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Volume 1 Chapter 6 We were transported through time

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    I always thought that the process of my life was like this: "To Youth" - "Love at the Hawthorn Tree" - "Love Apartment" - "Holding Hands" - "Family with Children" - "Four Generations Under One Roof"  .  However, now I sadly find that my life has skipped these steps and directly staged "The Love between Humans and Ghosts".  A Japanese female ghost, with no selfish motives, traveled thousands of miles to come to China just to bring spring-like warmth to me, an otaku?  ha!  Can you be more professional when you deceive people?  It seems that there are too many liars and not enough fools these days. Homeboys like us who have never experienced anything in the world have been pulled out as pre-reservists.  ¡°And I think the worst thing is Sadako¡¯s situation. She wants to seduce me but is unwilling to show her face. Do you think I am the kind of man who will be tempted by a female creature when he sees her?  I tell you clearly: Yes!  ¡ª¡ªAh, what a painful realization I have thought very carefully about the standards for my future wife. I think she should have the restraint of a Chinese woman, the figure of a Korean woman, and the skills of a Japanese woman Ahem, but none of these.  important.  The appearance of Sadako deeply hurt me. I never thought that my future wife would be a female ghost - to be honest, I even thought about the female ghost. When I was a child, I released a big-mouthed catfish.  I imagined that a woman like Yao Chen would come to me in the future to repay my kindness, but I really had no idea about the female ghost.  The most important thing is that the female ghost has no body this huh?  Do you understand?  Sadako looked at me without even the slightest hint of belief, and her expression seemed to have become cold.  Although I couldn't see her face, I could still feel that she seemed a little disappointed.  She said calmly: "Xian Liu told me that although you and I are destined, if you don't want to, I won't force you. This time in the chaos of the three realms time and space tunnel, you are the one who maintains the order of the earth. Liu Xianren wants to  I have to help you. " "What? The defender of the earth's order? " I don't understand. This thing sounds like Ultraman who protects the peace of the earth, but if you want to deceive me, you must at least get this.  "Tathagata Divine Palm", how can there be such a white wolf with nothing?  But one thing I have to believe is that no matter what, this Sadako is real.  I stood in the living room a little trembling and looked at Sadako: "Can you explain this matter to me clearly? There is another reason for the shooting. I can't just become the savior out of such weirdness.  "Okay." If this was the case when I was in elementary school, I would agree without hesitation.  But time flies by, years are like a pot, and people¡¯s hearts have been stewed to death. I am no longer the young lady who didn¡¯t even know to ask for matches when buying a pack of cigarettes.  You want me to do something like saving the world without getting paid?  snort!  The minimum is three hundred yuan per month. If I ask you to counteroffer to two hundred and fifty yuan, then it will really be two hundred and fifty yuan for me.  However, Sadako didn't seem to be able to explain clearly. She stood there in a daze and said, "Xianren Liu just asked me to come to you. He didn't explain anything else. I don't know how the specific arrangements were made." I don't know.  Why, when I saw Sadako's thin body trembling slightly in the wind, I suddenly felt a little soft-hearted in my heart.  If you put aside the identity of the ghost, she looks like she is only ten years old. It doesn't look good for such a young girl to be so coldly ignored by me. After all, she didn't show any intention of hurting me.  .  I looked at her and said: "If you don't want to stay with me, you can leave at any time, and I will never keep you. Well I'm going to bed now. If you want to sleep on the bed, I'll make a bed on the floor."  "No need." Sadako said, turning around lightly, "I'm sleeping in the TV." I watched her turn around and got into the TV, feeling in my heart, "It's really hard for her." But in my mind.  But I couldn't help but have a few thoughts: "How about I turn the TV screen to face the wall", or "Move the TV to the balcony"?  These two thoughts make my heart skip a beat, especially the latter.  I live on the third floor. If Sadako fallsit seems like she's floating, so it doesn't seem to be of any use!  I was confused again That night, I slept very uneasily. Countless female ghosts appeared in my dreams, Xiaoqian Qiurong, Xin Shisiniang Passionate has always been synonymous with Chinese female ghosts, "Liao Zhai" Among them, they guarded the scholars on their way to the exams, comforted batch after batch of candidates with their bodies - or ghost bodies, and made an indelible contribution to the college entrance examination in ancient my country.  They are pure ghosts, ghosts with high moral standards, and ghosts that have escaped from vulgar taste.  Now they appear in my dreams one after another, showing me with their graceful figures that female ghosts can also be charming, and female ghosts can also be as beautiful as gods. Come on, change your sexual orientation, and the next one will be Ning.  Caichen is you.  My heart moved, I changed, and then, Sadako faced a miserable face??'s face appeared in my dream "Ah!" I suddenly sat up, covered in cold sweat.  Is this a hint of fate?  I feel a little disappointed. Although I know that wife (LP) and beauty (PL) are often antonyms, but it really turned out like this, I really can't accept it.  Early the next morning, I ran out of the house before Sadako climbed out of the TV.  He searched around for a brick, hid it close to his body, and embarked on the road of revenge to find Liu Laoqi.  I found Liu Laoqi in a corner of the square. When I saw him for the second time, the old man was mingling with a group of ladies performing Yangko.  I carried a brick and rushed over at lightning speed.  At this time, Liu Laoqi suddenly shrank his head warily, turned around, and saw me at a glance: "Zeng Qiang?" "It's too late to shout 'Zhen Qiang' now!" I grabbed his collar.  , "Liu Laoqi, please explain to me clearly what happened to the female ghost in my house? If you don't explain the matter clearly today, I will let you see how your head blossoms." "Xiaoqiang,  Calm down." Liu Laoqi looked like a rogue, "Sadako didn't hurt you in your house. Didn't you gain the ability to talk to animals?" When he said this, I suddenly calmed down.  After thinking about it, this matter of co-writing has something to do with him. The brick in my hand froze and said, "Then you can't let a female ghost in my house." Liu Laoqi said: "Isn't that what you want to know?  What's going on? Let me tell you, um where to start? Let me introduce myself first. My brother is the Jade Emperor, and I am his envoy to the world. In fact, we are not the only ones in this world.  The universe we all know well, such as the Milky Way, has countless planes that are parallel to our world. This is called the Three Thousand Thousand Worlds in Buddhism. On the surface, these worlds appear to be parallel, but in fact they are parallel to each other.  There are many places that are relatively weak, so two originally unrelated worlds may become connected for some reason, and then someone passes by, that is, time travel, do you understand? " "Nonsense, you are with me?  The writer said that time travel, you are playing with a big ax in front of Lu Ban's door, and Mr. Cang is playing with a chick on his crotch. How can I not understand this?" I was a little impatient with his nonsense, "Do you have any other useful content?  Just tell me quickly." "Well, I have two pieces of news now, one is bad, and the other is also bad. Which one do you want to listen to?" Me: "" "The first news is ours.  Someone penetrated me from behind," Liu Laoqi said with a sad look on his face.  Traveling through time is a very honorable thing, but being transported through time is a shame.  As we all know, once a person travels through time, he can do whatever he wants in another world. Even if he was a scumbag before, he can still use his IQ of less than 30 in the other world to humiliate the masters and geniuses of the entire other world; after going to the other world, he can do whatever he wants.  He eats other people's food and spends their money to pick up other people's girls and seize their power. He goes out with a bunch of thugs to molest women from good families, and also teaches other bullies who molest women from good families a lesson.  So, behind every time traveler, there is a group of alien natives who were silently abused.  Unfortunately, our lovely earth seems to be in serious trouble.  There are 40 million male bachelors in China, your doom has come, and a large group of prostitutes from other worlds are approaching.  ¡°Where¡¯s the second bad news?¡± I asked with some worry.  "These time-travelers are very powerful!" Liu Laoqi sighed, "We found out their true identities from an ancient material called "Journey to the West". They once accepted a special mission. That  It was to prevent Master Tang Xuanzang from going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, and on the way, he set traps and fought wits and courage with Master Tang Xuanzang¡¯s three disciples, leaving behind a series of heroic deeds that are both epic and touching. " I was stunned: "Journey to the West.  The monster inside? " "Yes." Liu Laoqi sighed.  "Holy shit, those monsters are so fierce, and they all have their backs. You ask mewhat are you going to ask me to do?" My head was sober for a while, and confused for a while.  "Don't worry, Xiaoqiang. In fact, not all of these monsters are murderous. They come here just because they think the other world is very novel. If you take them to play, maybe they will put down their butcher knives. Then  You have made a great contribution to the creation of the world." "Do you believe it?" I asked Liu Laoqi.  "No!" He shook his head firmly.  Me: "" "But don't worry, we won't give you free money if you help us work in heaven. You see, you have already got a Sadako as your wife before the official start of work. Now a civil servant  There is no such treatment." Liu Laoqi said, "If you continue to work hard in the future, the benefits will be indispensable to you. The animal language now is your first month's salary."??We paid it in advance.  ¡± I still felt a little aggrieved in my heart: ¡°But why did you choose me?  How do I look like a savior?  " "It doesn't look like you at all, but because of this, we chose you.  The more unlikeable you are, the more likely you are to catch someone off guard. Maybe you can save the world, right?  I'm very optimistic about you.  "Liu Laoqi patted me on the shoulder and said. "Can I resign?  "I smiled flatteringly. No matter how it sounded, this old guy seemed to be deceiving me. He probably used me as a temporary worker and was planning to let me do the work. "No!  Liu Laoqi smiled even more obscenely, "If you want to resign, we will take away the ability of animal language from your body. If you take away an arm and thigh, or take out some of your brain, we will  But irresponsible.  " I almost cried. Liu Laoqi patted me on the shoulder: "It's okay. If you go back and make more preparations, there may not be any danger.  " I felt happy: "You mean you can be sure they won't eat me?  Liu Laoqi said: "I mean, they all like to eat cooked food. You have time to write a suicide note."  Besides, Big Big Wolf hasn't eaten sheep for so many years because he always wants to eat cooked food.  I'm optimistic about you becoming the next Pleasant Goat.  " I took a deep breath, you old turtle is cruel! Are you from Heaven? That's so shameless. Now I understand deeply why Heaven sent Liu Laoqi to perform the task. This  The old guy is one of those guys who dares to chase giraffes in the African savannah after getting the recipe for duck necks from Wuhan. His kung fu has been mastered to the point where he can fight with bare hands. When I meet this kind of old vixen, I really  I was out of options. I said with a sad face: "You want to kill me or chop me into pieces. Just kill me."  " "Don't be so pessimistic, the first batch of people who have crossed over will come tomorrow.  I have made arrangements for you to pick her up at the train station at 12 noon tomorrow.  Liu Laoqi said. "Who?"  " "The Bull Demon King!  "
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