Add Bookmark | Recommend this book | Back to the book page | My bookshelf | Mobile Reading

Free Web Novel,Novel online - All in oicq.net -> Historic -> training queen

Volume 1 Chapter 426 Yijun¡¯s Best Fifteen Ugly

Previous page        Return to Catalog        Next page

    "What's wrong, General Han? I see that Yijun County is heavily fortified, leaving the imperial army with nothing to do, and the common people are not affected at all. Instead, you are getting angry here." I walked up happily and took the photo.  He patted this guy on the shoulder and smiled.  ¡°Sir, it¡¯s not all the fault of that old thief Wei Xuan who has been scheming against Yijun County all day long.¡± After hearing this, Han Xiong¡¯s expression became darker and darker, with an angry look on his face.  After Han Xiong told everything in a very dejected manner, I almost smiled crookedly. The right guard general Wei Xuan, who was the one who sent troops from Guanzhong to help when Yang Xuangan rebelled, was beaten to death by Yang Xuangan.  He is the master who loses his troops and generals by rolling and climbing.  Well, after this guy rushed to Yijun County, he has been unable to take Yijun County for more than a month. Well, it is difficult to use soldiers to kill him. The main thing is the biological and chemical weapons thrown by the trebuchet.  It's so fucking annoying. Although it has no lethality, it has extremely powerful intimidation power. I believe that anyone who has suffered a biochemical weapon attack south after pepper noodles and pepper noodles mixed with slaked lime will definitely not think about it.  Go enjoy it again.  After the whole army took turns to go into battle and experienced the numbness of pepper noodles, the choking of pepper, and the abomination of slaked lime, the soldiers sang "Refuse to Play Anymore" and strongly opposed the attack on Yijun County.  For this reason, Wei Xuan was so angry that his fingers were trembling, but unfortunately he had no strategy to defeat the enemy. Even if a large number of siege equipment was transported from Daxing City, um, Chang'an, the western capital, the problem was the trebuchet.  The attack range is not as far as ours, and no matter how hard other siege equipment works, the problem is always air leakage. Even if they are not shot to death by the weapons used by the defenders, they will be choked without any combat effectiveness. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Not even the dog in Yijun County would even pay attention to it, because it's already annoying.  Some time ago, the officers and soldiers were quarreling under the city. As a result, the guards above the city had numb expressions and confused eyes. Wei Xuan finally found out that Han Xiong had ordered that whenever the other party quarrels, their ears should be plugged.  Even if you scold Potian and spit out all the water in your body, don't take it off.  As a result, Wei Xuan was so angry that he twisted his nose.  Despair, resentment, and entanglements lingered in Wei Xuan's heart. In the end, Wei Xuan, who was struggling to think of a way to attack the city, patted his head while watching the battle report, and had an idea, and used a new technique to provoke the general.  So, Wei Xuan sent Han Xiong a brocade box, which contained a letter and a set of women's clothes, calling Han Xiong Grandma Han.  After receiving this brocade box and seeing the contents, Han Xiong immediately became furious and began to have an abnormal and super-friendship relationship with Wei Xuan's female relatives.  Then, we arrived.  Han Shi'er was so pretentious that he picked up his clothes and marked them on himself.  "The color is too old, and it's also very old-fashioned. I'm afraid this skirt must have been collected from some old woman's house, right? Wei Xuan is quite damaged." My young master burst into laughter again, and so did Wei Yunqi.  He pointed at Han Shi'er with a dumbfounded look.  Han Xiong snorted coldly.  "Wei Xuan, the dog thief, is definitely at odds with you." "Okay, okay, what a joke. Besides, Wei Xuan is not the only one to use such tricks. To be honest, he should be just picking off people's teeth." I'm good.  After a long time, he suppressed his laughter and waved his hand, signaling Han Shi'er to be more shameless. Han Xiong was about to explode with anger. You are still there, do you want to play hatred transfer?  "Yes, during the Three Kingdoms period in the past, when Shu and Wei were fighting, Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang held a stalemate in the Wuzhangyuan area for more than a hundred days. Zhuge Liang challenged him several times, but Sima Yi refused to come out, waiting for him to change. Zhuge Liang sent someone to send Sima Yi a 'heroine'  The woman's decoration wanted to provoke Sima Yi to fight, but Sima Yi still refused to fight. In order to calm the dissatisfaction of his subordinates, he deliberately pretended to be angry and asked for a fight. Emperor Wei Ming refused and sent his minister Xinbi Zhangjie to be Sima Yi's military adviser.  Control his actions. As soon as Zhuge Liang comes to challenge, Sima Yi will lead his troops to attack. Xinpi's staff will be placed at the military gate, so Sima Yi will not send troops" Wei Yunqi talked about how ancient wars can be easily grasped, which is really awesome.  .  I cleared my throat and talked about something that happened not long ago: "And at the beginning of the year, General Chen Leng of the Right Imperial Guard attacked Du Fuwei. Chen Leng clung to the camp and did not come out to fight, so Du Fuwei sent him away  He gave him his wife's clothes and called him "Grandma Chen." Chen Leng became angry and led his army to fight. Du Fuwei led his army to attack and defeated the army. Chen Leng escaped alone. "Sima Yi won without fighting.  Chen Leng was defeated in the battle, General Han, you should know which is more serious, right?" Wei Yunqi smiled and said to Han Xiong.  "I didn't expect such a thing to happen. I almost missed a big event." Although Han Xiong is brave, he is not stupid and bold. From these two examples, he already knew the importance and gave me a deep salute, feeling a little embarrassed.  typical.  "But, since Wei Xuan is so in the mood to use this thing to humiliate our General Han, if he doesn't express it, doesn't it mean that we are too serious?" I am also very leisurely, well, mainly because my hands are itchy and leisurely.  You can't fight, but a fight with that old guy Wei Xuan can still boost your energy.  After hearing what I said, everyone looked at me with a dark expression on their faces.  "What are you looking at? Is itDon¡¯t you believe that this young master can make Wei Xuan so angry that he is half dead?  "This young master patted the table several times with dissatisfaction. "This my dear brother, business matters are important. Why bother when you are so angry?  "Wei Yunqi advised after coughing twice. "Don't worry, I don't need a single soldier. I can definitely make that old guy angry to death, which can be considered as revenge for General Han.  "Idle time is leisure. Others beat their wives and children on rainy days, but I am a gentleman. If I am not good at that, I will definitely not be able to beat him. So I decided to find something refreshing to do.  "Li Yuanfang, come here," I shouted, and Li Yuanfang walked into the hall with a high voice, "Young master, what are your orders?  " "Sir, if you have something to do, let me do it. This happened because of me.  "Han Xiong jumped out quickly and said. "Are you sure?  "I scratched the new pimple on my chin, with a puzzled look on my face. Han Xiong nodded fiercely, and saluted me with a fist in his hand: "I will give up even if I die.  " This young master nodded happily: "Since you said so, it would be a bad idea if I refuse again. Let's do this. You and Li Yuanfang, check all the brothels in Yijun County for me and identify the ugliest and ugliest among them.  The old lady found me, remember, the more the better, but the quality must be high enough, uh, the quality must be the worst, the age must be over fifty years old, and it is best if it is ugly enough to be unforgettable.  ,do you know?  ¡± Bang, Han Xiong sat down on the floor, and Li Yuanfang almost stumbled and fell to the ground. Wei Yunqi next to him looked at the tea cup that fell on his clothes with lingering fear. He must be feeling lucky.  I didn't drink water at that time, otherwise, I might have looked like a land whale and sprayed water. Sister Qingxia, who was sitting behind me, leaned over and managed to hold on with her hands, looking like she couldn't laugh or cry.  He looked at me and said: "Sir, what do you want?  " "Don't worry, I have a clever plan.  I scratched my scalp and said disapprovingly: "Huh, that old guy Wei Xuan gave you women's clothes, and I will give him women. Let's see who is ruthless."  " Hearing this, Han Xiong was overjoyed. "Young Master is tall. He is really tall. I will go find him right now."  " Li Yuanfang also grinned happily, his head tapping rapidly: "Sir, is it the kind that gets older and uglier, the better?  " "If the nonsense you find is not ugly enough, I will let you wear this dress to pretend to be a woman and disgust that old Wei Xuan, do you understand?  "I rolled my eyes at this guy and said fiercely. Li Yuanfang was so frightened that his face turned pale, he kept saying yes, and ran out of the room as fast as the rabbit that had been shot. Han Xiong also hurriedly promised that he would definitely find him.  The oldest and ugliest one, otherwise he would not be able to trust me. Han Shier laughed so much that he fell on the ground and pounded the floor.  "Hmph, fight with me and see if I can kill him."  "I curved the corner of my mouth and smiled extremely evilly. "What is ugly in a woman? There must be standards, such as whistle teeth. Whistle teeth are divided into several standards. If a row of front teeth can be fully extended outside the lipstick, let alone a smile.  , only those who can¡¯t cover their teeth when they purse their lips can be called ugly. For example, the more ugly ones are the kind of whistle teeth with slit eyes, or the upturned nose and splayed eyebrows Well, there are too many atypical specificities  , in short, Li Yuanfang and Han Xiong were really worried about being ordered to wear women's clothes, so they searched desperately for them. By noon, they found a total of fifteen women, each with their own characteristics, which made me feel a little bit.  It makes me sick. One of them has cataracts in both eyes, has long hair shawl, and is wearing a shabby off-white dress whose original color cannot be seen. It makes people¡¯s hair stand on end, as if they have seen a female ghost in a horror movie who has been wandering by the lakeside for thousands of years.  There is also an albino patient with skin as thick as snow, whose right face was burnt by fire when he was a child, and has a huge scar. There is also a polio patient who walks like a horse stepping on a flying swallow. The guards in the front yard are all.  The two of them looked scared as if they had seen a ghost, and the two who were weak in resistance immediately threw up next to them. Damn, Wei Yunqi's eyes went straight and he took a few steps back.  ,Isn¡¯t this too scary?  ¡± ¡°Well, Nima, you can definitely create a sensation by soliciting votes for any film. There is also a person who weighs at least 300, is about 1.6 meters tall, but has a bust and hip circumference of more than 1.8 meters, and is still  That non-stop coquettish look, vomit There were thirteen hairpins in Jinling in ancient times, but now there are fifteen ugly ones in Yijun. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath for a long time before I resisted the urge to chop people with a knife.  Are you sure these are all found in brothels?  Why are they all so top-notch?  "I pulled Han Xiong over and asked. Isn't this Yijun County man's taste too strong?
Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report