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Volume 1, Chapter 427: A heavy-flavored alternative war

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    Han Xiong took several deep breaths, suppressed the urge to vomit, and then said with a grimace: "Some of them, right, and a few are vegetable sellers. Maybe there are people who are really good at this. Especially that little boy.  Taohong, it is said that ten years ago she was the most popular lady in Yijun County, and now she is the madam of a brothel. "Looking at Han Xiong's line of sight, I couldn't help but take a breath. This woman with makeup and makeup is about one meter tall.  About six, but the bust and hips are definitely over 1.8 meters. Damn, I have to admire some male prostitutes who have special preferences. Their tastes are really not acceptable to a gentleman like me.  "Who did this?" I suppressed the discomfort in my heart and continued to look at these qualified top-notch products. I became angry again and pointed at a man with snow-white hair and a bald head. His white hair was strangely blowing in the wind.  There was a bamboo stick in his hand, and the old man stood trembling slightly.  Yes, he is an old man. He has a long beard on his chin, and his white beard and hair are swinging elegantly together, as if he is filming a Rejoice commercial.  The moment I saw this old man, I almost went blind. Damn it, this is an old man.  "Master, it's not that I'm not trying my best, but it's really hard to find such a woman like this. And when this old man heard that he could get 20 bucks from this job, he was desperate to come.  . I have no choice but" Li Yuanfang said with a mournful look on his face: "But this old man said" After hearing what Li Yuanfang said in my ear, I jumped three feet back at the speed of Bolt.  , Nima's super old rabbit, he is already seventy or eighty years old, but he still has this hobby, running to the brothel to find a strong attack, but when he heard about such a good thing, the old man immediately grabbed Li Yuanfang and strongly demanded to join the team.  Sister Qingxia, who was hiding in the front hall, was already lying on the floor laughing, her pretty face turned red from holding back, Han Shi'e was going crazy, um, he kept beating his stomach with his hands and hitting his head against the tree.  The taste is too strong. I stood ten steps away from the old rabbit and took a few deep breaths. I smiled at this top-notch woman from Yijun County and showed the most gentlemanly smile. ShenzhenØ­Breathe and imagine that it is really true.  It's nothing, everything you see is illusion, they all wear human skin masks.  "Everyone, I believe you also know why I came to you, right? Well, it's very simple. I ask you to help me. Stand on the top of the city and shout to the officers and soldiers on the opposite side. Of course, the content of the shout is up to me.  Provided, but in addition to shouting, it must be well, the voice must be loud enough. As long as you Yu Wan, each of you is willing to pay twenty guan. " "What did the master say?  , Of course I am willing. Master, your troops have ensured the safety of our Yijun County. We sisters are all Yijun people, so naturally we have to contribute to Yijun. "As expected of the brothel's old bustard.  At least the words sounded pleasant.  Anyway, after explaining it for a while, I handed Han Xiong and Li Yuanfang two pieces of paper, asking them to teach these guys how to speak the above words, and then get out of the way as quickly as possible. Well, it feels like staying here.  Living in the world of horror movies, my sister Qingxia is still pleasing to the eye, but at this moment, this girl is still smiling, her pretty face is flushed, and her eyes are as charming as silk.  "Sir, you haven't disgusted Wei Xuan yet, but you and them have been disgusted." Sister Qingxia leaned softly in my arms and said with a sweet smile.  "That's enough." I poked half of my head out of the room again. Well, those guards were all standing against the wall, their eyes either admiring the clouds in the world, or counting the ants under their feet. It looked like these guys  Also grossed out.  "You said, if I lead the troops to fight one day and tell these soldiers that if they lose, I will let these women and the old man dance for them in the military camp as punishment. What do you think?  "My young master said in Sister Qingxia's ear happily.  Sister Qingxia spat lightly and said in a fit of laughter and laughter: "Master, can you please stop making more noise? If you really want to, I doubt they will start a mutiny before the war starts." "That's right, that's all, use it to disgust old Wei Xuan.  That's it, kid. If you really put it in the military camp, everyone will have nightmares every day." I touched my chin and couldn't help but give up the idea with some regret. "The next day, I rushed to the location.  On the southern city wall of Yijun County, people were admiring the imperial army that had begun to form outside the city, and the old man Wei Xuan was sitting on the back of his mount, looking towards the county seat.  Last night, I sent someone to deliver a letter to Wei Xuan. The main idea is, since Wei Xuan is so humiliating, well, let's come and have a good fight tomorrow morning. Therefore, Wei Xuan and the court have 20,000 soldiers.  The horses were ready and lined up two hundred and twenty steps away from the city head. This distance was just outside the attack range of the trebuchet.  It seems that the officers and soldiers have also seen the strange movement at the top of the city, and they all cheered up and looked towards us curiously.  