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    Chapter 491 Not Wearing Pants "You" After hearing Yuan Da's words, Wang Xiaoer was of course very angry, but before he could get angry, Xiong Weiguang actually spoke again, and this time,  Xiong Weiguang, who was a few meters behind Yuan Da, actually stood up, as if he was afraid that Wang Xiaoer wouldn't be able to see him.  But of course he didn¡¯t dare to reveal his whole body, he just hunched over and looked at Wang Xiaoer with half of his head peeking out from the bushes.  "I'm fine, my stomach really hurts Just go back first next time next time you must not buy dried tofu from that store It's really" He looked embarrassed, as if he was in great pain.  Unfortunately, before he finished speaking, Xiong Weiguang suddenly squatted down again, and the moment he squatted down, a fart sound came from Xiong Weiguang's side.  Xiong Weiguang also farts. Of course he farts when he poops. It¡¯s just like when he poops, of course he has to pee at the same time. These are all incidental things.  "But compared to Yuan Dana's long, smelly, and curved fart, Xiong Weiguang's fart seems a bit weak.  At this moment, Yuan Da was just a few meters in front of him, indeed, squatting there and taking a shit. As for Xiong Weiguang, he was only six or seven meters away from him, although he didn't see it with his own eyes.  I saw him pooping, but I guess the situation was not much different. After all, the fart just now was not fake.  Thinking of this, what else can Wang Xiaoer say? Could it be that he continues to stay here, smelling the SHI gas that has not dissipated for a long time, waiting for Yuan Da and Xiong Weiguang to finish shitting, or is it like Yuan Da said, that he  Let¡¯s squat here and take a dip, let¡¯s have a threesome having a shit.  Of course it¡¯s impossible. Wang Xiaoer doesn¡¯t have such a special hobby, let alone the interest in accompanying others to poop. After a brief consideration, Wang Xiaoer could only turn around and leave.  And the moment Wang Xiaoer turned around and left, facing Yuan Da who was squatting there with Wang Xiaoer, he let out a long sigh of relief.  "I got it togetherit scared me to deathit's over nowit's okay, not bad" While muttering to himself in a low voice, Yuan Da glanced at Wang Xiaoer who was walking away, and secretly took out the  Wang Feng wiped his butt with half a pack of tissues found in his car.  Wipe your butt, could it be that Yuan Da really pooped just now? Those things just now were all true. Yuan Da was not pretending to act to deceive Wang Xiaoer.  Of course not. If it is fake, how can we explain such a smelly fart? And that big pile of "foreign objects" is certainly not an impostor.  These are all genuine swords and guns.  Speaking of which, Yuan Da¡¯s sacrifice at this time was really big, but there was nothing he could do about it. After all, if he wanted to make the play real, he had to be real, otherwise how could he deceive Wang Xiaoer.  But to say that doing this is actually very risky. This is simply a risky move, and it is definitely very dangerous.  Because if it was a pretense, Yuan Da might be able to pull up his pants and run away if he was discovered, but if it was for real, that might not be the case.  If you don¡¯t do it right, you will really become a target.  But in fact, in the face of such danger, Yuan Da really doesn't care, because there is another thing that is the most rare.  And this thing is to take off your pants in front of so many people and squat there and really shit. This is the most terrible thing.  You know, although Xiong Weiguang agreed to cooperate with him, he could not leave Fan Zeyi and his police guards. So in other words, Yuan Da was squatting there just now, just one or two meters behind him. In addition to Xiong Weiguang, there was also Fan Zeyi  and several police officers were there as well.  Fortunately, Yuan Da had arranged for Tang Wanqing and the others not to move from their original positions. Otherwise, Yuan Da would have to face more people, and he would also have to face Tang Wanqing. What could Yuan Da do?  live.  It¡¯s just that these are things in the past. Now that the crisis has basically been resolved, it proves that Yuan Da¡¯s plan was successful. Wang Xiaoer left. After leaving, Fan Debiao will no longer doubt Xiong Weiguang¡¯s affairs.  ¡°I only need to wait for another two minutes. After the SWAT team is ready, then I only need to watch the show.  But things are unpredictable. I originally thought that things could go away like this, and Yuan Da did not need to return to Wang Feng's side. He could hide here all the time, and no longer had to interfere between Wang Feng and Fan Debiao, but who knew that when Wang Xiaoer returned,  After arriving at Fan Debiao's side, Yuan Da had to show up again A plan is a plan after all, and it is somewhat different from the reality. Perhaps it is because of Yuan Da's planThoughtful enough, perhaps Fan Debiao was too cautious. In short, after Wang Xiaoer returned to Fan Debiao, and after Wang Xiaoer confirmed that Xiong Weiguang was indeed defecating there, Fan Debiao not only did not relax, but became more cautious.  This time, Fan Debiao no longer asked Wang Xiaoer to pass, but walked over to Yuan Da himself.  As for Wang Xiaoer, he stood in front of Wang Feng even more nervously.  ¡°The difference from Fan Debiao before was that at this time, Wang Xiaoshu held the gun in his hand, and the muzzle of the gun was pointed at Wang Feng in front of him.  "Heyheycome back here. What do you mean by just holding a gun? Are you pretending that I have never seen this thing before?" Just as Fan Debiao turned around and left, he walked straight in the direction of Yuan Da.  At this time, Wang Feng hurriedly shouted to Fan Debiao, and the purpose was naturally to stop Fan Debiao.  But who would have thought that when he heard Wang Feng's words, Fan Debiao ignored them and didn't even look back. Instead, he quickened his pace.  As for Wang Feng, when he saw that Fan Debiao didn't pay attention to him and couldn't speak with his mouth, he walked up and stopped him. But who knew that before Wang Feng turned around and walked over, and he didn't even say two words, he  He was stopped by Wang Xiaoer.  "Heyyou" Just as Wang Feng opened his mouth, Wang Xiaoer, who was standing opposite him, hurriedly stepped forward to block him, and then said with a proud smile on his face.  "Don't worry. My eldest brother is just worried about my brother. You can also see that the boy's health is not very good. We are really worried about something happening to him" "TMD, what are you worried about?  Belly? Besides, isn¡¯t my big-headed brother like this too?¡± Wang Feng seemed to be about to go around Wang Xiaoer in front of him, but as for Wang Xiaoer, he hurriedly took a step back and blocked Wang Feng¡¯s path again.  In front of you.  "I tell you to stop, just stand here and don't move. If the guy in my hand goes off, don't blame me" Wang Xiaoer said and shook his head.  The shotgun was pointed at Wang Feng from beginning to end. It was obvious that Wang Xiaoer was threatening Wang Feng.  Wang Xiaoer's attitude was okay before, because Wang Feng hadn't turned around and left at that time, but now, when he saw Wang Feng going to stop Fan Debiao, Wang Xiaoer was not polite and even threatened him directly.  Faced with such a threat from Wang Xiaoer, Wang Feng did not show any concern. Instead, he glanced at Wang Xiaoer with disdain and then said.  "Don't frighten me with a broken gun. If you have the ability, shoot now. If I can't die, how many holes do you open for me now? I will pay you double the amount when the time comes" After saying that, Wang Feng unexpectedly  He really ignored Wang Xiaoer and hurriedly ran towards Fan Debiao "Bang" It was the sound of a gunshot, but it was not the crisp sound of a pistol, but the sound was a bit muffled.  It was a shotgun, the sound of gunshots fired from the shotgun in Wang Xiaoshuo's hand.  Wang Xiaoer really shot, but what about Wang Feng? Could it be that Wang Xiaoer really shot Wang Feng.  No, Wang Feng was not injured at this time, because the direction of the shot Wang Xiaoer just shot was not Wang Feng, but the direction of the sky. When the gunshot rang out from Wang Xiaoer's side, let alone Wang Feng, even  Fan Debiao also stopped and turned to look at Wang Xiaoer.  "As for Wang Xiaoer, Wang Xiaoer, who had just fired a shot, ignored the white smoke coming out of the gun's muzzle, and hurriedly pointed the gun at Wang Feng again, and then shouted a warning.  "If you take one more step, I'll be really rude Don't think what I'm holding is a toy gun" If in normal times, Wang Xiaoer would shoot suddenly and for no reason like this, he would definitely be punished by Fan Derbiao.  Various scoldings, but now, in this situation, although Fan Derbiao felt that Wang Xiaoer was a little reckless, he had no intention of turning back. After his footsteps paused briefly due to the sound of gunfire, Fan Derbiao  He walked towards Yuan Da again, and his pace naturally accelerated a lot. He was only six or seven meters away from the bushes.  "Stopstopwhat's going on, what's going onwhat are you doing, what are you doing." Just when Fan Debiao was about to reach the bushes, Yuan Da's voice suddenly came from the dark bushes.  came, and as his voice came, Yuan Da was seen quickly emerging from the trees while lifting his pants.  In the darkness, a figure suddenly appeared and ran towards his side. Regardless of whether it was Yuan Da or not, even if it was Yuan Da, Fan Debiao had to be careful. He saw Yuan Da's figure emerging.  ?At the same time, Fan Derbiao immediately reached for his lower back, grabbed the pistol tightly, and was wary of Yuan Da who appeared in front of him.  But when he saw that it was indeed Yuan Da, he hurriedly let go of the pistol. This was not because Yuan Da appeared, but because Fan Derbiao saw that Yuan Da's hands were always holding his undressed clothes.  Pants, let alone any weapons.  "What's going on What's going on? Why did you fire the gun What are you doing, looking for trouble?" After finally putting on his pants, Yuan Da, who ran to Fan Debiao, lowered his head and tied it.  Belt, asked Fan Derbiao.  At this moment, Fan Debiao came over in person, and Wang Xiaoer even used his gun. In this situation, it was almost a critical moment. Yuan, who originally thought that he would not be needed, was going to hide in the bushes to watch the show.  Da, can only choose to stand up again.  Because at this time, we can¡¯t let the police come out. If they appear, it will only make the result more chaotic and make it more difficult to control the situation.  "What about you What are you looking at What are you doing with a gun? Who are you trying to scare? Put it down right now Everyone is just asking for money. Do you have to fight to the death? If you have anything to say, why don't you say it properly." Tighten your belt,  Yuan Da raised his head and looked at Wang Xiaoer not far away, and then taught him another lesson.
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