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Volume 1 Chapter 9 Red Boy

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    "Cough, cough, cough!" We all choked and covered our noses and came out of the cold drink shop. Red Boy was still coughing, like an old range hood, with smoke coming out of his mouth and nostrils.  I looked at him with a worried look on his face. Red Boy rubbed his belly and waved his hand: "It's okay. I'll continue eating next time." Me: "" I took the three demons into my broken jeep, and the Bull Demon King was almost there.  My jeep was packed with people, and he couldn't get in the passenger seat, so Princess Iron Fan got up holding Red Boy in her arms.  The Bull Demon King occupied all two seats in the back row by himself.  It looks like a Maitreya Buddha sitting in a mooncake box, flying ultra-low altitude close to the ground.  Fortunately, it wasn't a headwind when we came back, otherwise the car would probably have to run backwards based on the amount of wind blocking the Bull Demon King's body had.  "This mount is too shabby. I can't stretch my arms or wipe my legs." The Bull Demon King complained from behind, but I thought to myself that this was the best thing I could borrow.  Fortunately this time, only three came. If the seven banshees from Pansi Cave came, I would have to find someone to borrow a tractor.  Seven fairies in ancient costumes were sitting on a tractor. Anyone who saw it would probably think that some folk performing troupe was performing in the countryside to express condolences.  We were driving all the way to my house. The Bull Demon King was sitting in the Jeep, his head was as blank as the people in the bus passing by.  Along the way, I drove my car towards my home as if I was running for a better life. When I passed by a construction site, Honghaier suddenly sighed.  The Bull Demon King sitting in the back seat asked carelessly: "Why is my son sighing?" Red Boy's white little finger pointed at the dump truck used by the workers to pull bricks and cement on the construction site: "I remembered that I used to be a saint on the mountain.  When I was a baby, these little cars looked like my old Fire Cloud Cars." The Bull Demon King looked at them and said, "If you want to play with them, I'll get some for you, okay?" "I'm scared.  He trembled and said quickly: "No, Brother Niu, these belong to other people, don't grab things randomly." Before the Bull Demon King could say anything, Red Boy said contemptuously: "I don't want it." I burst into tears at that time.  Oh, what a good boy!  What a sensible child, what does it mean to emerge from the mud without being stained, what does it mean to be clear and clean without being a monster?  Come and take a look, these are the inner words of a kind and innocent child, how simple and touching.  Before I could finish sighing, Red Boy pointed to a tanker truck in front of him: "I want that one, that one looks majestic." Me: "" Alas!  How unlucky I am!  real!  Every time my mother tells me my fortune, she always says, "If you are rich and powerful, you will have noble people to help you in your destiny. The only bad thing is that it is easy to get entangled with women, and your life will be ruined." When I heard these fortune-tellings, I thought to myself  My life was full of expectations, but after so many years, I don¡¯t know whether they calculated wrongly or I lived wrongly. I resolutely embarked on the opposite path to what they said.  There is always a distance between reality and ideals, but this is not necessarily a bad thing. If there is no distance, who would care about ideals? So I don¡¯t care, I still live strong in this world.  When life turned everything into a black humor, I naturally evolved myself into a highly educated gangster.  But I didn't expect that even though I was living such a healthy and positive life, God would still let me meet Liu Laoqi, a cheater.  I am as healthy and positive as a sunflower facing the sun, but in the end all I get in return is "lack of sunshine"!  I don¡¯t even remember how I persuaded Red Boy to give up the idea of ??seizing the oil tanker. When I finally brought the three demons home, the Bull Demon King sniffed and said, ¡°You have a lot of ghosts in this house.  It¡¯s heavy.¡± I pointed at the TV and said, ¡°Well, there¡¯s a female ghost living there.¡± The Bull Demon King said, ¡°Do you want me to take it away?¡± I was stunned for a moment, thought about it carefully, and shook my head, ¡°No.  "The Bull Demon King's statement made my heart flutter a little. It's really scary for Sadako to stay at home.  