As the dozen or so entertainers who had made preparations stood on top of the city, I took a deep breath, picked up the brass trumpet and shouted towards the city: "DavidGeneral, I am the eldest grandson Wuji. If I have something to say to you, please come forward and tell me.  Don't worry, I, Changsun Wuji, swear in the name of my ancestors that I will never harm you, General Wei, during the period of my speech.  ¡± Immediately, there was a small commotion among the officers and soldiers on the opposite side, but the old guy Wei Xuan did not come close. Well, if he did not come close, the effect would not be effective, mainly because of their scary faces.  If you can scare us, in that case, everything I have done will be in vain. I once again raised the brass trumpet and shouted: "Of course, if General Wei can't even believe this, then  , forget it, just take your soldiers back to Chang'an to retire.  " "My eldest grandson, please wait. I have been in the army for decades, where do I dare not go?"  Just wait, I want to see what tricks you can come up with.  "Well, older people are most afraid of being said to be old. Especially the more dissatisfied people are, the more likely they are to be provoked, so Wei Xuan was immediately fooled. In a rage, Wei Xuan led five hundred cavalry towards the city gate.  He ran towards him and finally stopped fifty steps away from the city gate. He reined in his horse, and Wei Xuan, who was wrapped in a thick armor of bright light, raised his gray eyebrows and shouted sharply, "Where is the eldest son, my son?"  " "General Wei is indeed strong and strong, even his shouts are so energetic, Wuji admires him.  "My young master continued to copy the copper trumpet and said with a smile. "Yesterday, General Han Xiong, Wuji's general, received a gift from General Wei. At that time he was really angry at that time.  "Hahaha Why, since you can still be angry, then go out and fight to the death with me. Otherwise, don't think of yourself as a man."  "Wei Xuan couldn't help stroking his beard and laughing proudly. "I also read the letter you wrote, General Wei. Wow, wow, I really didn't expect that you are not only getting stronger and stronger, but you are also good at other things. It's really shocking.  I am in awe of a junior like Ji" I shook my head and said with a very emotional look. "Wuji, my son, what do you mean by this?  "A series of questions popped up on Wei Xuan's forehead, with a puzzled look on his face. Well, the old guy hasn't forgotten yet, so he can still remember clearly what he wrote, but the problem is that this guy can't figure out why.  I will say this. I was fooled. I laughed evilly, then waved my hand to the side. There were a dozen women with peculiar qualities that could make people feel like they were watching a ghost movie in broad daylight. Well, there was also one.  The old rabbit appeared in the recess of the female wall of the city wall. They all bowed their heads to Wei Xuan at the foot of the city wall: "Slave, please see your husband" In an instant, there was deathly silence above and below the city wall. Well, it seemed like something heavy had fallen to the ground.  The sound was accompanied by the clash of weapons. I quickly stretched my head to take a look. The mouths of the five hundred elite soldiers under the city were grinning like hippopotamuses, and their eyes were as wide as goldfish. Several court cavalrymen also had their weapons dropped from their hands.  They didn't even react when they fell off the horse. Not to mention them, even the soldiers guarding the city seemed to have seen a ghost. They looked like dilapidated stone sculptures erected in front of the ancient tomb. As for Wei Xuan, his eyes were wide open.  Yuan tilted his head back as if he had seen a ghost, and after a while he roared like an old cock being pinched by the neck, "What do you call me?"  " "Husband, yesterday, husband, didn't you specially send a brocade box to General Han, the city guard of Yijun County?  There are beautiful new clothes inside, and there is also a letter. As long as General Han can agree to your request" Xiao Taohong, who is fat, super fat, weighing at least three or four hundred pounds, waved her pink handkerchief in a coquettish way.  He said angrily, and kept ogling. "Wow, several of the light-tasting court cavalry immediately vomited. It seems that they often can't bear the shock and impact brought by such overly heavy-tasting members of the opposite sex.  Among them, two lions shook their heads and fell off their horses I saw him laughing and lying on the wall. Oh my god, it was so funny. Not only me, but also several guys collapsed on the ground with laughter.  Fortunately, these guys knew the importance, so they gently covered their mouths and rubbed their stomachs. Even Sister Qingxia laughed to the point of tears. But Xiao Taohong was not ashamed, but proud of her voice, which was as graceful as an oriole.  , and told the story to all the onlookers below the city. "Well, it's very simple. It means that General Wei Xuanwei was out on the battlefield for many days, very idle, and his balls ached and itched. One day, before the siege of the city.  At that time, he accidentally saw a middle-aged and elderly woman working on the city wall. She was shocked and thought about it day and night. Finally, General Wei, who couldn't stand the pain of lovesickness, couldn't help it and decided to write a pen for the garrison.  General Han Xiong of Yijun County wrote a letter. The request is very simple. He hopes that Han Xiong can hand over the middle-aged and elderly woman he dreams of to satisfy the wishes of General Wei Xuan, so that Wei Xuan can have sex with the middle-aged and elderly woman.  Women holding hands at dusk
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