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Volume 1 Text ¡¾090¡¿Mouse

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    When we were halfway through eating, the mouse arrived late.  Mouse is Xiaomu¡¯s friend who grew up wearing crotchless pants, but this kid is very different from Xiaomu.  First of all, externally, Mouse looks ordinary, especially his height, which is less than 1.7 meters even if he is stretched.  The biggest difference between the two is their personalities. Xiao Mu takes the high-end route, while Mouse often takes the stupid route.  Mouse has common problems among young people born in the 1990s. Sometimes seeing him makes us uncles feel happy.  In my memory, the most stupid thing Mouse ever did was in the summer of 2008, when he went to Mr. Lin to borrow money.  At that time, Mouse had just graduated from junior high school and claimed to have urgent matters. Mr. Lin thought that the boy had made the girl pregnant, so he lent him a thousand yuan.  For a junior high school student, one thousand yuan is still a relatively large sum of money. Young Master Lin was worried that something might happen to the mouse, so he followed him quietly. The result was beyond Young Master Lin's expectation.  The situation at that time was as follows: Mouse found an Internet cafe and deposited money into an account.  Then he logged into an online game called "Dien Dwarf Ax", and his opening words were domineering: "Come on, son, brush up!" Soon a player in the game whose name was all written in Martian script responded: "Grandson, no  You are my grandson!" Next, the two people swiped each other's horns for one dollar a time.  In less than ten minutes, the rat wiped out a thousand yuan.  This incident caused a sensation on their server, and many players shouted that it was awesome.  This caused the mouse to think that he was really awesome, but he didn't realize that he was actually very stupid.  After brushing the horn, the rat calmed down, but Mr. Lin couldn't calm down anymore, so he went back and beat the boy hard.  The beaten rat felt that there was no way to deal with it, so he went to the Internet to cry to me.  At first, Mouzi felt aggrieved: "Brother Niu, I have my own reasons. Brother Lin doesn't understand me at all. I've already stopped talking to a girl. If I don't use a thousand speakers to prove myself, I will still be there in the future."  How can I survive? " Don't say that Mr. Lin doesn't understand him. I can't understand him either. I thought about it and said to him: "There are many ways for a man to prove himself, but it is difficult to prove himself by playing the trumpet in the game.  .¡± Later, Mo Zi restrained himself a lot and finally stopped being addicted to online games.  After entering college, Mouse became obsessed with women.  According to Xiaomu, as long as Mouse is awake, he will always have his mobile phone in his hand, even when eating and going to the toilet.  There are two magic tools in his mobile phone, one is WeChat and the other is Momo.  Relying on these two things, Mouse has achieved certain results through long-term and unremitting efforts.  To be honest, I am relatively unfamiliar with these two artifacts. I know them but don¡¯t know why.  When I met a mouse today, I asked for advice seriously and understood the lifestyle of the new generation of young people.  I first looked at Mouse¡¯s WeChat, and when I saw his signature, I felt that I was behind the times. His signature was like this: ¡°Lonely women play on WeChat, lonely men search nearby¡± I asked him: ¡°What are you doing?  Won't signing a name scare away girls? " "Brother, you're out, the more unrestrained you are, the better. If your signature is too artistic, those girls won't want to talk to you.  My best friend from Momo, a girl born in 1995, her signature is very direct, just four words - shoot me!" I tried hard to digest this new concept, and asked: "How many have you mastered, have you caught up with Xiao Mu?  ?¡± When he talked about this rat, he was extremely unbalanced and said with a grimace: ¡°How can I compare with him? I am using my life to pick up girls, but he is standing still and being picked up by girls. The difference is as big as the world.¡±  He is the male god in school. He hooks up with more girls in a month than I do in a year. It¡¯s too difficult for me. I have to prepare for a long time if I want to date Black Fungus. Xiaomu is so cool, and Black Fungus takes the initiative to protect me every day.  "He." I sighed: "It seems that appearance is still important." "It must be like Cristiano Ronaldo," I bet his fans.  It must have been reduced by more than half! Besides, the biggest shortcoming of the coal ball king is that he looks a little bit ugly. If Messi had a Kaka face, I dare say there would be no such thing in football, and fans all over the world would become  I¡¯m a fan of Messi.¡± I heard the implication: ¡°Does this mean that you are the king of pick-up girls? I heard that you are known as the love saint of Momo, and there are thousands of beauties following you?¡±  Complex, with a bit of pride in his humility: "Don't listen to their nonsense. The situation is like this. At the beginning when I played Momo, no one liked me at all. Later I discovered aThe problem is that generally popular men are either handsome or have cars in their photos.  I came to my senses, borrowed Brother Lin¡¯s BMW X6, took a dozen photos at different angles and uploaded them. On the same day, more than 30 girls followed me" I was surprised: "Is this okay?  " Mouse: "Why not?  As long as your profile picture shows you driving a BMW, there will definitely be girls taking the initiative to protect you.  "I asked: "Aren't you wearing a gang?  " Mouse: "No, let me tell you, I am quite kind. Anyway, I borrowed Brother Lin's car and drove it out for a while.  When it comes to hooking up, no matter how bold a person is and how productive the land is, a loser who has no courage can only masturbate for the rest of his life.  There are people in our school who are more ruthless than me. This junior beast sneaked to the Audi on the street and took a selfie. He claimed that his father was the deputy mayor. Can you imagine that he could still seduce black fungus like this?  ¡± I really can¡¯t imagine that hooking up in this era is so different from meeting people online in our time. Through this incident, the only thing I feel gratified about is that the rat finally no longer thinks of itself as a loser. The Internet was just popular at that time  When using this word, rats like to call themselves "this dick", and I scolded them to death. I always believe that when a man is used to calling himself a dick, it means that he has given up on himself and even looks down on himself.  How can people who look down on themselves be valued by others? I think words such as common people, grassroots, and otakus all contain a glimmer of hope. As long as you don¡¯t give up on yourself, you will one day be able to counterattack. Only the word diaosi is clear.  It is a serious insult and leaves no hope. Some people think that diaosi will one day become tall, rich and handsome. I sneer at this statement. Diaosi will become a nouveau riche at most. As for tallness and handsomeness, I am afraid that this cannot be evolved.  The saddest thing is that many teenagers who lack judgment have become diaosi without any idea. It seems that if they don¡¯t do this, they will not be able to keep up with the trend. Mouse has an advantage. He knows how to correct his mistakes.  Although he is not successful now, he is at least much better than the common diaosi. This kid also has inspirational elements. As I often say, once you start, you will be determined.  Then. As long as you have the guts to do anything, you will have a 50% success rate. You will never succeed by just watching YY movies. When the losers of the same age are watching movies and masturbating, they are already having sex with girls in double digits.  We have fought each other and accumulated rich practical experience.
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