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Volume 1 Chapter 15 Bringing Bad Children

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    Liu Yaqian looked at me and smiled: "I heard that you helped my senior sister solve a big problem a few days ago." She looked very beautiful when she opened her mouth and smiled, and her white teeth were very neat.  I think girls are really a magical species. As long as they smile, even the stars in the sky will be eclipsed.  Do all girls look good when they open their mouths and smile?  I think the answer to this question is yes. Of course, it also depends on whether the scores are mosaic What Liu Yaqian said probably refers to the group of small animals that Chen Ruolan and I brought back from Wang Jinquan a few days ago. I guess  Chen Ruolan was deeply impressed by how all the poisonous snakes obeyed my command.  I said to Liu Yaqian with some humility: "No, as an employee, you should help the boss solve problems." Liu Yaqian smiled jokingly: "Are you just an employee and the boss?" I spread my hands speechlessly, I know  What does she mean? I also want to develop further, such as my beautiful boss, but there is a world-class female ghost living at home. Do I feel like that?  My current situation is as follows: "I have a tiger in my heart, and her gender is mother!" However, I am quite grateful to Liu Laoqi for this matter. Although Sadako is a female ghost, fortunately  The era of life is not far from now.  As the saying goes, "a junior girl holds a gold brick", Sadako is at most a wall bigger than me.  If Liu Laoqi gives me a female monster that has lived for thousands of years in "Journey to the West" and is as big as the Great Wall of China, then I really can't stand it.  They are older than me, so they are supposed to be my elders; however, human beings are always making progress, and my knowledge is much broader than theirs, so I can be considered an elder. You say I should act coquettishly when facing them.  Are you being cute, or are you relying on your old age to act like you are old?  I was joking with Liu Yaqian here, and after talking for a while, my mobile phone rang again. I opened it and saw that it was the number I left for Sadako again. After I answered the call, it was the wretched Liu Laoqi again.  I simply didn¡¯t want to pay attention to him, so I pretended to be a computer and said, "I'm sorry, the user you dialed doesn't bother to pay attention to you." After saying that, there was silence for a while, and I continued: "Sorry, you" Mr. Liu  Qi said humbly over there: "You have the ability to continue talking." Me: "" I was depressed, and suddenly I thought of a picture on the Internet. No matter what the Jade Emperor said, the Tathagata Buddha only said: "You  Beaten by a monkey." Finally the Jade Emperor couldn't bear it anymore and said directly: "Can you not mention the monkey?" Tathagata Buddha said: "Your daughter was raped by a mortal Your sister was raped by a mortal Your niece was also raped by a mortal.  "It's gone." The Jade Emperor said depressedly, "Let's talk about monkeys." I felt happy and said, "Grandson, don't be proud. Your brother Liu Laoliu was beaten by a monkey!"  What¡¯s wrong? Your national football team lost to Thailand five to one.¡± ¡°¡­¡± How cruel!  I gritted my teeth and said: "Liu Laoliu's daughter was picked up by mortals." Liu Laoqi: "Your national football team lost to Thailand 5-1." "Liu Laoliu's sister was also picked up by mortals." Liu Laoqi:  : "Your national football team lost to Thailand five to one." "Her niece has also been raped by mortals." Liu Laoqi: "Your national football team lost to Thailand five to one." "Oh no!" I got angry: "  Can¡¯t we not mention the national football team?¡± Liu Laoqi said: ¡°You are still a virgin at the age of twenty-three.¡± Me: ¡°¡­¡± Liu Laoqi: ¡°Not only are you a virgin at the age of twenty-three, you also have girls¡¯ hands.  "I haven't held her hand." Me: "" Liu Laoqi: "Not only are you a virgin at the age of twenty-three, but you have never held a girl's hand. You have also received no less than ten good guy cards."  Buried in his crotch: "Let's talk about the national football team" Living in this world, you must not make an enemy of a god, and what is more difficult to deal with than a god is a stick like Liu Laoqi. I  I finally realized it.  