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Volume 1 Chapter 16 Went to eat KFC

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    I stood up straight and looked at Sadako looking at me with a bit of annoyance. I couldn't help scratching my head and laughing, and said to Honghai'er: "My TV set has relatively few channels. From now on,  I¡¯ll give you a better TV and let you check out a few more channels.¡± Honghaier shook his head: ¡°I don¡¯t want it. I went to watch it next door at noon and their TV was broken; they had too many channels.  , but the programs were all the same. Three were playing "Pleasant Goat", two were playing "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", and a few were playing "Wulin Gaiden". " A line of cold sweat broke out on my forehead.  A simple child, he didn't know it was because summer vacation was coming.  I was secretly glad that I didn't let him see the "Journey to the West" playing.  "Stop watching TV, I'll take you two to dinner." I quickly turned off the TV.  As soon as Hong Boy heard that he was eating, his eyes immediately lit up, and he raised his hands and said, "I want to eat KFC." I started sweating again, because I must have seen those deceptive KFC advertisements on TV.  The best girls in the world exist in KFC advertisements. Even if your boyfriend buys you a 15 yuan luxury lunch, you will be happy to death, but what about in reality?  When Red Boy knew about KFC, I seemed to see my wallet, which had never had an erection, shrink quickly like a naked man meeting Sister Feng.  " Seeing Sadako and Honghaier looking at me expectantly, I couldn't help but feel sour in my heart. One of them is a beautiful woman and the other is a cute young lady. They both have this look in their eyes. How can I still refuse to agree?  "Let's go!" I waved my hand.  "Oh!" Red Boy cheered and clapped. His two short legs moved quickly. His whole body was like a meat ball, rolling around the living room quickly. He took out an umbrella from the bedroom next to him.  .  "What are you doing with an umbrella? It's not raining." I asked.  Honghai'er said: "The sun hasn't set yet, and Sister Sadako can't go out yet. This umbrella has a formation I cast on it, which can protect Sister Sadako from the erosion of the sun." I said strangely: "You are not  Have you lost your power?¡± Hong Haier said disdainfully: ¡°Do you think I¡¯m a scumbag like my parents? They are monsters, but I¡¯m no longer a monster. I¡¯m a good boy from the world of monsters.  The connection is gone. At most, I can¡¯t use the Samadhi True Fire or anything like that, but the magic power of my immortal clan can still be used.¡± I took a deep breath and said, ¡°Then why didn¡¯t you go look for the space-time rift with Liu Laoqi and the others?  "Isn't your magic power all fake?" Hong Boy nodded: "It's so fun here. The intersection of time and space is full of chaos, wind, thunder and fire. I don't want to go there." "This kid is so smart."  I looked at Hong Haier's two big eyes that were like a mixture of black and white mercury, and sighed in my heart. He looked small, but in fact he had lived for thousands of years and was much smarter than us.  Moreover, when I was very young, I became the king of the mountain and held a high position. Unfortunately, when I grew up, the only official I ever held was the labor committee member. The advantage of being an official is that others only have to sweep the floor once a week, but I have to sweep the floor once a week.  We have to scan seven times a week, not counting temporary health inspections.  And there is one more thing that shows that Red Boy is smart. In order to catch Tang Seng, he hung himself from a tree and staged a scene of a group sex in the wild and the temptation of tying up young children. At that time, Tang Seng decisively couldn't hold it anymore.  He also knew that he would not have been caught if he had turned into Guanyin and deceived Zhu Bajie. If he hadn't ended up sitting on the lotus platform because of his playfulness.  I led Hong Hai'er and Sadako, who was holding an umbrella, to the bus stop. Sadako held Hong Hai'er in her arms. The three of us looked more and more like a family.  At this time, a beggar held a small bowl full of change, walked up to me tremblingly, and said pitifully: "Good-hearted brother, please help me, I wish your wife and children will always be healthy." Red Boy didn't hear the beggar clearly.  What to say, I saw him holding a small bowl filled with change and shaking it in front of me. I couldn't help but look at me with disdain: "Xiaoqiang, you are so miserable. Even the beggars are showing off their wealth in front of you."  Me: "" The bus came, and we crowded on it with the flow of people.  It was the rush hour for getting off work, and there were so many people on the bus. I was afraid that Sadako would be exposed to the sun, so I quickly went to protect her. We couldn't take care of the red child for a while, and she was squeezed in Sadako's arms.  Just call.  Poor little arms and legs, he couldn't push others away. At that time, I saw that he seemed to be angry. He suddenly made fists with both hands and waved. Before I had time to speak, a large group of people fell down around us, and the red boy immediately collapsed.  Kill this group of seat grabbers.  I stood there sweating profusely, and other people in the car immediately got up and cursed: "Why are you pushing? You are sick!" A non-mainstream girl with colorful perms on her head,  The face is as long as an overturned pomegranate skin, with pits and pits; and it is also a horse face that stretches thousands of miles, with the chin poking into the chest, which can be used as a goggles.??If this face is later unearthed and said to be a shield, future generations will certainly not doubt it.  The girl bared her teeth and yelled at me: "Is there something wrong with you?" Red Boy was also startled by the girl's colorful pheasant-like hairstyle, and looked at the girl blankly: "Are you the rescuer invited by the monkey?  ?" Me: "@#£¤%" The emotional red boy treated her like a pig.  