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Volume One, Chapter 43 of the Ascension Conference: Group Crosstalk

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    After Wang Lu signed his pen name, the Immortal immediately held the jade slip and showed off to his companions happily: "Haha, I have his signature." Then he ran back quickly: "Please be sure to change from zero to zero."  Start writing this masterpiece and finish it." "Well, I'm a little bit right now" "It's okay, we understand very well. You should take a break since you have been writing continuously for so long, but we will always look forward to it." Wang Lu held it in his hand  That jade slip watched him gradually go away.  At the same time, you can still vaguely feel that there is a fanatical belief gathering outside the rostrum Wang Lu used to be the leader of the Wisdom Sect, and he knew very well that this power was the legendary power of faith.  The question iswhere did he get this power of faith?  The identity of the leader of the Wisdom Sect has gradually faded away, and the power of faith has not been paid much attention to by him So is the power that is coming in now due to his own readership?  I have been writing a book in the martial arts arena for many years, but not only did it delay the time, but I also gathered a lot of fans?  This is really an unexpected surprise, but the most important thing now is not this one.  Wang Lu frowned, already aware of the strange atmosphere here: "Tsk, no wonder you feel something is wrong, why are you still here? With your patience, you can't wait for me to write a book for many years, right? How long has it been here?  "Wang Wu said with an expression of deep pain of being doubted by his loved ones: "Tsk, only one month? It doesn't reflect my persistence and tenacity at all. I feel like five years have passed.  It seems like six years. But looking at it from another perspective, I achieved the results of five or six years of practice in one month, which is a blessing in disguise." "Hey, it sounds like you are quite confident in the results of your practice. Could it be that these five years?  After six years of practice, how much longer has your dagger become? " "" After being viciously ridiculed, Wang Lu narrowed his eyes and prepared to fight back fiercely. It seems that this master-disciple confrontation scene is quite interesting.  Time didn't play out. Could it be that this bitch thought that he had become unfamiliar with the art of eating after being distorted by time for five or six years in the competition arena?  However, before Wang Lu could speak, Xuan Mo interrupted coldly: "Have you had enough gossiping? Are there any programs in the future? If not, this farce will be over, right?" Wang Lu quickly  He said: "Of course not yet. The program list has been handed over to you. There is only one cross talk group left. Please be patient." " Then hurry up." Wang Lu immediately made a gesture to greet the last group.  People appear on stage.  Speaking of which, this group of people had a hard time waiting for Wang Lu outside the venue for a month.  Because Wang Lu is not sure how long his calligraphy copying can be delayed. If he is lucky, he can delay it for a year and a half. If he is not lucky, he will be cracked or stopped by the immortals as soon as the performance starts. Therefore, the next group of people must start from the beginning.  Be on alert outside from the beginning.  Although the actor's lounge is spacious, one can imagine how difficult it was to live in isolation for the past month. When they took the stage, they all looked sad as if they had been constipated for many years. Fortunately, their clothes at least still met Wang Lu's requirements.  Wearing a simple monochromatic gown and a stiff smile that looked insincere, this was the dignity of the crosstalk actors. When they walked from the backstage to the stage, there was an uproar outside the venue.  Many people suspect that this is the Lingjian Sect who is performing the traditional folk art of Cangxi Prefecture to drive away corpses.  If there is any merit worth mentioning about these crosstalk actors, it is that there are more people.  One, two, three, four The actors lined up in a long line to enter the venue. It took a whole meal just to enter the venue. In the end, there were six to seven hundred actors standing on the stage. As long as there were only ten  If one of the people is whispering, the venue will be noisy. People outside the venue will only hear chaos and be confused.  Although the program said it was a group cross talk, who has ever heard a cross talk with six or seven hundred people?  "Hey, Xiao Lei, have you ever heard of cross talk?" The Earth Immortal named Xiao Lei smiled bitterly and said: "Sister Xuan Mo, I have heard of it, but it was just that I was occasionally interested when I was a mortal. You  If you ask me what it is like, I can't tell you anything. It's just that most of the crosstalks I've heard are only about three or five people. It's really unheard of, maybe in the past 16,000 years.  There must have been great innovation in the art form." After hearing this, Xuan Mo judged that this nonsense of artistic innovation must be a new conspiracy of that boy Wang Lu. Thinking of this, Xuan Mo was shocked again: This  Could it be that Wang Lu had already decided on his own methods, so he arranged such a show?  Although 99% of these six to seven hundred people are mortals, and most of them are even incapable of binding a chicken, there are so many people that it is impossible for her time distortion to take effect.  Therefore, no matter what tricks the other party plays next, it is a done deal and there is no way to do it. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? The show officially started.  "Hello everyone, today we will perform a cross talk for you."  