Liu Laoqi laughed loudly over there and comforted me: "Xiaoqiang, don't reject me. There are good people among the gods, right? At least everything I do now is good for you." I feel weak.  He said authentically: "If you have any bad ideas, just pour them out. You are such a bad old man, and you followed me naked for three kilometers. If I squint my eyes, I am a psychopath." Not only did I not want to see him,  I don't even want to talk to him anymore.  Liu Laoqi said: "Don't be so negative. I have a good news for you. The organization is going to test you." "You can go ahead and come over, but the prerequisite is agreed. I can't sacrifice anything except my appearance." I said directly.  The trump card. ?Liu Laoqi said: "I just received a notice that the search for the time and space rift this time is very arduous. The Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan and I may not be able to come back in a short time. You have to take good care of Red Boy, and Zhen."  Son. If you encounter any trouble in the future, I can't help you. You will have to solve it yourself." I said calmly, "I won't encounter any trouble without you." After saying that, I suddenly remembered, "  "You haven't left my house for so long?" "No, I've already gone there. Isn't this just to call you and go back to your house? It's more than 10 cents a minute to call you from the public phone."  " "Go away!" I hung up the phone directly. This old guy really knows how to save money.  Liu Yaqian was inserting the needle into her daughter, and while infusing the fluid, she looked at me and said, "There are a lot of things to worry about." I sighed: "You are a man." Liu Yaqian smiled slightly: "Senior sister, don't you want you to learn pet medicine?  ? Come, follow me and prepare medicine for your daughter. I will tell you how to treat this disease. This is the most common disease in puppies. If you learn this, you can make money just by treating this disease.  He raised his head and pointed at the infusion bottle: "Isn't this medicine inside?" "That's just saline solution." Liu Yaqian said.  I absent-mindedly followed Liu Yaqian to learn dispensing medicine, but what I was thinking about was the situation at home. Liu Laoqi, the grandson, took away the little private money I had picked out from between my teeth, making my already relatively tight life even more difficult.  , fortunately the most delicious Bull Demon King is gone.  Sadako doesn't need to eat anything. As for Hong Haier, he has a child's body after all, so he shouldn't be able to eat too much. As long as he doesn't find the supermarket selling snacks, my salary should be enough.  When I was thinking wildly, a very beautiful sports car parked at the door of the pet clinic. Judging from the shape of this car, I only know tractors for cars that can run.  A handsome boy got out of the car. After getting out of the car, he did nothing but opened the trunk of the car. Inside was a large field of roses as bright as fire.  Roses are getting cheaper and cheaper here now, and many married men are willing to buy them for their wives.  Liu Yaqian's place is in a downtown area. This boy's behavior suddenly attracted the attention of many people, and many people stopped and watched.  I looked at Liu Yaqian: "Looking for you?" Liu Yaqian's face was as cold as ice: "No." I was shocked: "Damn, are you here to find me?" Liu Yaqian burst out laughing, and then said: "  "Xiaoqiang, can you do me a favor?" I looked at her sideways and said, "You don't want me to pretend to be your boyfriend to stop this follower?" Liu Yaqian's eyes lit up: "Smart.  " I said directly: "Stupid! It's such a rare thing for a rich and handsome man to chase you. This car must cost tens of thousands." Liu Yaqian said with a dark face, "You can buy it for ten thousand.  Car tires. " "Yes. It's the dream of many girls to marry into a rich family. Just accept it. Isn't it better to be a noble lady?" I advised.  Liu Yaqian frowned: "I only know that the noble lady is a bitch. Alas, shouldn't you guys stand up for this situation? Can't you do me a favor? I really don't like him, so just treat it like that  It¡¯s a show of love.¡± I looked at the boy outside and shouted: ¡°Liu Yaqian! Come out, I have something to say to you.¡± I said, ¡°But I can help you.