The girl raised her hand and was about to hit the red boy. I was about to tell the red boy not to attack. An older grandmother next to me said with a kind face: "Forget it, young people. When you go out, you just want to be with others for your own convenience. It is inevitable that the bus will hit you."  The squeezing and pushing is normal, and they didn¡¯t mean it, forget it.¡± The girl pointed at me disdainfully: ¡°What bothers you the most is you stinky bitches, who are poorer than the rest of us and can¡¯t afford a car, so being crowded is the most annoying thing.  She is quite energetic when taking the bus." Her words immediately aroused public outrage, and many people laughed: "You are also squeezing the bus." The girl said arrogantly: "If it weren't for the traffic limit today.  How about I squeeze into the bus with you poor people?" Sadako asked me with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, do you have a number limit for bicycles here?" I said calmly: "There is no number limit, but you are not allowed to use the bus lane."  The crowd burst into laughter, and the girl lost her composure. She pointed at me and cursed: "You look like a poor guy at first glance. Why don't you take your family out for fun on weekends? People like you can only eat at food stalls. Poor people."  If you force yourself, you will be jealous of rich people like us all day long. Please make more money in the future, take your wife and children to eat at KFC, and enjoy the food of upper class people like us, knowing that in this world.  What is the life of rich people like? Oh, forget it, you don¡¯t understand how people like us who drink coffee and eat KFC can have a conversation with people like you who eat garlic and beer.  ¡± Before I had time to speak, the entire bus suddenly stopped. Everyone in the bus was staggering. A strong smell of gasoline came in from the windows. Many people who suffered from motion sickness covered their noses. In severe cases, they started to  Retching.  The girl was scolding me arrogantly, but now she couldn't help holding her nose and retching twice, and suddenly spit out a large puddle of noodles with a "wow" sound.  Honghai'er pinched his nose and said, "Xiaoqiang, does KFC sell plain water noodles?" He was no longer interested in KFC at this time.  Sadako said: "That noodle is not from KFC, but it is mixed with KFC ketchup." The people in the car burst into laughter. The girl blushed so much that she couldn't stand it anymore and jumped off the next platform.  Hong Hai'er and Sadako really don't understand each other, and the other cooperates with evil intentions, which makes this non-mainstream girl almost mentally collapsed. Who said that monsters and ghosts must rely on magic power to harm people?  After we entered the KFC store, Honghaier became interested. The decoration here was similar to the cold drink shop where I took him to eat ice cream. In his mind, as long as he didn't eat plain water noodles, it was a good thing.  I stood in front of the sales counter holding Honghai'er. Honghai'er's eyes were dazzled when he looked at the dazzling food names: "What are they written here?" He still didn't know many words.  I pointed to the picture next to me: "Look at the picture, do you like eating chicken wings?" Hong Boy nodded: "Okay, let's get two pounds of chicken wings first." I almost fell to my knees: "This is sold on a case-by-case basis." Hong  The boy looked at it and said, "Isn't this something that looks big in the picture but is actually very small?" I nodded, and the red boy said sadly: "Anyone who does this business should burn down their shop.  "I said: "" "What do you want to eat? I'll listen to you. Can you recommend one to me?" Honghaier turned to me and asked.  I quickly recommended my favorite food: "The spicy chicken drumsticks are pretty good." Sadako was also very interested, pointing to the shrimp sticks in the picture: "The shrimps are delicious, I recommend you to eat this."  The child nodded: "In that case, let me have some chicken popcorn." What's your temper?  Sadako and I didn't like talking to this kid anymore Red Boy whistled to the beautiful waitress inside: "Girl, give me some chicken popcorn." The girl inside looked at me with a dark face.  , obviously it¡¯s my fault as a parent who doesn¡¯t educate well, but who did I offend?  This child is thousands of years older than me!  Besides, my tutor is pretty good. At least I haven't been clamoring for cannibalism in the past few days since I've been here.  I was depressed, but Sadako also had a problem. She didn't know much about Chinese characters, so she muttered for a long time and said, "Let's have a deep sea shark castle." My head fell on the counter with a thud: "That's the deep sea."  Cod Castle."  Before I finished speaking, Red Boy pointed at the grilled wings in the picture: "Let's get some new Ultraman grilled wings." "Pfft~~~" I spat blood all over the floor, "That's New Orleans grilled wings.  Wings" Under the strange gaze of the waiter, I led the young and old to the table dejectedly.  Hong Hai'er was in a good mood, with her little feet bare and still swaying while eating. She looked around and said, "Xiaoqiang, why do they use their mobile phones to take pictures before eating?" I looked at it and said, "Food hygiene is not safe now."  , and you will know how you died after taking a photo.¡± ¡°Oh.¡± Hong Boy nodded, and after a while he put his head to the table next to him. There was a woman eating with her child.  There were a few chicken wings sprinkled with a thick layer of chili powder.  Hong Hai'er shouted: "Sister, are your chicken wings spicy?" The woman glanced at Hong Hai'er and said, "Ah, this child is so cute, I like children the most." After saying that, she picked up a chicken wing and stuffed it into  The child took a bite from his own child's mouth and burst into tears, crying loudly.  The woman turned to Honghai'er and said, "It's very spicy. Children, please don't eat it randomly." Me: "" Is this her biological child?
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