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    Chapter 490 A very long fart At this time, in the face of this tense moment, Wang Feng is of course very nervous and will never allow any accidents to occur, because even if he makes a slight mistake, it will lead to trouble  The result will be irreversible.  At this time, Wang Feng watched Wang Xiaoer confidently walk towards Yuan Da with a gun, even though Fan Zeyi and several other policemen were protecting Yuan Da.  ¡° If Wang Xiaoer really discovers something is wrong, even if Wang Xiaoer takes action first, the result for Wang Xiaoer will definitely not be good. After all, the pistols in the hands of Fan Zeyi and the other policemen are not vegetarian.  But even if this is the case, Wang Feng is still very worried, because in his plan, he does not want anyone to be injured, and even if there must be casualties, they must be limited to a tolerable range.  It's a pity that Wang Feng has no way to stop anything at this time, because even if Wang Feng can break away from Fan Debiao, in the end, the result of his doing so will only arouse Fan Debiao's suspicion, and even the trigger may be from Wang Xiaoer  That side was transferred to Fan Debiao's side, so in order to delay as much time as possible, Wang Feng did not go to Yuan Da's side to help.  All he can do is hope that Yuan Da's plan can succeed, and that Wang Xiaoer won't find anything wrong with everything on Yuan Da's side.  Bite the bullet, he and Fan Debiao talked here and there, but Wang Feng's attention was actually not on this nutritious conversation at this time, because Wang Feng had to pay attention to Yuan Da at this time.  Besides, Wang Feng was still paying attention to every move of Fan Debiao in front of him.  Who is Wang Feng? He is an experienced policeman. I think he was an elite in the army back then. In the police force, with so many years of hard work, he has accumulated a lot of experience. Just one person's words.  With just one line, he can determine many things.  At this time, Fan Derbiao in front of him was holding himself with the hand holding the money bag, but one hand was hidden behind his back. It was obvious that there was a weapon hidden behind him. Even if it wasn't a pistol or something like that, it was close.  Something extremely lethal at a distance.  In addition, he suddenly stopped after getting off the car, questioned Xiong Weiguang's whereabouts, and then sent people to check and brought weapons. This shows that Fan Debiao is definitely not a good person, at least in Wang Feng's view.  This Fan Debiao is still extremely vigilant, and it is no wonder that he once escaped the police pursuit and fled to Haizhou City.  Such a troublesome person, such a highly vigilant desperado, how could Wang Feng not pay attention to Fan Debiao in front of him? After all, even if Wang Feng wants to protect the safety of Yuan Da and others, then he must also ensure his own safety.  You can't obviously come to save Yuan Da, but end up getting hurt in the end.  While paying attention to Fan Debiao, he also used his peripheral vision and ears to pay attention to Wang Xiaoer, who was getting closer to Yuan Da at this time. After Wang Xiaoer walked to the car, he was also like this due to the weather.  In the dark woods, Wang Xiaoer did not find the two people Wang Feng mentioned, Yuan Da and Xiong Weiguang. Then Wang Xiaoer naturally became more nervous. He couldn't help but hold up the shotgun in his hands, and his finger was on the trigger.  position, shouting loudly to the trees in front.  "XiaoguangXiaoguangwhere are you." "Xiaoguang" There was no response for the first time. Just when Wang Xiaoer was about to speak again, but just when he said a word, the dark bushes  Xiong Weiguang's iconic voice really came from it.  "HeyheyI'mhereI'm here" The strange voice, coupled with an even weirder tone, made Xiong Weiguang's words seem particularly strange.  But precisely because of such a strange voice, it proves that it is really Xiong Weiguang's voice. After all, such a voice cannot be imitated by ordinary people.  "What are you doing, how are you, are you okay" Hearing Xiong Weiguang's voice, the tension that had been raised suddenly relaxed a lot. He removed his finger from the trigger and looked into the trees, as if hoping to find something.  The location of Xiong Weiguang and the others.  "It's a pity that Wang Xiaoer didn't seem to find Xiong Weiguang's location after looking for a long time, so he asked again.  "Hey, where are you, how are you, are you okay?" "Okaywell you MB, it's not you who caused the f**k, C" Just as Wang Xiaoer finished speaking, there was actually a man in the bushes.  Yuan Da's voice came again, and listening to the direction of the voice, it seemed that Yuan Da and Xiong Weiguang were not far apart, basically in the same direction.  And this time, through the sounds that came from these few times, Wang Xiaoer seemed to have determined that YuanReaching their position, he looked again intently.  At this time, although the trees in front of me still looked completely dark, nothing could be seen at all. In addition, there were a lot of weeds on the ground, so it was impossible to see any people.  However, although he could not see the figures clearly, Wang Xiaoer still discovered the location of Yuan Da and the others, because just a few seconds after Yuan Da finished speaking, Wang Xiaoer saw the dark trees among the trees.  Two red lights flashed.  