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Volume 1 Chapter 8 The Hep-ruling Bull Demon King

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    After saying hello to the three demons, I rubbed my hands and said, "It's very hot today. I know there's a good cold drink shop nearby. How about we go there for a drink. Then we'll go back to my place."  I've already arranged a place for you to live. If you have any requests, just ask. I'll do whatever I can." The Bull Demon King nodded with satisfaction: "Well, not bad, I've thought about it a lot.  Thoughtful, no wonder Liu Laoqi used you to entertain us. " I was shocked and quickly corrected: "Brother Niu, Liu Laoqi just asked me to entertain you, but he didn't intend to use me to entertain you.  "I think I have to clarify this word, it is related to whether I am a person or a dish.  But - in their eyes, there seems to be no difference The Bull Demon King laughed loudly: "Don't worry, your eyes are rolling, and you look like a bad guy at first glance. If I eat you, I'm afraid of getting upset.  ¡± Me: ¡°@#£¤%¡­¡± I don¡¯t know whether I should be helpless or relieved. You can imagine, which one is more important, someone scolding you for having your conscience eaten by a dog, or your conscience not even being eaten by a dog?  Makes you depressed.  "Should we go or not? It's so hot!" Princess Iron Fan frowned.  After she finished speaking, she fanned her twice hard, which almost scared me out of my mind.  Fortunately, this banana fan does not seem to be the kind of uncontrollable magic weapon. When I used it as a fan, it did not blow people away, which temporarily put a stone in my heart.  But I couldn't help but said: "Sister-in-law Niu, please don't use this fan casually in the future. There is air conditioning in the cold drink shop, which is cool and saves trouble." Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly and put away the banana fan. I was so surprised  I breathed a sigh of relief, but thinking about the Bull Demon King's appetite, I felt a little worried about my wallet.  I used to treat money like dirt, until I realized that I was a septic tank.  I took the three demons with me and walked to a cold drink shop next to the train station.  What I was thinking about was how grateful they would be to me if I invited them to eat this on such a hot day, but when we reached the door of the cold drink shop, we were stopped by the waiter.  The waiter might have seen the fancy clothes of the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess, and wanted to stop him, but he couldn't give any reason, so he could only mutter: "Sorry, we don't allow you to bring your own drinks  " Before he could say anything, Princess Iron Fan grabbed the Bull Demon King beside her, shook it in the sky, and shoved the Bull Demon King in front of the waiter's nose: "Does your drink look like this? " This is too much.  I was shocked. The Bull Demon King was more than two meters tall, and he looked like an inflatable doll. He was held by the Iron Fan Princess and waved like a mop. Not only the waiter, but also me was stunned. Silly.  He looked stupidly at the Bull Demon King dangling in the air.  The Bull Demon King spread his hands at me and made a helpless shrug expression.  The waiter was so frightened that he almost peed his pants and ushered us in quickly.  I opened the way ahead with lingering fear. Just as I entered the store, I happened to meet a girl walking out of it.  This girl was tall, wearing a navel-baring dress that only covered her breasts, and a pair of hot pants on her lower body. Her two slender, white legs were crystal clear, and she walked past me gracefully.  I didn't react at all, but the Bull Demon King behind me suddenly screamed. I was startled, and when I turned around, I saw him covering his eyes, while Princess Iron Fan crossed her fingers with her fingers and said viciously: "  "Look!" I was startled, and just as I was about to speak, Princess Iron Fan glanced at me and took out the banana fan: "It's your first time to bring him to such a romantic place, and not even me or the child."  Taboo, hum! I'll give you a fan each." "No, ma'am!" Lao Niu waved his hand quickly, I was already stunned.  Princess Iron Fan took out a banana fan, chanted a spell, and was about to slap me on the head. I suddenly shouted: "Stop!" Everyone was shocked by me, including the one who walked past us just now.  The beauty had already reached the steps outside the door. She was so frightened by my move that her high heels tilted and she rolled down the steps.  Oh my goodness, the bra pads and sanitary napkins fell out.  And the most unlucky thing was not her, but when she fell, she grabbed the waiter who just stopped us, and the two of them rolled down together. That kind of human tragedy made me truly feel: There is a kind of love called letting go.  .  But I had no time to pay attention to such details. Instead, I pointed at the Iron Fan Princess and the Bull Demon King with grief and anger: "Whoever dares to threaten me again will die in front of him. Is it easy for me to fuck me? Buy a pirated copy  Pan saw a female ghost, met a wretched old man who was the younger brother of the Jade Emperor, and asked me to entertain you without even paying a penny of salary. You damn me, I won¡¯t do it anymore. You¡¯ll kill me.  I, if you can, kill everyone! Times are developing, society is progressing, and we modern people haveNow that you have achieved this virtue, you cannot see anyone showing his arms or legs. You can cover your eyes. We need to see¡ªahem!  ¡± I was so excited that I said the above words, but as soon as I finished speaking, my heart was completely cold. These monsters don¡¯t care about the lives of mortals like us. Just when I was trembling and ready to beg for mercy.  At this time, Princess Iron Fan put away the banana fan bitterly: "None of you male monsters are good.  "I spread my hands to show that it doesn't matter, you can't scold me anyway." The Bull Demon King added: "Where are the men?"  "Princess Iron Fan said angrily: "Men don't even have a good thing!  "Me: "Brother Niu" The Bull Demon King patted me on the shoulder: "We will die together!  Me: "" At this moment, Honghaier suddenly saw the plastic ice cream model hanging on the wall, pointed at it and shouted: "I want to eat that, I want to eat that."  "Princess Iron Fan hugged him and walked forward. I looked at Princess Iron Fan walking in front, and looked at the Bull Demon King with lingering fear: "Brother Niu, it's not easy!  " Bull Demon King sighed: "Fortunately, women are like this, but after getting married for a long time, it will get better slowly.  ¡± Me: ¡°You mean my sister-in-law has started to change for the better now?  "The Bull Demon King spread his hands: "I mean I have gradually gotten used to it.  " Me: "" The Bull Demon King cried softly: "I regret having a wife, brother!  " I wanted to pat his shoulder comfortingly, but he was too tall, so I could only pat his butt: "It's okay, just get used to it. There is a female ghost at home. I peed twice except for the first time.  Pants, now there is no reaction at all.  " Princess Iron Fan turned her head and saw me patting the Bull Demon King's butt. Her expression was like being struck by five thunders. Speaking of which, she was quite pitiful. Although she didn't know whose daughter she was, she at least had the title of princess.  Instead of meeting the white horse in my life, I married a black cow. The most important thing is that this old cow also had an affair and hooked up with a vixen. It¡¯s true that people are not judged by their appearance, and mistresses are not worthy of comparison. Now she turned around and saw me taking pictures.  The Bull Demon King's ass couldn't help but sadly thought that I would not only compete with women for men, but also compete with men for men. I was afraid that she would misunderstand, so I quickly whistled to the girl next to me to prove that my sexual orientation was normal.  The girl¡¯s boyfriend slammed the table angrily and stood up, but after looking at the Bull Demon King¡¯s figure, he yelled: ¡°Boss, three more ice cream cones.  "Although I had a moment of silence for Princess Iron Fan in my heart, I thought about how difficult it was for the Bull Demon King. He was so strict about his wife's control. He was so majestic outside, but in front of his wife, he was like a man who couldn't make money.  There are many middle-aged men. To be honest, it is normal for an old demon king to have an affair. And he is just a little vixen in the mountains. He is the best at it.  That is to say, the male protagonist of the rural novel. Compared with modern people, he faces all kinds of urban beauties and white-collar ladies every day, and his treatment is very different. I have fucked more women than he has, hum!  After sitting down, the ice cream ordered by Honghaier was brought up. When Honghaier saw it, it was far different from the table-sized model on the wall. He immediately looked at me with disdain and said, "You should have told me if you didn't have money. Why would you take such an ice cream?"  The little one comes to fool people.  " I was sweating profusely: "That's fake, you can't eat it.  " Red Boy was even more contemptuous: "When I was a kid, when I wanted to eat something, they both (pointing to the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan) said it was fake, inedible, and poisonous; now I meet a little brat like you.  , also used such words to lie to me.  " Me: "" In the end, I bought a dozen and piled them in front of Honghaier for him to eat. Many children next to the cold drink shop looked at Honghaier with envy. A little girl at the next table had big eyes.  Looking at this side with a bright look, Honghai'er picked up an ice cream and handed it over, and said generously: "I am happy today, and I will reward you.  The little girl curled her lips and said, "Rogue!"  " My head was full of black lines. I watched the red boy take back his hand and then silently finished all the ice cream. I was secretly thankful in my heart. It seems that these three monsters are not unreasonable. This time today  The mission was perfect so far, but at this moment, Hong Haier's expression suddenly changed, and he covered his stomach with a look of pain on his face, "Isn't it?  "At that time, I immediately thought of junk food and toxic substances. The sweat on my head started to drop. This shabby cold drink shop will cause me misery. This time we will all die. The Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess both  He looked at Hong Boy nervously: "My boy, what's wrong with you?  ¡± Red boy??Coughed twice and rubbed his belly with his hands: "Father, Queen and Queen, don't worry, it may be that my body belongs to fire. I ate too many cold things and drank water, which is a bit conflicting."  He said: "Then you try breathing fire." "No." I quickly wanted to stop him, but I couldn't stop him anymore.  Red Boy slapped his mouth three times in a row, opened his mouth and said, "Hoo"!  A big puff of black smoke
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