But there are three monsters standing in front of me now. If they attack, their destructive power will be much greater than that of Sadako. They are completely different from grenades and atomic bombs.  An ancient Chinese saying goes, "Wuji produces Tai Chi, Tai Chi produces Liangyi, two phenomena produce Four Symbols, and Four Symbols produce Bagua." I don't know whether Wuji can produce Bagua, but boredom obviously can.  What I am currently receiving is a group of idle and boring time-travelers. The most painful thing is that they also possess superhuman abilities.  After the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan stood still, they looked around and said: "Xiaoqiang, your cave is too small and shabby. I also saw that riverside garden on the road, which is much prettier than yours." I  With tears in his eyes, he said to the Bull Demon King: "Brother Niu, I know this clearly even if you don't say it. It is a famous wealthy area here. The decoration style of the Spanish royal family is better than what I have here."  The Demon King said: "It turns out thatWhere the emperor lives, let¡¯s live there too and just drive them away. I like to live where the emperor lives.  "Does this abominable Bull Demon King have magical powers? In my eyes, superpowers are like RMB. Poor people use money to solve problems, and rich people use money to create problems. People like the Bull Demon King are obviously those who are rich and like  The people who create problems. They have the confusion and idiotic self-confidence of all time-travelers, and they also have the irresponsibility of all time-travelers. They treat the other world as a toy playground and play as they please.  As indigenous people, we don¡¯t even have the opportunity to say ¡°Ya Zhu Die¡± or ¡°It¡¯s not allowed there¡± like the actresses did. We were filming a rape film, and I unfortunately took on the role of the female lead. ¡°No.  "I pulled back in fear, "Brother Niu, actually my place is also decorated in royal style.  "The Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan, and Red Boy all looked at me with disbelief. My forehead was covered with cold sweat, and I said: "What I have here is an ancient Roman Colosseum-style decoration. The royal family members of ancient Rome were the most beautiful.  Like the style.  "The Bull Demon King's family therefore expressed that the taste of the ancient Roman royal family was really not very good. I was secretly glad that they didn't know that the Colosseum was mainly populated by animals being fought, otherwise they would have killed me. "Poor me.  The locals can only silently save the earth time and time again. The reason why others are tired of living is often because they can¡¯t let go of their arrogance and lose face. But I live tired because I can¡¯t make money and can¡¯t afford it.  I have a car and a house, and I have to wait for a bunch of kings. I¡¯m so depressed! I have a bad appetite and I¡¯ve lost the pleasure of masturbating. What¡¯s so exciting about this small house?  Very, there are only two bedrooms, one for me to sleep in during the day, and the other for my parents to live in when they come, and then add a living room of less than 20 square meters and a bathroom. I led the three demons around the two bedrooms.  , Bull Demon King and Iron Fan Princess chose the room where my parents usually stayed. I went in to make beds for the two of them. When I came out, I saw Hong Hai'er and Sadako sitting on the sofa watching TV. Hong Hai'er.  Relying on Sadako's body is like a younger brother leaning on his sister. This scene is quite harmonious and loving. I was a little touched and a little emotional for a moment. Poor Red Boy can be regarded as a generation of demon king.  I haven't seen what a TV looks like for a thousand years, and I am not as knowledgeable as a five or six-year-old child. Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a sense of superiority. In order to build a good relationship, I quickly stepped forward and showed my courtesy.  Di said to Honghai'er: "This box is a thing that can tell stories. There are many little people in it. This one is in love with this one. This one" I tried hard to explain the working principle of the TV, but Honghaier was cold.  He said coldly: "This is a TV set, and what's inside is Fahrenheit and SHE. You've been living for so many years, and this is what people have always told you?  "Me: "" Honghai'er looked at me with a regretful look like a fool, and quietly said to me: "It's okay, I won't laugh at you.  After saying that, he seemed to have a sense of intellectual superiority. He took Sadako's hand and said, "Sister, let's stay away from him."  ¡± Me: ¡°@#£¤%¡­¡­¡±
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