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Volume 1 Chapter 17 After eating and walking on the street

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    The red boy Sadako and I were sitting in the KFC store. The red boy was feasting. Sadako's body is a ghost body. If she eats too much, she needs energy to digest it, so she only drinks a little drink.  I was quite hungry originally, but when I saw Red Boy eating so much that was not commensurate with my body size, I was so scared that I didn¡¯t dare to eat.  The portions at KFC are small and expensive, so it¡¯s really not cost-effective to bring him here to eat.  Before I could finish feeling distressed, a couple at the table next to me had already started arguing. The boy said, "You are really good at eating. You are so fat and can still eat so much. Do you know that these things are very expensive? I  This month¡¯s living expenses have been almost eaten by you. Not only do you like to eat, but you also like to play around, which really gives me a headache.¡± The fat girl sitting with the boy said with tears in his eyes: ¡°You scold me for eating something.  Didn't you agree that you would support me for the rest of your life? Why do you get angry now when someone comes out to eat? "The boy said, "Then you have to look at your body shape. People like you, I  From now on, they can only be kept in captivity, not free-range.¡± Girl: ¡°¡­¡± I was greatly inspired. It seems that people like Honghai¡¯er can¡¯t be free-range in the future.  The couple at the next table left noisily. Sadako suddenly looked at me and Honghaier and asked, "What do you think the girl just now looks like?" It seems that women, whether they are humans or ghosts, are very concerned about looks.  A topic that is always of concern.  Before I could think of how to answer, Hong Hai'er had already replied without raising her head: "She is as beautiful as a fairy." I shuddered and looked at Hong Hai'er, who is persecuting this child's aesthetic sense?  Whether she is the Iron Fan Princess or the Jade-Faced Fox next to the Bull Demon King, they can all be considered beauties, and Lao Niu's aesthetics are also normal.  Although Hong Hai'er is from a demon clan, he has become a good-luck boy now. How come his aesthetics are so different from those of normal people when he stays with Guanyin Dragon Girl all day long?  Sadako obviously didn't expect Hong Hai'er's answer to be like this, and asked in surprise: "You mean she is as beautiful as a fairy?" Hong Hai'er said: "It doesn't look like a fairy, but her body shape is quite like a giant spirit god.  " Me: "" This damn kid has such a venomous mouth!  If I were that fat girl, I would fight with him. Even if I can't beat him, I will still fight. As the saying goes, fat people are destined to die. It may be heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Mount Heng, or heavier than Mount Heng, or heavier than Mount Hua, or heavier than Mount Song   Sadako looked at me and Honghaier and couldn't help but said with a little contempt: "You men, you will always only look at the appearance. In fact, what is really precious about girls is their hearts." "Haha." I laughed.  , nodded in agreement, but thought extremely depressed in his heart. They are both lazy, stupid, dumb and greedy. Just look at the difference in people's evaluations of giant pandas and pigs. No one will love you first.  of appearance.  This is why in the advertisement, they were treated to a KFC, chewing gum, and a cup of Xiangpiaopiao, and they were together. But in reality, no matter how much effort I put in, I could only bring a female ghost and a girl with me in the end.  The little demon eats together.  Family determines destiny, appearance determines future!  Sadako held her cheeks with a pair of snow-white hands and tilted her head to look at me: "If I didn't look like this after I lifted my hair, wouldn't you even want to look at me? It wouldn't look like that at all.  Are you talking and laughing with me like this?" I sighed, nodded and shook my head: "If you were a rotten face, I would definitely not even look at you; if you were the fat girl just now,  In that case, I won't ignore you, but I definitely want to laugh in my heart. It is not a horror movie but a comedy movie. In fact-a woman's appearance can only determine whether a man stops for her, but a woman.  The inner nature is the decisive factor that determines whether a man will stay for her. Not every man must find a good-looking girl -" After hearing this, Sadako looked at me very appreciatively,  I continued - "Most of them like people with good figures." Sadako: "" It seems like she doesn't like talking to me anymore.  While we were talking, Red Boy had already cleaned up all the food in front of us. He looked at me with a pair of big round eyes, and it seemed like he was not even half full.  I sighed and opened my few remaining wallets: "How wonderful it would be if you were not a boy who gives money, but a boy who spreads money!" Red Boy spread his hands at me speechlessly: "They are not all the same." I  After thinking about it, I realized that he had almost scattered all my wealth.  I was feeling secretly distressed in my heart when the cell phone in my pocket suddenly rang again.  Liu Laoqi has made me a little sensitive to cell phone ringtones now. When I opened it and saw an unfamiliar number, I felt a little nervous. However, this time the voice coming out of the phone was that of the Bull Demon King: "Xiao Qiang,  I'm your brother Niu! Haha.?Although I have no magic power, I can still use my ears. Where is my child?  Are you here?  Let him talk to me.  "He used his cell phone as a listening ear. I handed the cell phone to Hong Boy, and I heard the Bull Demon King over there laughing loudly and saying: "My boy, I am your father, guess who I am?  " My head hit the table with a bang. Mental retardation is indeed contagious. I only stayed with Liu Laoqi for a few days and it became like this. The red boy here said loudly: "Dad!  " "Oh, my son is so smart. He guessed it right right away. He is worthy of being my child. He is as charming as your father and I were when I was young.  "The Bull Demon King said happily. "What kind of family are these? I thought depressedly in my heart. The voice of Princess Iron Fan came over there: "My child, what are you doing?"  " "Eat KFC, Xiaoqiang brought me here to eat KFC.  "    "Is it tasty?  "The Bull Demon King asked. "It's quite delicious, but it's just too little. I can't feel full.  "Red Boy said a little aggrievedly. Princess Iron Fan over there said anxiously: "Then what should we do?  You are still growing, so don't starve. There are so many people in the human world. If you are really hungry, they won't be able to notice even if you eat one.  "I was so frightened that I broke out in a cold sweat: "Sister-in-law Niu, don't teach your children blindly. If we have one less person here, we will definitely be discovered immediately.  Brother Niu, take care of yourself!  " The Bull Demon King said "Hmm" all over, and said to Princess Iron Fan: "Stop teaching your child blindly. He is still young, and he doesn't have the true fire of Samadhi. How can he eat raw food?  ¡± Me: ¡°@#£¤%¡­¡± I don¡¯t remember what the Bull Demon King said to Red Boy later, and I don¡¯t remember when they hung up the phone. I just remember the way I looked at Hong Boy pitifully and lost my mind.  . He has magic power now. I can't stop him if he really wants to eat people. Sadako looked at me and whispered to me: "It's a pity that I don't have magic power I can't help you."  " I sighed: "It's okay. If I can survive this difficult period of time, let alone a female ghost, you will be a fairy as beautiful as a giant spirit god. I will love you wholeheartedly and guarantee your beauty.  The bar (mana) is always full.  " Coming out of KFC, I looked at the people on the street who were like fried chicken drumsticks, inevitably destined to be eaten. Red Boy sat on my neck and asked me curiously: "Xiaoqiang, why do you care so much about other people's lives?  ah?  I think this is how you behave. You are so poor that you don¡¯t even want to eat more at KFC, and no one else gives you money to treat you well. Why do you care so much about other people¡¯s lives?  ¡± I burst into tears. Yes, I love this world, but who the hell loves me? I have always thought that I was a bad guy. Only when I met them did I realize that there are almost no people who are kinder than me.  .Forcing a good person into prostitution is unacceptable, but forcing a bad person to become a good person - I can only say that you are cruel! The pressure I have to face in life is like a neck. If I can hold it, I will be Lu Yu, if I can't, I will.  Liu Huan, where am I now? I am Prime Minister Turtle Night fell quietly, and Sadako also put away the umbrella that Red Boy had used for her. We walked quietly on the crowded pedestrian street, and I watched with envy.  Looking at the couples on the street, those couples also looked at our "family of three" with envy. Regardless of whether the red boy eats people or not, he is extremely cute and has attracted the attention of many girls.  The girl actually came up and pinched Hong Haier¡¯s face, and then gave her snacks. Hong Haier was very angry when her face was pinched at first, but when she saw someone giving her snacks, she immediately started to act cute.  Walking down the pedestrian street, I gained a lot. I even wanted to let Red Boy dress up as a little beggar and beg on the street. The harvest every day was definitely enough for him. We were walking on the street, and suddenly a person was running in front of us.  Behind him were a dozen people chasing him and shouting: "Stop, stop!  Stop, don't run!  " Someone snatched the wallet? I was shocked, but before I could react, Sadako had already stretched out her leg and tripped the person to the ground: "If you dare to rob something, Xiaoqiang, let the red boy go!"  "Why do female ghosts have such a sense of justice? I shouted: "Don't meddle in other people's business.  "However, Hong Hai'er looked at the person who was tripped by Sadako and already rolled up his sleeves and said, "What's the matter?  " Sadako said: "He robbed someone else's wallet, catch him quickly.  " "Okay!  "Red Boy jumped down from my shoulder, with small fists in both hands, walked up to the man, and without any explanation, punched the man who had just gotten up to the ground. "Stop fighting.  "I shouted. Sadako looked at me: "Aren't you a good person?  Why don't you care about this?  " "" Me: "Fight!  "I was originally worried about getting into trouble for meddling in other people's business, but when I thought about it, IWith both of us here, what trouble can there be?  If we don¡¯t cause trouble for others, we are doing good deeds.  Red Boy beat the man who snatched the wallet so hard that he screamed wildly. The dozen or so people behind him were startled when they came forward, and they hurriedly stepped forward to pull him away: "Whose child is this? Sir?"  Don't care? Don't fight!" Sadako said in surprise: "He robbed your wallet, why are you still protecting him?" The man said: "Who said he robbed your wallet? This guy just didn't want to treat you.  , we are just chasing him." Me and Sadako: "" "Whose family does this kid belong to?" Hong Hai'er finally stopped, and the dozen or so people looked at the salary increaser being beaten like a pig.  He looked at Red Boy in amazement: "This kid grew up eating beef, right? He's so powerful!" "What did you say?" Red Boy stepped forward again. His father is the Cow Demon King, and eating beef is taboo for him.  ah.  Sadako and I quickly picked up the red baby and ran away. At this time, we heard the person behind the salary increase covering his face: "Damn, I originally wanted to save money and not treat guests, but who knew it would cost medical expenses. If I had known, I would have treated you  Well, at least I can still eat some." Alas, I sighed in my heart, some people are alive, they are dead; some people are dead, they deserve it!  I told you not to treat me!
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