Among the six to seven hundred people, an old man in the middle said tremblingly. He had silver beard and hair, and was as skinny as wood. His thin body made his joints bulge. I don¡¯t know if it was the artist¡¯s character or bone hyperplasia.  However, it is obvious that this old man is quite prestigious among actors. After he spoke for a moment, someone stood up and said with a smile: "The name of cross talk is called New Year's greetings." Then another person stood up with exactly the same smile: "The so-called New Year's greetings.  It is a long-standing cultural tradition in our Kyushu continent.  ¡± ¡­Then just like this, the group of crosstalk actors quickly explained the ins and outs of the tradition of New Year greetings. Some of the audience members who did not know what was going on heard it vaguely, and felt that they had learned something vaguely, but more  But it was baffling. Xuan Mo asked the person named Xiao Lei in a low voice: "Is this what group cross talk is like?  " Xiao Lei said: "It's completely wrong. The cross talk I've heard is basically a few actors making fun of each other. Sometimes they will sing a few verses. This kind of long expositionmaybe there, but it's not intentional.  Divided into sentences, if one person says this one by one, this is nothing.  " "We just explained to everyone what New Year greetings are. Why do we need to explain it this way?  " After hearing this, Xiao Lei quickly patted Xuan Mo on the shoulder: "Sister Xuan Mo, listen quickly, they are going to explain.  " As a result, as soon as Xuan Mo turned his eyes away, the person speaking had already changed. " Because if you don't understand these things, it will be easy to make a joke.  " Then a person next to him turned his head - not to the person who just spoke, but to the other side: "What's the joke?  " The person on the other side immediately responded: "For example, I know a person named Zhang San. He doesn't understand what New Year greetings are, and he made a joke.  " Another person behind the man asked: "What joke did Zhang San make?  ¡± A newcomer stood up and said: ¡°One day, Zhang San went out to visit relatives¡± Next, more than a hundred people completed Zhang San¡¯s story in the form of dialogue. The main idea was nothing more than what Zhang San said when visiting relatives.  The wrong words caused a misunderstanding, and everyone laughed. Then an elder came forward to point out Zhang San's mistake, and educated Zhang San to seriously study the excellent traditional culture and become a useful talent to the country and society. Zhang San said with shame and excitement  I will definitely follow the instructions of my elders and work hard During the telling of this story, Xuan Mo felt uncomfortable all over. This kind of one-to-one conversation, and their stiff expressions that were smiling but not smiling It was as if there was something wrong.  An invisible will played with these six to seven hundred people as puppets. This feeling was simply creepy. Not to mention laughing, Xuan Mo felt as if a demonic wind from the Nine Nether Hell was blowing around him.  She was silent for a long time and asked, "Xiao Lei, what do you think of this performance?"  Is it because I can't catch the laugh line?  " Xiaolei considered it and said: "I always feel that this story should not be funny.  " "Then can you explain what happened to those two people?  "  Laughing, Xuan Mo listened to the two people's sincere laughter while listening to the cross talk story on the field, and had to start to wonder if it was a mistake that he couldn't laugh. "I" Xiao Lei was speechless.  , I wanted to say that the brain circuits of these two people are different from ordinary people, and what they do is not surprising, but listening to the exaggerated laughter, he couldn't speak. "I don't quite understand."  "Except for Xiao Lei, the other immortals also don't understand. "What's so funny about that story just now? Is it true that the art form of later generations has evolved to the point that our aesthetics can't control it? Is it possible that in the last preaching line?  Is there any burden that only future generations will understand? But having said that, apart from the two of them, the Lord Hetu, the Red-robed Ancestor, and others were all sitting upright, with no sign of a smile.  Where is it? In the midst of confusion, the crosstalk actors had already begun to analyze the previous story in a deeper way, starting from why young people don¡¯t know about excellent traditions, and soon came to the attitude towards foreign cultures.  The audience began to feel sick in their chests and stomachs, and then they finally discovered to their relief that judging from the words of each person, these six or seven hundred people seemed to have almost finished speaking. In fact, they actually had to say it.  It's over. From the beginning of the show to now, each of these six or seven hundred people has been talking for at least half an hour. The younger ones are just that, and some of the old artists with both virtues and talents can hardly stand.Yes, you must be supported by two people around you at the same time to stand up straight.  Xuan Mo turned her head and glanced at Wang Lu, and she didn't expect that he didn't delay on this show As a result, the next moment, she watched with dumbfounded eyes as the people on the stage began to leave the stage in an orderly manner. From the other side, another group of people wearing simple long-sleeved clothes appeared.  The man in the coat walked in with a smile on his face and waved to the audience.  Damn it, it turns out there is a substitute. (The preparation of the Spirit Sword briefing is still in progress There is a little pressure to rush the manuscript, so rest assured that the rewards will be distributed as promised)
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