountered any troublemakers who pointed him in the wrong direction intentionally. After shaking on the tram for more than an hour, Dick finally arrived at Aristides Street and La Masia Football School.  It is located here.

    When he saw the Spanish flag, the Barcelona team flag and the antique buildings flying around the La Masia Football School, Dick breathed a sigh of relief. After getting off the tram, he continued to tidy up his appearance and prepared to go  Went inside.

    Then he was stopped - although La Masia Football School is not very famous now, it is still a training camp for a big club like Barcelona. How could people just enter it casually?

    Dick tried hard to argue, but the two security-like figures refused to let him in - it was not that La Masia Football School refused to let anyone in, but those who could enter were either the young players and their parents, or the coaches of the football school, or else  It was the staff who had made appointments in advance to do things - Dick couldn't get through any of them, even if he kept emphasizing that he was here to talk to Cruyff about something, it was useless

    In desperation, Dick could only stand at the gate and wait, using the stupidest way to wait and wait - he knew that Cruyff had been working at the La Masia football school, and he had to go home after get off work, right?  He just asked, Cruyff is working in the school today

    ?????????? It was around three o¡¯clock in the afternoon, and then he saw a familiar guy getting off the tram, then nodded to two security guards, and then walked in

    For a moment, Dick didn¡¯t have time to think about why this guy looked familiar. He immediately ran up and questioned the two security guards: ¡°Didn¡¯t you say that no one can enter? Why did that guy just go in without any documents?¡±

    A security guard glanced at him and then replied: "That's the assistant coach of the first team, Jose Mourinho. We know him, so naturally we don't need to show his ID."

    Dick retreated in embarrassment. At this time, he also remembered why he felt that the person looked familiar - that is Mourinho, who is still making a living in the Barcelona first team!

    ¡°Damn, what¡¯s the air of a traitor!¡± Dick muttered in his heart.

    After a few more minutes, Dick felt that he was lucky - because he saw two people walking out of the La Masia Football School, chatting about something while walking, one of whom had just walked into the La Masia Football School.  Soon after Mourinho, the other one was the leader of La Masia Football School, Cruyff, the godfather behind Barcelona!

    Seeing this scene, Dick immediately became excited!

    Waiting from one o'clock to four o'clock under the bright sun, Dick felt that he was about to suffer from heat stroke. Now he finally waited until Cruyff showed up, and he didn't drive out in a car, but walked out. This was simply a gift from God.  What a chance!

    So, the two security guards who had been paying attention to Dick immediately saw this guy running towards the owner of the La Masia Football School at a speed that exceeded human limits. While running, he put one hand in  In my own arms

    ¡°Holy shit, terrorists!¡±

    The two security guards were excited at the same time - you must know that the security in Spain is not very good, the "ETA" organization is still very arrogant, and there has been a riot in Catalonia, which has also caused some assassinations.  It also happens occasionally that such an oriental face is likely to be a terrorist

    Two dedicated peopleAn immediately swooped over, and when the terrorists in their eyes were about to approach Cruyff and Mourinho, one of the brave security guards swooped over and killed Cruyff who had just shouted: "Cruyff  "Mr. Husband, my name is Dick" Dick was thrown to the ground and had his mouth chewing mud.

    Another security guard immediately fell down, and then pressed Dick's hand firmly. While pressing it, he shouted at Cruyff: "Mr. Cruyff, Mr. Mourinho, go away, this guy"  Maybe a terrorist!"

    Cruyff was stunned for a moment, then he and Mourinho took two steps back together, and then asked Mourinho doubtfully: "Uh Jose, did you hear clearly what he just said?"

    "It's not too clear." Mourinho shook his head: "I just heard him calling your name, and then said: 'IDick'"

    "Mr. Cruyff, Idick (also means male sexual organ in English)?"

    Cruyff muttered to himself, with a strange expression on his face

    Mourinho¡¯s expression is also very strange - Damn, isn¡¯t this guy a terrorist, but a gay?  But Cruyff is not young anymore, and he is still so charming. To be able to meet such a fanatical person what

    Thinking of this, Mourinho couldn't help but shudder - it's so disgusting!

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