Red light, a red luminous object, yes, it is really red, but it is not a light bulb, but the red color emitted by two cigarette butts when they are burning. Not to mention people who have smoked, just see it.  Everyone who has ever smoked knows this, so Wang Xiaoer is certainly no exception.  Someone is smoking, yes, there is really someone smoking, and they are two people, only one or two meters away. And these two people, without a doubt, are Yuan Da and "Xiong Weiguang"  "What did I do? What does it have to do with" Hearing Yuan Da's words, Wang Xiaoer, who had already discovered the location of Yuan Da and Xiong Weiguang, asked hurriedly. As he spoke, he raised his steps,  Moved over there.  Walking towards Yuan Da, yes, Wang Xiaoer, who had already discovered Yuan Da's position, walked over, but his steps were very slow at this time, and the shotgun in his hand was held in front of him.  He was alert to the front, as if he was afraid of any danger ahead.  "Let me guess, it's not the fault of your broken bean curd. You still have the nerve to say," After Yuan Da finished speaking, before Wang Xiaoer could speak, Xiong Weiguang seemed to have abandoned his previous relationship with Yuan Da.  The discord actually came to Yuan Da's side, and he immediately spoke.  "Yesyeahthat dried tofu seems not to be fresh anymoreit makes meI have a bad stomach too" "Oops" "What's wrong, Xiaoguangwhat's wrong."  Just as Xiong Weiguang was talking, there was a scream suddenly. When he heard Xiong Weiguang's voice, Wang Xiaoer was naturally nervous and asked hurriedly. On his feet, Wang Xiaoer also quickened his pace towards Yuan Da.  Bian walked over.  "No nothing, I have been squatting for a long time my legs my legs are a little numb I almost fell down just now" There was some hesitation, but more of it was hesitation, but fortunately, Xiong Weiguang still spoke.  Wang Xiaoer explained that if he had waited a few more seconds, I believe Wang Xiaoer would have passed in front of Xiong Weiguang.  By then, even if Xiong Weiguang says anything, it will be too late, because he is definitely not the only one beside Xiong Weiguang But at this time, although Wang Xiaoer had stopped, he did not rush to Xiong Weiguang.  In front of him, but he had already arrived only three to five meters away from Yuan Da.  The line of sight may have been blocked by the sky, but at such a distance, with the obvious cigarette hanging from the corner of Yuan Da's mouth, and through the not very bright moonlight, Wang Xiaoer could clearly spot Yuan squatting in the bushes.  Da.  As for Yuan Da, of course he also saw Wang Xiaoer. Yuan Da raised his head and looked at Wang Xiaoer. When he saw him staring at him, he immediately grinned and cursed at him.  "Let me tell you, they are pooping. What the hell are you looking atI have never seen people poop" "Pfftwowpff" After saying that, Yuan Da actually let out a very long and untimely poop.  It was a long fart, and it was the kind with a twist. But in fact, the long fart did not end. I saw that at the moment the long fart ended, a louder smelly fart came, and it was accompanied by a louder fart.  The stinky fart came, and a more obvious thing spurted out behind Yuan Da. "Pfftpop" "I'm goingit feels so goodit feels so damn good"  ¡­¡± Crazy bombings, various sprays and pleasant howls are definitely not Yuan Da¡¯s patent, but at this time, Yuan Da can still do it so freely and enjoy it, then  But it is not something that ordinary people can do. And as Yuan Da's words of enjoyment reached Wang Xiaoer's ears, something else also reached Wang Xiaoer's nose, and this thing, of course, was  The stench was overwhelming. It was clearly a stench. Wang Xiaoer couldn't help but frown after smelling the unbearable smell, and even he had been holding on to the shotgun.  He also let go of his left hand and held it in front of his nose, hoping to block some of the stinky smell. At this time, perhaps because of the comfort he felt just now, Yuan Da seemed to be energetic again.  He immediately scolded Wang Xiaoer again, "HeyheyI asked you, do you have any special hobbies? I'm shitting here, why are you standing here, admiring it?  " "Get away from me quickly. If you don't, you can take off your pants and poop with us here. Damn it. Stand and enjoy the scenery It's so fucking sad" Being scolded by Yuan Da like this  , It¡¯s simply not giving him any face. If this had been before, or if it weren¡¯t for Fan Debiao, Wang Xiaoer could have really beaten Yuan Da into a sieve with one shot. After all, Yuan Da was right in front of him, and he was still there.  He is a target at every turn. But in reality, Wang Xiaoer cannot be so impulsive. Although he was a little angry, he still held it back and hurriedly opened his mouth to speak. Of course, the person he wanted to ask was not  It might be Yuan Da, but Xiong Weiguang who is not far away. "UmXiaoguang, how long have you been squatting? When will you be done? Brother is still in a hurry" "Ah, Ime too."  I don¡¯t know, my stomach hurtsI don¡¯t know when it will be over¡± ¡°You guysdon¡¯t worry about me, just do what you need to do, just call me when you leave¡± ¡°But  Brother, over thereI" After hearing Xiong Weiguang's words, Wang Xiaoer didn't seem to be ready to leave, but before he finished speaking, Yuan Da, who was squatting in front of him, once again let out a huge smelly fart.  . And with the stench floating towards Wang Xiaoer, Yuan Da said to him again, "I told you to go back if you're done"
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