¡±  I thought to myself: If a handsome guy comes to chase you like this, if you don't agree, what's the point of asking me to be a MT?  I used to be praised by everyone as "a very nice young man". If I went out with you, the grandsons watching the theater outside would definitely think in their hearts, "Hey, a flower is stuck in cow dung." I would be at a loss.  .  Besides, this kind of boy has good conditions and must be confident in himself. Even if you drag me out, he will definitely be clamoring to compete fairly with me, and you will still be in trouble.  "I can't agree to this kind of thing. The male protagonists of other urban novels often rely on this plot to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers to win the hearts of beautiful women, and then slap the rich and handsome in the face.  But I can't do it. How do I know if Liu Yaqian really doesn't like him or if they are just enemies?  If a young couple is having fun and I get slapped in the face, that's not worth it.  I can be a villain, but I can¡¯t be allowed to finish being a villain and still suffer the same consequences as a decent person.  Moreover, life experience tells me that you should never interfere in other people's emotional affairs between men and women. If they become adulterous, they will blame you for intervening; if they become adulterous, they will blame you for sabotaging it in the first place.  The most annoying thing is that if two people get married, they will blame you for not doing enough damage in the first place and ask, "Why did youDidn't you work harder at that time?  Are you just going to watch us step into the grave of love?  "For this kind of person, if you meet three people buried alive and one and a half, there is absolutely no unjust, false or wrongful conviction. "I don't care, he chased me from the first grade of high school to the graduation of college. It has been seven years. If I persist in the war for one more year, I will win.  Anyway, I can't agree to him anyway.  Liu Yaqian looked at me and said, "He is not as good as you think."  " I waved my hand quickly: "Don't say that, please. He and I are innocent.  " "" Liu Yaqian held her head: "What should I do?"  " "Hold on, hold on!  "I said, "Except for breasts, nothing in this world is a big deal; except for toothache, there is nothing that we can't grit our teeth and persevere through.  " Liu Yaqian simply ignored me. The boy shouted for a while, but Liu Yaqian didn't come out. The POS had already been set up, and there were enough people cheering around. He probably thought that as soon as Liu Yaqian went out, he would kneel down on one knee to woo her.  The ideal effect was achieved. Unfortunately, Liu Yaqian didn't come out, and he couldn't do a talent show like an animal's courtship to attract the target, so he could only stand outside and knock melon seeds as if watching a show.  He looked at me speechlessly: "You are so interested.  " I spread my hands and said, "How great. Now that your store has become famous, business will definitely be good in the future. I even suspect that this person is your trustee.  " Liu Yaqian ignored me. The boy outside finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Xiaoqian!  "I walked in holding flowers. I thought to myself: Xiaoqian? Why is this a female ghost again? I am allergic to female ghosts now. After the boy walked in, he glanced at me and his expression changed: "Xiao Qian  Qian, who is he?  " Liu Yaqian said angrily: "How did I know?  Do I still have to ask my guests for their names?  Fang Tianzhe, can you please stop and stop?  I just opened my business here, and you ruined my first business.  "The boy apologized quickly, and at the same time glanced at me with arrogance and disdain. I also rolled my eyes at him. The most innocent emotion between people is probably to look down on each other. My daughter was weakly cheering for me on the side.  : "Xiaoqiang, fight back, scold him, scratch him and bite him" "Hello, my name is Ning Caichen.  "I said to the boy with a smile. I didn't want to offend him at first, but who asked him to pretend to be cool with me. There are many people in the world who love the great cause of pretending. They believe that there have been three cases in human history so far.  