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Volume 1, Ascension Conference, Chapter 44: How dare you not laugh!  ?

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    One, two, three, four Soon six or seven hundred people came in, filling the original actors' seats, and the conversation continued like this.  After the last person in the previous square waved goodbye to the audience and walked out of the field, and at the same time said his line, the new person finally found the opportunity to speak.  "Speaking of this foreign culture, I know a person who particularly admires foreign culture, especially the culture from the Xiyi Continent. He admires it very much." The actor who was the first to speak in the square also stood in the middle of the crowd,  Obviously his status is extraordinary, and his lines are longer than those of ordinary people.  But after saying that, he returned to the queue and stood there with a stupid smile.  Next, these six or seven hundred people told another joke about Li Si Nao who overly praised foreign culture. They also told a ridiculous story in a sinister way, and also added a lot of preaching and propaganda at the end of the story.  , there was also no point of laughter in the whole process, but two people on the rostrum were still rolling on the floor laughing.  Xuan Mo couldn't help it anymore. He stood up and walked to Wang Lu. He hesitated for a moment and then squatted down and patted his shoulder: "Hey, let me tell you, what was so funny about that story just now?" Wang Lu was beating his head at this time.  He couldn't stop, and when Xuan Mo asked, he raised his head and replied: "Hahaha, I, haha, tell you, haha, hahahaha, the hahahahahahaha just now, it won't work anymore, I have to finish laughing first" Xuan  Mo was stunned for a while: "I understand, just smile slowly." When she returned to her seat, she felt like she was being played as a fool.  Soon after, the second phalanx finished telling the story and exited one by one, and the third phalanx entered in order, with the same size of six to seven hundred people, and also brought a new long story The only one  The difference was that after the story was told, Wang Lu and Wang Wu's laughter became much smaller.  It seems that for Master Jin Dan, laughing wildly for more than two hours is also a huge burden.  Xuan Mo thought so, glanced at Wang Lu, and found out that when he was rolling on the ground, he seemed to be taking something from the mustard bag and putting it into his mouth.  As an Earth Immortal, Xuan Mo's reaction speed was so fast. As soon as his thoughts changed, he stretched out his invisible hand and held Wang Lu's hand, forcing him to show what was in his hand.  Two round pills.  "What is this?" Xuan Mo asked, while he had already revealed the answer, "Ha, the Forget-You Pill? A pill that can make people fall into extreme joy, forget all worries and laugh non-stop? It turns out that this is you  What¡¯s the point of laughter?¡± Being caught in bed like this, Wang Lu couldn¡¯t deny it, so he had to get up from the ground and kicked his master, who was still laughing, to signal her not to laugh anymore.  "Haha, I, hahaha, hahaha just now, I have already taken the medicine hahahaha." "Okay, then you can laugh slowly." Wang Lu sighed, and then said to Xuan Mo, "Actually,  This is all a misunderstanding.¡±  Some people who need help. Those actors who sweat and perform cross talk on stage need our laughter and applause, so I will dedicate laughter to them even if I take drugs. Of course, it would be best if I can laugh without taking drugs.  It¡¯s a good thing, but it¡¯s a pity¡± ¡°So you also know that the cross talk they talk about is not funny at all.¡± Wang Lu said: ¡°Well, as long as you are not an idiot, you won¡¯t find their cross talk funny, but at least it is very fair.  Energy, very main theme, very educational Listen, aren't we talking about how to treat foreign cultures correctly?" "Crosstalk is not for teaching, okay?" Wang Lu said: "This issue can be discussed later, but now  The problem is, apart from preaching cross talk, they don¡¯t know how to do other cross talk.¡± ¡°Then don¡¯t ask them to perform.¡± Wang Lu shrugged: ¡°Then they will starve to death.  Except for this kind of unfunny cross talk, they don't know any other kind of cross talk at all. Before I found them to attend the opening ceremony, most of them were living hard in their respective art circles. Fortunately, there are monarchs in some countries who like art, so they still have it.  You can make a living by being affiliated with some places But there are actually some cross talk actors who are not even qualified to be affiliated and are really starving to death. " "Then, I think this opening ceremony is an opportunity.  , the opportunity to show their situation to the public. Believe me, these talents can better represent the overall situation of crosstalk in Jiuzhou Continent. "Wang Lu said: "This.  The opening ceremony is our Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance showing you the various things in Kyushu today. Compared with blindly??To show off the glamour, I would rather let you see a real Jiuzhou Continent.  