There are three famous apples: one seduced Eve, one woke up Newton, and one was held in the hand of Steve Jobs. These three apples illustrate that passion, seeking knowledge, and showing off are the ladder of human progress But they don't understand it as much as I do.  , since I met Liu Laoqi, I have learned that pretending to be cool lasts only a moment, and being shameless lasts forever! Faced with people who suffer from the "if you don't pretend to be cool, you will die syndrome", teasing and teasing them is a kind of fun.  Fang Tianzhe looked like the four ** kings of Mingjiao. The four colors of purple, white, gold and green appeared in turn. Liu Yaqian's eyes lit up and she gave me a thumbs up quietly. Fang Tianzhe gave me a cold snort.  , said to Liu Yaqian: "Xiaoqian, aren't we friends?  Let me see you. Why are you always so cold to me?  Liu Yaqian said: "Just because we are friends, what do you mean by holding the flowers?"  " Fang Tianzhe was choked. He didn't understand that men like to exchange friendship for love, but women are used to using friendship to reject love. The so-called trick, Tai Chi, pushing things around, women have a natural ability to practice  Talent. Liu Yaqian introduced me just right: "This is my friend, Zeng Qiang.  " I waved to Fang Tianzhe, thinking secretly that I was on a pirate ship. After all, I was still young and energetic, and I accidentally fell into the trap. And the most depressing thing was that I was wearing a big vest and big pants, and my feet were dragging.  Wearing a pair of slippers, he looks like a fire cloud evil god. This look is really far from Fang Tianzhe. There is no way, ordinary boys like us are often like dogs. When we were young, everyone would call him cute.  When I grow up, everyone will tell me why I look so grinning. Although I am not that scary, and sometimes I even think I look pretty when I look in the mirror, but when compared with Fang Tianzhe, I am clearly in a different world.  There are many kinds of men in the world, some have good looks, some have good figures, some have good families, I have a good mentality I held a cigarette in my hand, looked at the roses in Fang Tianzhe's arms, and said: "  Don¡¯t give this to me in the future. Girls now like down-to-earth boys. If you give me some broccoli and garlic, Xiaoqian can fry it for lunch.  " Fang Tianzhe and Liu Yaqian: "" "You" Fang Tianzhe glanced at me angrily and said to Liu Yaqian: "Xiaoqian, there are annoying people here. I will be there tomorrow.Come.  "After saying that, he actually put down the flowers and turned around and left. I looked at his back in surprise, secretly despising him. He turned out to be a scumbag with less than 5 combat effectiveness. I thought I had encountered a difficult master today. Liu Yaqian is obviously  I didn't expect this situation. After being stunned for a while, I gave a thumbs up to me in surprise: "Awesome, it seems that I did not hire the wrong person today. Let me just say, Senior Sister Chen is such a powerful person, and her subordinates  He must be a master as well.  "Liu Yaqian has a much more lively personality than Chen Ruolan. At this time, she drove Fang Tianzhe away. She was beaming with joy. After speaking, she scratched her head again, looked at me and said, "But the way you were just hanging around with a cigarette under your arm looked like a gangster.  " I pointed at her nose: "I helped you and you still insult me ??like this?  You remove the word 'like'.  " Liu Yaqian: "" Liu Yaqian was silent for a moment, and suddenly sighed. I looked at her and said, "What's wrong?  You drove away the handsome guy, and now you feel distressed again?  "    "cut!  Liu Yaqian sat in front of the computer disdainfully, "Handsome guys in the world are often unreliable. Besides, he is not the only handsome guy in the world."  I actually don't hate him, he's a nice guy, not like other rich boys, but I really don't feel anything for him at all.  That feeling is the feeling of despair when I think about marrying him in the future. With this feeling, how can I consider him?  " "What a tragedy.  "I felt sorry for Fang Tianzhe, but after I finished speaking, I couldn't help but feel sad for myself. They all say handsome guys are unreliable. No one thinks I'm reliable even if I'm not handsome~~~~ Liu Yaqian raised her head, a pair of black and white  He looked at me with clear big eyes: "Why do you think he is so persistent?  It¡¯s been seven years.  ¡± I looked at him and said, ¡°We don¡¯t have a close friendship. If you ask me this kind of question, it¡¯s hard for me to answer it. Shouldn¡¯t this kind of question be discussed with my best friend?  " "It's okay, I treat you as one of my own.  "Liu Yaqian said. "I felt happy: "You mean you think I am a gentleman, and you can trust me that I will not have any intentions towards you?"  Liu Yaqian said: "That's not true. What I mean is that even if you have intentions towards me, I will reject you without hesitation based on your appearance."  " Me: "" Liu Yaqian covered her mouth and giggled: "Okay, I'm just kidding. I've been living with Senior Sister Chen recently, and she often talks about you to me. I think you're quite fun, so even though we're here today  When we met for the first time, I felt quite friendly, like an old friend.  " "Chen Ruolan?  Why is she mentioning me to you?  Also mentioned often.  "I said with a proud smile. Liu Yaqian pursed her lips and said, "Where did you want to go?  You are the only employee in your store. If she doesn¡¯t talk about it, who will you talk about?  Stop thinking about good things and think about it for me. Why did I provoke Fang Tianzhe? He insisted on fighting with me for eight years.  " "You are beautiful.  "I replied casually. "Do you boys only care about how good-looking the other person is and don't care about whether they have feelings or not?  " Liu Yaqian asked a little sentimentally. "Ha!  "I smiled and thought to myself: It is difficult for a man to judge who is truly better for him, but he can easily feel who can make him feel better. This is what we say to find someone who loves us. But the real reason why he likes beautiful women. This shows that boys are not all utopians. We are very practical. Of course, I can¡¯t say this to Liu Yaqian. I waved to her: "You need to think about it slowly." Got home from get off work.  " "What are you doing going home so early?  Aren't you alone?  "Liu Yaqian talks a lot more than the average girl. "Who said I am alone when I have a child and a woman at home?  "I replied casually. "What?  Liu Yaqian's eyes burned with a raging fire of gossip, "You already have a child?"  " "My friend's child" I said speechlessly. "What about the woman?  "Liu Yaqian asked with a smile. I seemed to have seen articles of gossip taking shape in her mind. I used to see Chen Ruolan's cold face, and I always felt a little uncomfortable. When I saw her now, I knew someone who was willing to do it.  A woman who keeps her mouth shut is really a gift from God. ¡°She lives in my house.  " "Oh" The light in Liu Yaqian's eyes went out, and she opened her mouth to speak but stopped. I quickly waved to her, "See you tomorrow!  " Before leaving, I touched Nannan's head, and Nannan winked at me: "Brother Xiaoqiang, come on, get this girl, I support you.  " I chuckled: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will send you to the breeding station.  "    "rogue!  roll!  "Nanny barked at me. When I got home,Sadako and Hong Hai'er were sitting on the sofa watching TV. Hong Hai'er was still eating a kind of food, which looked like some cold rice balls with some meat and vegetables on them.  When I came back, Sadako looked back at me, greeted me, and said, "Come over and eat sushi." I lowered my head and looked: "Thisdid you make it?" "Yeah!" Sadako said calmly.  Nodding, "He was hungry at noon, and there was nothing in your refrigerator, so I made some, you can try it." I took it from Sadako's hand with mixed emotions, and couldn't help but sigh in my heart: Could this be me?  Looking for a hot bed for your wife and kids?  The family eats around the TV, which really feels like an auspicious family.  Hong Hai'er pointed to "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" on the TV and asked me proudly: "Xiaoqiang, do you know why the current beggar gang does not distinguish between the Dirty Clothes Sect and the Pure Clothes Sect?" I said in surprise:  "Why?" Honghaier said to me mysteriously: "Sister Sadako told me, because humans invented washing powder." I quietly lay in his ear and said: "Sister Sadako is wrong, actually because  Human beings invented streaking.¡± After I finished speaking, I felt Sadako slap me on the head: ¡°Don¡¯t lead him astray.¡±
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