In fact, don¡¯t you think these actors are somewhat similar to us?  "    "oh?  " Wang Lu pointed to an actor on the field who was trying his best to express his lines: "Look at him, although he only has one line, at least at the moment he performs, that line is all he has, and he will do his best.  "  " "Yeah, although it's not worth a cent in your opinion, but that's all they have.  " While speaking, Wang Lu waved his hand, and saw the scene in the competition venue suddenly change. In addition to the cross talk of hundreds of people, there were many more scenes. Xuan Mo was just stunned. According to the regulations, no one is allowed to  In the show, Wang Lu brought out many scenes with just a wave of his hand. It was not that he used any magical spells, but he had already set the time. In other words, could he even have the conversation at this moment?  Is everything settled? But soon she no longer had time to think about these things, because the scenes inside the venue had already begun to record the daily life of the crosstalk actors.  In the simple thatched house, a ragged woman said hoarsely: "Lao Zhang, my second brother and sister-in-law came again yesterday.  "The man named Lao Zhang frowned: "Are you here to ask for money again?  My teacher told them that I will definitely pay them back. As long as Zhang Yuanwai holds another cross talk show, I can make money to pay them back.  The woman just sighed: "When will Yuan Wai Zhang hold another cross talk show? And even if he does it again, will he invite you to go?"  Didn't I say that the last performance was not funny at all?  " Lao Zhang slapped the table angrily: "I secretly learned the joke from a famous master in the county. How can it not be funny?  Moreover, it is both educational and entertaining. Isn¡¯t it true that the young master of Zhang Yuan¡¯s family is lawless and needs someone to persuade him to do good?  The woman opened her mouth but said nothing. Lao Zhang became even more angry: "I know what you want to say. There is no use in educating through entertainment, right?"  The jokes I learned aren¡¯t funny, are they?  Just wait, I will be able to come up with funny jokes in the next two days." Then the scene changed, and it was Lao Zhang who was stammering by a deserted river: "Then, then the young man quickly turned around.  , it doesn¡¯t matter if you turn around, guess what?  He, he saw his wife.  " After saying that, Lao Zhang was stunned for a while, looked at the gurgling river, scratched his disheveled hair, and repeated it again. "It doesn't matter if he turns around, guess what, he saw him, his wife.  " After a moment of silence, Lao Zhang repeated the sentence again: "He saw his wife" At this point, even he could clearly feel how boring this line was. "He saw his wife"  , so what? Is there anything funny? There should be, right? But if there is, why is no one laughing? Why is it that no one laughs when I talk about cross talk?  I want to talk about a cross talk, I just want to hear others laugh. Why, why can't I "Hahaha" Suddenly, he raised his head and laughed. The laughter echoed around, as if it was joyful, but it always revealed desolation.  . And halfway through laughing, Lao Zhang was already crying, "Why, why is it not funny at all, why?" Then, the story ended here, and the scene turned, but it was an actor on the scene who was reading his lines.  It¡¯s Lao Zhang, but he looks much more energetic now than in the story. He is wearing a brand new plain robe without patches, and his beard and hair have been carefully trimmed. He seems to be ten years younger, even his face.  The wrinkles on his face seemed to have been smoothed out. Although he only had one line, he put everything into it at this moment. "It doesn't matter if you turn around. Guess what?"  He saw his wife, hahahaha." At the last sentence, six to seven hundred people on the field laughed in unison. On the rostrum, Xuan Mo was already stunned. And outside the competition, the audience who watched the program through the broadcast signboard were also shocked. This  What happened to this shocking reversal? Why did those poor cross talk actors suddenly shine with the light of humanity? If the previous cross talk performance was just a disgusting farce, then look at it now.  With Zhang's smiling face, people suddenly felt a little more warm and happy. Some even raised the corners of their mouths slightly and said with pride, "Look, the audience has given this show the best performance with their expressions."  "A fair evaluation" "This is entirely out ofIs the approval of love and compassion also something to be proud of?  This is simply fraud." Wang Lu said: "How could it be fraud? Lao Zhang is really just a poor craftsman. I just showed off his poor craftsmanship appropriately.  " "This kind of artistically painted display itself means that it is unreal." "You also know that this is a display. This is a big show, a program, not a news interview. You question whether I should use artistic expression.  Don't you think the technique is ridiculous?  "  "Okay, you win this time.  "
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